Showing posts with label Cure for Your Funk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cure for Your Funk. Show all posts

Sunday, May 24, 2015

Cure For Your Funk-Chp Finale

[the fight went on for quite a while, n soon the space pirates retreated n Hater's team won the round]

Hater: Phew... we did it.

Awesome: Aww yeah! No one can beat us with me ard

Brad: Yeah, watevr. I'm going bk to Peeps. I wanna be with my family

Hater: Yeah. we should check on our families.

[the trio went to chk on their families]

Wander: [sees Hater enter n glomps him] Hatey~~!

Hater: (hug) Hey wander. you ok?

Wander: [nodded] I'm OK. The litter managed to sleep somehow throughout the commotion

Awesome: How are my little fishballs? [kissed Sylvia]

Sylvia: (kiss) they're both safe.

Pride & Precious (hug Awesome)

Brad: [hugged Peepers] How's Maria doing?

Maria: |-)

Peepers: :) She's ok...

Watchdog: [knocks] Lord Hater?

Hater: Yes?

Watchdog: [enters] Sir. We found a big holo-map tht we pillaged frm the space pirates. Would u like to see, sir?

Hater: (nod) Let's.

Watchdog: [pressed some buttons n displayed the holo-map, which leads to a location of a planet]

Wander: [recognize tht planet] Tht's Leviathan! A fabled uninhabited planet tht had been gone for centuries!

Hater: Is that bad?

Brad: No, I heard abt tht planet too. It had been gone for centuries, thought to no longer exist. I heard there is a castle in there n there are riches beyond compare, n whoevr is able to get thru its obstacles n its tests will be able to claim right to the castle n rule the planet

Awesome: Well, tht sounds like a good plc to settle dwn n raise a family and an empire

Sylvia: Is it safe?

Awesome: It's uninhabited. It should be safe. I can't say the same abt the castle tho

Wander: Hey, why not? If tht planet doesn't work out, at least we hv an adventure

Brad: So we on for this planet, Hater?

Hater: (nod) Yeah, we're on for it.

Wander: Alright! Adventure, here we come! Set course for tht planet then

Watchdog: Yes, sir, Lord Wander, sir!

**

THE END

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[4 mths hv passed since the pregnancy announcement. Peepers was put on desk job until his due date. Brad helped him every step of the way, n thanks to Peepers' pregnancy, he had milk to feed Jeffery wen needed]

Jeffery: [was crying for his nxt feeding]

Peepers: :) hungry, are we, Jeffery? (starts feeding him)

Jeffrey: [latched onto Peepers' nipple n suckled hungrily]

Peepers: ^^ (sees Brad) :)

Brad: Hey, Peeps. How's Jeffrey n the baby doing? [sat nxt to him n stroke his belly]

Peepers: (nod) Jeff's doing fine. And the baby... should be due any day now...

Brad: [smiled] I look forward to it [gasped wen the ship shook] Woah! Wat happened?

PA system announcement: Attention all! We are under attack by space pirates! All available Watchdogs to battle stations, n the rest pls stay indoors n keep ur rooms locked n secured! I repeat...

Brad: Oh grob, I gotta go help! U stay here with Jeff, Peeps! N keep the doors n windows locked!

Peepers: (worry) Okay... (holding Jeffery close)

Brad: [joins Hater n Awesome at the battle station] Wat's the situation, guys?

Awesome: Damn space pirates trying to raid our ships! I thought those grob-forsaken species hv already extinct!

Hater: Whatever it is they want, we can't let them hurt the kids!

Brad: Damn straight! [brandished his sword] Wat say we bring the fight to them?

Awesome: U said it, buddy! [brought out his guns]

Hater: (makes green eletricity in his hands) BRING IT ON!

[everyone soon engaged a fight with the space pirates, while Wander n Sylvia joined Peepers together to hide frm the torrents of war]

Wander: Oh boy, it sure is rowdy out there [winced at another shockwave n hushed the crying litter]

Dipper: ;( mommy...

Peepers: (calming down Jeffery) :(

Sylvia: Those pirates better get a good beating. >:c

Wander: I'm sure u wanna go give em hell as well, bt u hv to stay with ur babies

Sylvia: :( I know... (holding Pride and Precious closely)

[suddenly Peeper's water broke]

Peepers: :O oh no... >< NO NO NO NO! Ow!

Wander: Uh-oh, looks like its time

Peepers: (falls to his knees, in pain) >< ow...!!

Jeffery: (worry)?

Wander: [helped him into bed n took Peeper's pants off] Take it easy, Peepers. Just breathe

Sylvia: (takes Jeffery)

Peepers: it hurts... ;(

Wander: I knw it hurts, bt u hv to bear with it, ur gonna be a mother now, a real mother. Just keep breathing [tries to contact Hater]

Peepers: >< ah...

(meanwhile)

Hater: (eletricutes a pirate) >:C Take that!

[the link rang in Hater's head, signalling Wander calling him]

Hater: O.O (answers) Wander??

Wander: Hey, u good to let Brad outta ur sight for a while? Peepers is in labour

Hater::O (turns to Brad) Hey Bradley! Your kid's on the way!

Brad: [just hacked a space pirate's head off] WHAT?? [immediately made a run for it, jumping off the space pirate ship n running into Hater's ship to find Peepers]

Peepers: (heavily breathing) ><...

Brad: [barges into the room] PEEPS!!!

Wander: Just in time, he's abt ready to push

Brad: [quickly went to Peepers' side, holding his hand]

Peepers: :( Bradley.... >_< haaaa!

Brad: I'm right here, Peeps. I'm right here [held him close]

Wander: Push whenevr ur ready, Peepers. I'll be here to catch it for u

Peepers: augh... (starts pushing) (breathing hard)

Wander: Doing vry good, Peepers. Maybe u should help Peepers as well, Brad. Massage his belly whenevr he pushes

Brad: [nodded] O...OK... [does so evrytime he pushes]

Peepers: ;( Br-brad...!

Brad: Its OK. I'm right here. Just keep pushing. I wanna see our baby [kissed Peeper's head]

Peepers: (still pushing) >< Haa!

Wander: I see the head. It's coming. N it has Brad's hair! Keep going, Peepers!

Peepers: ;(... (gives it all he's got) AHHHHH!! ><

Wander: Almost there, Peepers, almost there! One last push!

Brad: [helped with the massages]

Peepers: ><....(gives one last push)

Wander: [caught the baby] I got it! It's a girl! [showed them their newborn baby girl who looks like Peeper with his hair]

Brad: Oh, we got a little girl. She's perfect, Peeps. Look

Peepers: (panting heavily)... (sees) :) She is...

(the watchpup had Brad's white hair and her eye was a mix of red and blue)

Wander: [cleans her up n wrapped her in a clean swaddle n passed her to Peepers]

Brad: [was in happy tears as he took Jeffrey n brought him close to the baby] Look, Jeff. U hv a baby sister

Jeffery: (sees) :)...

Baby girl: (yawn) ...(snuggles into Peepers's chest)

Brad: Wat should we name her?

Peepers:... she looks like a Maria, doesn't she...? :)

Brad: [thought for a bit] Yeah. Maria is good (nod)

Peepers: ((hug) s Maria)

[the ship shook again]

Brad: Uh-oh I better get bk to the fight

Peepers: !

Maria: ;(?

Peepers:.. be safe. :(

Brad: I will, Peeps [kissed Peepers n Maria n quickly left]

Wander: Boy, I sure hope evrything out there would be OK

Sylvia: Let's hope so...

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[Brad n Peepers made use of their honeymoon n pretty much fucked like rabbits. A few mths hv passed since then, n while Hater, Awesome n Brad joined forces to travel n do good, Wander, Sylvia n Peepers hung out together almost like their own personal wives club, helping the men along]

Sylvia: So, Peeps. How're you doing with Bradley?

Wander: [grins] Oh yes, how r u doing with him? U haven't exactly told us much abt ur honeymoon with him [looked at Peepers naughtily]

Peepers: o////o... -////- well...~ (heart)

Wander: Oooh~ Was it tht good? Tell all :D

Peepers:... he wasn't bad at it, I'll tell you that much >////>

Sylvia: smirk oh really?

Wander: [grins n nudged him] So, any buns in the oven yet?

Peepers: O///o... I might be, I just... >////<

Wander: Hmm... Should we test him, Syl? U still got the preg test kit?

Sylvia: Yeah.

Peepers: -///- Fine.

Wander: [went to look for the kit, then brought it in] Here we are. Go to the bathroom n pee in it, then we'll see [passed it to Peepers]

Peepers: (nod) / o////o (goes to do so)

Wander: [turns to Sylvia] U think he might get lucky?

Sylvia: I think he's concerned of how Hater will react if he is with junior.

Wander: I doubt there would be any difference. I mean, he's got Awesome n Brad helping him out. There's nothing wrong with Peepers being out of commission while he's with junior

Sylvia: I'm just saying...

Peepers: AUUUUUGHH!

Sylvia: O.O!

Wander: [grins knwingly] Looks like we hv a winner! [rushes to the bathroom] Evrything OK in there, Peepers?

Peepers: (babbling in panic) O////O;;;;

Sylvia: .3. Oh geez.

Wander: [opened the door n smiled at him] Hit the jackpot, didnt we?

