Wander: [was in bed nursing the litter while munching on the food tht was prepared by Peepers wen they entered] Hey, Hatey [sees Awesome] Oh, hey, Awesome. So nice of u to visit
Awesome: [just peeked in without revealing the babies, afraid of Wander reacting the same way as Hater would]
Wonder: [stop eating for a moment to see the new people that walk in. They were shark people! Then she notice the large chubby babies. She raise her hairy claw up and yelled] Raww~[happily. New Friends!]
[the girl look at Wonder with curiousity and look at her Daddy and gave him, 'what's that?' look]
Wander: [looked at where Wonder was looking n smiled] Hey, Awesome. Watcha got there? Gifts for me?
Awesome: Umm... Not reli... [sighed n revealed the babies]
Wander: [gasped] Oooh, u got babies~! Wen did u get married? Why weren't we invited? Who's the lucky gal? Eh? Eh?
Awesome: Umm... technically I was nvr married...
Dipper: [stared at the babies curiously, tho his mouth nvr stopped suckling at the nipple tube]
Zest: [peeked up a bit, give them a "great, more babies" look n continued nursing]
Wonder: Raw! Raw! Raaaw! [babbling excitedly wanting to play with the new babies!]
Loathing: [just rolled eyes at his older sibling and continue to eat]
Dazzle: [not really paying attention and just eating]
Hater: [giggled and snort at Awesome's expence quietly]
Linger: [was just enjoying being in Wander's arms, suckling in content, tho he did steal a few glances at the babies]
Wander: Now, now, Wonder. Dont bother the little babies. U look like u need help, Awesome
Awesome: [rolled his eyes sarcastically] Gee, ya think?
Wander: [chuckled humorously n made room for the new babies] Put them dwn here. I've got spare nipple tubes
[Awesome nodded n does so, in which the two babies crawled towards Wander, n Wander stuck the nipple tubes into the babies' mouth n soon cooed, settling in as soon as they tasted milk in their mouths]
Wonder: [pouted wanting to play but was still hungry and went back to eating]
Wander: Now, Awesome, mind telling me wat u meant by "technically not married"?
Awesome: [sat on the bed, sighing in relief as the babies had finally settled, then told him wat had happened tht day tht led him to this point]
Hater: [just laugh out loud]
Wander: Hatey~ Don't be mean. Do u hv any idea who u might hv been with bk then?
Awesome: I'm Emperor Awesome, I can't keep track of all the lovers I hv. Can't blame me for being such a stud muffin
Hater: [snorts]
Wonder: [finish eating and rolled over to the two Shark babies. She bumped the boy.]
[the baby boy got bumped off n accidentally let go of the nipple tube, then started crying at the loss of food]
Wander: Wonder, no, no bullying [reinserted the nipple tube into the baby boy's mouth, then picks Wonder up to pass to Hater to be burped]
Wonder: [just reach out to her new shark friends] Nahh!
Hater: [still giggling as he burps Wonder]
Wonder: [burps but pouts not being with her shark friends]
Wander: [notices the blonde hair on the baby girl] Wait a minute, I've seen this kind of hair before. There is only one water species that has hair sparkling like this: U scored a Aquarian!
Awesome: Aquarian? No way, I wouldn't be caught dead with... [remembered] Oh... Princess Marigold... Her.
Hater: [trying to settle a squimmy Wonder] Then what is with the boy's coloring? Never seen a Marina with those colors before.
Wander: It's prolly wat u get wen u mix species with Aquarians. Sylvia n I went to this planet called Aquamarine n they got tons of these species roaming ard. They look like mermaids, bt once every full moon they shed their tails n get to stay on land for a week. Very hippie lifestyle bt very fierce about species exclusivity. They will not breed with any other species coz it will dull their sparkly physique, n they LOVE their sparkly physique vry much [snorted] I guess thts wat happened to ur boy. Guess they weren't kidding abt the dulling. How did u manage to get an Aquarian princess to be with u
Awesome: It's a long story... [groaned as he facepalmed]
Wonder: [trying to get out of Daddy's grip to get to new shark friends] Nnigg~
Hater: [just gives a look to Awesome that read 'you got her drunk didn't you' while still trying ti settle Wonder]
Awesome: [squinted his eyes at Hater with a "dont be a smartass" look, then sees Wonder squirming abt] Is she supposed to be tht hyper?
