Tuesday, April 7, 2015

Young Destiny-Chp20

[a week later, while the Skullhead ship was cruising abt with Wander n Sylvia in for the ride, a signal indicated a spaceship coming close]

Random watchdog: Commander Peepers, sir! There is a Skeletor ship coming this way, requesting for boarding

Peepers: [was looking thru some schematics with Hater] Skeletor ship? Oh, tht must be Emperor Wrath n Empress Malice! Clean up the plc! Prepare the guest throne! We need to make this ship presentable for Lord Hater's grandparents!

[the watchdogs went to work as Lord Hater grumbled embrassly in his throne]

[meanwhile Wander and Sylvia were headed to the throne room watching the frantic watchdogs go by]

Sylvia: I wonder what got into their pants?

Wander: I'll ask. Hey, Peepers! Wats all the fuss abt?

Peepers: Lord Hater's grandparents r here, waiting for docking any moment. We need to fix this plc up pronto! No time to talk! [ran ard like a headless chicken spitting out orders]

Wander: Oh. [sped off n disappeared to goodness knws where before Sylvia could react]

Sylvia: [rolls eyes at the situation]

[Suddenly rock music started playing and the watchdogs line up with Hater's symbol on it at the enterance waiting for Peepers to give the introduction]

Peepers: Alright, listen up, ppl. This is Lord Hater's grandparents we're talking abt, so u knw the drill: No talking unless spoken to, no bad manners, keep all thoughts to urself unless asked, n don't ever, EVER let Empress Malice hv any ice-cream. U remember the last time she had ice-cream?? [shuddered at the memory of Empress Malice going on her sugar high mania n practically had to peel her off the wall]

Hater: Peepers say the introduction already! [shouted Hater wanting the embressment of his grandparents visit to be over already]

Peepers: Ahem... [cleared his throat] Fine. Announcing the arrival of Emperor Wrath n Empress Malice! [pulled the lever to open the entrance]

[rock n roll music played in the background. watchdogs raise there flags, the fog machines were running, and the ship's enterence doors revile Emperpr Wrath and Empress Malice in all their evil glory]

Malice: You hoo! Hatey honey have you been a good bad boy since we last saw you?!

Hater: [glows bright green and humphs]

Wrath: Dear, lea...ack! [hit with cane]

Malice: Don't tell how to treat my grandson, Wrathy!

Hater: [covers face with hands]

Sylvia: [silently laughing in corner]

Peepers: Welcome, Emperor n Empress. So good to see u. How was ur trip? [followed behind them to be at their beck and call] Can I take ur coat? Can I get u anything to drink? Can I...

Wrath: Peepers, stop kissing up.

Malice: Oh Wrathy, he just being a good minion!

Wrath: [moodily] It's annoying!

Malice: oh shush! [turns to Hater] Oh Hatey! Stop being embrassed!

Hater: [grumbles]

Peepers: [led them to the guest thrones to sit dwn, then realized someone was missing] Hey, zbornak, where's the furball Wander?

Sylvia: [looks around and shrugs] I don't know

Peepers: Did u knw where he's gone, sir? [turns to Hater]

Hater: [lifted his hands up and look at Peepers] Nope

Malice: [giggled gleefully] Oooo! Is this the nice starnomand we heard about?

Hater: [glow green in surprise] How did you know that? [glares at Peepers]

Peepers: [shrugged sheepishly] I may hv forgotten to tell u tht they...made a video call? Eh he he he... U were upset tht day wen u called, so I thought I'd hold it off till ur mood was...better...? [braced himself for a blast]

[before Hater could blast him, a bit of a murmured silence came in wen the door to the throne room opened n in came Wander, wearing something like a hoodie bt with a bit of a long train, n apparently it was designed just like Hater's theme, almost like cosplay, bt not reli]

Wander: Hi~ U must be Lord Hater's grandparents. I'm Hater's girlfriend. Tho technically it should be boyfriend, bt since I'm the "receiving end", I...

Peepers: [shrieked n covered Wander's mouth] Ahahhaa, he's such a kidder. Anyways, Emperor Wrath, Empress Malice, meet Wander, the Star Nomad I told u abt

Hater: [hides his face again]

Malice: [laughs merrily] Oh! He is soo cute~

Warth: [rolls eyes] {At least Hater is the man in the relationship}

Malice: [gets off her throne and walks to Wander] Let me get a good look at him. [stares right into Wander's eyes. Eyes narrowing every passing moment. After a few minutes, Malice declairs] I LIKE him! [and goes back to her throne]

Wander: [smiled n curtsied at both Malice n Wrath] Very pleased to meet u, sir, ma'am [turns to Hater] Hi, Hatey~ Sorry I'm late [skipped to him n sat on Hater's lap]

Peepers: [facepalmed at Wander's boldness] Wander, cant u just sit properly somewhere on a CHAIR?

