(meanwhile)
Awesome: (peeks into the room to check on Sylvia)
Sylvia: [sitting on the rocking chair, the twins clinging onto her to nurse while she did her knitting]
Awesome: (sits in a chair next to her) Hey, Bumblebee.
Sylvia: Hey, Fish Face. Ur meeting was long [didn't look up frm her knitting]
Awesome: It was mostly last minute. (Sees what she's knitting) That's for our new baby?
Sylvia: No, its just more onesies for our boys. I don't think we hit the jackpot just yet
Awesome: I see...(looks at her) This might sound like I'm asking a bit much, but... I'd like to have a girl...
Sylvia: [raised a brow] Two kids ain't enough for u, Fish Face?
Awesome: ^^;; I like our boys, but...I'm just wondering how it'd be having a daughter...I mean, I did have my sisters to look after so...but if you're that huge on a daughter, I can...
Sylvia: [rolled her eyes n booped his nose] I never said I wouldn't want one, I'd like to hv one too. I'm just worried u might be disappointed since in my species, girls are quite rare. I myself grew up in a family of 3 bros, I dunno which part of my pregnancy my genetics will lean into. We might end up getting a boy again
Awesome: (hugs her) Well, boy or girl, it doesn't really matter to me. And I'm sure you won't be THAT much like your mom. You're your own person now.
Sylvia: Keeping my fingers crossed that I won't [thought for a bit] Well if u reli wanna give a girl a shot... [blushed a little as she looked up at him suggestively]
Awesome: (flushes) Yeah, we could... (frowns) But... I have that mission to do with Hater and Peepers... And you have to stay and watch our boys.
Sylvia: I get it, I get it [gets up n settled the sleeping twins into their crib n put away the knitting] But since I'm staying, why not give it a try now? [smiled seductively] ;)
Awesome: O////O... No way to talk you out of this, is there? (smirking himself)
Sylvia: Wat? U don't wanna do it? Ur not gonna get this booty for quite a while later on [raised her brow teasingly]
Awesome: (flushing)...What position do you wanna try then?~
Sylvia: U knw my favourite [lay on the bed with her ass up doggy style] Gimme them big boys, u ol' codfish
Awesome: o///o... (smiles, undoing his pants to reveal both cocks and carefully positions them into both her holes)
Sylvia: [hissed at his entry, gripping the sheet] Mmm yeah...!! So good...!!
Awesome: (licks and kisses her neck, slowly moving)
Sylvia: [moaned in pleasure, feeling both cocks going in n out of her, rubbing her sensually]
Awesome: Sylvia... ah, Sylvia~ >///<
Sylvia: I love u... I love u so much, Awesome... [pants hard, clenching ard Awesome as she gripped the sheets tighter]
Awesome: Ahhh~ (moving faster) Love you, too, Syl...
Sylvia: [turned ard n reached behind with her long neck n kissed Awesome deeply, feeling herself getting close]
Awesome: (kisses her deeply, still moving) Ahhh...Syl...G-gonna...~
Sylvia: Go ahead... Fill me up... I'm close too... [whined as she tightened ard his cock again, trying to come together with him]
Awesome: >////<...(growls before making his release inside the zbornak)
Sylvia: [came at the same time as she covered her mouth so as not to scream n wake the boys]
Awesome: Ahh... (slowly pulls out)
Sylvia: [rolled onto her bk n lay dwn, looking up at Awesome] Mmm, ur amazing as always [kissed him]
Awesome: I know... (kisses her back)
Sylvia: If u don't come bk alive, I'm gonna hunt u dwn n kill u myself, corpse or no corpse, u hear me? [glared at him with a pout]
Awesome: ^^; Crystal clear, ma'am.
Sylvia: [nuzzled against him n fell asleep]
Saturday, October 8, 2016
Broken Pieces-Chp101
[That night, the atmosphere was somber as the hubbies prepared to say their goodbyes to their spouses]
Wander: (snoozing in bed, stirring a little)
Hater: [enters the room after another last minute closed door meeting with the gang, then slowly climbs into bed with Wander, snuggling close to him]
Wander: ...(snuggles closely to Hater)
Hater: [leans in to kiss Wander on the neck, whispering] Hey Wander. Sorry for the wait
Wander: Mm...Hey Hatey...
Hater: U OK? R the litters OK?
Wander: They're asleep right now...:( Wish you didn't have to go like this...
Hater: I knw, but the litters need u here. U can't just leave them here, can u? [stroke his cheek] N I'm gonna be OK. I hv Awesome n Peepers, n my dad. We'll be alright
Wander:... Promise you'll make it back alive?
Hater: .... I promise [leans in to kiss Wander]
Wander: (kisses Hater gently, few tears going down his cheek)
Hater: [gently wiped the tears away, proceeded to tenderly make out with him]
Wander: Mmm~ (wraps his arms around Hater, not wanting to let go)
Hater: I love u, my star, I love u... [kept making out as his hands reached dwn to fondle Wander's nether regions]
Wander: a-ahh...Hatey~ (heart)
Hater: [nibbled at Wander's neck, one hand stroking Wander's cock n one hand teasing Wander's pussy n clit, just the way the nomad likes it]
Wander: Mmm~... H-Hater..?
Hater: Mmhh, yeah...? [leaving some lovebites on Wander's neck]
Wander: Ahh... (rolls onto his back, moving Hater's mouth towards his vulva) Can...can you...?
Hater: [smiled] Mmh yeah, its been a while, hasnt it? [leans dwn with his hands cradling Wander's hips as he started licking at Wander's clit]
Wander: (throws his head back, whimpering, gripping onto Hater's head with one hand and the other gripping onto the sheets) Hater...Hater, please~
Hater: [hummed as he pushed his tongue into Wander's pussy, tongue-fucking him as his one hand moved to continue stroking Wander's cock]
Wander: (whines at the attention, enjoying it; no more flashbacks of Armand, this was all Hater...his Hater)
Hater: [sucked at his clit while his hand kept on stroking, trying to get him to come in his mouth to taste him]
Wander: (bites his lower lip) Haaateey!!~ (finally comes, giving the skeletor his taste)
Hater: [drinks him all in frm both ends, savouring the taste, humming his approval]
Wander: (whimpers as Hater is still milking him a little) Hater, I can't...
Hater: [drank his fill n pulled bk, licking his lips] Was that good for u, my star?
Wander: (panting, looking up at Hater)... Amazing~ (leans up to kiss him again)
Hater: [kissed him bk] Do u want the real deal? U don't hv to if u don't want to
Wander: ... Maybe another time...if there is one...you need to get going... :(
Hater: Its alright. I don't go till tomorrow morning [held him close] Let's just stay like this for a while [nuzzled him]
Wander: I'd like that... (nuzzles Hater's neck)
Hater: [slowly fell asleep with Wander] |-)
Wander: (also falls asleep against Hater)
Wander: (snoozing in bed, stirring a little)
Hater: [enters the room after another last minute closed door meeting with the gang, then slowly climbs into bed with Wander, snuggling close to him]
Wander: ...(snuggles closely to Hater)
Hater: [leans in to kiss Wander on the neck, whispering] Hey Wander. Sorry for the wait
Wander: Mm...Hey Hatey...
Hater: U OK? R the litters OK?
Wander: They're asleep right now...:( Wish you didn't have to go like this...
Hater: I knw, but the litters need u here. U can't just leave them here, can u? [stroke his cheek] N I'm gonna be OK. I hv Awesome n Peepers, n my dad. We'll be alright
Wander:... Promise you'll make it back alive?
