Brad: Crap... Its almost sundwn, n the guards r starting to show up. It wont be long before they close the gates...
Wander: (worry) No, no, no...
Westley: Wat do we do? (worry)
Brad: (think) ....Fuck it [picks Wander n Westley up, puts them on his shoulders n pushed the pram, cutting in front of the line]
Wander: :O !
Guards: Halt! Ur not supposed to cut in line!
Brad: Outta my way, u boneheads! Babies coming thru! [brandished his sword like a joust as he charged forward]
Guards: Wait, wat? [sees the pram n reflexively avoided it] Woah! :O
Wander: (held on tight) >_<
Westley: Eeeekkk!! [also held on tight]
Brad: [continues to push thru the guards who instinctively avoided the pram, inadvertently made way for them, until finally they were in the vry front of the line in the throne room]
Fury: [sees them incoming] Wat the...? Who goes there?! Guards!!
Wander: :O Bradley, watch out!
Brad: [skidded to a halt as guards showed up to protect the King n Queen] My lord! We wish to speak to ur son Hater!
Fury: Who do u think u are barging in here like this to make demands?!
Brad: [sets Wander n Westley] I come, on behalf of him n his son [gestured at the pram]
Wander: (knelt before Fury and Anguish) Y-your highnesses.
Anguish: :O OH my.
Fury: Wat do u mean his son?
Brad: [reaches into the pram to take out Dipper to show them] His son, Dipper, whom he fathered with our boyfriend Wander
Wander: (nod) And we need to speak with him!
Fury: This... This is outrageous...! [turns to the guards] Close the gates! Send off everyone! N fetch me tht boy Hater! Lets see wat he has to say abt this!
Wander: (phew)
[the guards did as they were told, then soon Hater showed up with Dominator following closely behind him]
Hater: Wat's wrong, Dad? Dominique n I are busy-- [sees Brad n Wander] You!!
Brad: Hello to u too, Bonehead
Fury: Wat is the meaning of this, boy?? Wat is this I hear u having a child with someone else?!
Wander: (wave) Hey, Hatey.
Hater: D-Dad, I can explain... Wait, Wander? U... U can talk?
Dominique: My, my, who is this sexy little furball here, sweetie? He's ur boyfriend?
Hater: H-He's not my boyfriend! And wat r u talking abt, calling him sexy? (envy)
Brad: Sure, like he didn't stay with u for almost more than a yr n u didn't knock him up
Hater: YOU knocked him up the most!
Wander: (was surprised of being called that but got annoyed with the knight and skeletor) >_< Both of you don't start this!!
Fury: ENOUGH!! [his voice boomed across the throne room, making it rumble from the force of his voice] I demand an explanation, right NOW!!!
Brad: (doh)
Westley: :O
Hater: |-( [was used to Fury's outbursts]
Dominique: Oh my... Wat temper... :O
Wander: :O
Litter: ... ;( wahhh~
Brad: Oh oh oh, shh shh shh... [leans in to rock the pram to calm them dwn]
Hater: [his heart ached a little at the litter crying] R... R they OK, pretty boy?
Brad: They're fine, no thanks to u [glared at Fury]
Wander: (looked at Hater) :( Hatey...we have to talk about this...
Hater: There's nothing to talk about. U already know my stance. I hv a proper wife to marry n a planet to rule
Brad: U can't marry tht woman! She's dangerous!
Dominique: :O How dare u! Do I know u?
Hater: Who r u to decide who I should marry? Ur not my mom!
Fury: Is he ur lover too??
Brad&Hater: EWW, NO!!
Wander: :( But...after all I've done for you... your birthday party, giving you Captain Tim, making sure Thrax and the others didn't bother you on that planet... ;( After all I've done, this is the thanks I get??
Hater: I nvr asked for it, remember?? Ur the one who self-imposed urself on me!! U came uninvited to my bday party! U practically ruined it! N I could've dealt with Thrax myself without ur help, I nvr asked for any of it! N wait... Since wen did u give me Captain Tim? [doesn't know Wander gave him Captain Tim coz he nvr put his name on the present]
Wander: ^^;; When me and Sylvia were exploring this abandoned ship, but the point is that-
Hater: The point is that u imposed urself on me. I didn't ask for u to be my friend, I didn't want u to be my friend, u forced urself on me! N wen I finally decided to let my guard down n open up myself to u n thought that "OK, maybe this furball is serious with me. Maybe he's not so bad after all. Maybe I should give him a chance", u did THIS to me!! [pointed accusingly at Brad] U cheated on me!! U two-timed me with tht pretty boy!! U LIED TO ME!!