Wander: [blinked] Why? I like it here

Hater: [hides face again in one hand and hug Wander with another]

Malice: Aww~

Wrath: [rolls eyes]

Sylvia: [cracking up in the corner]

Peepers: [glared at Sylvia for a moment before taking a deep breath, pointing at a random Watchdog] You! Steve! Go get the refreshments! [turns to the Emperor n Empress] So~ To wat do we owe the pleasure of ur visit, Your Majesties?

Malice: To meet Hatey's boyfriend!

Wrath: [coughs]

Malice: [glares at him and sighs] Also it about Dought.

Hater: [stands up while still holding Wander] WHAT?! What is that low down AS...[stop in mid swear because he didn't want to get punished again from swearing by his grandparents again] DONKEY BUTT up to now?!

Wrath: [impress that he stop at mid-swearing and clears throat] As you know since his family won the civil war he been misusing his power for his selfish gain. Letting people strave, loose housing, and stop expanding the empire. While he gets fat the people suffer. People have not rebel because they fear what happen to us will happen to them and their family. HOWEVER, it seems people are starting to rebel.

Hater: [had sat back down before Wrath started to speak] Why?

Malice: He has yet produce an heir!

Hater: [confused] So?

Wrath: SO? Because of not producing an heir. People are staring to think that even the gods don't agree of him ruling the empire. They are starting to revolt asking for the pervious reigin. Asking for us!

Peepers: Tht would definitely fit the definition of "karma is a bi..." [also knew the consequences of swearing] ...a witch", yeah tht's wat I'm saying

Wander: So...does tht mean we can go visit ur home planet n take bk ur throne, Hatey? [smiled excitedly]

Hater: Uh...[looks at his grandparents for confortmation]

Malice: Well...

Wrath: We need a plan. Even though we have the people on our side. Our army is still small compared to Dought.

Wander: Don't u hv like a lot of planets tht u've conquered? Maybe some of them can borrow u their soldiers n stuff. Or maybe u could ask Awesome for help. He's got a nice big army

Peepers: Awesome?? That' no-good party-crazy Marina?? He is not setting foot in this ship or joining any army of ours! I forbid it! [was still sore abt his planet being destroyed by a Marina]

Hater: Agreed [Doesn't like Awesome either]

Sylvia: Here Here! [on the 'I hate Awesome bandwagon]

Wander: Aww, why not? Grandpa said tht u guys dont hv enough ppl in ur army, this Dought guy has bigger guns than u, wat's another army to do any harm?

Peepers: He's...He's annoying, OK? I don't like him, nobody likes him, he killed my planet n he's a jerk n he would nvr help! He's our rival in conquest, why would we need his help??

Wander: Mr Peepers~ [his face looked a bit serious] HE didnt kill ur planet. Syl told me all abt it. His COUSIN killed ur planet. Its not his fault ur planet died. N he may be a bit of loose canon, bt he's got good numbers to help u out. Wat else hv u got to lose?

Peepers: Th-That's not the point! The...The point is... The point is... [knew Wander was right, bt doesnt knw wat to say to counter him]

Hater & Sylvia: [goans knowing that Wander is right]

Malice: [points to random watchdog] YOU! Call Fish Boy!

Watchdog: Sir, yessir! [runs to the communicator to make the call]

Wander: Yayy! Awesome is joining our team~! Weee! [clapped his hands with glee, bk to his old cheerful self, as if his serious tone nvr happened] Let's hv some ice cream to celebrate!

Hater & Sylvia: [groan]

Peepers: NO! No ice cream! [sees Malice's sparkly eyes at the mention of ice cream] Umm, I mean...we're all out of ice-cream. Umm, umm, Brent ate all of it [pointed at the said Watchdog]

Wander: No, we didn't. I've got some right here [pulled out a tub of ice cream out of his hoodie, then hopped off Hater's lap n went to Malice] Want some, ma'am?

Peepers: No, no, no, Wander~!! [ran to him bt tripped on his own toes]

Malice: Yay! [starts to eat the gallon of ice cream]

Hater & Wrath: Oh Dear...[brace themselves for what to about to happen]

Malice: [gets extremely hyper and starts to use her fire powers to burn the watchdogs a little and started to run all over the ceiling]

Wander: [was caught by surprise, then just basically laughed n whooped as he joined in the frenzy, as per his usual hyper self]

Peepers: Oh grob, someone shoot me now~

Hater & Wrath: [just shook their heads use to their behavior]

Sylvia: At least Jerk Face isn't here to see this

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