Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Cure For Your Funk-Chp17

[it was almost a mth before Sylvia had the courage to call Awesome abt it, n tht's also bcoz Wander kept pestering her to do it]

Wander: Syl, if ur not calling him to tell him right now, Imma gonna tell him for ya! [holds up the phone, his finger pointing threateningly at the buttons]

Sylvia: O_O Don't you dare.

Wander: I will if u don't call him urself right now~ [wriggled his finger]

Sylvia: >:C Wander... sigh -_- Fine, I'll do it.

Wander: [grinned n passed the phone to her]

Sylvia: (dials Awesome's phone number)

Awesome: [was practicing his dance moves wen the call came, bt he couldnt hear it thru the blasting music except his Fist Fighter minion]

Sylvia: -_-... >_< WILL YOU PICK UP YOU STUPID HANDSOME SHARK!?!?

Wander: [giggled] Try the main control room phone. One of his minions might pick. I got the number frm Hatey [took out the number frm his hat to show Sylvia]

Sylvia: (think)... (tries the number)

[the phone in the main control room rang]

Fist Fighter: Hello, Awesome's lair

Sylvia: Hey this is Sylvia, got some news to deliver to Emperor Awesome.

Fist Fighter: Emperor Awesome is practicing his dance moves at the moment, he asked not to be disturbed

Sylvia: Well, can you let him know... that... :$ he's about to be a father to Bee's kid or kids?

Fist Fighter: [blinked for a moment] Uuuuhhhh... U better talk to the emperor urself [brought the phone to the dance room n turned off the music]

Awesome: Hey! I was practicing! Didnt I say not to disturb me??

Fist Fighter: U got a phonecall, sir, frm Sylvia

Awesome: Bee? [takes the phone] Hey, Bee, wassup?

Sylvia: You remember that night between us, right?

Awesome: Wow, getting right to the point, huh? Hello to u too

Sylvia: -__-... you're actually a dad.

Awesome: O.O [long pause before he laughed nervously] U...Ur kidding, right?

Sylvia: Nope.

Awesome: [fainted on the spot, the line cut off]

Sylvia: .3. Oh boy, he went down.

Wander: At least tht's a good sign. He didnt outright reject u [giggled]

Sylvia: He had better not...

Wander: So wat r u gonna do now?

Sylvia:...baby shopping? .3.

Wander: [giggled] I suppose so. I need to shop for more clothes as well for my upcoming litter [rubbed his own middle]

Sylvia: Yup.

Wander: Lemme just go find Hatey n let him knw first. Meet me at the ship bay [went off to find Hater]

Sylvia: (nod)

Wander: [finds Hater in the brainstorming room discussing abt their new objectives of being good guys] Hi, Hatey~ Hi, Peepers

Peepers: Oh hey, Wander

Hater: Hey. :)

Wander: Hey, Sylvia n I are gonna head dwn to the nearest planet to do some baby shopping, n since she's pregnant, I can't reli ride her. Can we borrow one of ur mini ships?

Peepers; Wait, wat? The zbornak is pregnant?? With whom?

Hater: >.> It's Awesome.

Peepers: Woah... Tht fish with Sylvia? Wow, who'd hv thought...

Wander: So, can I borrow ur ship? Can I? Can I?

Hater: Alright, alright. :)

Wander: Yayy! The kids r in the nursery. Trent n Bob (random watchdog names) r babysitting them. N dont worry, I'll bring Moose as bodyguard. Cya soon, Hatey [tiptoed up to kiss him]

Hater: :$

Wander: [went to the ship bay where Sylvia n Watchdog Moose was waiting] All good to go! U pick our ride, Moose

Moose: Yes, sir, Lord Wander, sir [went to choose a mini ship for them]

Sylvia: How'd the eyeball take it?

Wander: Surprised, bt pretty well, more or less

Moose: I got the ship for u, Lord Wander, sir

Wander: Awesome! Shall we, Syl?

Sylvia: (nod) Yup. Let's go.

Moose: [helped Wander n Sylvia into the ship n piloted it] Where to, Lord Wander, sir?

Wander; To somewhere where we can buy tons of baby clothes for all species

Moose: I knw just the planet, sir [drove the ship to their destination]

Sylvia: (think)... (rubbing belly)

Wander: [leans close to Sylvia's belly, tries to listen in] I wonder if they can already hear me. Hello, babies, this is ur Uncle Wandy~

Sylvia: (chuckle) It may be twins or one kid, but who knows...

Wander: I bet its twins. My gut instincts as a Star Nomad says so

Sylvia: .3. oh really?

Wander: [shrugged] Bt like u said, who knws. Tho my instincts tells me I'm right

Sylvia: Mhm. :)

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