Brad: He nvr lied to u! He had always loved u! I'M the one who imposed myself on him! U were always the first n only person he ever loved! Even wen he was pregnant, his first thought was u, that maybe he was carrying UR baby! I was always gonna be his second choice!!
Hater: N ur OK with that?! Seriously! He lied to u too!
Brad: I MADE my choice! I stopped chasing Demurra for him! I love him! N I know deep dwn u do too!!
Dominique: [whispered] Wow, this is better than soap opera (giggle)
Wander: ;( (walked towards Hater slowly) I just wanted to show you you didn't have to be alone anymore...that you still had a chance of making a friend, or even a lover...
Hater: Yeah right, like I'm gonna believe that!
Brad: [takes Dipper out of the pram] At least hv the decency to hold ur son [hold it out to Hater]
Hater: [hesitated, backing away a little]
Wander: ... Let him see who his Papa really is...
Hater: [looked at his parents, mostly his mother, still a little hesitant abt it]
Anguish: :( Go on, honey...
Hater: [mumbled] U wanted a grandchild so badly, why don't u do it?
Fury: Hater, stop being such a coward n do it! >:C
Wander: :(
Dipper: Ah...?
Dominique: Oh go on, wat r u, chicken? [shoved him forward]
Hater: [almost tripped as he came forward to Brad, then glared at Wander before making his way to Dipper, just looking at him, unsure wat to do]
Dipper: :) Ah...? (reached out to Hater)
Hater: [his heart swelled at the sight, then with a shaky deep breath, he took Dipper, cradling him in his arms] Uhh... Hey...
Dipper: (cooed and touched Hater's face)
Wander: :) ...
Hater: [blushed at the touch, feeling something well up in his heart, bt didn't want to let it show as he tried to keep a neutral face]
Wander: :) Well, Hatey...?
Hater: I... I don't know... I'm still mad at u for...
Dominique: Oh for crying out loud, if ur not gonna be with tht furball, I can take him off ur hands. He'd make a nice concubine for me, sweetheart (giggle)
Fury: Ms Dominique, this is not something to joke abt >:C
Brad: We're also here to warn u, sire. U cannot let Hater marry tht woman!
Wander: Yes, she's considered a danger not just to Hater, but to all of you and your home planet!
Loathe: :o Danger...?
Dominique: Oh ho ho ho, wat vivid imagination u hv there, furball, its kinda cute (giggle)
Brad: Shut up, u witch! Don't u dare try anything funny with my princess!
Dominique: Like I said, do I knw u?
Brad: Don't pretend u don't knw wat u did to my family, Lord Dominator!
Dominique: Do u hv any evidence tht I did anything to ur family?
Fury: Young man, u must be confused. We knw of this Lord Dominator, n he is a big burly man. Ms Dominique is a woman
Wander: :^) Does the term disguise mean anything, sire?
Fury: Evn a disguise can't completely change a character. Tell them ur not who they think u are, Ms Dominique
Dominique: Of course not, milord! How could u think lovely ol me be capable of harming u guys? U believe me too, don't u, sweetie? [gives puppy eyes at Hater]
Hater: Umm... Well... [wasn't sure how to answer tht]
Wander: :| You ain't the right type of love for him, bitch.
Dominique: Bt ur definitely the type for me ;)
Hater: Dominique, wat has gotten into u? Why do u keep flirting with tht furball?
Dominique: [sighed in boredom] |-( Ugh, this is getting reli tedious [shrugged] Oh well, it was fun while it lasted [smiled cruelly as she dashed dwn in a flash n snatched Wander into her arms, making a run for the throne room window]
Brad: :O Princess!!
Westley: :O Wander!!
Hater: :O [was shocked speechless]
Wander: :o! (Worry) HATEY!! BRADLEY!!
Loathe: :o Someone stop her!
Fury: Guards! Seize her!!
Dominique (now Dominator): Ah ah ah, one step closer n I'll drop him 50 feet below [held Wander by the choker n dangled him out the window]
Brad: U let him go, Dominator!! Haven't u done enough?!
Dominator: |-( So typical to ruin ppl's plans. U always were the nosy one wen I was trying to seduce ur father. Oh well, it's a little ahead of schedule, bt I got enough of wat I wanted
Hater: [fell to his knees, staring at Dominator in shock] W-Why...?
Dominator: [yawned boredly] Do u reli need to ask that question? No wonder this sexy furball couldn't get thru u. Ur as dumb as rocks |-(
Wander: (dangling) (worry)
Brad: I swear to zob, if u hurt Wander...
Fury: Ms Dominique, wat is the meaning of this?!
Dominator: He's right, u knw, sire, abt me being Dominator, bcoz I AM Lord Dominator [laughed cruelly as she activated something on her clothes to reveal the armour n her helmet n her lava gauntlets] Ahh, much better~
Anguish: Oh no...