Peepers:...yes. We did. O///////O

Wander: Well, someone deserves to hear the happy news, don't he? [wriggled his eyebrows at him, giving him the hint]

Peepers: Now? NOW now?... o//o

Wander: No, let's tell him next yr... Of COURSE NOW now. Wat u wanna do, wait till u give birth before u tell him? [ushered him out the room] I'll accompany u, c'mon

Peepers: o.o (still in shock)

Wander: [accompanied Peepers to the meeting room where Brad, Hater n Awesome were having their conference n knocked the door] Hatey~ Hatey, is Brad with u?

Hater: Yeah, he's in here.

Brad: ?

Wander: [peeked in] Can u come out for a moment n give em some privacy? Peepers need to tell Brad something

Brad: [looks confused]

Hater & Awesome: (think)... (they leave)

Peepers: Um...Brad? I, um...

Brad: Hey, Peeps. U OK? Is something the matter?

Peepers: Well... to cut to the chase, >/////< the others won't be the only ones with children anymore.

Brad: [blinked for a few long mins before finally responding] U mean... U... I... Ur...?? [was practically speechless]

Peepers: Yes... I am... (worry)

Brad: OMG!!! I'm gonna be a daddy!! I'm gonna be a daddy again!! [picks Peepers up happily n hugged n kissed him]

Peepers: O//////O... (kiss) :)

Brad: Oh Jeffrey will be so happy that he's gonna be a big brother. [noticed] U didn't look too happy just now. R u alright?

Peepers:...it's just...been a few months, I didn't think to check, I... ;(

Brad: [smiled] Is tht all? Aww, its OK, Peeps. U didn't knw, its not ur fault. You've been busy helping us out with Hater's do-gooding. I don't blame u for being too busy to chk. It's alright, Peeps [hugs him] Everything is OK. I'm right here

Peepers: :) / (hug)

Brad: [kissed him deeply] I love u, Peeps, I love u so much

Peepers: I love you too. (kiss)

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[Brad n Peepers had a small wedding on Hater's ship, n only close friends n family (mostly on Peepers' side) were invited. Peepers was given the week off so they can spend their honeymoon, n they were relaxing at the beach on a nice warm planet]

Peepers: This feels nice~ (wearing a sunglass)

Brad: Oh yeah... N thank goodness this hotel has babysitting nursery so tht they can look aftr Jeffrey

Peepers: Yeah... (think)...

Brad: [looked ard the area, noticing they were alone, then brought Peepers to straddle him n kissed him deeply]

Peepers: o///o... (kiss)

Brad: [roamed his hand ard Peepers, touching him sensually as he kept kissing him]

Peepers: Br-brad...

Brad: [pants as his hands continued to roam, then his hand reached under the swimming trunks of Peepers n found out tht Peepers was intersex] My, my, so tht's how ur species are

Peepers: o///o... are... are you really gonna do this h-here... someone might s-see... >///<

Brad: Don't worry, we're alone. N so wat if they see? Isnt tht kinky? [grinned at him as he took off Peepers' trunks]

Peepers: Brad~ >///< (heart)

Brad: [carries Peepers higher, since he's small n he's strong enough to pick him up, then takes Peepers' cock n slowly sucked on it]

Peepers: h-ha ~! (holds onto Brad's head, panting)

Brad: [kept sucking while his finger gently rubbed at Peeper's pussy below]

Peepers: Mmmm~! >/////<

Brad: I love u... I love u, Peeps... [licked n sucked at Peepers' cock as he continued to rub Peepers' pussy]

Peepers: Br-Brad... don't... (heart)

Brad: Its OK... I'll be gentle... [kissed him as he took off his own swim trunks to reveal his semi-erected cock] U wanna touch it? Help me along?

Peepers: o.o ... I guess so... (rubs it slowly)

Brad: [pants sensually] Nnnhhh... Yes... Mmmhh... Ur hand feels good

Peepers: (blushes, continues rubbing it sensually) (places some kisses)

Brad: [kissed him bk n slowly slips in one finger into Peepers' pussy

Peepers: >/////< ... o////o what... what if it does fit...?

Brad: Its alright, I'll go slow. N I'll make u wet enough for it. Just tell me if I'm going too fast [continues to fingerfuck Peepers' pussy to make him come so tht he will be wet enough for entry]

Peepers: (panting) >///< Brad~ ! (releases)

Brad: [smiled as he kept at it so tht he'll come more, feeling his pussy juices squirting evrywhere]

Peepers: (whimper) ~ (heart)

Brad: [prodded his rock hard cock against Peepers] I'm going to come in now. Umm, just wanna ask... U a virgin?

Peepers: o////o... I... uh... >///< y-yes....

Brad: Then I'll be gentle [gently pushed his cock in, trying not to go too fast]

Peepers: (inhales sharply) Br-Brad!

Brad: [kissed him to distract him] Its OK... Its OK... Just relax [pushed in deeper bt gently]

Peepers: mmm~ (kiss)

Brad: [pushed himself fully in, groaning] Nnnhh... So tight...

Peepers: >////< Bradley~

Brad: [starts thrusting into him]

Peepers: (clings to Brad tightly) ah~

Brad: [kissed him deeply as he thrust in deeper, finding his G-spot]

Peepers: ah r-right there!

Brad: [smiled n aimed tht spot, holding him tight to let him cling onto him]

Peepers: I think... I-I mean... I'm g-gonna! >////<

Brad: So fast? [chuckles] Hang in there, I'm not done yet, luv

Peepers: Br-Brad! (heart)

Brad: Nnnhhh... Yeah ur so tight... [pushed in evn deeper, all the way to the hilt as he aimed the G-spot]

Peepers: ahhh~!

Brad: [pants] I'm almost there... [thrust even faster n harder now]

Peepers: Brad~ I can't...!

Brad: Yes... Yes... Almost... Frag... I'm coming...!! [released his load into Peepers, filling him up]

Peepers: >/////< ahhhh~!!!

Brad: [groaned at Peepers' pussy clenching his cock wen the eyeball came n came a bit more, panting] Damn, luv, u reli are tight... [kissed him] Nnhh, did it feel good? Did I hurt u?

Peepers: (panting) n... no, you didn't... felt... good... (hug) / (kiss)

Brad: I love u, I love u so much...

Peepers: and I you, Brad...

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[aftr Brad rested up, the gang went bk to their ship n traveled bk to Hater's ship]

Peepers: (pacing) :(

[the computer screen indicated tht Wander's ship was coming in]

Peepers::O Sir!

Awesome: Ooh, looks like someone's finally home [opened the ship bay entrance to let them in]

Wander: [comes out of the ship n runs to Hater, hugging him tight] Hatey, I'm home~~!

Hater: (hug) Hey Wander. How're the kids?

Wander: All good [showed him the younger litter still clinging on his bk n the older litter Knucklehead was carrying] I'd say they kinda enjoyed our adventure

Awesome: [approaches Sylvia n kissed her] Hey, Bee. How's our cute little fishballs?

Sylvia: They've been behaving themselves.

Awesome: Tht's good [sees Moose carrying some stuff out of the ship] I see u managed to shop a little while on ur mission?

Sylvia: Yeah.

Brad: [came out last, carrying his baby with him]

Peepers: Brad, are you okay? (sees baby) is that...?

Brad: Its a long story. Can we go to my room?

Peepers: (nod) Alright.

[they both went in Brad's room]

Brad: [tucked the baby in his bed n sat dwn to tell Peepers evrything] ...And tht's the gist of it

Peepers: I see... You went through that much?

Brad: [nodded] I remember evrything. I remember as well wat a jerk I was. U were right abt tht. I remember all of it. And...I don't like my old me. I still don't

Peepers: :( ... (hug) / (kiss)

Brad: [surprised at the kiss] U...Ur not mad? Abt me n Demurra?

Peepers: You did have feelings for her, but..  :$ I'd like to help anyway I can...

Brad: [smiled] Thanks... Well, u can help by deciding a name for him [gestured to the sleeping baby]

Peepers: (think)... perhaps Jeffery?

Brad: Jeffrey? Hmm... I suppose tht could work

Peepers: but if not...

Brad: [blinked] If not wat?

Peepers: if that name doesn't work for you... (worry)

Brad: It does work for me. Much better than Brad [chuckles]

Peepers: (blush)

Brad: Peepers? [blushed a little, a bit hesitant]

Peepers: ? Yes?...

Brad: Will u... Will u marry me?

Peepers: :O... you mean it?...

Brad: Yeah. I knw we haven't known each other for long, n I knw its gonna be weird since I have a baby with Demurra, bt...ur prolly the only person who has ever been honest with me. Saw thru me n still treat me just like anyone else. U were the only one willing to look after me, even tho u could quit at anytime. N well... Jeffrey is gonna need a mom to take care of him n all and...and... [blushed harder] I love u. I knw I had Demurra, bt surprisingly I seem to love u more than her...

Peepers: ;( ... then yes (nod) Yes, I will, Brad Starlight...

Brad: [smiled n leaned in to kiss him]

Peepers: (kiss)

Brad: I love u, Peeps

Peepers: Brad... I do too.

Tuesday, April 7, 2015

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[the gang found a nearby empty room n settled Brad dwn]

Sylvia: He took it pretty hard back there...

Wander: U think he's starting to remember now?

Sylvia: Possibly...

[it was abt an hour before Brad woke up]

Brad: Nnnhh... Uuuggghhh... My head...

Sylvia: easy, buddy.

Brad: W...Wander...? S-Sylvia...?

Wander: Yes, its us. Do u remember anything?