Hater: .... I promise [leans in to kiss Wander]
Wander: (kisses Hater gently, few tears going down his cheek)
Hater: [gently wiped the tears away, proceeded to tenderly make out with him]
Wander: Mmm~ (wraps his arms around Hater, not wanting to let go)
Hater: I love u, my star, I love u... [kept making out as his hands reached dwn to fondle Wander's nether regions]
Wander: a-ahh...Hatey~ (heart)
Hater: [nibbled at Wander's neck, one hand stroking Wander's cock n one hand teasing Wander's pussy n clit, just the way the nomad likes it]
Wander: Mmm~... H-Hater..?
Hater: Mmhh, yeah...? [leaving some lovebites on Wander's neck]
Wander: Ahh... (rolls onto his back, moving Hater's mouth towards his vulva) Can...can you...?
Hater: [smiled] Mmh yeah, its been a while, hasnt it? [leans dwn with his hands cradling Wander's hips as he started licking at Wander's clit]
Wander: (throws his head back, whimpering, gripping onto Hater's head with one hand and the other gripping onto the sheets) Hater...Hater, please~
Hater: [hummed as he pushed his tongue into Wander's pussy, tongue-fucking him as his one hand moved to continue stroking Wander's cock]
Wander: (whines at the attention, enjoying it; no more flashbacks of Armand, this was all Hater...his Hater)
Hater: [sucked at his clit while his hand kept on stroking, trying to get him to come in his mouth to taste him]
Wander: (bites his lower lip) Haaateey!!~ (finally comes, giving the skeletor his taste)
Hater: [drinks him all in frm both ends, savouring the taste, humming his approval]
Wander: (whimpers as Hater is still milking him a little) Hater, I can't...
Hater: [drank his fill n pulled bk, licking his lips] Was that good for u, my star?
Wander: (panting, looking up at Hater)... Amazing~ (leans up to kiss him again)
Hater: [kissed him bk] Do u want the real deal? U don't hv to if u don't want to
Wander: ... Maybe another time...if there is one...you need to get going... :(
Hater: Its alright. I don't go till tomorrow morning [held him close] Let's just stay like this for a while [nuzzled him]
Wander: I'd like that... (nuzzles Hater's neck)
Hater: [slowly fell asleep with Wander] |-)
Wander: (also falls asleep against Hater)
Broken Pieces-Chp100
[The day of the mission comes closer, n the gang involved did a closed door meeting all day]
Sylvia: [tries to spy on the meeting with Wander] Dammit I can't hear a single thing
Wander: Hmm...(digs into hat)...(pulls out a hearing device that would help them hear the meeting) See if this works.
[they both hopefully used the hearing device to listen, only to catch the tail end of the discussion]
Hater: ...So tht settles it, we leave first thing tomorrow morning
Fury: Hv u said ur goodbyes to ur spouses?
Hater: I plan to tell him tonight n leave before he wakes. No point prolonging it the nxt morning. I knw he's not too happy abt us leaving without him tagging along
Wander: :( ...
Awesome: It won't be easy for me... suppose there's the chance we aren't able to come back... can't leave Sylvia with the boys and possible chance of another child alone.
Peepers: I'm also concerned leaving Brad alone...
Hater: Well, they all hv my sibs n my mom n my hired help to look aftr them. U did say u'd do anything to free Brad, to prove tht u reli love him
Fury: I've already said my goodbyes to ur mother, Hater. So its up to u all to do ur parts
Awesome: yeah...
Wander: (looks at Sylvia, concerned)
Sylvia: [looked dwn, a thoughtful sad look in her eyes] Damn u, Fish Face...
Grimm: Psst! Psst! [calling the duo frm a corner]
Wander: ? Grimm?
Grimm: [motioned them to come to him]
Loathe: [popped frm behind him] C'mon! Before they come out!
Sylvia: We better run [takes Wander's hand n went towards the sibs]
Wander: (follows Sylvia)
Grimm: Were u guys trying to listen in on the meeting just now?
Sylvia: Well, duh! We need to knw wat r their plans n where they plan to head off first
Loathe: Did u get anything?
Wander: Only that we'll get their goodbyes... and Awesome being concerned for Sylvia if she becomes...
Loathe: Becomes wat? A widow?
Sylvia: A PREGNANT widow. [rolled her eyes at the sibs staring at her] Yeah, we kinda did it wen the guys got bk frm their stupid drunk dad's party. I couldnt help it, I was horny. N seeing his tattoo turned me on
Grimm: Ugh, TMI, girl
Wander: ^^;; Syl...
Grimm: Anyways, remember u said something abt Operational Stealthy n we mentioned Prof Mayhem?
Sylvia: Umm, yeah?
Loathe: Well, he's got the stuff we need to go incognito. C'mon, lets go to his lab
Wander: (follows the sibs with Sylvia)
[the trio led them to the South Wing n dwn a flight of steps towards wat seemed like a basement/dungeon, n stood behind a huge wooden door, n beyond the door was a lot of racket going on]
Grimm: [pulls the lever outside the door, in which a loud buzz sounded]
Wander: (holding Sylvia's hand)
Loathe: Sorry abt the noise, bt Prof Mayhem can get too engrossed, n the machines he works on r so loud, he can't hear squat
Grimm: We made him design this buzzer so he can hear us wen we call, in case he's working on something dangerous, it'll warn him to stop wat he's doing before he hurts anyone
Sylvia: I see...
[as if on cue, the racket beyond the door stopped, a distant yell was heard, n the door opened]
Grimm: [looked dwn at a miniature female skeletor tht had ribbons on her tiny cute horns n a cute lab coat on] Hi, Jeopardy. Is ur Daddy here?
Jeopardy: Daddy working on...this big machine.
Wander: (smiles at how cute she was)
Loathe: Can we come in?
Grimm: Yeah, n call him to meet us in his study [takes out a big lollipop for her] There's a good girl
Jeopardy: (takes it) ^^ Thank you, Mr. Grimmy. (goes off to get her daddy)
Wander: So sweet. ^^
Loathe: Yeah, we're like family to her
Grimm: She doesnt knw it, bt she's technically born out of wedlock. Mother n Father tried to get him out of his lab to hv some real social fun, bt he ended up having too much fun n knocked up one of our scullery maids
Loathe: Yeah, she didnt want to hv the baby, bt Prof Mayhem felt responsible, so he offered to pay her to keep the baby. Once she was born, she gave her to him n quit working for us the nxt day. We nvr heard frm her again
Sylvia: Harsh...
Wander: Hmm...
Jeopardy: (arrives back) Daddy, you got...visitors.
[A tall, lanky Skeletor came in view, dressed in a slightly old, tattered lab coat with black lab gloves, n was wearing bottle glasses, with one of his horns broken n charred, like an old injury]
Grimm: Prof Mayhem! Presentable as always
Prof Mayhem: Lord Grimm, Lady Loathe. Wat a pleasant surprise. Jeopardy sweetie, go get the tea robot to bring us some tea n snacks for our guests, will u?
Jeopardy: ^^ Ok, daddy.
Wander: (stays close to Sylvia, trying not to look uneasy)
Prof Mayhem: Hmm? [sees Wander n Sylvia] N who might these new ppl be?
Grimm: Ah, this is my new bro-in-law, Hater's wife, n his friend Sylvia
Prof Mayhem: Hater? Who's Hater?
Loathe: My younger brother, middle child, the one who always used to hide ur glasses?