Wander: ;( No...
Fury: U... U'll pay for this!
Dominator: Oh no, sire, YOU will pay for this. I've got my dues right here [snapped her fingers n revealed tht she had taken all of the Skeletor royal family's armada, weapons n ships] A crumbling royal family is just so easy to persuade to defect. All I hv to do is just plant some doubts, tell them how incompetent the royal family is, promise a bit of riches, n they're all groveling at my feet [turns to Hater] Nothing personal, sweetie. Its just I LOVE conquering ppl, n I LOVE taking other ppl's things to make my life complete. It was fun while it last but, well, lets just say I've slept with better men than u (evil)
Hater: [was still on his knees in shock]
Wander: ;( Hatey... don't listen to her...!
Dominator: N since u hv no interest in this little furball, I think I shall take him off ur hands. I've never screwed this species before. U might just help me with my itch. Sorry, sweetie, it's not u, it's me :D Yup, it's totally me [turns to the armada] Eliminate them [called in her ship n jumped into it, holding Wander close to her chest as they flew off]
Brad: WANDER!!! [sees most of the armada following behind Dominator, while some of them were aiming towards the castle, n started firing] Holy zob, look out!! [dragged Hater n Westley out of the way]
Westley: :O Whoa!
[Brad, Hater n Westley managed to hide behind one of the throne room pillars for cover, bt Fury n Anguish weren't so lucky as they were riddled with shots by the firing armada]
Anguish: (doh) Augh!
Fury: Guuhh...!! [fell to the floor along with Anguish]
[The hail of firing bullets didn't stop as they shot heavier artillery, taking the castle dwn]
Brad: Shit, it's abt to collapse! We gotta get outta here!!
Hater: Mom!! Dad!! [ran to his dying parents, trying to get them up] Pls, u hv to get up, pls...!! (worry)
Anguish: (coughed up blood) H...honey... ;(
Fury: Go... [coughed up blood too] Get outta here...
Hater: But... But... [was still cradling Dipper close as he tried to get them up]
Fury: [sees Dipper n stroke his cheek] At least... U finally kept ur end of the deal... U gave ur mother...a grandchild...
Anguish: ;) Y-yes... a lovely... grandchildren... (gripped onto Fury's hand) R-ruby...
Fury: [gripped bk] Angie...
Brad: We gotta go, Hater, now!!
Hater: [watched sadly as Brad dragged him away from his parents n the falling debri n rubble started burying them] ;(
Westley: :( I'm so sorry, sir...
[they all managed to make it out of the castle as it crumbled]
Brad: We better hurry up n get to ur ship, Westley, we hv to chase after Lord Dominator n get bk Wander!
Westley: (like) Right!
[they quickly made their way to the nearest bullet train station as the armada continued to fire at the planet, shooting everyone in sight, falling debri n rubble everywhere as the planet was littered with death screams]
Brad: [held the pram close as they pray they reach the port in time]
Westley: (seeing all the deaths) (worry)
Hater: [held Dipper close to his chest, tears pouring dwn his cheeks as he grieved for his parents] ;(
Dipper: :( Wah...?
Litter: ;(
[they soon arrived the port just in time before the bullet train they rode on was shot at]
Brad: I hope all the other Watchdogs hv the good sense to come bk to the ship
Westley: (Nod) They should.
[they all got into Hater's ship in time, n most of the Watchdogs were there waiting nervously]
Random Watchdog: Sir, wat is going on?? Wat happened?? (worry)
Westley: :( (explained everything that happened) ...And now we have to save Wander and get him back!
Watchdogs: Sir, yes, sir!! [went to their positions]
Dominator: [thru the PA system of her ship] Citizens of Planet Skeletor! So glad u were able to entertain me while I am here. Sorry to cut n run, bt I hv other places to conquer. Ta-ta now~ [brandished a doomsday laser n aimed it at the planet]
Brad: Holy zob!! Westley, fly us outta here!! :O
Westley: :O (quickly drove them out of there)
[the ship managed to get out just in time as her doomsday laser blew Planet Skeletor to smithereens]
Hater: :O ...!!!
Westley: :( ...
Hater: ..... ;( Mom... Dad... My castle... My family...
Brad: I'm sorry, Hater...
Westley: :( So sorry, sir...
Hater: [wordlessly walked slowly, somehow automatically made his way to his old room tht had still been kept in its original condition, slamming the door as he went]
Westley: (doh) ... (looked at Brad) :(
Brad: Just give him time, we need to track Lord Dominator's ship, they got away :(
Westley: (nod) Yes, sir.
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