Brad: Y-Yeah... I remember u... Like for real... Evrything...

Sylvia: Like what happened to you?

Brad: Yeah. I remember our adventures together... How u n Sylvia tried to help me to get to Demurra... N the time at tht planet wen I was trying to get the Sword... N u wanted me and Hater to play hide and seek...

Wander: [gasped] U remember tht? Tht's awesome!

Sylvia: ^^; yeah, whole hide and seek game...

Brad: I... I remember... I remember evrything now... Tht baby... Tht baby is mine... Mine n Demurra...

Wander: Wat happened?

Brad: Demurra suddenly sent me tht letter u read one night using space postal express. So I went to visit her. She said... She said she doesnt love Draykor anymore. Tht Draykor was nice on the outside bt vry mean on the inside. He pretended to love her coz...coz he wants her to give him heirs. She said she made a mistake. She said she wanted to be with me...

Sylvia:... she actually cared about you?...

Brad: [nodded] I stayed in this planet, hiding out in the basement of this castle so tht I could be near with Demurra. N we...we continued our love affair for a while... Then she told me she was pregnant n tht she wanted to run away with me. She lied to Draykor tht it was his baby, bt it was mine. I watched her in the shadows, kept her safe, visited her whenever I could. Wen she gave birth... I was there to help her... My son... My son had her hair. He was so beautiful...

Wander: Is tht how Draykor found out?

Brad: [nodded] He barged into the basement I was hiding wen I helped Demurra deliver our son. He was so angry he killed... He killed Demurra... Burned her alive...

Sylvia: :O no way...

Brad: He's a dragon. Tht goes without saying.

Wander: N u escaped with ur son?

Brad: Yes... He tried to kill me... Bt I... I killed him with the sword we found at the hover craft. I barely made it out there alive with my baby. N... N I just tried to look for help, I crash landed on the first planet I saw as I tried to escape... N... [gasped] My son! My baby! Where is he?

Sylvia: the court might still have him.

Wander: We better go explain this to the judge. Hopefully it'll clear things up. U rest here, Brad. I'll go talk to the judge [left the room]

Sylvia: You heard him, buddy. He'll take care of it.

Brad: [nodded]

Wander: [was in the judge's room explaining evrything]

Judge: you swear this is the truth?

Wander: Brad's life is on the line, u guys r thinking of executing him. I dont think he has time to make up lies. Besides, u said so urself, Demurra's body was burnt. Brad is human, he can't breathe fire, can he?

Judge: (think)... and the child is his? Judge:... alright, he may go.

Wander: Just one question: Are Draykor's children alright? Where r they now?

Judge: they will either be put in a foster home or Brad Starlight shall have to take them in as his own.

Wander: I think u guys can take of them. They're nxt in line to Draykor's throne anyways. Brad already has his own son to look aftr

Judge: Very well then.

Wander; Can we hv Brad's boy bk now? [held out his hands]

Judge: (nod)

Bailiff: [brought the baby out frm the room n passed it to Wander]

Wander: Much obliged [takes the baby] Hey there, sweetie. Ur going bk to ur daddy now. Yes u are~ (heart)

Baby: ^^

Wander: [carries the baby bk to the room n passed him to Brad]

Brad: Oh... My son... [takes the baby n kissed him]

Baby: :) ...d...da...

Sylvia: :O is he...?

Brad: [gasped] He...He spoke!

Wander: Aww~~

Baby:...daddy~

Wander; So wat r u gonna do, now tht u hv ur memories bk?

Brad: [thought abt it, then remembered Peepers n blushed] Well... Is it OK if I join ur crew? I... I promised to go bk to Peeps

Sylvia: (nod) Okay then.

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Sylvia: Boys find anything?

Moose: Not yet, ma'am

Knucklehead: Maybe we should try asking where was it tht King Draykor n Queen Demurra was killed

Sylvia: Right.

Moose: [approached a random servant] Hi, I'm sure u heard abt the dastardly Brad Starlight being arrested just now. We'd like to knw, for the sake of the trial, where exactly is the royal couple murdered

Servant: |-( why should I care about something that's not my problem? That jerk took away our king and queen...

Moose: Yes, bt uh... [makes up an excuse] We're thinking to look for more evidence to convict tht jerk, so yeah, help us out?

Servant: Might as well. (tells where they can find some evidence)

Moose: Thank u vry much [turns to the group] We got it, ma'am. They were killed in their own bedroom. She said we should go there

Sylvia: Alright.

[the gang made their way to the bed chamber of King Draykor n Queen Demurra]

Sylvia: (think) Let's see...

[the gang soon searched ard]

Moose: [found something underneath the torn bed] Ma'am, I found a letter

Sylvia: Does it say anything? (looks with Moose at letter)

Moose: Let's see... "Dear Brad, I hv realized now tht despite ur childish ways n ur immature approach to love, ur heart had always been in the right plc. I hv made a huge mistake in choosing Draykor to be my husband. I wish tht I could turn bk time so tht I could hv chosen u instead, n maybe frm there, things would hv been different n u would've been a better man with my guidance. Pls meet me later tonight here in my chambers. Draykor will be gone on a royal errand n won't be home till tomorrow. The kids won't be at home too as they're following their father as well. Love, Demurra"

Knucklehead: This was dated abt a yr ago. Demurra apparently had an affair with Brad

Sylvia::O Wait, what?? She loved Brad!?

Moose: Says so here. Bt if this is dated a yr ago n they had the affair, tht means...

Knucklehead: Tht baby belongs to Brad!

Sylvia:... we gotta get to that court!

Moose: Yes, ma'am!

[the gang made it to the court, where Wander was there boring the judges with random stalling]

Judge: |-(

Moose: [barged in] Your Honor, we hv new evidence!!

Sylvia: Brad is not guilty!

Wander: Reli??

Brad: Reli??

Sylvia: (holds up the letter) Here!

Wander: [takes the letter n reads it out loud to the judge]

Brad: [also listened to the letter n he started hving a headache, flashes of memories starting to hit him as he doubled ovr]

Sylvia::O Brad!!

Wander: Brad! R u OK??

Brad: [his headache was so bad, he passed out in the courtroom]

Judge: Umm... Court's on hold in light of these events [banged the gavel to dismiss the court]

Sylvia::( Brad?

Wander: We better bring him somewhere to lie dwn. Knucklehead, a little help?

Knucklehead: Right away, sir. (carries Brad)

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[the journey took a couple of days, n during tht time, the baby had woken frm his hypersleep n was getting hungry, n since Wander was feeding for 12, Sylvia had to step in to be the wetnurse]

Brad: [had just finished changing the baby's diapers wen the baby started crying] Umm, I think its lunch time for the baby, Sylvia

Sylvia: I've got it.

Brad: [passed the baby to her]

Sylvia: (feeds him her milk) there you go, squirt.

Baby: [suckled frm her happily]

Pride&Precious: [watched the baby nursing frm her curiously]

Sylvia: just helping Mr. Brad out, kids.

Brad: He's got reli long hair tho. I mean, he's prolly abt a few mths old, bt his hair, kinda reminds me of tht Earth fairytale Rapunzel

Sylvia:... maybe he IS Demurra's kid?

Brad: Could be... Bt doesn't explain why I hv him with me... [fearing the worse]

Wander: N tht hair is so weird. I tried cutting it last night bt look wat the hair did to it [showed her the broken scissors]

Sylvia: :O whoa... it did that?

Brad: O_O Woah, reli?

Wander: Yup, n all the other scissors n knives I took out frm the hat [showed them all of them broken]

Sylvia: this kid's got some strong hair.

Brad: Alien hair is more like it...

Moose: Lord Wander, we're almost approaching King Draykor's planet

Sylvia: How soon?

Moose: Abt T-minus 10 mins, ma'am

Wander: Guess we better get ready then

Sylvia: right-o

[the gang soon got evrything equipped]

Wander: Knucklehead, u'll be in charge of looking aftr my older litter

Knucklehead: Yes, sir.

Wander: And u, Moose. U'll be in charge of looking aftr Sylvia's twins

Moose: Sir, yes, sir!

Wander: If anything happens to us, don't hesitate. Take the kids, come bk to the ship, fly away to look for Lord Hater and Emperor Awesome so tht they can come help us, understood?

Moose: [saluted] Yes, Lord Wander, sir!

Sylvia: alright, let's go.

[the gang soon made their way thru the forests, the hills n the roads to get to the castle where King Draykor n Demurra stayed, tho wen they got there, the whole castle looked like it had collapsed]

Wander: Oh my grob, wat happened to King Draykor's beautiful castle~??

Sylvia:  :O what the-??

Brad: Woah, tht looks bad

Wander: We better go see wat happened

Sylvia: Check if anybody's still there.

[the gang gained closer to the castle, n the moment they reached the gates, they were suddenly surrounded by swords n spears pointing at them]

Soldier: Halt! Who goes there?!

Brad::O Oh geez...

Sylvia: Look we don't want any trouble, we just...

Soldier: [recognized Brad] Brad Starlight! [sees the baby] Ur coming with us, u murderer!

Brad: Murderer? W-Wat are u talking...?

Wander: Hold up there! Wat do u mean 'murderer'? We're just here to return a baby!

Soldier: Yeah, a baby HE stole n killed our King n Queen for! Move ur ass, bub, unless all of u wanna be arrested for conspiracy n being his accomplice

Sylvia: What?!?

