[soon, night came, n they were all seated at the table eating, the atmosphere kinda awkward]
Bill, Phil & Gil: (nibbled at their food, feeling awkward and nervous)
Sylvia: [ate as well, keeping her guard up]
Dorothy: [finally broke the ice] So wat lowlife knocked u up?
Sylvia: |-( Not that it's ur business, bt belongs to one of my boyfriends
Dorothy: One of ur boyfriends? :^) Ur doing a polygamy relationship now? I knew u were a slut
Bill, Phil & Gil: (worry)
Sylvia: [wasn't gonna give her the satisfaction of getting on her nerves n glared] Whatever, Mom. Ur one to talk. Unlike u, my boyfriends love me
Dorothy: Pfft! Love |-( Love is overrated. Love doesn't bring money into ur pockets
Sylvia: Love motivates u to earn money or do pretty much anything for the person u love. Not tht I expect u to understand
Dorothy: Whatever~ |-(
Bill: ...Mom, perhaps, you should-
Dorothy: Hush, Bill. Wat did I say abt interrupting ppl's conversation? [glared sternly at Bill]
Bill: o.o;;
Sylvia: Stop bullying my bros, Mom. Just bcoz ur our mom doesn't give u the right to do tht
Dorothy: It's EXACTLY bcoz I'm ur mom tht I HAVE the right to do whatever I want. Once ur got ur own brats, u'll know wat I mean
Sylvia: Psh, yeah, like I'm gonna be anything like u
Phil: ...And she'd be right.
Gil: (nod) Yeah, she'd be a cooler mom too.
Dorothy: [banged the table at the boys] U got a lot of nerve. I can kick u out of this house without a second glance. Don't think I won't do it!
Sylvia: [sighed with a groan] Alright, Mom. Whatever. Ur msg called me to come here. I'm here now. Wat do u want? Just tell me so I can get it over with n I can leave n nvr bother u again
Gil: :O ... (stood up) :| You know, we should've called Child Society on you when we had the chance!
Phil: :| And Dad's been the better parent then you've ever been! You didn't even want us!
Bill: :| And why should you care what Sylvia does with her life anyways? It's HER life, not yours! And our lives ain't yours EITHER! (turns to leave) Let's go boys.
Phil & Gil: (nod) (start to follow him)
Dorothy: [stared in disbelief at their outburst] Why, I nvr!
Sylvia: Sucks to be u, doesn't it? (smirk)
Dorothy: Heh, don't think ur getting off tht easily. I'm not the daughter of one of the richest zbornaks on the planet for nothing [snapped her fingers n two big burly looking aliens stood at the doorway of the dining area]
Sylvia: Wait, wat r u doing? :O
Dorothy: Oh, just killing time before things kick into effect on all of u (evil)
Sylvia: Effect? Wat eff...? [suddenly felt dizzy] Wat the...?
Bill: :O Sylvia?!
Phil & Gil: :O No, sis!
[the two aliens, who were twice the boys' sizes, held them dwn]
Sylvia: U... U put... Sleeping drugs...?
Dorothy: Not too bright to fall into my trap after all. For the record, all ur food except mine is laced with sleeping drugs. I instructed Bella earlier to do it before she served dinner (evil)
Sylvia: U... U... [slid off her chair n slumped to the floor unconscious]
Bill: :O ... Mom, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Phil: (worry) Our nephews! Or neices!
Gil: :(
Dorothy: I'm securing the family fortune, that's wat [turns to the aliens] Keep them dwn while I deal with my wretched daughter. Bella!!
Bill: :( No don't do this!
Phil: :( Don't force abortion on her!
Gil: :( We wanna be uncles!
Dorothy: [ignores their pleas] Bella, where the hell r u? Get ur ass here!!
Bella: (hurried) Y-yes, ma'am? :(
Dorothy: Take tht no good wench dwn to the coal cellar, n let me know the moment our VIP guest comes over! [turns to the aliens] N u lock my good for nothing boys in their room until I say otherwise
Bill, Phil & Gil: (struggled)
Bella: :( Yes, ma'am...
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