Wander: Aww, she's just excited to see a new friend [chk to see the two babies r done n took out the nipple, burped them both before passing them to Awesome] Go put them inside the crib with her. Let them get acquainted
Hater: [grins smartassly 'I'm right aren't I' look as he put Wonder in the play crib]
Wonder: [sqeal as she rolls around the crib]
Awesome: [ignored him as he brought the babies to the crib, putting them dwn beside Wonder]
[the baby boy was a little timid n tentative, not used to the hyperactiveness Wonder was giving off, just stayed at one corner of the crib]
[the girl just stared at Wonder and gave 'What are you' look.]
Wonder: [stop rolling and came to stop in frony of the girl Marina. Giggling she hugged the baby girl.
[the girl just looked confused then just baby shurged. And hug right back giving a look saying 'she is alright'
Wonder: [let go of the baby girl and smiled. Then turn and look at the boy. She pouted and rolled over to him, She stop in front of him and smiled.] Bahh~
Hater: Sooo, what happen then?
[the boy cringed at her presence, her skull face kinda spooked him a little, bt seeing tht she wasnt hurting him, he tentatively reached out a finger n poked her gently]
Awesome: [grumbled n decided to get it ovr with] I was running out of fuel so I sorta made a pitstop at Aquamarine. They were cool with giving me the fuel, n its been a long time since anyone appreciates parties like I did. N Princess Marigold was the life of the party, n she was reli hot, bt like Wander said, she didnt wanna get it on with me, so...I "helped" her along, sorta...Things got crazy, we were both drinking, we had a one night stand, she woke up a little upset bt she said she was sure she was safe, n tht was it. I left aftr tht. I didn't think I'd knock her up. She said she was safe! N now [shows Hater her note] she accused me of not using a rubber. U knw wat latex does to my skin!
Hater: Sooo, I was kind of right. [shurgging]
Wonder: [just giggles and poke him back gently]
Wander: Ur allergic to latex? So wats with the gloves n the pants ur wearing?
Awesome: Yeah, its not like I want to go bareback on my sexcapades on purpose. N yeah, somehow the latex on condoms r the only thing tht gives me hives. Something inside them just makes me itch like hell [glared at Hater] Shut up, bone brain
Hater: [rolls eyes] So what are you going to do with them now?
Awesome: I dunno? Give them bk to their mommy, now tht I knw who she is
Wander: [gasped] U mean ur not gonna keep 'em?
Awesome: No, I'm not gonna keep 'em, they're totally cranking up my style! I'm a party animal, not a babysitter! I...I dont evn knw the first thing abt being a dad. Unless YOU guys wanna take 'em in!
Hater: [doesn't look amused] So, you are taking the cowards way out. Their suppose it mother left them on your doorstep not wanting to take care of them. And you their own father going to abbandon them cause they 'cranking up your style' When I thought you can't get anymore lower than you already are. YOU have to prove me wrong. Look at myself, I don't know the first thing to being a Dad. But, I would never leave my kids. [looks at Wonder befriending Awesome's boy]
Awesome: Ugh, screw u! Wat made u Big Mr Softy all of a sudden? I knew u weren't conqueror material. U fell for a furball n now heads ovr heels n at his evry beck and call! You claim to be the greatest in the galaxy, and now ur nothing bt a bag of bones bending ovr for a hippie furball who would prolly dump u as soon as he finds a new planet to roost on! No wonder u lost ur home planet! [stormed off out of the room]
Wander: [stopped wen Hater wanted to give chase] Let him be, Hatey. He just needs to cool off. He'll come ard
Hater: [shakes head] I hope you're right for their sake [looks at the Awesome twins with Wonder]
Wonder: [smiles at the boy and gives him a hug]
[the boy squeaked for a bit, then settled dwn n hugged her bk, nuzzling against her fur]
Wander: [smiled as he burped those who had done nursing n passed them to Hater to be put in the crib, until Dipper was the last one left still suckling onto the nipple tubes] Someone has a big appetite [carried on eating the food on his tray]
Wonder: [giggled]
[the girl Marina pouted her brother is hogging her new friend. She went over there and hugged Wonder too]
Loathing: [just rolled her eyes at them]
Linger: [seeing tht the baby boy was free, he glomped him n nuzzled him, trying to be friendly, making the baby boy shocked n cried]
Zest: [huffed n shoved Linger off, petting the sniffling baby boy]
Linger: [pouts]
Wonder: [just giggles being hugged]
Loathing: [if a baby could face palm he would be doing it right now]
Hater: [just chuckles at the babies' anttics. But, was still worried about the Awesome twins and how could Awesome think about abandoning them]
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