Soldier: I thought so. Move out of the way n don't stop us

Wander: [gestured the gang to stand aside]

Brad: There must be a mistake, I can't be a murderer and a kidnapper! I... I dont evn remember anything!

Soldier: Save it for the trial, bub. Move!

[one of the soldiers took the baby n the others cuffed Brad n shoved him inside the castle, leaving Wander n the gang standing there speechless]

Sylvia:... aren't we going to do something??

Wander: Definitely. I am going to be Brad's lawyer for the trial. I'll try to stall them during the trial while u, Moose n Knucklehead find some clues [takes the younger litter off his bk n passed them to Sylvia before chasing aftr Brad] Wait up! I am acting as Brad's attorney...!

Moose: Where should we start, ma'am?

Sylvia: Now would be a good idea. Come on, kids.

Moose: [nodded n searched the castle with Knucklehead]

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[the gang soon got ready n used one of Hater's ships to travel]

Wander: Careful with the kids' stuff there, Moose.

Moose: Yes, sir, Lord Wander, sir [carries the kids' necessities into the cabin inside the ship tht was designated for nursery]

Knucklehead: Are we ready to go?

Wander: Yup, we are. Say bye bye to Daddy, sweeties [waved goodbye to Hater n Awesome who's sending them off]

Litter: [waved at the window]

Hater: (waves back) :)

Awesome: [waves as well]

Brad: [waves goodbye to Peepers]

Peepers: :$ (waves to Brad)

[the ship soon fly off, n they set their course to the planet where they first found Brad hurt, which was on the planet tht sells all things baby products]

Sylvia: Here's where we first found you when injured. Do you remember how you even got here?

Brad: [thought abt it n shook his head] No... I dont think so...

Wander: Land this ship on tht planet, Knucklehead, we need to get to the bottom of this

Knucklehead: Yes, Sir.

[the ship soon landed on the planet]

Wander: [gave Moose n Knucklehead some money] U take the older litter to go play at the playground arcade. I'll bring the younger litter. Rendezvous here in abt 3 hrs

Moose: Yes, Lord Wander, sir [takes the older litter]

Brad: [got off the ship n looked ard]

Sylvia: See anything that might remind you?...

Brad: Not yet... [continued looking ard]

Wander: [carried the younger litter on his bk] Well, we found u right here [led him to the plc where they found him]

Brad: Huh? Oh, here? [tries to think]

Sylvia: Yeah and you were badly hurt too.

Brad: OK... [looked ard] Which direction did I come frm?

Wander: That-a-way, I think

Brad: [backtracks frm there]

Sylvia: (watching)...

[Brad used his instincts to guide him n then found himself at an open field, one of the areas of this planet tht has yet to be developed. There he found his crashed hover craft]

Brad: Woah, is tht...mine?

Sylvia: (think) Looks like it...

Wander: Ooh, wat luck. Thank grob no one has gotten rid of it yet. Lets see wat u left behind in there [went to rummage the hover craft]

Brad: [joined in the search]

Sylvia: find anything?

Wander: Hmm...Not sure... Can't seem to find anything useful

Brad: [aftr a while] I found something [dug out a big space capsule frm the debris]

Sylvia: What is...?

Brad: This [showed the capsule to the gang]

Wander: Wats in it?

Brad: I dunno [looked ard the capsule] How the heck do u open this thing...?

Sylvia: -.- ...

Sylvia: Need a hand?

Brad: Yeah, I guess so [chked abt the capsule before handing it to her]

Wander: [looked at it] Maybe there's a hidden button underneath

Sylvia: (looks)... what's this? (pushes small red button)

[the capsule soon opened a layer to reveal a baby boy inside, still in hypersleep inside the capsule, tho despite being a boy n dressed in boy's clothes, he had reli long golden hair]

Wander: Wooooaaaahhhhh... [his eyes sparkled at the shimmering golden hair]

Sylvia::O What the...?

Brad: A...A baby...? Wat the...?

Wander: Aaawwwww~~~ Its so ADORABLE!! Can we keep him? Can we keep him??

Sylvia: We don't even know if it has parents, Wander....

Wander: But...But...He's so pretty and cute and ADORABLE! And he has fluffy hair~!!

Brad: How did I end up... [sees the insignia on the capsule] Tht looks like...some kind of royal insignia

Sylvia: you mean...?

Wander: [sees the insignia] I remember tht insignia. Tht's the royal crest of King Draykor's empire. U knw, the dragon king who married Princess Demurra, remember them, Sylvia?

Sylvia: yeah...

Brad: Draykor... Demurra... I remember Peeps telling me abt them, the one tht I tried to force to marry me. Bt wat does tht hv to do with the baby?

Wander: I dunno. Maybe u tried to rescue him frm something. U look pretty beat up wen we found u

Sylvia: yeah rescue... >:C or steal...

Brad: Steal?? I wouldn't steal a baby! Tht's cruel! Or...did I...? [held his head] I...I dunno...

Wander: Syl! Give Bradley the benefit of the doubt here. He had to hv rescued him or he wouldn't hv been so terribly injured. We must return this baby bk to Draykor n Demurra. They must be super worried abt him

Sylvia:....yeah we should.

Wander: Another adventure, here we come!

Brad: [sees something else n saw tht it was his sword] Oh, my sword [picked it up, then suddenly had a momentary flash of memory n dropped it, holding his head] Unnhh...

Sylvia: :O Brad?

Brad: Unnhhh... I...

Wander: Talk to us, Brad. U remembered something, didnt u?

Brad: I... I remember... Explosions... A baby crying... Someone... trying to stab me and... I remember... falling dwn a cliff n then...grabbing onto my hover craft...

Sylvia:  :O... and...?

Brad: N...Nothing... Tht was it...

Wander: U wanna take a break?

Brad: No... No, lets keep going [takes the sword n sheathed it]

Sylvia:... think he's okay?

Wander: I hope so. Here [passed the capsule for Brad to hold]

Brad: [nodded n carried the capsule]

[the gang made their way bk to the ship bay]

Knucklehead: Are we ready to go?

Wander: Yes, we are [sees the litter all asleep in Moose n Knucklehead's arms] Aww, the babies r all tuckered out

Knucklehead: they had a long day.

Wander: Tht's good. U good to go, guys?

Brad: Yeah, we're good

Sylvia: Yup.

Wander: Take the wheel, Knucklehead. Charter us to King Draykor's empire

Brad: [entered the ship last n held onto the baby, wondering abt it n wat was going on in his past]

Baby: Zzzz...

Brad: [blushed at how adorable the baby is]

Wander: [curled up in the bunk beds of the ship feeding the younger litter]

Sylvia: (yawn)... (notices) Brad seems to like the kid...

Wander: Maybe, my instincts is kinda telling me there more to it behind this tho...

Sylvia: Like what?

Wander: [shrugged] I dunno, its just something tht's in my gutty works, is all. We'll hv to find out later

Sylvia: Right.

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[the nxt day, during breakfast wen evryone is seated in the food court, Brad came in]

Wander: Mornin', Brad. Joining us for breakfast?

Brad: [nodded n sat dwn wtih them]

Carly: Peepers: (in deep thought) (think)...

Brad: Hey, uh, Wander and Sylvia...right?

Wander: Yes. Wat's up?

Brad: I need ur help

Peepers (listens)

Wander: Nvr hurts to help, eh, Syl? [nudged her]

Sylvia: Right.

Brad: I want u to help me find out wat happened to me. Why I turned out the way I did. I want to go on a journey n backtrack my steps. Can u guys join me n help me find out?

Wander: Oh, definitely. We'd love to. I just hope u dont mind us bringing the kids along. They're still too young to be apart frm us

Brad: It shouldn't be a problem

Peepers: (think).... hmm... will you be needing assistance?

Brad: No, I think its better if u stay. Hater needs ur help in things. I can handle things with Wander n Sylvia

Wander: [turns to Hater] Can we help Brad, Hatey? Can we go on an adventure with him? Pls, pls, pls~?

Peepers: (slightly disappointed)...

Sylvia: Well?...

Hater:... Alright. Just keep the kids safe.

Wander: Awesome? U OK with it?

Awesome: Well, I'd be lying if I said I'm not worried, bt I knw Bee is a tough girl. She can protect the kids

Brad: [noticed Peepers disappointed] I'm sorry, bt this is something I hv to do on my own. If anything happens tht is my fault, I will nvr forgive myself for hurting u with tht past [rubbed his bk]

Peepers: ...Okay.

Awesome: Bt u guys r not travelling with tht Orrble Juice. Ur using a proper ship. N I insist u bring Moose n my bodyguard Knucklehead with u, for the sake of the kids

Sylvia: If you say so, Awesome.

Wander: Yayy! We're going on an adventure again! Its been long time comin'! C'mon, Syl, we better get the kids ready [took her hand n dragged her to the nursery]

Brad: I suppose I should get ready for my journey [excused himself frm the table]

Peepers: Goodbye... and good luck...

Brad: [smiled n walked away]

Awesome: [blinked for a moment before grinning at Peepers] Looks like someone is starting to get a little something-something with our eyeball here, eh, Hater?

Peepers: o/////o

Hater: What're you talking about? -.-

Awesome: Oh dont tell me u nvr noticed, especially wen tht Brad is always hanging ard Peepers like a lost puppy

Peepers: >////< n-no idea what you're talking about!

Awesome: Oh, u can lie to Hater, bt u can't lie to me [nudged Peepers]

Peepers: >_<... fine, fine! you got me!