Prof Mayhem: [long thought later] Ooh! THAT Hater! Wow, its been yrs. I didn't knw he's bk
Wander: (swallows, doing best not to tremble)
Loathe: Oh yeah, he's bk. U were gone pretty long on ur trip to the space convention
Prof Mayhem: It was quite a fascinating trip, n we got held up by that planet's natural disaster, we couldn't help it [bent dwn to study Wander, since he's so tall] Pardon my asking, r u a Star Nomad?
Wander: U-uh...half...(is unable to stop trembling; Mayhem seemed nice but he couldn't help feeling uneasy somehow)
Prof Mayhem: Hmmm, interesting. I'd love to study a rare species like u... [circles ard him curiously]
Loathe: Prof, don't frighten the poor boy. Wat did we say abt biological experiments?
Prof Mayhem: [rolled his eyes n stood up] Fine, wat can I do u for?
Sylvia: [had kept her hold on Wander's hand tight the whole time, protecting the little Nomad frm this intimidating looking nerd]
Wander: (keeping distance from Mayhem as best as he could)
Grimm: We need ur help for some stealth mission. U see... [tells him the gist of wats going on] ...So yeah, we were wondering if u hv any gadgets that might be of use to us
Prof Mayhem: [rubbed his chin in deep thought] Actually I might hv THAT device still lying ard, n then some. Wait here while I get it. In the meantime, enjoy some tea. Thank u, dearie [patted Jeopardy's head wen she came bk with the "tea robot" pushing a trolley of snacks n tea before leaving the room]
Jeopardy: ^^
Wander: (keeping eye an Mayhem)
Grimm: Wats up, Wanda? U seem on edge
Wander: Is...he always like that?
Loathe: Always wat? [didn't seem bothered by the Prof]
Wander: Just...like this...? (feels Sylvia rub his back)
Grimm: Wat? Being a nerd? [wasn't phased either]
Sylvia: I think wat he means is scary, terrifying, intimidating
Loathe: Oh, that. Pfft, that's just how he looks. He's born with it. Sure, he got a bit of an accident on his horns frm one of his experiments, n he has had a bit of a weird fascination with biological experiments which involved dissection, but he's just a big bag of bones, nothing more
Wander: ... (nods, slowly)
Sylvia: Well if u say so
Grimm: Besides he's got a cute little daughter right here. How bad can he be? [petted Jeopardy]
Jeopardy: (giggle)
Wander: ... :) Yeah.
Prof Mayhem: [came bk 15mins later with a few gadgets in his arms] Sorry for the wait, guys. My gadget room is a bit of a clutter. Right, here are the things u need [sets the things dwn on the table]
Loathe: Ooh, I remember this one. I used to play practical jokes on my nemesis wen I was younger
Grimm: U mean Hollow? Oh yeah, she's such a bitch
Wander: (doesn't understand but doesn't really ask about it)
Jeopardy: Daddy, she swear!
Prof Mayhem: Language, guys, not in front of the kids
Grimm: Oops, sorry :p
Prof Mayhem: Alright, here we hv the Invisibility Helmet, self-explanatory. But here's a demo [gestures to Jeopardy] C'mere, sweetie. We're giving our guests a show-and-tell
Jeopardy: ^^ Okay.
Prof Mayhem: U just press the button here inside the helmet, then put it on [does so on Jeopardy, in which she immediately disappear into thin air, clothes n all] N tada~! Invisibility galore!
Wander: :o
Sylvia: Wow, that's pretty cool
Loathe: Cool, eh? Used that to sabotage my nemesis' beauty pageant. Let's just say it took her a week to file dwn her hideous overgrown horns (giggle)
Grimm: R u guys planning to go n leave the kids behind tho? Coz its gonna be a pretty dangerous mission
Sylvia: Gee, I never reli thought of that. I guess Awesome is right abt us staying
Wander: :(... I don't want to be the weakling anymore... staying behind worrying if Hatey would make it or not...
Loathe: At the cost of the kids? Is it reli worth it?
Sylvia: [thought abt it] I dunno...
Wander: ... We didn't come up with this plan for nothing...
Grimm: There must be some way we can go n not leave the kids behind
Prof Mayhem: Sorry, folks, I only got 3 of these lying ard, so u guys hv to decide who should wear it. But if u plan on bringing more ppl along, I suggest u fit in ur spacecraft with this [showed them a microchip] It works almost like the Invisibility Helmet, but instead of being fully invisible, it can camouflage the ship n hide its presence frm most radars
Loathe: Hmm, we do hv a kind of spacecraft that we use for spy warfare. It can latch onto an enemy ship like a bug n piggy bk on the ship as it goes its course
Grimm: Then we just need to install that chip into the ship n Bob's ur uncle!
Sylvia: That's actually a pretty good idea. That way we can bring the kids along as well. We just need to bring someone extra to look after the kids in the ship while we go incognito with our hubbies
Wander:... Sure it's okay to bring the kids along?
Loathe: Would u rather they stay here not knowing whether their mommies n daddies would make it or not? Its basically the same as ur situation. It wouldn't be fair, would it?
Wander:... (looks at Sylvia) We'd have to, won't we?
Sylvia: [shrugged] Its not even a choice there, buddy. If we leave them here, we're doing exactly wat our hubbies r doing. Double standard right there
Wander:...Whatever it takes.
Grimm: Wish we could join tho. Its a bummer that we can't help coz of our condition
Prof Mayhem: U wanna participate vicariously? Then this is where these come in [showed a bunch of watches n a couple of headsets] Its a VR Viewer. Here's a demo [looks for Jeopardy] Sweetie, where r u? Take off that helmet, we got another show and tell
Jeopardy: (pops up beside Mayhem) Boo. ^^
Prof Mayhem: Ah, u cheeky bones. C'mere, we need to show them the magic watch [puts the watch on Jeopardy's wrist] N I'll wear the magic headset [puts it on n flipped a couple of switches n dials] Now press the green button on the watch, sweetie
Jeopardy: (does so) ^^
Wander: (watches closely)
[The watch projects a hologram of Prof Mayhem that stands next to Jeopardy]
Prof Mayhem: N the fun thing is I can see wat u see, thru the headset that is connected to the WiFi of the watch, so while u can't physically touch stuff, u two can be there to help out ur friends wen they need ur expertise
Loathe: Wow, that is so cool~
Grimm: We can join u in ur journey after all, sorta
Wander: :)
Sylvia: So its settled then? Operation Stealthy are go?
Wander: Hopefully go.
Sylvia: All we need to do is let Brad in on this n hope he's fit enough to go with us
Wander: (nod) Right.
Sylvia: [tries to spy on the meeting with Wander] Dammit I can't hear a single thing
Wander: Hmm...(digs into hat)...(pulls out a hearing device that would help them hear the meeting) See if this works.
[they both hopefully used the hearing device to listen, only to catch the tail end of the discussion]
Hater: ...So tht settles it, we leave first thing tomorrow morning
Fury: Hv u said ur goodbyes to ur spouses?
Hater: I plan to tell him tonight n leave before he wakes. No point prolonging it the nxt morning. I knw he's not too happy abt us leaving without him tagging along
Wander: :( ...
Awesome: It won't be easy for me... suppose there's the chance we aren't able to come back... can't leave Sylvia with the boys and possible chance of another child alone.
Peepers: I'm also concerned leaving Brad alone...
