(meanwhile...)
Hater: (lay in his bedroom) :(
[his communicator rang]
Hater: (sighed and answered it) Yeah...?
Wander: Hi, Hatey~~ [his words were a little slurring, like he was drunk, n the background music of the bar was pretty loud]
Hater: :O What the- Wander? :|
Wander: Hiyeeee~~ How u doin?? :D
Hater: What do you want? :^) And are you... drunk?
Wander: Jussss a liiiiiiittle bit tipsy, no big deal, pffftt...!! Neways, I'm with Syl, we ran into ur laaaady friend n she left her comm here to dance with Syl sooooo I tot I'd call yoooooouuuu to see how u dooooiiiinnnn~~ :D
Hater: (facepalm) Ah geez...
Wander: Why did u break up with her? Hmmmm?? She not good enough for yoouuuu~~~? (hic)
Hater: She- she just had a weird body thing, that's all!
Wander: Oh, does that mean ur gonna diss meeeee bcoz I has a weird body tooooo~~??
Hater: O_O;; Wat? We're not even- Seriously?? > : (
Wander: Yah, seriously! Nobody kin be peeeeerfect like yooouu, u big dummy silly billy gumdrops! I has a weird body tooooo, does that mean u not gonna like me no more [randomly yelled at a passing waiter] Yo! Keep the beer coming!
Hater: (facepalm)
Wander: For ur information, Hatey-boo, ur missing out on the perfect ladyyyy! Now tht she's open market, my BFF is gonna take her on! I bet shhhhhheeee can handle Dom's weird bodyyyy~~ Pfffttt...!!! :P
Hater: :O Wha- WHY YOU LITTLE-?? > 8 (
Wander: AND ANOTHER THING!! [got his beer refill n chugged it dwn at one go, ordered a few more before continuing the conversation] Yoooouuu are a big big big BIG BIG dum-dum! U got a good thing coming! She's great for u! She's evil like u, she's a conqueror like u, she's pretty like u, she's perfect in every way, well, except her weird body, BUT THAT'S NOTHING!! Sheeeeee was prolly the greatest match for yoouuuu, AND U BLEW IT! Pffhahahahhaha~~
Hater: (was starting to get steamed from hearing this)
Wander: [burped out loud before continuing] Eheheheheh... A reli reli reli big dum-dum, I don't even know whyyyyy I fell in love with youuuuuu~~ [chugged another drink again]
Hater: :O H-huh??
Wander: Eheheheheh... buuuuuuut ur cute wen ur a dum-dum toooo, maybe that's the reason why I fell in love with u, eheheheh~~~ (hic)
Hater: (was dumbfounded, no clue what to say...)
Wander: But u don't love me, u don't even liiiike meeee... ;( Why do I still hv feelings for u even tho I know u don't like meeeee (sniff) U prefer ppl like ur lady friend over me, I'm nothing compared to them... I'm not even ur frie-heh-heh-heh-eeenddd~~ [starts ugly-crying] ;(
Hater: ^^;; Um, Wander, you can stop now...
Wander: I love u, grob dammit!! I love u n I don't even know why!! Why do I always fall for ppl who don't even give a crap abt meeee~~~!! [continues to ugly-crying while chugging dwn more beer] ;(
Hater: Wander, Wander, just put the beer down and take it easy...? Please? (worry)
Wander: Why?? So u can break my heart over n over again as u continue to want to destroy me n deny me friendship, or maybe try n date another hoe?? I bet u will get lucky with a more perfect girl who doesn't hv weird bits like Dominator or me!! ;( [doesn't realize he had already been chugging dwn half a dozen beer mugs littered all over the table]
Hater: Uh...
Wander: U don't care abt me! U don't even see me as a friend! Why should u care? ;( [was abt to chug another wen it got snatched away by Dominator]
Dominator: Geez, furball. I think u hv enough now [sees the communicator] Did... Did u just drunk-dial someone with my comm?? >:C
Hater: :O ... ^^;; H-hey, Dominator.
Sylvia: (also came up) :| Okay, buddy, I think you've had enough.
Dominator: Oi vey, u again |-(
Wander: No~~ I'm not done talking with Hatey yet! He's a big dummy n I need to show him wat for! ;( (angry) [was crying n being angry at the same time]
Sylvia: Come on, you... (tried to drag him away)
Dominator: Sorry u had to see that. We're gonna call it a night. U alright there, Bones?
Wander: [was starting to bawl as he clawed at the table, not wanting to leave, still trying to reach for his half-full mug]
Hater: No, I just... I still feel pretty bad for what happened between us... :(
Sylvia: (kept pulling him away) |-(
Dominator: Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out, part of it is my fault, I guess. I also feel like I might been stringing u along even tho my gut tells me that u might not be a good match for me. I mean, u don't even hv the stomach to do the things tht I do, n I should've ended it wen I saw it coming, bt I kept playing along with u just so I could get laid. I shouldn't have done that
Wander: [was hoisted over Sylvia's shoulder n he was bawling n kicking n screaming n ugly-crying all the way out of the bar]
Hater: So, um... We can still have a shot at being friends at least...? :)
Dominator: Probably. Fellow colleagues at best, since we're in the same business. Just don't go conquering on my turf n we're good
Hater: (nod) Gotcha.
Dominator: Right, gtg. This furball friend of urs reli overdid himself
Hater: Yeah, he did..
Dominator: No hard feelings then, Bones?
Hater: yeah... none at all. (nod)
Dominator: Right, cool, gtg then. Cya wen I cya [hangs up, paid the bill n joined Sylvia out of the bar]
Hater: (wave) ... (lay down) (thinks; Wander couldn't have meant all that...right? He was drunk...)
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