Awesome: [clapped his bk] Hah! I knew it! Do u like him bk too?

Peepers:...I-I said I might... :$

Awesome: Hahaha~ Good man! Lets hope he comes bk in one piece tho

Peepers: yeah

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[it had been a few mths passed since then. Both Awesome's ship n Hater's ship were lively with the sounds of children running abt. Since Awesome n Sylvia got married, Hater n Awesome had built an alliance n evn Awesome gave up his partying to join Hater's cause of  do-gooders. During tht time, Brad still hasnt reli recovered his memories or evn remembers wat happened to him tht caused his injuries, bt he definitely was not pulling any stops to flirting with Peepers]

Brad: [sits nxt to Peepers staring at him clicking away on the computer] Watcha doing, Peeps?

Peepers: -.- Go away.

Brad: Aww~ Dont kick me out so soon. I just got here

Peepers: ugh... I've got a lot of work to do here...

Brad: Reli? I thought u would've been done by now. I knw tht zbornak and tht furball is helping u out, n I heard tht today is supposed to be ur off day

Peepers: -_- And I supposed you can complete the rest of what other work I missed?

Brad: If u teach me how to do them, then yes, I'd be glad to help :D

Peepers:...*sigh* alright.

Brad: [smiled as he eagerly helped out with the rest of Peepers' work]

Peepers: (teaches him how)

Brad: [with Peepers' teaching, he finished his part of the work rather quickly, surprising the eyeball with his fast-learning brains, especially wen he was known mostly for his brawn instead]

Peepers::O Wow... did not expect any of this...

Brad: [blinked] Expect wat?

Peepers: you to be a fast learner...

Brad: Am I not a fast learner?

Peepers: Just didn't expect that... that's all...

Brad: [smiled at him, the kind of sincere smile tht would melt hearts, not the stupid smile tht he used to use to charm his way ard]

Peepers: o.o ...

Brad: Thanks. Ur so nice. I mean, evryone else is nice to me, bt...ur nicer. Like...honest

Peepers:... really?

Brad: Yeah. So...Wat was I like? I mean, its been mths, n I still can't remember anything

Peepers:... (sigh) and all I've done was be rude...

Brad: Its OK. I can tell I wasn't well liked. So...who was I? Reli

Peepers: (tells him all he needs to know)

Brad: Wow... I was a jerk

Peepers: pretty much...

Brad: [looked dwn sadly] Man... I can't believe... Wow, I evn chased aftr a princess tht clearly wasnt interested in me?

Peepers: and married too.

Brad: :(

Peepers:... (hug) it's okay...

Brad: [let him hug him, then somehow was face to face with him before he slowly leans in to kiss Peepers]

Peepers: o/////O... B-Brad??

Brad: [blushed, bt kissed him deeper]

Peepers: >////< mmmm~

Brad: [kissed him for a full 3 mins before letting him go] I love u, Peeps

Peepers: o///o ... m-me?...

Brad: Yeah. U may not hv been vry willing, bt u took care of me, n u hv always been honest to me. I knw I may not be the best guy, bt...I hope u'll accept me...

Peepers: :$... I... I might...

Brad: [blushed] U...U would?

Peepers:...(nod) Yes...

Brad: [smiled n hugged him close] I promise I will not return to the jerk u knew. This will be the new me

Peepers: :$... (hug) Brad...

Brad: [kissed him again]

Peepers: (kiss)...

Brad: [cuddled Peepers close] I still can't remember wat happened to me tho... Like... evrything up to this point in my life is blank. How did I get here? How did I lose my memories? Wat did I do...?

Peepers:... :(... we don't know either...

Brad: Maybe I should bk track. Try to find out wat happened

Peepers: Maybe, yes. What do you remember?

Brad: [thought abt it] I can't... I can't remember... I... [held his head]

Peepers: :( Brad?

Brad: I...I need to go lie dwn... I'm sorry... [kissed Peepers on the head n went off]

Peepers: :(... (poor Bradley)...

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[2 weeks hv passed, n the eggs didnt seem to be hatching yet, tho evryone still patiently waits]

Litter: [stares at the eggs tht Sylvia was hatching, waiting for it to come out]

Sylvia: :(... suppose they...don't hatch, or?

Wander: Nonsense. I'm sure they're just a little late. U did say before tht they might take longer since u n Awesome r different species

Sylvia:...true, it's just...

Wander: Don't worry, just stay calm, Syl. How abt...

Snow: Mommy! Mommy! Egg is cracking, Mommy!

Wander: Woah, reli? I better holler for Awesome [sticks his head out the door] YO, AWESOME!! THE EGGS ARE HATCHING!!

Awesome: [was there in almost a flash] Where?? Where??!

Sylvia: :O! (watching the eggs hatch)

[the eggs slowly cracked n broke, n in 10 minutes time, the babies inside were fully hatched]

Litter: YAYY!

Sylvia:  :)... Awesome, look at them...

Awesome: [looked to see them]

Sylvia::)

Wander: Aww~ Arent they adorable?

(one baby was a blue baby shark with a little bit of pink hair and have a tail like Sylvia's. The second baby was a blue Zbornak with pink-tipped black hair)

Awesome: They're perfect [helped them to clean off the egg goo n shells]

Wander: I got the clean water~! [brought in the basin of warm water for their bath]

Sylvia: (has happy tears)... :)

Awesome: [with Wander's help, cleaned both babies before dressing them n wrapping them in swaddles] Here we go [gives one of the babies to Sylvia]

Sylvia: ^^ Hey there, kiddo. (hug)

Wander: I think it's time for ur nap, kiddies

Litter: Aww~~

Wander: C'mon, up n at 'em [made the litter climb on his bk n carries Dipper in his arms, leaving the room to give Awesome n Sylvia some privacy to bond with the babies]

Sylvia: a boy and a girl... can you believe that, Awesome?

Awesome: I almost can't [chuckled] We should think of names for them

Sylvia: (think)... For the boy, I'd say Pride.

Awesome: Our little girl, so precious...Precious, yes, tht's right. We'll name her Precious

Sylvia: (nod) mhm... (worry)

Awesome: [blinked] Wat's wrong, Bee?

Sylvia:... :( What if I'm not a good mother? I might end up too bossy, always strict, and... ;( what if they hate me?...

Awesome: Aww, Bee. Dont worry. I'm here with ya [stroke her cheek] U will be a good mother, its all a learning process. We're doing this together, remember? U ain't alone in this [kissed her]

Sylvia::( But...will I be a good parent...?

Awesome: U will be an awesome parent. N ur babies will love u [sees the babies getting restless] Speaking of which, I think they're hungry

Sylvia: (nod)... (gets to feeding them)

[the babies soon found her nipples n suckled on them hungrily]

Awesome: There, see? Ur a natural

Sylvia:..:)

Awesome: [kissed her cheek n watched the babies feed frm her]

Sylvia: (kiss)

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[it was until late aftrnoon tht Wander n Sylvia had woken up aftr getting a good night's rest]

Wander: [woke up to see Hater sleeping nxt to him on the couch with the first litter in his arms, then looked dwn to see the new litter in his arms in bed, with the suction feeder attached to his nipples n the new litter feeding frm him] Hey there, sweeties... Welcome to the world... [stroke the new litter]

Hater:  :)..  (cries)...  >< ah not that again...

Wander: [chuckles] Its OK, Hatey. Like I said, its OK to cry. I knw ur happy, stroke his cheek] Did u sleep well too? I hope the litter is not giving u any trouble

Hater: No...it's fine...:)

Wander: [tilted his head up to see Awesome sleeping with Sylvia with the eggs cuddled btwn them] Wow, Sylvia has twins?

Hater: (nod) Yeah she does.

Wander: Heh, lucky her. They're gonna hv a handful, bt not as much of a handful as ours [giggled] Can't believe we hv a dozen children now

Hater: .3. I know.

Wander: Nxt time I'm taking birth control capsules

Hater: right. that too.

Wander: So, got a name for our new babies? [noticed an odd one out, which was a skeleton baby who looked just like Hater, bt with a mop of green hair on his head] Ooh, I knw wat we're gonna name this one [giggled]

Hater: (think)...

Wander: [rolled eyes] Didnt u want one of our babies to be named Hater Jr or Wander Jr? This is ur chance

Hater:^^; I think maybe a Hatey Jr?

Wander: Hatey? Not 'Hater'? (chuckle)

Hater: -.- It'd get confusing, wouldn't it?

Wander: Bt I call u "Hatey" too. I guess we could call him Hatey Jr, bt I'm calling him Jr, so tht it won't confuse u -.-

Hater: (nod) That works.

Wander: Wat abt the others?

Hater: (think) ...let's see...

[aside frm Hatey Jr being the youngest of the litter and the odd one out, the rest of the babies were like Star Nomads, tho one of them had skeleton hands n feet with yellow fur, while the rest were grayish-black, light orange, pink and finally white, bt with super long fur, almost like a furry dog]

Hater: (to a little pink one) maybe Sweetie?

Wander: [nodded] Yeah, tht'll be nice. How abt Wander Jr for this one? [pointed at the light orange one] We could call him Wandy for short

Hater: (nod)

Wander: [pointed at the white one] Ooh this one looks like her sister Snow, bt her fur is so long [giggled] I'm gonna call her Persia

Hater: and... (the yellow nomad with skeleton hands) Sunny.

Wander: Wat abt this one? [pointed at the grayish-black one] Can't decide wat to name him. He's like a lighter colour version of his sister Midnight

Hater:...Ebony?