Hater: Well, they all hv my sibs n my mom n my hired help to look aftr them. U did say u'd do anything to free Brad, to prove tht u reli love him
Fury: I've already said my goodbyes to ur mother, Hater. So its up to u all to do ur parts
Awesome: yeah...
Wander: (looks at Sylvia, concerned)
Sylvia: [looked dwn, a thoughtful sad look in her eyes] Damn u, Fish Face...
Grimm: Psst! Psst! [calling the duo frm a corner]
Wander: ? Grimm?
Grimm: [motioned them to come to him]
Loathe: [popped frm behind him] C'mon! Before they come out!
Sylvia: We better run [takes Wander's hand n went towards the sibs]
Wander: (follows Sylvia)
Grimm: Were u guys trying to listen in on the meeting just now?
Sylvia: Well, duh! We need to knw wat r their plans n where they plan to head off first
Loathe: Did u get anything?
Wander: Only that we'll get their goodbyes... and Awesome being concerned for Sylvia if she becomes...
Loathe: Becomes wat? A widow?
Sylvia: A PREGNANT widow. [rolled her eyes at the sibs staring at her] Yeah, we kinda did it wen the guys got bk frm their stupid drunk dad's party. I couldnt help it, I was horny. N seeing his tattoo turned me on
Grimm: Ugh, TMI, girl
Wander: ^^;; Syl...
Grimm: Anyways, remember u said something abt Operational Stealthy n we mentioned Prof Mayhem?
Sylvia: Umm, yeah?
Loathe: Well, he's got the stuff we need to go incognito. C'mon, lets go to his lab
Wander: (follows the sibs with Sylvia)
[the trio led them to the South Wing n dwn a flight of steps towards wat seemed like a basement/dungeon, n stood behind a huge wooden door, n beyond the door was a lot of racket going on]
Grimm: [pulls the lever outside the door, in which a loud buzz sounded]
Wander: (holding Sylvia's hand)
Loathe: Sorry abt the noise, bt Prof Mayhem can get too engrossed, n the machines he works on r so loud, he can't hear squat
Grimm: We made him design this buzzer so he can hear us wen we call, in case he's working on something dangerous, it'll warn him to stop wat he's doing before he hurts anyone
Sylvia: I see...
[as if on cue, the racket beyond the door stopped, a distant yell was heard, n the door opened]
Grimm: [looked dwn at a miniature female skeletor tht had ribbons on her tiny cute horns n a cute lab coat on] Hi, Jeopardy. Is ur Daddy here?
Jeopardy: Daddy working on...this big machine.
Wander: (smiles at how cute she was)
Loathe: Can we come in?
Grimm: Yeah, n call him to meet us in his study [takes out a big lollipop for her] There's a good girl
Jeopardy: (takes it) ^^ Thank you, Mr. Grimmy. (goes off to get her daddy)
Wander: So sweet. ^^
Loathe: Yeah, we're like family to her
Grimm: She doesnt knw it, bt she's technically born out of wedlock. Mother n Father tried to get him out of his lab to hv some real social fun, bt he ended up having too much fun n knocked up one of our scullery maids
Loathe: Yeah, she didnt want to hv the baby, bt Prof Mayhem felt responsible, so he offered to pay her to keep the baby. Once she was born, she gave her to him n quit working for us the nxt day. We nvr heard frm her again
Sylvia: Harsh...
Wander: Hmm...
Jeopardy: (arrives back) Daddy, you got...visitors.
[A tall, lanky Skeletor came in view, dressed in a slightly old, tattered lab coat with black lab gloves, n was wearing bottle glasses, with one of his horns broken n charred, like an old injury]
Grimm: Prof Mayhem! Presentable as always
Prof Mayhem: Lord Grimm, Lady Loathe. Wat a pleasant surprise. Jeopardy sweetie, go get the tea robot to bring us some tea n snacks for our guests, will u?
Jeopardy: ^^ Ok, daddy.
Wander: (stays close to Sylvia, trying not to look uneasy)
Prof Mayhem: Hmm? [sees Wander n Sylvia] N who might these new ppl be?
Grimm: Ah, this is my new bro-in-law, Hater's wife, n his friend Sylvia
Prof Mayhem: Hater? Who's Hater?
Loathe: My younger brother, middle child, the one who always used to hide ur glasses?
Prof Mayhem: [long thought later] Ooh! THAT Hater! Wow, its been yrs. I didn't knw he's bk
Wander: (swallows, doing best not to tremble)
Loathe: Oh yeah, he's bk. U were gone pretty long on ur trip to the space convention
Prof Mayhem: It was quite a fascinating trip, n we got held up by that planet's natural disaster, we couldn't help it [bent dwn to study Wander, since he's so tall] Pardon my asking, r u a Star Nomad?
Wander: U-uh...half...(is unable to stop trembling; Mayhem seemed nice but he couldn't help feeling uneasy somehow)
Prof Mayhem: Hmmm, interesting. I'd love to study a rare species like u... [circles ard him curiously]
Loathe: Prof, don't frighten the poor boy. Wat did we say abt biological experiments?
Prof Mayhem: [rolled his eyes n stood up] Fine, wat can I do u for?
Sylvia: [had kept her hold on Wander's hand tight the whole time, protecting the little Nomad frm this intimidating looking nerd]
Wander: (keeping distance from Mayhem as best as he could)
Grimm: We need ur help for some stealth mission. U see... [tells him the gist of wats going on] ...So yeah, we were wondering if u hv any gadgets that might be of use to us
Prof Mayhem: [rubbed his chin in deep thought] Actually I might hv THAT device still lying ard, n then some. Wait here while I get it. In the meantime, enjoy some tea. Thank u, dearie [patted Jeopardy's head wen she came bk with the "tea robot" pushing a trolley of snacks n tea before leaving the room]
Jeopardy: ^^
Wander: (keeping eye an Mayhem)
Grimm: Wats up, Wanda? U seem on edge
Wander: Is...he always like that?
Loathe: Always wat? [didn't seem bothered by the Prof]
Wander: Just...like this...? (feels Sylvia rub his back)
Grimm: Wat? Being a nerd? [wasn't phased either]
Sylvia: I think wat he means is scary, terrifying, intimidating
Loathe: Oh, that. Pfft, that's just how he looks. He's born with it. Sure, he got a bit of an accident on his horns frm one of his experiments, n he has had a bit of a weird fascination with biological experiments which involved dissection, but he's just a big bag of bones, nothing more
Wander: ... (nods, slowly)
Sylvia: Well if u say so
Grimm: Besides he's got a cute little daughter right here. How bad can he be? [petted Jeopardy]
Jeopardy: (giggle)
Wander: ... :) Yeah.
Prof Mayhem: [came bk 15mins later with a few gadgets in his arms] Sorry for the wait, guys. My gadget room is a bit of a clutter. Right, here are the things u need [sets the things dwn on the table]
Loathe: Ooh, I remember this one. I used to play practical jokes on my nemesis wen I was younger
Grimm: U mean Hollow? Oh yeah, she's such a bitch
Wander: (doesn't understand but doesn't really ask about it)
Jeopardy: Daddy, she swear!
Prof Mayhem: Language, guys, not in front of the kids
Grimm: Oops, sorry :p
Prof Mayhem: Alright, here we hv the Invisibility Helmet, self-explanatory. But here's a demo [gestures to Jeopardy] C'mere, sweetie. We're giving our guests a show-and-tell
Jeopardy: ^^ Okay.
Prof Mayhem: U just press the button here inside the helmet, then put it on [does so on Jeopardy, in which she immediately disappear into thin air, clothes n all] N tada~! Invisibility galore!
