[the couple carried on thru the night, engaging in drinking, gambling, partying, clubbing, etc... Until they found themselves wandering drunkenly at the nearby beach]
Dominator: [was singing obnoxiously loud as she took another swig from her beer bottle]
Hater: Hehehe...~ (was also drunk)
Dominator: [accidentally missed a footing n fell onto the sand, dragging Hater with her] Ooops~!
Hater: :O Whoa~~ (falls with her) (giggle)
Dominator: [sees Hater on top of her n grinned] Mmhh, someone wants to hv fun~
Hater: :$ F-Fun?
Dominator: Aww, don't tell me u don't know wat I mean. U a virgin boy or something? :D
Hater: Um...yes...? (flushed harder)
Dominator: (giggle) Oh my, guess this is my lucky day~ [leans in to kiss him, her hands started roaming ard his body]
Hater: (trembled at her touches)
Dominator: [her hands got busy taking his robes off as she continued kissing him]
Hater: (panted a bit, trying to remove his robes)
Dominator: [helped him out while trying to take off her clothes as well, panting in her kisses]
Hater: Mmm, Dee~ (heart)
Dominator: Mmmhh, I'm gonna ravage ur ass, Bones [takes off the last of her clothes, revealing her green skin under the moonlight]
Hater: (giggle) Shouldn't that be my line? :$
Dominator: [chuckled at his words] Eheheh, ur so cute [licked her lips as she peeled bk her vagina folds, revealing her clit, which seemed a little swollen n wet]
Hater: (mouth watered a little at the sight)
Dominator: Chk this out [giggled drunkenly as she concentrated a little bit, then the "clit" seemed to hv expanded n elongated, revealing it to be a dick] Cool, eh?
Hater: :O ... (backed up, blinking) ... (turned away) (puke)
Dominator: [blinked drunkenly] Wat? U don't like it~? :D
Hater: (coughed) I, uh... (clumsily began putting back on his robe) gottago.
Dominator: Woah, woah, woah, wait [pulled at his robe, making him trip] Dont tell me ur not turned on by this? I got all worked up for this moment, geez!
Hater: (tried to push her off) No, ew, don't touch me! >m<;;
Dominator: Geez, u reli r a virgin, aren't u? [straddled him] C'mon, live a little. U can at least fuck my pussy n ignore the dick. I can put it bk if u want~
Hater: >m<;;; No, no, NO!! (pushed her off hard)
Dominator: (doh) Ooff!! Ugh, ur such a prude! Wat am I supposed to do with a raging hard-on right now?? Don't u like me anymore? Isn't this the whole point u wanted to date me?
Hater: You've NEVER said anything about...about THAT...!
Dominator: Yeah, I'm a dick girl, so wat? I'm still a woman too. I got needs. I was gonna tell u, bt why waste time telling u wen I can just show u? |-(
Hater: :| You think I'm gonna deal with that...freakiness, forget it!! (began dialing for Peepers)
Dominator: Wait, who ur calling? [groaned as she tried to get dressed while getting up]
Hater: Peepers. And just stay away from me! :|
Dominator: Ugh, fine. I was abt to say that ur on ur own! Hmph! U suck at kissing anyways [finished getting dressed n stomped off]
Hater: :| Ah, go ahead! ... :( (waited for Peepers' response)
Peepers: [was looking thru some random videos on the intranet wen the call came] Hello, that u, sir?
Hater: H-hey, C Peeps... can you come get me...? :(
Peepers: Woah, hey, u OK? Something happened to u n Dominator?
Hater: Just... come and get me, please? I'll... I'll explain everything after. :(
Peepers: Alright, just tell me ur coordinates n I'll be there
Hater: (tells as best as he can, still slightly drunk)
Peepers: Alright, on my way [announced in the PA] Attention all Watchdogs, we're heading off to Planet Vegas to pick up Lord Hater. Set the ship coordinates to that planet. Head out, everyone
Watchdogs: Yes, sir!
[it took a few hours, bt Peepers managed to locate Hater's current position]
Peepers: [lands the ship on the beach where Hater is] Hop in, sir!
Hater: (nod) (hopped on board)
Peepers: [drove the ship out into space in silence before finally turning to Hater] So, uh, sir? How did the date go?
Hater: Well... (told about what happened with him and Dom) :(
Peepers: Woah, woah, woah, hold up, ur telling me ur lady there is a... a dickgirl?? :O
Hater: I didn't know she was! She never told me!
Peepers: Geez, tht is a reli weird way to try n get laid there :|
Hater: Mhm... :(
Peepers: So I take it u guys r a no-go, then?
Hater: I ... I don't know, Peepers... :(
Peepers: Oh well, u just take a break for a while, maybe conquer a few planets to let off some steam. U'll prolly forget all abt her in time :)
Hater: Yeah... maybe...
Peepers: Like I said, sir, plenty of fishes in the sea, it doesnt hv to be her. Who knws, u might meet a better, more normal person during ur conquest
Hater: I suppose... (mind still seemed to linger on Dominator...)
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