Wander: [thought abt it, then nodded]

Sylvia: (yawn)... (nuzzles her eggs again) :)

Wander: [sees her] Hey, Syl. Rise n shine

Sylvia: Hey Buddy... named the new litter?

Wander: [nodded] Yeah. [pointed at each baby as he said their names in chronological order] Sunny, Persia, Wander Jr, Ebony, Sweetie and Hatey Jr

Sylvia: (nod) (pats her eggs)...wow...mother to twins...

Wander: Dont be too surprise. U zbornaks always hv either two or three eggs at one sitting anyways [giggled]

Sylvia: lucky I got only two...

Wander: Yeah, better than hving 6

Sylvia: ^^... ._. you are going to just go with this many kids, right?

Wander: Yeah, dwnside of being a Star Nomad, I suppose, giving birth to litters. I think we can keep baby-making on hiatus now. Gotta get me some strong birth control capsules ^^;;

Sylvia: good idea.

Awesome: [slowly stirred] (yawn) Hey, Bee. U OK?

Sylvia: Yeah, just... wanted to check on our soon-to-be hatchlings...

Wander: U'll need to wait for a week for tht. Tht's how long it takes for zbornak eggs to hatch

Sylvia: But since it was with a shark, it might be a bit longer then a week...

Wander: Well, we'll just hv to see then.

Awesome: U OK to get bk to the ship? I can ask for a wheelchair if ur still too tired to walk

Sylvia:...alright...

Wander: I might need it too, Hatey... I feel rather sore btwn my legs...

Hater: (nod) Okay.

Awesome: Peepers, a little help with the wheelchair?

Peepers: Yes, Awesome. And Sir.

Brad: I'll help out too [followed behind Peepers]

Peepers: -.- Fine, but no funny stuff.

Brad: [grins] No promises [despite his bandages he was still pretty lively n walking ard like it didnt phase him]

Sylvia: (hug) s (her eggs)

Brad: [soon come bk with Peepers with hover chairs for Wander n Sylvia]

Hater & Awesome (help Wander & Sylvia into the hover chairs)

Wander: Thanks, Hatey

Awesome: Comfy, Bee?

Sylvia: Yeah, I'm good.

[the gang soon checked out of the hotel, n went bk to the ship, where the new mothers were brought to their rooms respectively to rest]

Sylvia: |-)...

Wander: [fell bk to sleep too, still nursing the newborn litters]

Awesome: [smiled n kissed Sylvia's forehead, leaving the room to let her rest]

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[it had been mths since then. Sylvia n Awesome officially got married a mth aftr tht proposal, tho it was modest, simple n with suitable quiet music, much to evryone surprise, tho as the wedding reception went on, it did get a little exciting with the occasional loud music n dance-off, bt nothing too heavy. Sylvia n Wander still wandered abt doing their adventures, bt they stuck to closer planets n didn't stray too far due to their pregnancy. Soon, they were on a tropical planet, just relaxing n enjoying some sun, waiting for Hater n Awesome's ship to catch up with them]

Wander: [just finished texting Hater] Hatey n Awesome will be here soon. They're almost finishing with helping out on a warring planet

Sylvia: alright then. (sipping a smoothie)

Wander: [watches the litter playing with the sand, trying to make sand castles n chuckles]

Sylvia: (chuckle)

[the duo n the litter played for a while, then the sun was starting to set]

Wander: C'mon, kiddies. Time to go on Mommy's bk. It's late. We need to get bk to the hotel

Litter: [all dusted themselves off the sand n climbed onto Wander's bk, tho Dipper climbed onto Sylvia's bk coz he had grown too big n heavy for Wander to carry]

Sylvia::) Hang on tight, little kiddo.

[the duo returned to their hotel, then Wander set up the bath tub n filled it with warm water n soap suds]

Wander: Alright, kiddies. Time for ur bath

Litter: [all got off n entered the tub, enjoying their bubble bath]

Sylvia:  :) so cute...

Wander: [smiled] Yes, they are. I... [stopped mid-sentence wen he felt something inside pop n leaked btwn his legs]

Sylvia::O Wander...??

Wander: [sees the familiar bright glow on his belly n whimpered] Oh no... N-Not...Not now...

Litter: [looked out frm the tub, worried for their mother]

Sylvia:  :( / (hug)... Peepers!

Wander: [gasped at Sylvia doubling ovr] Sylvia, r u... U too...?

Sylvia: ><....oh g-gob, ow...!

Dipper: [climbs out of the bathroom n, like he was trained to, grabbed the emergency beacon to signal Hater n Peepers that Wander kept in his hat]

Wander: [sees the litter trying to get out of the tub as well n tries to smile] Its OK, sweeties. Mommy...nnnhhh...and Aunt Sylvia is just going to hv babies... [painfully tried to help the litter out of the tub]

Sylvia: it h-hurts...! (tries to help Wander)

Wander: J-Just b-breathe thru it, S-Syl... [wrapped the litter to keep them dry before he whimpered] Oh grob... It's... It's coming out... [before he could hold bk, his first baby of the litter was expelled out of him, falling gently btwn his legs on the cold bathroom tile, which Wander shakily reached dwn to tear off the birth sac]

[bk on the ship, Brad was trying to flirt with Peepers wen the alarm frm Wander's beacon went off] Wat is tht?

Dipper: mommy... need help! and auntie!

Brad: Oh boy, we better let Hater knw abt this, Peeps

Peepers: Right!

Brad: [followed behind Peepers as they went to the control room where Hater is] Yo, Bones. I think ur kid called. Wander n Sylvia need help

Hater: :O Wait, NOW?? You mean-??

Brad: How should I knw?

Awesome: [was playing space checkers with Hater] Holy fishballs! We gotta go now! Lock in on their position, Peepers! [ran to the ship's steering wheel n started the engine]

(meanwhile)

Sylvia:  :( (trying to help Wander with his new litter)

Wander: [pants] N-No...U...U should concentrate on ur baby...I...I'll be fine [whimpered as his third baby (the second one already born 10 mins ago) slid out of him]

Sylvia: >< mmmmm-! (pushing) (panting)

Wander: [held onto Sylvia's hands for support, both for himself n for her as he whimpered, feeling his body starting to expel the nxt child]

[the door blasted open n in barged Awesome, Hater n Peepers]

Awesome: Bee?? Bee, where are you??

Sylvia:  ;( Awesome...! >< ow...!

Awesome: [carried her to the bed]

Wander: H-Hatey... [whimpered as he tried to pick up the three newborns tht he barely managed to birth out n cleaned the birth sac]

Brad: [enters last n carried the litter out of the room] C'mon, kiddos. U shouldnt be seeing this

Hater: :( Right here, Wander...

Wander: [whined as he too was carried to bed]

Awesome: [held Sylvia's hand] I'm sorry I'm late. I'm here now. U can do it, push

Sylvia: >< grrr-! (pushing out first egg)

Awesome: [gasped at the egg] Oh, u did great, Bee!

Wander: [cried out as the 4th baby expelled out of him, then quickly tries to remove the birth sac despite his pain]

Hater: (hug) you're doing good...

Sylvia::)... (feels something) Ow...!! >< Awesome-!

Awesome: :O Another one??

Wander: [pants as his belly started contracting again in the middle of taking off the sac, n the 5th baby started coming out] H-Hatey... Ooooww~~

Hater:  :( it's okay...

Sylvia: >< Ugh! (pushing again)

Peepers: :(...

Awesome: Its OK, I'm right here. Don't worry. U can do it

Wander: [sobs as the 5th baby finally comes out, then the 6th n final baby comes out abt 15 mins later before he passes out in Hater's arms, completely exhausted]

Hater: (hug)... Awesome, how's Sylvia?...

Sylvia: KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!!

Hater: ._.

Awesome: There, there, calm dwn, Bee. Ur almost there. Peepers almost got it. Just keep going [rubbed her bk to make her feel better]

Sylvia: ><

Peepers: I got it!

Awesome: U did great, Bee. U got two beautiful eggs. Oh I'm so proud of u [kisses Sylvia]

Sylvia: (kiss) :)

Awesome: [sees the litter n the passed out Wander in Hater's arms] Woah. A whole row of duckies again, huh, Hater?

Hater: :$ right...yeah...

Brad: [peeked in the room] Umm...Can the kids come in now?

Peepers:...Yeah. They can.

Brad: [enters n sets the litter dwn]

Litter: [all clambered n crawled towards the new litter batch tht were being wrapped by a random Watchdog ready to be cleaned]

Hater::) Kids.... these are your new brothers and sisters.

Litter: [giggled happily, some evn squealed excitedly]

Sylvia::)... (nuzzles her eggs)

Awesome: [kissed Sylvia's forehead] I'll get those cleaned, OK?

Sylvia: (kiss)

Awesome: [takes the eggs to bring it to the bathroom to get them cleaned together with the Watchdog who was cleaning the new litter]

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[a couple days later, Brad was still in bedrest, bt slowly getting better. A few hrs later, a signal beep on the intercom indicating tht there was a ship incoming]

Wander: [was making out with Hater wen he heard the beep] Hatey, wats tht?

Hater: (think) must be signaling a ship. an incoming one.

Wander: I wonder who's coming to visit

Hater: whoever it is... Brad might've had to do with it...

Random Watchdog: [comes in] Lord Hater, Lord Wander, Sir! Emperor Awesome's ship is approaching, he's requesting for docking, sir!

