[the day of the wedding finally came, n evryone was here, evn Hater's grandparents n Awesome, n Peepers would be the one officiating the wedding as Hater waits at the altar for Wander to show up]
Hater: [wearing a simple black tux. He nerously waited for Wander pulling on his itchy collar]
Peepers: [whispers to Sylvia who was standing at the bride's side of the altar] Psst, nice dress, zbornak
[the wedding march was soon played, rock style just as Hater instructed, then the door opened n in came Wander in his wedding dress n all its glory]
Wander: [was a little nervous, bt tries to put a strong front as he walked dwn the aisle, trying to ignore the staring eyes as he kept his gaze towards Hater]
Sylvia: [whispers back] You no too shabby yourself, Short Stuff
Hater: [stops figiting with his collar and stared at Wander mouth open blown away. He started to turn green and tiny sparks were coming off his horns]
Wander: [giggled inwardly at upon seeing those sparks coming off] {I'll take as a sign he likes it} [soon was nxt to him at the altar n whispered] U look great, Hatey
Hater: [gulps] Yeah...y..You to...too [then face Peepers]
Peepers: [cleared his throat] Ahem, we're gathered here today to bear witness and unite Lord Hater, almighty Skeletor ruler of the nine galaxies n the wanderlust Star Nomad Wander. If anyone should object to this union, speak now or forever hold ur peace
Wander: [held his breath, waiting for anything that might happen]
Hater: [glared at anyone thinking about objecting]
[all Watchdogs n Fist Fighters covered their "mouths"]
Peepers: If there is no objection, we shall proceed with the union [took out the thick book of Ancient Galaxy Rites n read out the blessing verses for marriages]
Wander: [held Hater's hand n squeezed gently for encouragement]
Hater: [smiled and squeezed Wander's hand back]
Sylvia: [rolls her eyes at those two and smiled happy for them]
Peepers: [finished reading the rites n turned to Hater] We shall begin. Do u, Lord Hater, take Wander to be ur lawfully wedded wife, to hv n to hold, to cherish all ur days, in sickness n in health, till death do u part?
Hater: I do!
Peepers: [turns to Wander] And do u, Wander, take Lord Hater to be ur lawfully wedded husband, to hv n to hold, to cherish all ur days, in sickness n in health, till death do u part?
Wander: I sure do!
Peepers: Pls face each other n speak ur vows
Hater: [gulped and turn to Wander. Clears throat] Um...I love you Wander and it kind of hard for me to say it sometimes. You know, Big Evil Lord here. But, even when I first met you I had this strange attraction towards you. At first I thought it was hate and was happy to keep it that way with strange urges to cuddle. But, like you usually do you have to ruin that plan and it made me the happiest person in the universe. [blushing bright green]
Wander: [was giddy n was in tears of joy at the same time] Aww, Hatey. I love u too. I loved u since the first day I met u. The moment u had that outburst at me, I could tell, deep dwn inside, there is something within u that is good, tht needed attention n love, that needed to be saved. I didn't intend to ruin anything, bt I'm glad I made u happy, n u made me happy too, the happiest I could ever be
Peepers: [held bk a choked voice] With power invested in me by the Ancient Rites of the Nine Galaxies, I pronounce u husband n wife. U may kiss the bride
Hater: [turns to Wander and bends down and kisses him]
Wander: [tip-toed a bit to return the kiss]
[the room soon erupted with cheers n popping confettis]
Peepers: Introducing Lord and Lady Hater!
Sylvia: [snorted] Lady Hater! Ha! I like Lord Hater and Lord Wander better [she said this cause she knows Wanders like male pronouns better]
Wander: [giggled] It's OK, Syl, just this once [turns to the crowd] Catch the bouquet! [turned n tossed it backwards]
[the bouquet bounced ard frm the Watchdogs' hands to Fist Fighters' hands, n somehow bounced forward up front n landed in Sylvia's hands]
Sylvia: [turning bright red] {How the hell that happen?!}
Wander: [giggled as he grinned towards Peepers n Sylvia's direction]
Awesome: [locked sights with Sylvia n grinned smugly at her, raising his brows]
Sylvia: [is grossed out by Awesome attention and slowly backs away]
Peepers: [glared venomously at Awesome to keep him at bay, then turned to the audience] Onward to the dining hall. We've got a grand feast all set for ya!
Wander: Great, I'm starved, n so r the babies [stroke his middle, his stomach visibly growling]
Sylvia: [grins] I with you there Buddy! [still holding the flowers and goes to the dinning hall]
Hater: [smiles and looks down at Wander and grabs his hand and takes him to the dinning hall]
Empress Malice: [does a happy dance] Great Grandbabies!!
Emperor Wrath: [rolls his eyes and offers his hand] Shall we? [smiles at his wife]
Malice: Of course Wrathy![grabs his hand and leads him to the dinning hall]
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