Wander: :o
Sylvia: Wow, that's pretty cool
Loathe: Cool, eh? Used that to sabotage my nemesis' beauty pageant. Let's just say it took her a week to file dwn her hideous overgrown horns (giggle)
Grimm: R u guys planning to go n leave the kids behind tho? Coz its gonna be a pretty dangerous mission
Sylvia: Gee, I never reli thought of that. I guess Awesome is right abt us staying
Wander: :(... I don't want to be the weakling anymore... staying behind worrying if Hatey would make it or not...
Loathe: At the cost of the kids? Is it reli worth it?
Sylvia: [thought abt it] I dunno...
Wander: ... We didn't come up with this plan for nothing...
Grimm: There must be some way we can go n not leave the kids behind
Prof Mayhem: Sorry, folks, I only got 3 of these lying ard, so u guys hv to decide who should wear it. But if u plan on bringing more ppl along, I suggest u fit in ur spacecraft with this [showed them a microchip] It works almost like the Invisibility Helmet, but instead of being fully invisible, it can camouflage the ship n hide its presence frm most radars
Loathe: Hmm, we do hv a kind of spacecraft that we use for spy warfare. It can latch onto an enemy ship like a bug n piggy bk on the ship as it goes its course
Grimm: Then we just need to install that chip into the ship n Bob's ur uncle!
Sylvia: That's actually a pretty good idea. That way we can bring the kids along as well. We just need to bring someone extra to look after the kids in the ship while we go incognito with our hubbies
Wander:... Sure it's okay to bring the kids along?
Loathe: Would u rather they stay here not knowing whether their mommies n daddies would make it or not? Its basically the same as ur situation. It wouldn't be fair, would it?
Wander:... (looks at Sylvia) We'd have to, won't we?
Sylvia: [shrugged] Its not even a choice there, buddy. If we leave them here, we're doing exactly wat our hubbies r doing. Double standard right there
Wander:...Whatever it takes.
Grimm: Wish we could join tho. Its a bummer that we can't help coz of our condition
Prof Mayhem: U wanna participate vicariously? Then this is where these come in [showed a bunch of watches n a couple of headsets] Its a VR Viewer. Here's a demo [looks for Jeopardy] Sweetie, where r u? Take off that helmet, we got another show and tell
Jeopardy: (pops up beside Mayhem) Boo. ^^
Prof Mayhem: Ah, u cheeky bones. C'mere, we need to show them the magic watch [puts the watch on Jeopardy's wrist] N I'll wear the magic headset [puts it on n flipped a couple of switches n dials] Now press the green button on the watch, sweetie
Jeopardy: (does so) ^^
Wander: (watches closely)
[The watch projects a hologram of Prof Mayhem that stands next to Jeopardy]
Prof Mayhem: N the fun thing is I can see wat u see, thru the headset that is connected to the WiFi of the watch, so while u can't physically touch stuff, u two can be there to help out ur friends wen they need ur expertise
Loathe: Wow, that is so cool~
Grimm: We can join u in ur journey after all, sorta
Wander: :)
Sylvia: So its settled then? Operation Stealthy are go?
Wander: Hopefully go.
Sylvia: All we need to do is let Brad in on this n hope he's fit enough to go with us
Wander: (nod) Right.
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Wander: (had been lying on the bed in the room he and Hater were still staying in, hands behind his head. When he noticed the Skeletor peeking in, he quickly turned away from him)
Hater: [peeked in, noticed Wander turning away frm him n felt bad as he entered quietly, then slowly sat dwn next to him n stroke his head] Hey, Wander...
Wander: >_> You took long enough...
Hater: Sorry, it's been a RELI long n crazy day. U wouldn't believe me if I told u...
Wander: ... (glances back)
Hater: [looked bk at him awkwardly] ....U reli wanna knw...?
Wander: Did you...sleep with anyone else...?
Hater: Ummm... [not sure how to put it in words] ...Its not reli "anyone else" per say...
Wander: (sits up, frowning) And Ryder assumes me to be that stupid. Going for out a week, not even caring that I can hint the smell of alcohol and sex on him...
Hater: Pls stop comparing me with Ryder. He's dead, n I didn't come here to lie to u. I just dunno how to explain without sounding crazy
Wander: ... ;( I was just worried that... you'd start preferring someone else besides me...
Hater: Oh Wander, my star... [hugged him close] I would never do that. Ur my wife, n the mother of our two beautiful litters. I would never leave u for the world. U knw that
Wander: (sighs, hugging him back)... ? "Wander 4 Life"? (has noticed the tattoo)
Hater: [groaned n rolled his eyes] I better start frm the beginning... [tells him everything, tho he tried to keep his threesome sex with Awesome n Peepers as vague as possible]
Wander: (blinks after hearing the whole thing)... Pfft, guess you guys really got carried away. (giggle)
Hater: Tell me abt it [groaned] Now I gotta make sure Peepers didn't knock me up. His species breeds like rabbits, regardless male or female
Wander: You better do that. (kisses his forehead)
(Meanwhile)
Awesome: ^^; Come on, Bumblebee, I can explain-
Sylvia: Oh yeah?! Like wat, u found some hussy named Cha-Cha n screw her like some kind of bachelor party fling?! How was she?! Was she better than me?!
Awesome: First off, she'd be too tiny for my taste, I wouldn't even know how to...do that. Second, are you really going to do this in front of the boys? (gesturing to Amazing and Pride)
Sylvia: [was fuming, then realized the boys were watching frm the playpen, then takes a deep breath to calm herself] Fine. Explain. But not here, not in front of the boys [made her way to the verandah, out of the twins earshot]
Awesome: ^^;;; Well, you see... (explains the gist of it)
Sylvia: [listened to every word, then raised a brow] U expect me to believe that?
Awesome: We have the camera if you don't believe that. >_> Only cause we're keeping it as a reminder to never do anything that stupid again.
Sylvia: [glared at him for a long while, then crossed her arms] The tattoo. Let's see it
Awesome: (swallows, pulling down his pants slightly to show her)
Sylvia: [looked at the bee tattoo he got on his butt, or more accurately towards his tail bone, then snorted a little before laughing] (rofl)
Awesome: O_O;;; (is a little befuddled of her reaction)
Sylvia: I guess I should be honoured, but to think that u guys went stupid drunk like that... Bwahahahaha (rofl)
Awesome: (blinks some more, before laughing himself) Yeah, we were that stupid. XD
Sylvia: First with me, now with the guys. U never learn, do u? [snorts as she put her arms ard his neck, bringing him close]
Awesome: ^^; I'm trying.
Sylvia: Well, at least u didn't do it with some hussy named Cha-Cha [leaned in to kiss his nose]
Awesome: Like I said, she'd be too small for me. ^///^
Sylvia: U bet she is. Ur two fellas here belong to me [leaned closer to kiss his lips, her hips gently grinding against Awesome's groin]
Awesome: o///o...hehe, yeah. (kisses her)
Sylvia: [grinned seductively as she pulled the drapes to cover the verandah view frm the boys, then pushed Awesome dwn onto the verandah couch n proceeded to make love with him]
[And meanwhile...]
Brad: [was in bed changing the twins' nappies, his face looking a little sulky]
*knock Knock Knock*
Peepers: (peeks in) Brad?
Brad: [glanced sideways at Peepers n muttered] Welcome bk, Master [still sulky face]
Peepers: ^^; (comes in, sits next to him)
Brad: [gave him the silent treatment as he continued to finish up with changing the twins' nappies]
Peepers: (fiddles with thumbs)...Sorry for my absence.
