Broken Pieces-Chp97

[The guys, in fact, had been partying like crazy, frm sun up to sun dwn, n the next morning, the trio found themselves in a very foreign plc]

Hater: Nnnhhh...? [slowly stirs, realizing he was half naked inside a bath tub with a tutu ard his waist n his boxers over his head] W-Where the hell...am I...?

Awesome: (upside down against the couch) =3= I no wanna feed Grandpa bacon while he's in the bathtub...

Peepers: (has a lampshade on his head)

Hater: [slowly gets up n crawls out of the tub, groaning frm a headache] Oohh, my head... How much did we drink last night...? [lost his balance n smacked onto the floor facefirst] Aaggghhh...!!

Peepers: >< Ugh...Sir...?

Awesome: (shakes his head a little) >< My head's killing me...

Hater: [groaned as the fall dislocated his jaw a little. Slowly gets up n reattached his jaw before he shuffled out of the bathroom he's in, then his eyes slowly adjusted to see the huge mess he made] Wat in the name of anything holy just happened here...?

Peepers: Can't...remember...anything...

Awesome: Ditto...

Hater: Oh cripes, wat time is it... Wat DAY is it? [massaged his throbbing head] N why does my ass feel so sore?

Awesome: ... (recalls something) Oh...gob... o///o

Peepers: H-huh...?

Hater: Wat...? [hobbles to the nearest sink grab a glass of water]

Awesome: (flushing)...Not again, not again, not again! >///<

Hater: Wat? Wat? Wat is it?! [groaned as he felt like his head was splitting wen he raised his voice] Guuuhhh...

Awesome:...I think...I think we just...

Peepers: (blinks more awake, noticing he was holding a camera)

Hater: [blinked] Is that a camera ur holding? Quick, we gotta see wats in it, maybe it'll tell us wat happened

Peepers: (looks through a few pictures...going fully red...) Here, you take it. o///o

Awesome: (looks with Hater)

Hater: [was abt to look at it wen there was a sudden pounding on the door]

??: Yo! Anyone here?! U better be in there n hv her in one piece or u will be very, very sorry!!

Awesome: O_O Aw crap.

Peepers: What do we do? o.o

Hater: One of u go answer the door. I need to find us some hangover pills to clear my head... Ugh... [made his way bk to the bathroom to see if it has a medicine cabinet]

Awesome: (rubs his head, walking over and answering) Uh...Hey. ^^;

[It was a hulking Skeletor almost the size of Fury standing there with a couple of medium-sized Skeletors, all dressed in leather]

Giant: Where is she?! Where did u keep her, u son of a pox?!

Awesome: O_O; Wh-who...?

Giant: Cha-Cha! Where is my Cha-Cha??

Medium guy#1: She'd better be here or our boss ain't gonna be happy

Hater: Umm.... Is this Cha-Cha? [he had made a wrong turn to the closet n was pointing into it with a shaky hand, his face terrified]

Peepers: Oh boy... =_=

[Inside the closet was a huge Basilisk snake with diamond patterns, hissing at the gang]

Giant: That ain't Cha-Cha! Wats a froppin' Basilisk doing in ur closet??

Awesome: O_O...Look, s-sir, we...we don't recall everything that's happened, so...

Giant: Ya ain't giving me that drunken haze shit! Imma following u till we find Cha-Cha! [turns to his crew] U boys stay here in case Cha-Cha comes bk! [tosses them the keys to Hater's vehicle] N we're holding ur car hostage for this. C'mon, let's go! My car's up front

Hater: Oh boy, better do as he says, but first can we just look thru our camera to get some leads?

Giant: Ugh, fine! Be quick abt it!

Peepers: >_< I'd rather not look.