Wander: Awesome? Tht's his ship? Wats he doing here?

Hater: you think it's because of your... Zbornak friend?

Wander: Sylvia. U've known her mths n u still can't remember her name? [giggled]

Hater: >.> geez...

Sylvia: ? What's going on here?

Wander: Awesome is here~ Isnt tht cool?

Sylvia: o_o oh boy... he must be here because of the news I gave him...

Wander: Ooh, I wonder wat he plans to do~

Random watchdog: Sir, shall I let him in, sir?

Hater:... might as well see what he wants.

Random watchdog: Sir, yes, sir! [went off to let Awesome's ship in]

[Awesome's ship soon docked into the ship bay]

Sylvia: .////. ....

Awesome: [got out of the ship, the ship quiet n not blasting music for the first time]

Sylvia: o.o... that's new...?

Wander: [had his ears covered in anticipation, to be surprised by the quietness] Yeah, tht's new...

Awesome: Hey, Hater. Hey, Wander. Hey...Sylvia

Wander: Hey, Awesome! U OK?

Sylvia::O you didn't call me 'Bee'?...

Awesome: Sorry, Bee. Just a little...distracted. Umm...Can we talk? Privately?

Wander: [decided to leave them alone, ushering Hater away]

Hater: o.o hey.

Sylvia: So... what's on your mind?

Awesome: I... I've been doing a lot of thinking...aftr ur call tht day [rubbed the bk of his neck nervously]

Sylvia: and... you're here because...?

Awesome: And...well...I'm not exactly good with words bt, well, I was thinking...I should at least be responsible, n I still kinda "like" like u, evn aftr only tht one date. I mean I always had a crush on u since we met at the fancy party... [takes a deep breath n knelt dwn, holding a ring in a box] Will u marry me, Bee?

Sylvia:  :O... (cry) Awesome... (nod)

Awesome: [smiles n stand up, bringing her close to kiss her]

Sylvia: (kiss)

[unknown by them, Wander n Hater were spying on them frm a corner]

Wander: [whispered] Aww~~ So romantic...!!

Hater: .3. Way to go, fishstick. :)

Wander: I'm so happy for Sylvia. Finally she found someone

Hater: (nod)

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[the nxt day, Brad had slowly stirred, looking ard his surroundings, then slowly got up frm his bed n walked painfully towards the food court, where Wander n the gang were having breakfast]

Wander: [gasped] Brad! Ur awake! [rushed to him]

Peepers: |-( About time...

Brad: [scratched his head] Where am I...? And uh... [looked at Wander] Do I knw u?

Wander: Its me, Wander, ur best buddy! U tricked us into saving a princess, remember? Sylvia and I [gestured to Sylvia] went with u

Brad: [stared at him, genuinely confused] Huh...?

Sylvia: .3. looks like a case of amnesia, buddy.

Wander: Amnesia? U mean he doesnt remember who we are? Brad, do u knw ur name? Brad Starlight, tht's ur name

Brad: Th...Tht's my name? [was in a blur]

Peepers: -_- Yup he's got it bad.

Wander: Oh u poor thing. U better go lie dwn, ur still badly injured. Peepers, get him some breakfast, won't u?

Peepers: O_O Me?? Why me?

Wander: Coz Sylvia n I are gonna help change his bandages n Hatey has a ship to run. C'mon, Brad, lets go to ur room

Brad: [nodded as he let Wander n Sylvia lead them]

Peepers: ... -_- Great, just great.

Wander: [helped Brad to change the bandages once in his room] Pass me the meds, Syl

Sylvia: (does so) Peepers doesn't seem very happy about this >.>

Wander: I knw, I dont get why is he so snippy abt it. They've nvr evn met

Sylvia: must've heard stuff about him from Hater.

Wander: [giggled] Probably. Bt I think Brad could've been BFFs with Hatey if he tried. They got along so well during our hide-and-seek game

Brad: [just listened to evrything without a word, wasnt sure wat's gonig on, still trying to process wat happened to him]

Sylvia: >.> Right, the whole hide and seek thing...

Wander: [giggled] There, all done. Anything else u want, Brad?

Brad: Umm, not reli. Just a little hungry...

Peepers: you rang? (has small plate of food)

Wander: Speak of the devil. Alright, we'll leave u to it then! [takes Sylvia's hand n quickly left the room]

Peepers: (rolls eye) Anyways... (comes up to beside, pulling up stool and sitting on it to spoon feed Brad)

Brad: [blinked] I can feed myself, u knw [bt allows him to feed him anyways]

Peepers: -.- just eat. (feeding him)

Brad: [ate] Thanks, little eyeball

Peepers: >_< mm...

Brad: [ate some more] U knw...Ur cute, for a weird little eyeball

Peepers: o////o beg your PARDON???

Brad: U heard me. I think ur cute

Peepers:... -__- just eat

Brad: [smiled charmingly at him before continued being spoonfed]

Peepers: -///- (it's just the amnesia talking, Peepers)

Brad: [finished his food] Thanks, little eyeball

Peepers: mhm.

Brad: Got a name for tht cute face of urs?

Peepers:... Peepers.

Brad: Peepers. [smiled charmingly again] Cute. Peepers. Peeps. Can I call u Peeps?

Peepers: -_-... whatever.

Brad: [reach forward to stroke Peepers' cheek for a moment, then yawned went to sleep, still tired frm his injuries]

Peepers: o.o ... o_o

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[the mini ship soon returned to Hater's big ship n got in]

Wander: [comes out of the ship n reached the PA system] Hatey? Hatey, its me! I need help! We're at the ship bay!

Hater: ? With what, the packages?

Wander: No, with Brad! Just get here n help us!

Hater: O_O Brad Starlight?? Uh, Watchdogs, you heard him! That's an order!

[a group of Watchdogs soon went to the mini ship n helped with both the packages n carrying Brad to a vacant room]

Peepers: >:C... he's possibly faking...

Wander: Does THAT look fake to u?? [pointed at the huge bleeding gash]

Peepers: .3. Just saying...

[the medic was soon called in n they treated Brad the best they could while evryone waited outside]

Peepers:... Sir, are you sure about this?

Wander: We hv to help him. He's our friend. N it nvr hurts to help

Peepers:...when was he a friend? -.-

Wander: He had always been a friend, right, Sylvia? [smiled happily at her]

Sylvia: ^^; well...

Wander: [turned to Hater] Right, Hatey~?

Hater: >.> ...

[half an hr later, the medics came out]

Wander: How is he, doc?

Medic: He's alright for now. Thank grob u found him earlier. Any later n he would've bled to death. He's got a huge gash on his chest, a few broken ribs, a fractured arm n a number of stab wounds, probably frm a spear. Watevr he went thru, it was luck tht he survived

Peepers: |-( yeah, lucky him...

Wander: Oh shush. Wen will he wake up?

Medic: Tht depends on how fast he recovers, bt I think he might wake up tomorrow, just let him rest [went bk to med bay]

Wander: Thanks, doc!

Peepers: Mhm...

Wander: [noticed Peepers' attitude] Wats up with u? U look kinda snippy. Is something the matter with him, Hatey?

Hater: shrug Maybe because a lot of us are getting hitched and he doesn't seem to have anybody. Just saying.

Peepers: -.-

Wander: [giggled] Is THAT so?

Peepers: >_< Don't get any ideas, fuzzball.

Wander: Wouldnt DREAM of it [giggled] C'mon, Hatey, lets go decorate the new nursery for our new litter. I got a lot of cool things

Hater: (nod) Sure.

Wander: [held Hater's hand n left, along with Sylvia]

Sylvia: :) ...might be fun having kids.

Wander: Well, I hope Awesome would be ready for them

Sylvia: That too.

Peepers: (sulking) -.-

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[an hr later, they reached their destination]

Moose: Here we are, sir. Planet Moochie. The best plc to get all things baby for all species

Sylvia: (nod) Pretty big place.

Wander: Good work, Moose. Lets park this ship n get started

Moose: Will do, sir [went to the parking station to park the ship]

Sylvia: (think)...

[soon the trio Wander, Sylvia n bodyguard watchdog Moose were touring evrywhere, shopping for dozens n dozens of baby clothes, baby items n baby necessities for both Wander n Sylvia's babies]

Sylvia: (think)...if it is twins... boy and girl? or both of one gender? ._.;

Wander: Just go with both, buy a few of each gender. U can nvr hv too many baby stuff. Man, wish we had discovered this planet sooner. We would've been able to prepare for the first litter, bt then again we were on the run frm Hatey [giggled]

Sylvia: -3- mostly you were, mister.

Wander: ^^;; Well yeah, true tht. Touche [wiped his brow] Phew! I'm beat. Wanna go grab a snack?

Sylvia: yup, feeling starved.

Wander: Alright. Here [passed all their items bought to Moose] Bring this to the ship n then u can join us for snacks?

Moose: Yes, sir [carries the stuff to the ship]

Wander: So, where shall we eat?

Sylvia: Anywhere sounds good, actually. (sniff) o.o that Space pizza?

Wander: [sniffed] Mmm, I think it is. Lets go there n chk it out!

Sylvia: (nod)

[the duo made their way to where the smell was coming frm n there it was in huge billboard letters: SPACE PIZZA]

Sylvia: (cat) yup, pizza.

Wander: Mmmm~~ Lets get in there n get started [takes Sylvia's hand n entered the restaurant, ordering up a storm]

(later)

Sylvia: mmm...getting stuffed, how bout you, Wander?