Brad: [a long pause later] ....Doesn't matter. Ur the Master, u can do whatever u want
Peepers: No, Brad, really, I'd never do that to you-
Brad: It's fine. Its not that I'm worried abt u or anything. Its not like I stayed up all night wondering where u were n why u haven't come bk frm ur stupid dad party. Its not like I care or anything. Its not like I mind looking aftr the twins by myself all night n all day. Ur the Master, ur free to screw anyone u like, its not like I own u. U can do whatever the hell u like [not looking at him, his body was shaking as he was fighting tears, his emotions still a little reeling frm postnatal stress]
Peepers: :( ... (moves closer to him, hugging him)
Brad: Get away frm me! Don't touch me! I hate u! [but his body wasn't resisting his hug]
Peepers: (kisses hie forehead)... Do you really want to know hat happened?
Brad: ....Whatever [but his body language said "Yes"]
Peepers: (sighs, and explains the gist of what happend, trying to avoid that he had slept with Hater and Awesome)
Brad: [snort] That was pretty dumb
Peepers: ^^; Tell me about it... (shows the tattoo) But...does this mean anything to you? If not, I can remove it.
Brad: [blinked as he saw the tattoo, then remembered how Peepers always called him his "prince" n blushed] U don't hv to if u don't want to. Not that I like it or anything, but at least something to remind u not to do stupid things like that again [trailed his finger along those two words unconsciously]
Peepers: (flushes) So...we're good, then?
Brad: Not if u tell me who u slept with [met with Peepers' stare] I-Its not like I care or anything! I just need to knw so I don't get any disease if u wanna do it with me! That's all! [muttered] That n I can tell u did...
Peepers: (blinks) We were drunk, just started...doing stuff, but they will have themselves checked to make sure I didn't knock them up or anything like that.
Brad: They...? U mean u slept with Hater n Awesome?
Peepers: We were drunk, Brad. We didn't mean to. Honest.
Brad: ....Whatever [looked downwards, the tears he fought bk finally trickled out, dripping some on the twins]
Arthur: :( ?
Maria: :O ...(paws at Brad) ...M...
Peepers: ?
Brad: [hastily wiped his tears away, not wanting Peepers to see him cry, or care]
Maria: M...Mmm...
Peepers: Brad...
Brad: ...Wat? [glared at Peepers a bit]
Peepers: (gestures to Maria)
Maria: M...;( Mama...?
Peepers: :O
Brad: [gasped] D-Did she just...?
Maria: (hugs Brad) Mama...mama...
Peepers:...She did.
Brad: Oh, oh my little sweetie [hugged her bk, sniffling happily] But... But she's only 2 days old. How could she...?
Peepers: I don't know either... (hugs Brad again) But...you're happy, aren't you? (getting happy tears himself)
Brad: Yeah... Yeah, I'm happy... [had a genuine smile on his face despite his tears, looking almost beautiful in Peepers' eye]
Peepers: (flushes from the sight, takes Brad's face and kisses gently)
Brad: [was surprised a little, but slowly ease into the kiss, amusing the twins]
Arthur & Maria: (smile, cooing at their parents' happiness)
Hater: [peeked in, noticed Wander turning away frm him n felt bad as he entered quietly, then slowly sat dwn next to him n stroke his head] Hey, Wander...
Wander: >_> You took long enough...
Hater: Sorry, it's been a RELI long n crazy day. U wouldn't believe me if I told u...
Wander: ... (glances back)
Hater: [looked bk at him awkwardly] ....U reli wanna knw...?
Wander: Did you...sleep with anyone else...?
Hater: Ummm... [not sure how to put it in words] ...Its not reli "anyone else" per say...
Wander: (sits up, frowning) And Ryder assumes me to be that stupid. Going for out a week, not even caring that I can hint the smell of alcohol and sex on him...
Hater: Pls stop comparing me with Ryder. He's dead, n I didn't come here to lie to u. I just dunno how to explain without sounding crazy
Wander: ... ;( I was just worried that... you'd start preferring someone else besides me...
Hater: Oh Wander, my star... [hugged him close] I would never do that. Ur my wife, n the mother of our two beautiful litters. I would never leave u for the world. U knw that
Wander: (sighs, hugging him back)... ? "Wander 4 Life"? (has noticed the tattoo)
Hater: [groaned n rolled his eyes] I better start frm the beginning... [tells him everything, tho he tried to keep his threesome sex with Awesome n Peepers as vague as possible]
Wander: (blinks after hearing the whole thing)... Pfft, guess you guys really got carried away. (giggle)
Hater: Tell me abt it [groaned] Now I gotta make sure Peepers didn't knock me up. His species breeds like rabbits, regardless male or female
Wander: You better do that. (kisses his forehead)
(Meanwhile)
Awesome: ^^; Come on, Bumblebee, I can explain-
Sylvia: Oh yeah?! Like wat, u found some hussy named Cha-Cha n screw her like some kind of bachelor party fling?! How was she?! Was she better than me?!
Awesome: First off, she'd be too tiny for my taste, I wouldn't even know how to...do that. Second, are you really going to do this in front of the boys? (gesturing to Amazing and Pride)
Sylvia: [was fuming, then realized the boys were watching frm the playpen, then takes a deep breath to calm herself] Fine. Explain. But not here, not in front of the boys [made her way to the verandah, out of the twins earshot]
Awesome: ^^;;; Well, you see... (explains the gist of it)
Sylvia: [listened to every word, then raised a brow] U expect me to believe that?
Awesome: We have the camera if you don't believe that. >_> Only cause we're keeping it as a reminder to never do anything that stupid again.
Sylvia: [glared at him for a long while, then crossed her arms] The tattoo. Let's see it
Awesome: (swallows, pulling down his pants slightly to show her)
Sylvia: [looked at the bee tattoo he got on his butt, or more accurately towards his tail bone, then snorted a little before laughing] (rofl)
Awesome: O_O;;; (is a little befuddled of her reaction)
Sylvia: I guess I should be honoured, but to think that u guys went stupid drunk like that... Bwahahahaha (rofl)
Awesome: (blinks some more, before laughing himself) Yeah, we were that stupid. XD
Sylvia: First with me, now with the guys. U never learn, do u? [snorts as she put her arms ard his neck, bringing him close]
Awesome: ^^; I'm trying.
Sylvia: Well, at least u didn't do it with some hussy named Cha-Cha [leaned in to kiss his nose]
Awesome: Like I said, she'd be too small for me. ^///^
Sylvia: U bet she is. Ur two fellas here belong to me [leaned closer to kiss his lips, her hips gently grinding against Awesome's groin]
Awesome: o///o...hehe, yeah. (kisses her)
Sylvia: [grinned seductively as she pulled the drapes to cover the verandah view frm the boys, then pushed Awesome dwn onto the verandah couch n proceeded to make love with him]
[And meanwhile...]
Brad: [was in bed changing the twins' nappies, his face looking a little sulky]
*knock Knock Knock*
Peepers: (peeks in) Brad?
Brad: [glanced sideways at Peepers n muttered] Welcome bk, Master [still sulky face]
Peepers: ^^; (comes in, sits next to him)
Brad: [gave him the silent treatment as he continued to finish up with changing the twins' nappies]
Peepers: (fiddles with thumbs)...Sorry for my absence.
