Thursday, October 26, 2017

Flesh of My Blood-Chp104

[Soon, after a mth of preparation, Wander and Hater were soon to be wed. Decors hv been made, parish was booked, reception was booked, place was set, food was ordered, clothes were all done. All that was left was to walk dwn the aisle]

Wander: (pacing in circles, nervously)

Wildflower: [poked in to chk on Wander] Wandy, why aren't u dressed? The guests hv all arrived n waiting out there. Angel, Hugo, u were supposed to help him~

Wander: ^^;; Hey, mama. I was getting to it, just so.. ya know.

Wildflower: |-( Uh-huh, sure [glared at her husband and 3rd child]

Hugo: Hey don't look at us, Mama, we got the clothes all ready for him, he's the one too agitated to hold still, right, Pa?

Angel: Indeed.

Wander: What? You were nervous about marrying mama, too!

Wildflower: Oh yes, but not as nervous as u. C'mere, let Mama help u out

Angel: I will help too.

Wander: ... (sigh) Okay.

Wildflower: [smiled as she came up to help Wander with his outfit] Ur reli tht nervous, huh, Wandy?

Hugo: |-( Nervous is an understatement. He looks like he's abt to pee his pants

Wander: >_> Quiet, you.

Angel: Hugo, be nice.

Wildflower: (giggle) I knw ur nervous, bt trust me, I bet Hatey is just as nervous as u are, so ur not alone in this

Wander: Still... suppose he changes his mind at last minute?

Wildflower: No, he won't. He would nvr do tht to u. He loves u n the pups

Hugo: Unless he gets cold feet n takes off with the pups... :p

Angel: (smacks the back of Hugo's head) Hush up, boy. |-(

Wander: (giggle)

Hugo: (doh) Seriously, Pa~?

Wildflower: Serves u right for bad-mouthing Hatey. U better go out there n see if ur bros n sis need any help

Hugo: Alright, alright, I'm going [mumbled as he left the room]

Angel: You know how your brother is.

Wander: Sure do. (looks in the mirror)

Wildflower: Aww... U look so handsome there, Wandy~ (inlove)

Wander: :) Yeah... (still feels a little unsure)

Wildflower: [noticed n made Wander face her] Wat's on ur mind, Wandy? Talk to ur Mama n Papa

Wander: ... Nothing. I'm sure I can do this.

Angel: :) And we're sure you can.

Wildflower: Ur gonna be great, sweetie [kissed his cheek] Now get ready to go wait at the altar for Hatey [clapped his bk in encouragement]

Wander: (nod) (leaves for the altar)

Angel: ...They grow up so fast, don't they?

Wildflower: Yes, they do, hon [leans her head against Angel's shoulder, letting out a gentle cough]

Angel: (hugs her close, kissing her forehead)

Hater: [on the other hand, was staring at himself in the mirror dressed in his white suit robe n long train of a wedding veil]

Peepers: (poked his head in) :) (signs) Almost ready?

Hater: [looked at the mirror nervously] I dunno... I dunno if I can do this...

Peepers: (signs) Feeling nervous?

Hater: [looked dwn guiltily] Terrified. Wat if I messed it up? Wat if I tripped n fall? Wat if I totally ruined the moment? Wander would be so pissed at me then, n he'll leave me at the altar n then he'll... [was starting to babble incoherently]

Peepers: (Signs) Hater, Hater, it's okay! (hurries over to hold him) Deep breathes, now.

Hater: [does so, tries to take long deep breaths]

Sylvia: [knocked the door n peeked in] Everything OK in there, guys?

Peepers: (signs) Hater's having a nervous fit.

Hater: [was shaking like a leaf, starting to hyperventilate]

Sylvia: Yo, yo, bonehead! Relax! [turns to Peepers] Go get a paper bag or something

Peepers: (nod) (hurries to get one)

Sylvia: [tries to make Hater sit dwn, putting her hand ovr his mouth to try to get him to breathe thru it]

Peepers: (comes back with paper bag)

Sylvia: [takes a paper bag n stuffs it on Hater's mouth n nose] Here, breathe into the bag, nice n easy

Hater: [does so until he calmed dwn, the bag inflates n deflates at each breath]

Peepers: (rubs Hater's back) :(

Hater: [finally calms n sighed, taking the paper bag off]

Sylvia: Better now?

Hater: [nodded sadly]

Peepers: (signs) You sure?

Hater: Yeah a little but...

Sylvia: But wat? Don't wig out on me again there, Bonehead

Hater: I'm just worried that I'll... I'll make a fool of myself out there. I might slip up or do something wrong, then I'll embarrass Wander n his family n he's gonna hate me n everyone will think I'm the worst bride in the world...

Peepers: (signs) No, Wander would never think that of you...

Hater: How can u be sure?

Sylvia: He can't, but I can. Wander is kind to a fault, well, wen he's not pissed, that is. N it takes A LOT to piss him off, trust me. U tripping over ur feet n falling on ur ass is just gonna make him fawn all over u, not piss him off

Peepers: (nod)

Hater: U reli think so?

Sylvia: I know so. Now get ur ass out there n get married n make tht dumb furball happy [clapped his back n ushered him out] :D

Peepers: (like)

[the guests were all at their seats; it was a small intimate wedding within the family, n also some of Wildflower n Angel's friends were invited. The wedding march soon played n everyone looked as Hater made his way up to the altar]

Wander: (was standing at the altar and noticed Hater... he looked beautiful in his suit...)

Hater: [blushed at the ppl looking at him, then walked past the pups' pram nxt to Wildflower n smiled before making the last steps to Wander]

Wander: :) ...you look lovely.

Hater: [blushed] R...Reli...?

Wander: (nod) Really.

Hater: :) [turned to Janet who is officiating the marriage]

Janet: U two ready?

Wander: :) Ready.

Hater: (nod) Ready

Janet: Alright, well, we're gathered here today to witness the union of Wander, the conquering overlord and his blushing bride Hater the Skeletor. If anyone here objects, speak now or forever hold ur peace

Wander: (turns to others) :^)

[everyone kept quiet, including the Watchdogs minions]

Awesome: [teasingly abt to raise his hand but got smacked by the bk of his head] (doh)

Ryder: :| Don't even think it.

Awesome: Geez, I was only kidding

Sylvia: |-(

Wander: (chuckle) (to Janet) We're good to go.

Hater: (giggle) [giggled quietly too]

Janet: Ahem, alright then [spoke a few words of galactical blessings before asking the main question] Do u, Wander, take Hater to be ur lawfully wedded wife, to hv and to hold, to love and to cherish, so long as u both shall live?

Wander: :) I sure do.

Janet: [turns to Hater] And do u, Hater, take Wander to be ur lawfully wedded husband, to hv and to hold, to love and to cherish, so long as u both shall live?

Hater: :) I do, forever and a day

Janet: Then by the power vested in me by the 9 galaxies, I pronounce u husband n wife. U may kiss the bride

Hater: [chuckled a bit as he knelt dwn to Wander's level n leaned in for the kiss]

Wander: ^^ (kisses Hater, wrapping his arms around his neck)

Hater: [kissed him bk deeply]

Everyone: :D (party) (party) (party) :D

Peepers: (clap)

Sylvia: :D Alright~

Hater: [pulled away gently] (giggle)

Wander: (flushing) :)

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