Broken Pieces-Chp98

[the gang soon went on a long roadtrip to memory lane, where they find out abt Peepers stealing ducks frm a midnight flea market (thus "fuck the ducks" moment); Hater getting suckerpunched by a guy at one of the clubs for trashing his club with his impromptu food and booze fight; Awesome being approached by a drug dealer who high-fived him for buying his stash (which was one of the reasons they got so stupid drunk n high coz of the party drugs); the trio for swiping motorbikes frm a gang of bikers n driving them dwn into the lake in Green District (they got beat up n had to pay for the damages); and finally almost got in trouble with the law bcoz they graffiti-ed the police station n their cars]

Hater: [groaned] All tht, n we still hv no sign of Cha-Cha

Giant: I swear, if Cha-Cha is hurt in anyway... [cracked his knuckles]

Awesome: ^^; We're still on it, bro.

??: Did someone say Cha-Cha?

Peepers & Awesome: ??

[a teenage female Skeletor showed up carrying something small with both her hands n she was walking quite carefully, as if she was afraid of dropping it]

Teenager: U guys dropped by at my mother's food truck area n ordered a ton of hot dogs n kebabs n u forgot ur friend here. Poor girl had to sleep in my doll house last night n I had to use all my facial cotton just to keep her frm breaking

Giant: OOH~~!! CHA-CHA! MY CHA-CHA! MY DEAR WIFEY CHA-CHA!! [gently takes the small thing n cradles her close to his face] Ooh, I was soooo worried abt u!!

Hater: [stared for a moment] U married a Porcelainian?

Awesome & Peepers: :o

Giant: Wat? U got a problem with tht??

Hater: How r u evn gonna... Nvm, I dont wanna knw [was gonna ask how were they gonna hv their sexy time or hv kids bt decided against it]

Awesome: ^^; I don't wanna know either.

Peepers: Now that that's been settled and all...

Hater: I'm still curious how did we end up with her tho n not break her

Giant: [listened in to Cha-Cha whisper to his ear] She told me tht u guys broke into my house, screaming "Ooohh, pretty dolly", stuffed her in a fanny pack n brought her for a joyride in the bikes u stole frm the biker gang. She almost drowned wen u drove the bikes into the lake before u got to tht food truck plc n she escaped n hid in one of ur cups. It was pure luck the fanny pack had tissue paper in it tht she didnt break [glared at Peepers n Awesome]

Awesome: O_O;;;

Peepers: We apologize about that, and... (leans into Giant's hand to get better look) apologize to you too, ma'am.

Cha-Cha: [humphed n turned her bk at Peepers, pouting]

Hater: We better get bk to the hotel to give the owner bk his pet

Awesome: Right-o.

[the gang made it bk to the hotel where the giant skeletor's lackeys were waiting]

Hater: [made his way to the closet, which was barricaded by a table, n opened it to reveal the Basilisk to the owner]

Owner: :O Oh, Buttercup~ (scoops up his pet) ^^ Thank goodness, my baby's alright. (heart)

Giant: We got Cha-Cha, lets go

Medium guy#1: Thank goodness, boss. Hey, glad ur bk, madam

Medium guy#2: Lets go home

Awesome: Take care, dudes.

Peepers: Indeed.

Hater: Sorry abt the trouble again [sent them off, then closed the door on them n sigh] Uuuuggghhh~~~ Wat a long day

Awesome: -_- Tell me about it.

Peepers: Can we please just go back home now?

Hater: Just wondering, remember u told me u had someone take a vid of u guys being stupid drunk n got hitched, right? Do u still keep it, Awesome?

Awesome: Yes...?

Hater: I vote [took out the camera] Tht we keep this as well, as a reminder tht we will nvr get stupid drunk like this the nxt time we wanna celebrate something

Awesome: ...Fair enough.

Peepers: (nods, agreeing)

Hater: Of course, our wives can nvr see these [takes out the memory card n pocketed it] Tht'll be so embarrassing

Peepers: And they'd never let us forget it.

Hater: [looked ard the trashed plc in the suite] Man, must've been quite a night last night. We are so going Dutch on paying for this mess. I've already exhausted my card paying for the damages we did last night

Awesome: Clean up and then get outta here?

Hater: [thought abt it] ....Yeah, why not? We can't get any later than we already are anyways

Awesome: Think so? (points out all the missed calls he got from Sylvia on his phone)

Hater: ^^;; Yeah, let's wash up n go,we'll let the housekeeping deal with this. Just pay whatever fine they give us. Its not like we can't afford it...sorta

Peepers: Indeed.

[The trio took a long hot shower to cleaned up n got dressed, paid the fine n the cleaning fees (by going dutch) before driving bk to the mansion. Needless to say Sylvia was at the door waiting]

Sylvia: U got a lot of explaining to do, Fish Face!

Awesome: o.o;;; Yikes. Uh...Hey, Bumblebee. ^^;

Sylvia: [grabs him by the fin like a naughty child as soon as he steps out of the car n dragged him indoors] N YOU better go to Brad, Peeps! Hes not happy either!

Peepers: O_O;;; Yes ma'am. (runs off to find Brad)

(Wander was nowhere to be seen)

Hater: [blinked n looked ard, then thought maybe he was with the litter n went to find him there]