Awesome: (looks with Hater through the camera's last night photos)

[Skimming thru the pics starting frm the oldest, there were a series of misadventures, starting with mild ones like food n drinks at a local restaurant (a bunch of selfies including with the waiters n waitresses), then to the local department store where the trio bought a bunch of baby items for Peepers, then to another restaurant for food n drinks, then it was a bunch of different night clubs partying like crazy, then the rest of the shots were kinda blurry (tho a few clear shots in btwn), as if whoever took it is too drunk to focus the camera, but the blur shots seem to hint that they went to a bunch of plcs unrelated to the clubs, then bk to the plc they were staying right now, which is a 6-star hotel, penthouse suite where they had a wild party with a bunch of Skeletors n aliens alike, n finally the last few shots were of a bit of an orgy in which whoever was holding the camera took a shot of the trio screwing each other, with the last photo of Hater n Peepers doing a reverse cowboy on Awesome's dual cock]

Giant: Dang, y'all nasty~

Hater: Oh fropping gob.... O////O

Awesome; =////= This again.

Peepers: >////<

Hater: Ur screwing me too, Peepers! U better not knock me up! Ur species is friggin dangerous wen it comes to reproducing!!

Peepers: I didn't know what was going on at that time!!

Hater: How the heck did we get so far off track? Wat the hell happened here??

Giant: Hate to burst ur bubble, but u see anything that leads me to my Cha-Cha??

Awesome: Who's Cha-Cha? None of us recall a Cha-Cha...?

Hater: Uugghh, lets see... [browsed thru the blur photos n caught something that looked like a huge neon sign] Maybe this might lead us to a clue? U knw this spot

Giant: Yeah, that's ard the Blue District, but there's a whole bunch of buildings there with that kind of neon sign

Hater: Then we'll just hv to go there n search one by one

Awesome: Ugh, we have to now...?

Peepers: D-didn't we have a mission for something else...?

Giant: Yes, now! My Cha-Cha might be in danger coz of u dolts!!

Hater: I'm kinda fuzzy abt that, Peeps, but we better do as he says or else we might end up even worse off

Medium guy #2: Uhh, boss, wat abt the Basilisk in the closet?

Giant: Just shove something heavy n trap it there

Awesome: (sigh) ... Let's just get this over with...

[the trio n the giant Skeletor left the suite n while they were leaving, they saw the hotel staff trying to clean up the mini fountain which is the center piece of the hotel lounge tht seemed to be filled with soap suds n wine bottles n a bunch of sofas frm the hotel lounge couch. The trio quickly covered their faces to avoid being caught n speed-walked to the parking lot to get into the giant Skeletor's car]

Hater: Alright. Lets go to the Blue District then

Awesome: Let's make it snappy.

Peepers: Indeed.

[Awesome's cell phone rang, showing Sylvia's caller ID]

Awesome: Uh... (answers) ^^; Hi, Bumblebee...

Sylvia: Yo, Fish Face, where are u? We just got, like, a whole ton of packages filled with baby stuff. Whose is it?

Hater: Oh boy, I must've charged the department store to send the stuff we bought for Peepers to my mansion. No wonder I don't see any lying ard in the suite

Awesome: ^^; Also long story short, we got ourselves drunk and on some random mission to find this Cha Cha.

Wander: (tapping foot) Is Hater there too...?

Sylvia: U got stupid drunk again?? Who's Cha-Cha?? I better not find out that u screwed some hussy n knock her up!!

Hater: [grabs the phone] Sorry, ur breaking up! Gotta go! [hangs up] Phew! Not in a mood to deal with interrogating wives right now

Awesome: Tell me about it...

Wander: (facepalm)

Sylvia: Wha--? He hung up on me, that bloody old bag of bones...!! (angry)

[The trio soon made it to the Blue District, n they all scanned the area looking for the neon sign]

Peepers: (Looks)...Sir, up there!

[The gang looked out to see the neon sign that matches the picture the best]

Hater: Bodyprintz 4 Life? That is no good...

Awesome: How so?

Giant: That's a tattoo shop, yo. Cha-Cha better not be there! She's too delicate for tattoos!