Brad: [a long pause later] ....Doesn't matter. Ur the Master, u can do whatever u want
Peepers: No, Brad, really, I'd never do that to you-
Brad: It's fine. Its not that I'm worried abt u or anything. Its not like I stayed up all night wondering where u were n why u haven't come bk frm ur stupid dad party. Its not like I care or anything. Its not like I mind looking aftr the twins by myself all night n all day. Ur the Master, ur free to screw anyone u like, its not like I own u. U can do whatever the hell u like [not looking at him, his body was shaking as he was fighting tears, his emotions still a little reeling frm postnatal stress]
Peepers: :( ... (moves closer to him, hugging him)
Brad: Get away frm me! Don't touch me! I hate u! [but his body wasn't resisting his hug]
Peepers: (kisses hie forehead)... Do you really want to know hat happened?
Brad: ....Whatever [but his body language said "Yes"]
Peepers: (sighs, and explains the gist of what happend, trying to avoid that he had slept with Hater and Awesome)
Brad: [snort] That was pretty dumb
Peepers: ^^; Tell me about it... (shows the tattoo) But...does this mean anything to you? If not, I can remove it.
Brad: [blinked as he saw the tattoo, then remembered how Peepers always called him his "prince" n blushed] U don't hv to if u don't want to. Not that I like it or anything, but at least something to remind u not to do stupid things like that again [trailed his finger along those two words unconsciously]
Peepers: (flushes) So...we're good, then?
Brad: Not if u tell me who u slept with [met with Peepers' stare] I-Its not like I care or anything! I just need to knw so I don't get any disease if u wanna do it with me! That's all! [muttered] That n I can tell u did...
Peepers: (blinks) We were drunk, just started...doing stuff, but they will have themselves checked to make sure I didn't knock them up or anything like that.
Brad: They...? U mean u slept with Hater n Awesome?
Peepers: We were drunk, Brad. We didn't mean to. Honest.
Brad: ....Whatever [looked downwards, the tears he fought bk finally trickled out, dripping some on the twins]
Arthur: :( ?
Maria: :O ...(paws at Brad) ...M...
Peepers: ?
Brad: [hastily wiped his tears away, not wanting Peepers to see him cry, or care]
Maria: M...Mmm...
Peepers: Brad...
Brad: ...Wat? [glared at Peepers a bit]
Peepers: (gestures to Maria)
Maria: M...;( Mama...?
Peepers: :O
Brad: [gasped] D-Did she just...?
Maria: (hugs Brad) Mama...mama...
Peepers:...She did.
Brad: Oh, oh my little sweetie [hugged her bk, sniffling happily] But... But she's only 2 days old. How could she...?
Peepers: I don't know either... (hugs Brad again) But...you're happy, aren't you? (getting happy tears himself)
Brad: Yeah... Yeah, I'm happy... [had a genuine smile on his face despite his tears, looking almost beautiful in Peepers' eye]
Peepers: (flushes from the sight, takes Brad's face and kisses gently)
Brad: [was surprised a little, but slowly ease into the kiss, amusing the twins]
Arthur & Maria: (smile, cooing at their parents' happiness)
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[the gang soon went on a long roadtrip to memory lane, where they find out abt Peepers stealing ducks frm a midnight flea market (thus "fuck the ducks" moment); Hater getting suckerpunched by a guy at one of the clubs for trashing his club with his impromptu food and booze fight; Awesome being approached by a drug dealer who high-fived him for buying his stash (which was one of the reasons they got so stupid drunk n high coz of the party drugs); the trio for swiping motorbikes frm a gang of bikers n driving them dwn into the lake in Green District (they got beat up n had to pay for the damages); and finally almost got in trouble with the law bcoz they graffiti-ed the police station n their cars]
Hater: [groaned] All tht, n we still hv no sign of Cha-Cha
Giant: I swear, if Cha-Cha is hurt in anyway... [cracked his knuckles]
Awesome: ^^; We're still on it, bro.
??: Did someone say Cha-Cha?
Peepers & Awesome: ??
[a teenage female Skeletor showed up carrying something small with both her hands n she was walking quite carefully, as if she was afraid of dropping it]
Teenager: U guys dropped by at my mother's food truck area n ordered a ton of hot dogs n kebabs n u forgot ur friend here. Poor girl had to sleep in my doll house last night n I had to use all my facial cotton just to keep her frm breaking
Giant: OOH~~!! CHA-CHA! MY CHA-CHA! MY DEAR WIFEY CHA-CHA!! [gently takes the small thing n cradles her close to his face] Ooh, I was soooo worried abt u!!
Hater: [stared for a moment] U married a Porcelainian?
Awesome & Peepers: :o
Giant: Wat? U got a problem with tht??
Hater: How r u evn gonna... Nvm, I dont wanna knw [was gonna ask how were they gonna hv their sexy time or hv kids bt decided against it]
Awesome: ^^; I don't wanna know either.
Peepers: Now that that's been settled and all...
Hater: I'm still curious how did we end up with her tho n not break her
Giant: [listened in to Cha-Cha whisper to his ear] She told me tht u guys broke into my house, screaming "Ooohh, pretty dolly", stuffed her in a fanny pack n brought her for a joyride in the bikes u stole frm the biker gang. She almost drowned wen u drove the bikes into the lake before u got to tht food truck plc n she escaped n hid in one of ur cups. It was pure luck the fanny pack had tissue paper in it tht she didnt break [glared at Peepers n Awesome]
Awesome: O_O;;;
Peepers: We apologize about that, and... (leans into Giant's hand to get better look) apologize to you too, ma'am.
Cha-Cha: [humphed n turned her bk at Peepers, pouting]
Hater: We better get bk to the hotel to give the owner bk his pet
Awesome: Right-o.
[the gang made it bk to the hotel where the giant skeletor's lackeys were waiting]
Hater: [made his way to the closet, which was barricaded by a table, n opened it to reveal the Basilisk to the owner]
Owner: :O Oh, Buttercup~ (scoops up his pet) ^^ Thank goodness, my baby's alright. (heart)
Giant: We got Cha-Cha, lets go
Medium guy#1: Thank goodness, boss. Hey, glad ur bk, madam
Medium guy#2: Lets go home
Awesome: Take care, dudes.
Peepers: Indeed.
Hater: Sorry abt the trouble again [sent them off, then closed the door on them n sigh] Uuuuggghhh~~~ Wat a long day
Awesome: -_- Tell me about it.
Peepers: Can we please just go back home now?
Hater: Just wondering, remember u told me u had someone take a vid of u guys being stupid drunk n got hitched, right? Do u still keep it, Awesome?
Awesome: Yes...?
Hater: I vote [took out the camera] Tht we keep this as well, as a reminder tht we will nvr get stupid drunk like this the nxt time we wanna celebrate something
Awesome: ...Fair enough.
Peepers: (nods, agreeing)
Hater: Of course, our wives can nvr see these [takes out the memory card n pocketed it] Tht'll be so embarrassing
Peepers: And they'd never let us forget it.
Hater: [looked ard the trashed plc in the suite] Man, must've been quite a night last night. We are so going Dutch on paying for this mess. I've already exhausted my card paying for the damages we did last night
Awesome: Clean up and then get outta here?
Hater: [thought abt it] ....Yeah, why not? We can't get any later than we already are anyways
Awesome: Think so? (points out all the missed calls he got from Sylvia on his phone)
Hater: ^^;; Yeah, let's wash up n go,we'll let the housekeeping deal with this. Just pay whatever fine they give us. Its not like we can't afford it...sorta
Peepers: Indeed.
