[meanwhile Wander has reached the gates of the base n was calling out to whoever might be there]
Wander: Hellooooo! Heelllooo?? Anybody home?? Can I pls talk to ur Emperor Dought?? Pretty pls?? Helllooooo~~!!
Random Minon: Whose goes there?!
Wander: Hiiii~ I'm, uh, well, u can call me Lord Wander? Hater's wife? Umm, can I come in? To talk to ur boss? Pls?
Random Minon: What? [dumbfounded]
Wander: [speaks up louder, thinking tht he couldnt hear him] I'M LORD WANDER, HATER'S WIFE! CAN I SPEAK TO UR BOSS PLS~~??
Zest: [managed to catch up n was hiding behind some bushes] Wat is Mom doing?
Loathing: Being an idiot and trying to talk Dought out of the war. [face palming]
Random Minon: [takes Wander to Dought]
Wander: [followed behind the minion happily] U knw u should reli consider redecorating. These evil overlord designs is like so last lightyears ago... [kept babbling all the way to the throne room]
Zest: [along with Loathing, duck n covered n snuck into the base before the door closed on them, keeping in the shadows]
Loathing: [did as Zest did keeping to the shadows] Mom is right. The decore is so last lightyears ago.
Random Minion: Lord Wander wife of Lord Hater sir! [bows to Dought and leaves]
Zest: [rolled his eyes, not in a mood for fashion tips] Shh...
Dought: Wait what? Wife? Tht runt has a wife?? [looked at Wander, who was waving happily at him]
Wander: Helloooo~~! Hi, Wander here. Just thought I'd drop in to, u knw, hv a little chat? I'm unarmed! [took off his hat n grinned, showing his intentions were purely sincere]
Dought: U?? Ur that runt's wife?? A Star Nomad? I thought u would be extinct light years ago!
Loathing: Can I kill him yet?
Zest: Shh~ [tries to listen into the conversation]
Dought: So wat brings u all the way to my humble abode?
Wander: I'm here for a peace talk
Dought: [blinked in surprise] A wat?
Wander: A peace talk, u knw. On how we can stop this senseless war
[a long elaborate silence before Dought suddenly burst into laughter that rang out thru the whole base]
Loathing: Again Lets kill him already before he does something to Mom
Zest: No, we don't want to make things worse...
Dought: [finished laughing n wipes a tear off his eye] U think u can just come in here n expect urself to TALK ur way out of this war?
Wander: Ummm, so is that a "No"?
Dought: [got off his throne n came towards Wander, then without warning, he smacked the tiny Star Nomad across the face, sending him skidding across the room n ramming against the wall] THAT'S wat i think abt ur precious peace talk
Wander: [gasped wen a sharp pain hit his middle, like he was being stabbed, then saw himself bleeding btwn his legs] Oh grob... Oh grob, no...!!
Dought: [noticed it] So, looks like ur pregnant, huh? Pretty risky to come here in ur condition. I am not abt to allow that runt to procreate n take away MY throne [his hand crackled with cold] Say bye-bye to ur babies, Lord Wander [prepared to strike]
Loathing: Is THAT enough to kill him [start shooting lightingbolts]
Zest: [brought out his sledgehammer n started whacking his way thru until he got to Wander] Mom!! Get the frag away frm him, u monster!! [swung his hammer at Dought]
Dought: Wat is it with u guys n barging into my base?! [zapped his ice powers at him]
Zest: [parried them all away with his hammer] Loath!! We need to get out of here!! NOW!!
Loathing: [roars] I KNOW!!! YOU HURT MY MOTHER! YOU'LL ALL BE FRIED!! [fried a path for them then and went and pick up Wander] ZEST LETS GO!!
Zest: [used the Orrble Juice n created a bubble ard the three of them n made a run for it]
Dought: Get them! Don't let them escape! [chased aftr as well, shooting ice balls at them]
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