Hater: Let's pray to gob she isn't [exits the car n entered the store]

Awesome & Peepers: (follow)

[Inside, they see a Skeletor tattoo master doing a tattoo for another Skeletor]

Tattoo master: Yo guys! Back for more? Or u want another touch up?

Awesome: ^^; No...? We're looking for someone named Cha Cha?

Tattoo master: Sorry, dunno any Cha-Cha. But u guys had some rad tattoos, man, which u still owe me a bit of dough, btw

Hater: Wat?? Where?? [tries to look abt his body to find a tattoo]

Peepers: ... o.o Sir, your...

Hater: Wat? Where? Where??

Giant: Dude, right there [pointed at the bk of his head just near towards the bk of the neck] "Wander 4 Life" Wat does that mean?

Awesome: :O

Peepers: Oh boy...

Hater: [chk the mirror n let out a girly scream] Wat the--?? How the--??

Tattoo master: At least u didn't cry like a girl like him wen he got himself tattooed on the butt [gestured at Awesome]

Awesome: O_O I have one, too??

Tattoo master: All three of u got it. U got it on one of the most basics of basic areas tho [pointed at Peepers' chest]

Hater: Oh grob, do I want to knw wat kind of tattoo u got urselves?

Awesome: (looks)...A bee. o///o

Peepers: How did I get Prince Charming?...o//o Oh that's right.

Tattoo master: Btw u still owe me some money. U only paid half for the stuff I did for u. U just threw a bunch of cash at me n made a run for it to that direction, screaming n hollering ur head off shouting "Fuck the ducks!!" Whatever that means

Hater: Err, do u accept card?

Tattoo master: [shrugged] Money is money [takes Hater's card]

Awesome: o.o... Pfft, one of us seriously said that? XD

Tattoo master: Yeah, I think it was ur pipsqueak friend there

Peepers: O_O;;;

Awesome:... (rofl)!!!

Hater: :D I knew u were crazy, Peeps. Didn't think u had it in ya

Giant: Its always the tiny ones

Peepers: >_<;;; I don't recall saying THAT!!

Hater's phone: *ring ring*

Hater: Wat now? [answers the phone] Hello?

Wander: Where ARE you, Hater? -__- By any chance you still stink of alcohol and sex?

Hater: Err... Maybe, maybe not? Look, I'll explain wen I get bk, I need to run a little lost and found errand first

Wander: And are Awesome and Peepers still with you? Sylvia and Brad aren't taking the absence so well.

Hater: Yes, they're still with me, they're in one piece... more or less [sees someone storming towards them] Wat is it this time? I gtg, I'll call u

Wander: (sighs) Fine... (hangs up)

Owner: What did you three do with my Buttercup?

Hater: Ehh? Who's Buttercup? {thinks: Not another chick again?}

Owner:  My Buttercup, ya know, this? (holds up photo of a familiar Basilisk)

Hater: [looked at the photo] Oh, oh! That thing in our closet is urs?! How the heck did we end up with ur pet?

Owner: Oh I dunno...maybe of HIM? (pointing at Awesome)

Awesome: o_o; Huh, me?

Giant: U lose ur girl too, bub?

Hater: Look, we had a bit of a wild night last night n we can't remember anything. Can u tell us wat exactly did we do?

Owner: Your friend just randomly snatched my Buttercup, having the nerve of referring to her as Syl or something.

Awesome: O///O;;;

Hater: -__- U seriously thought that snake was ur wife, Awesome?

Awesome: A lot of things look the same when drunk! >_<

Owner: Do I get my pet back or what?

Hater: OK, OK, it's bk at my hotel, if u want it bk, u'll hv to ride with us, coz this guy is not gonna let us go until we find his Cha-Cha, whoevr the hell it is

Giant: Hey! Dont u diss my Cha-Cha!

Peepers: =__= Let's do this quickly so I can get some sleep.