[the duo soon was in the club, dancing to headbanging music n drinking shot aftr shot of tequiliano n vodka-freeze, getting stupid drunk n hving a smashing time]
Sylvia: THIS SONG IS AWESOME!! [shouts ovr the music, dwning her goodness-knws-number-wat shot]
Awesome: :D BOOGIE, BABY!
Sylvia: [sees the random customer tht was filming her fight with Becky just now n hollered him ovr] YO! YO, DUDE! IMMA GIVE U 300 SPACE CREDITS IF U BE OUR PERSONAL CAMERAMAN FOR THE NIGHT~!
Dude: SURE, WHY NOT?! [was also pretty tipsy tht he would agree to anything, then holds up the camera n films them]
Awesome: (cat) Thinkin' what I thinking, babe?~
Sylvia: Maybe~? Wat are u thinking?? [was doing a little twerking]
Awesome: (hics in his drunk stupor) We should totally hitch. :D Just hitch, make it happen!
Sylvia: [gasped exaggeratedly] R u actually proposing to me, Fish Face?
Dude: Do it properly, dude! Go on bended knee n all tht! This is good stuff! [continues filming]
Awesome: (giggle) (take's Sylvia's hands, kneeling a little) Yeah, will you be my wife? And I be the hubby? :)
Sylvia: [laughed out loud] Of course I will, u old codfish! [leans in to kiss him]
Dude: She said "Yes!" Woohoo~!
Awesome: (laughing, kissing her back)
[anyone who saw tht proposal cheered happily for them, n the cameraman led them to a strip mall area where there is a mini Vegas chapel for couples getting hitched]
Sylvia: Yooo~~ Is a preacher in the house?? My hubby to be just proposed! We wanna get hitched, baby!
Dude: [snickered as he kept filming them]
Awesome: :D we're also gonna be awesome parents! Aren't we, baby? ;)
Sylvia: Oh yeah, totally! :p
Preacher: [comes out] Ooh, hello there. Martha! We've got customers!
Awesome: :) That's us. (giggle)
Preacher: Well sadly ur not dressed for the occasions, n u already hv a cameraman, so let's go all out, with a reasonable price, of course
Sylvia: Price-schmice, we got all the cash we need, don't we, honey? [laughs goofily]
Awesome: Yup, rich as flarp! XD
Preacher: Great, great, we've got everything u need right at the bk. Martha!! Customers!!
Martha: Shall I be dressing you up in anything nice, miss?
Sylvia: Whatever makes me n my hubby to be look pretty [was too drunk to even judge the dress design]
Dude: [kept filming, having too much fun]
Martha: :) Then right this way (leads Sylvia to a private dressing room)
Awesome: (turns to camera dude) :D I still look handsome, right?
Dude: [gives thumbs up] Ur looking awesome, buddy (y) Tho wearing a suit n a tie would be even cooler
Awesome: Yeah, maybe... (zooms off to get himself suited up)
[A few minutes later Sylvia soon came out dressed in wat was considered a Vegas shotgun wedding best, which was a simple sleeveless, strapless cascading style wedding dress with decorative sequins at the bottom n the hem of the dress, with matching wedding gloves n medium-length veil]
Sylvia: [twirled ard in her dress, still tipsy] Ooh, I look so frou-frou~~ (heart)
Awesome: (comes out in fancy Vegas suit, notices Sylvia) :o Damn, that look hot on you~ (heart)
Sylvia: Do I reli? [Looks at the mirror] I guess I do~~ [though too drunk to tell]
Dude: Next stop, the rings! I don't suppose u sell them too, do u?
Martha: (has some rings) :) Actually, we do.
Sylvia: Ooh~ Sparkly! U pick em, honey
Dude: [took a shot of the rings on camera]
Awesome: (thinks for a moment, then picks a sapphire ring for Sylvia and an amethyst ring for himself)
Preacher: R we ready, kids?
Sylvia: Aye-aye, preacher [drags Awesome dwn to the altar, with the dude following close behind]
Preacher: Martha! Music pls~!
Martha: (plays some fancy love music)
Awesome: (stands before Sylvia) :)
Sylvia: [does so as well]
Preacher: We are gathered here today in the city of joy, fun n luck to witness the union of these two souls, namely... Uh. Wat's ur name again?
Sylvia: Sylvia, zbornak frm Planet Steed
Awesome: And Awesome. EMPEROR Awesome. ;)
Preacher: Alright, will the groom take the ring? [waits for him to do so] Do u, Emperor Awesome, take this zbornak Sylvia frm Planet Steed as ur lawful wedded wife, for better or worse, in sickness and in health, so long as u both shall live?
Awesome: (takes ring) (nod) I do. (puts it on Sylvia's finger) With this ring, I thee wed.
Preacher: And will the bride take the ring? [waits for her to do so] Do u, Sylvia, zbornak frm Planet Steed, take Emperor Awrsome as ur lawful wedded husband, for better or worse, in sickness and in health, so long as u both shall live?
Sylvia: [giggled like a school girl as she took the ring] I do [puts it on Awesome's finger] With this ring, I thee wed
Preacher: By the power invested in me by this planet n the nine galaxies, I pronounce u husband n wife and lifelong mates. U may kiss the bride
Awesome: (pulls Sylvia close, kissing her deeply)
Sylvia: [kissed him bk, hugging him tight, both of them almost in a dip style]
Dude: [filmed everything]
Awesome: ^^
Preacher: Alrighty! Go enjoy yourselves, u crazy kids!
Sylvia: [whooped happily, tossing the bouquet, landing it on the dude]
Dude: [chuckled humorously, then followed them as they exit the chapel n hauled a cab] Yo, guys. Its been fun, but I need my fee now
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