Wander: I think I still room for a bit of dessert. Wat abt u, Moose?

Moose: X_X [has KO-ed frm all the eating]

Sylvia: ^^;; oops.

Wander: Oi vey, I did say hv all u can eat, bt I didnt expect him to eat himself into a coma O_O;;

Sylvia: How long do you think we should give him? 5, 10 minutes?

Wander: Give him 20. Just enough time to let me order n finish my dessert

Sylvia:...planning to share? (cat)

Wander: >:C Order ur own :P

Sylvia: >:c Hey...

Wander: [ordered a whole bunch of desserts]

Sylvia: |-(

Wander: [rolled eyes] Fine, here [pushed half of the desserts to Sylvia]

Sylvia: (cat) yay (gobbles some desserts)

[the duo ate slowly to give Moose time to recuperate. Once he was OK, they continued their shopping]

Sylvia: Let's see... some of these and maybe this. :) (picking out toys)

Wander: [picked out his stuff too] Ooh, this is cute. I'll take it. N this as well, and this...

Moose: [was carrying a whole bunch of things for them]

Sylvia: Need help there, Moose?

Moose: I'm good, Miss, dont worry abt me

Wander: I think we've got enough for now. Anymore n we might end up buying up the entire planet XD

Sylvia: ^^; yep.

[the trio made their way bk to their ship wen Wander spotted someone]

Wander: [recognized the person] Hey, isnt tht Brad Starlight?

Sylvia: Him? o.o

Wander: Yeah, I think its him [waved at him enthusiastically] Hey Brad~! Bradley! Watcha doing here??

Brad: [was looking a little dazed, n was hobbling painfully n before he knew it he collapsed to the floor]

Wander: [gasped] :O Brad!! [passed his shopping items to Moose n ran to him]

Sylvia: :O Wander, wait!

Wander: [knelt beside Brad] Brad! Brad, wake up! Speak to me! Oh grob, Sylvia, he's hurt bad!

Sylvia: (comes over) ? What did he get into...?

Wander: Nothing good, definitely. Moose, put all our stuff in the ship n bring it here, we're taking him bk to Hatey

Moose: yes sir.

Sylvia: He look bad...

Wander: [bit his lip, trying his best to wake him up]

Brad: [just groaned a bit bt doesnt wake]

Sylvia: (think)... (notices) :O Wander, is that a...?

Wander: Wat? Wat is it? [turned to look at where she's pointing]

Sylvia: (pointing to a huge gash)

Wander: Oh no, we reli need to get him bk to Hatey

[the ship just so happen to arrive n Wander, Sylvia n Moose carried Brad into the ship n flew off]

Sylvia:... who knows what he got himself into?

Wander: Nothing good, tht's for sure. Fly faster, Moose

Moose: Yes, sir! [pick up speed]

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[it was almost a mth before Sylvia had the courage to call Awesome abt it, n tht's also bcoz Wander kept pestering her to do it]

Wander: Syl, if ur not calling him to tell him right now, Imma gonna tell him for ya! [holds up the phone, his finger pointing threateningly at the buttons]

Sylvia: O_O Don't you dare.

Wander: I will if u don't call him urself right now~ [wriggled his finger]

Sylvia: >:C Wander... sigh -_- Fine, I'll do it.

Wander: [grinned n passed the phone to her]

Sylvia: (dials Awesome's phone number)

Awesome: [was practicing his dance moves wen the call came, bt he couldnt hear it thru the blasting music except his Fist Fighter minion]

Sylvia: -_-... >_< WILL YOU PICK UP YOU STUPID HANDSOME SHARK!?!?

Wander: [giggled] Try the main control room phone. One of his minions might pick. I got the number frm Hatey [took out the number frm his hat to show Sylvia]

Sylvia: (think)... (tries the number)

[the phone in the main control room rang]

Fist Fighter: Hello, Awesome's lair

Sylvia: Hey this is Sylvia, got some news to deliver to Emperor Awesome.

Fist Fighter: Emperor Awesome is practicing his dance moves at the moment, he asked not to be disturbed

Sylvia: Well, can you let him know... that... :$ he's about to be a father to Bee's kid or kids?

Fist Fighter: [blinked for a moment] Uuuuhhhh... U better talk to the emperor urself [brought the phone to the dance room n turned off the music]

Awesome: Hey! I was practicing! Didnt I say not to disturb me??

Fist Fighter: U got a phonecall, sir, frm Sylvia

Awesome: Bee? [takes the phone] Hey, Bee, wassup?

Sylvia: You remember that night between us, right?

Awesome: Wow, getting right to the point, huh? Hello to u too

Sylvia: -__-... you're actually a dad.

Awesome: O.O [long pause before he laughed nervously] U...Ur kidding, right?

Sylvia: Nope.

Awesome: [fainted on the spot, the line cut off]

Sylvia: .3. Oh boy, he went down.

Wander: At least tht's a good sign. He didnt outright reject u [giggled]

Sylvia: He had better not...

Wander: So wat r u gonna do now?

Sylvia:...baby shopping? .3.

Wander: [giggled] I suppose so. I need to shop for more clothes as well for my upcoming litter [rubbed his own middle]

Sylvia: Yup.

Wander: Lemme just go find Hatey n let him knw first. Meet me at the ship bay [went off to find Hater]

Sylvia: (nod)

Wander: [finds Hater in the brainstorming room discussing abt their new objectives of being good guys] Hi, Hatey~ Hi, Peepers

Peepers: Oh hey, Wander

Hater: Hey. :)

Wander: Hey, Sylvia n I are gonna head dwn to the nearest planet to do some baby shopping, n since she's pregnant, I can't reli ride her. Can we borrow one of ur mini ships?

Peepers; Wait, wat? The zbornak is pregnant?? With whom?

Hater: >.> It's Awesome.

Peepers: Woah... Tht fish with Sylvia? Wow, who'd hv thought...

Wander: So, can I borrow ur ship? Can I? Can I?

Hater: Alright, alright. :)

Wander: Yayy! The kids r in the nursery. Trent n Bob (random watchdog names) r babysitting them. N dont worry, I'll bring Moose as bodyguard. Cya soon, Hatey [tiptoed up to kiss him]

Hater: :$

Wander: [went to the ship bay where Sylvia n Watchdog Moose was waiting] All good to go! U pick our ride, Moose

Moose: Yes, sir, Lord Wander, sir [went to choose a mini ship for them]

Sylvia: How'd the eyeball take it?

Wander: Surprised, bt pretty well, more or less

Moose: I got the ship for u, Lord Wander, sir

Wander: Awesome! Shall we, Syl?

Sylvia: (nod) Yup. Let's go.

Moose: [helped Wander n Sylvia into the ship n piloted it] Where to, Lord Wander, sir?

Wander; To somewhere where we can buy tons of baby clothes for all species

Moose: I knw just the planet, sir [drove the ship to their destination]

Sylvia: (think)... (rubbing belly)

Wander: [leans close to Sylvia's belly, tries to listen in] I wonder if they can already hear me. Hello, babies, this is ur Uncle Wandy~

Sylvia: (chuckle) It may be twins or one kid, but who knows...

Wander: I bet its twins. My gut instincts as a Star Nomad says so

Sylvia: .3. oh really?

Wander: [shrugged] Bt like u said, who knws. Tho my instincts tells me I'm right

Sylvia: Mhm. :)

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*a few months later...*

Sylvia: (eating lot of food)

Wander: [was sitting with her at the ship's food court n noticed her stuff her face] Wow, ur reli hungry today

Sylvia: .3. no you think?

Wander: Oh yeah, I think so, look at tht [gestured at the empty plates tht were piled sky high, then realized it was familiar] Sylvia? Is there something ur not telling me?

Sylvia: o///o like what?

Wander: Oh, like say...buns in the oven? [raised his eyebrows at her knowingly]

Sylvia: O////O Erm...!

Wander: Sylvia~ [waiting for her to admit it]

Sylvia: >///>...yeah... it's what it looks like...

Wander: [gasped as he remembered the date] Ur having Awesome's baby~! Tht is so cool!!

Sylvia: >///< Can ya keep it down??

Wander: [squealed giddily] I'm SO happy for u~! R u gonna go tell Awesome?

Sylvia: ...I might have to.

Wander: U wanna call him now or later?

Sylvia: I think later.

Wander: Oooh I'm so happy for u, Syl~

Sylvia:... :$ thanks...

Wander: [sees Hater coming in the food court] Ooh, should I tell him the good news, Syl?

Sylvia: -__- I guess so...

Wander: [skipped towards Hater] Hatey~ Hatey, guess wat? [whispered into Hater's ear abt Sylvia]

Hater:... o.o with him, seriously?

Sylvia: >////<

Wander: [smiled widely n nodded happily] Isnt it wonderful?

Hater: Well... seems we're having a really big family.

Sylvia: .3. Did you two...?

Wander: [blushed] Ehehe, lets just say our wedding night was...pretty frisky [giggled as he put his hand on his own middle]

Sylvia: -3- Somehow I'm less then surprised.

Wander: [hears the babies cry frm the baby monitor he kept in his hat] Oh, looks like someone is hungry again. Well, I'll be off. Don't take too long to tell Awesome, Syl. Oooh~ My little babies r gonna be so excited to hear they're gonna hv new siblings [dashed off to the nursery room]

Sylvia: o///o