[The trio took a long hot shower to cleaned up n got dressed, paid the fine n the cleaning fees (by going dutch) before driving bk to the mansion. Needless to say Sylvia was at the door waiting]
Sylvia: U got a lot of explaining to do, Fish Face!
Awesome: o.o;;; Yikes. Uh...Hey, Bumblebee. ^^;
Sylvia: [grabs him by the fin like a naughty child as soon as he steps out of the car n dragged him indoors] N YOU better go to Brad, Peeps! Hes not happy either!
Peepers: O_O;;; Yes ma'am. (runs off to find Brad)
(Wander was nowhere to be seen)
Hater: [blinked n looked ard, then thought maybe he was with the litter n went to find him there]
Hater: [groaned] All tht, n we still hv no sign of Cha-Cha
Giant: I swear, if Cha-Cha is hurt in anyway... [cracked his knuckles]
Awesome: ^^; We're still on it, bro.
??: Did someone say Cha-Cha?
Peepers & Awesome: ??
[a teenage female Skeletor showed up carrying something small with both her hands n she was walking quite carefully, as if she was afraid of dropping it]
Teenager: U guys dropped by at my mother's food truck area n ordered a ton of hot dogs n kebabs n u forgot ur friend here. Poor girl had to sleep in my doll house last night n I had to use all my facial cotton just to keep her frm breaking
Giant: OOH~~!! CHA-CHA! MY CHA-CHA! MY DEAR WIFEY CHA-CHA!! [gently takes the small thing n cradles her close to his face] Ooh, I was soooo worried abt u!!
Hater: [stared for a moment] U married a Porcelainian?
Awesome & Peepers: :o
Giant: Wat? U got a problem with tht??
Hater: How r u evn gonna... Nvm, I dont wanna knw [was gonna ask how were they gonna hv their sexy time or hv kids bt decided against it]
Awesome: ^^; I don't wanna know either.
Peepers: Now that that's been settled and all...
Hater: I'm still curious how did we end up with her tho n not break her
Giant: [listened in to Cha-Cha whisper to his ear] She told me tht u guys broke into my house, screaming "Ooohh, pretty dolly", stuffed her in a fanny pack n brought her for a joyride in the bikes u stole frm the biker gang. She almost drowned wen u drove the bikes into the lake before u got to tht food truck plc n she escaped n hid in one of ur cups. It was pure luck the fanny pack had tissue paper in it tht she didnt break [glared at Peepers n Awesome]
Awesome: O_O;;;
Peepers: We apologize about that, and... (leans into Giant's hand to get better look) apologize to you too, ma'am.
Cha-Cha: [humphed n turned her bk at Peepers, pouting]
Hater: We better get bk to the hotel to give the owner bk his pet
Awesome: Right-o.
[the gang made it bk to the hotel where the giant skeletor's lackeys were waiting]
Hater: [made his way to the closet, which was barricaded by a table, n opened it to reveal the Basilisk to the owner]
Owner: :O Oh, Buttercup~ (scoops up his pet) ^^ Thank goodness, my baby's alright. (heart)
Giant: We got Cha-Cha, lets go
Medium guy#1: Thank goodness, boss. Hey, glad ur bk, madam
Medium guy#2: Lets go home
Awesome: Take care, dudes.
Peepers: Indeed.
Hater: Sorry abt the trouble again [sent them off, then closed the door on them n sigh] Uuuuggghhh~~~ Wat a long day
Awesome: -_- Tell me about it.
Peepers: Can we please just go back home now?
Hater: Just wondering, remember u told me u had someone take a vid of u guys being stupid drunk n got hitched, right? Do u still keep it, Awesome?
Awesome: Yes...?
Hater: I vote [took out the camera] Tht we keep this as well, as a reminder tht we will nvr get stupid drunk like this the nxt time we wanna celebrate something
Awesome: ...Fair enough.
Peepers: (nods, agreeing)
Hater: Of course, our wives can nvr see these [takes out the memory card n pocketed it] Tht'll be so embarrassing
Peepers: And they'd never let us forget it.
Hater: [looked ard the trashed plc in the suite] Man, must've been quite a night last night. We are so going Dutch on paying for this mess. I've already exhausted my card paying for the damages we did last night
Awesome: Clean up and then get outta here?
Hater: [thought abt it] ....Yeah, why not? We can't get any later than we already are anyways
Awesome: Think so? (points out all the missed calls he got from Sylvia on his phone)
Hater: ^^;; Yeah, let's wash up n go,we'll let the housekeeping deal with this. Just pay whatever fine they give us. Its not like we can't afford it...sorta
Peepers: Indeed.
[The trio took a long hot shower to cleaned up n got dressed, paid the fine n the cleaning fees (by going dutch) before driving bk to the mansion. Needless to say Sylvia was at the door waiting]
Sylvia: U got a lot of explaining to do, Fish Face!
Awesome: o.o;;; Yikes. Uh...Hey, Bumblebee. ^^;
Sylvia: [grabs him by the fin like a naughty child as soon as he steps out of the car n dragged him indoors] N YOU better go to Brad, Peeps! Hes not happy either!
Peepers: O_O;;; Yes ma'am. (runs off to find Brad)
(Wander was nowhere to be seen)
Hater: [blinked n looked ard, then thought maybe he was with the litter n went to find him there]
Broken Pieces-Chp97
[The guys, in fact, had been partying like crazy, frm sun up to sun dwn, n the next morning, the trio found themselves in a very foreign plc]
Hater: Nnnhhh...? [slowly stirs, realizing he was half naked inside a bath tub with a tutu ard his waist n his boxers over his head] W-Where the hell...am I...?
Awesome: (upside down against the couch) =3= I no wanna feed Grandpa bacon while he's in the bathtub...
Peepers: (has a lampshade on his head)
Hater: [slowly gets up n crawls out of the tub, groaning frm a headache] Oohh, my head... How much did we drink last night...? [lost his balance n smacked onto the floor facefirst] Aaggghhh...!!
Peepers: >< Ugh...Sir...?
Awesome: (shakes his head a little) >< My head's killing me...
Hater: [groaned as the fall dislocated his jaw a little. Slowly gets up n reattached his jaw before he shuffled out of the bathroom he's in, then his eyes slowly adjusted to see the huge mess he made] Wat in the name of anything holy just happened here...?
Peepers: Can't...remember...anything...
Awesome: Ditto...
Hater: Oh cripes, wat time is it... Wat DAY is it? [massaged his throbbing head] N why does my ass feel so sore?
Awesome: ... (recalls something) Oh...gob... o///o
Peepers: H-huh...?
Hater: Wat...? [hobbles to the nearest sink grab a glass of water]
Awesome: (flushing)...Not again, not again, not again! >///<
Hater: Wat? Wat? Wat is it?! [groaned as he felt like his head was splitting wen he raised his voice] Guuuhhh...
Awesome:...I think...I think we just...
Peepers: (blinks more awake, noticing he was holding a camera)
Hater: [blinked] Is that a camera ur holding? Quick, we gotta see wats in it, maybe it'll tell us wat happened
Peepers: (looks through a few pictures...going fully red...) Here, you take it. o///o
Awesome: (looks with Hater)
Hater: [was abt to look at it wen there was a sudden pounding on the door]
??: Yo! Anyone here?! U better be in there n hv her in one piece or u will be very, very sorry!!
Awesome: O_O Aw crap.
Peepers: What do we do? o.o
Hater: One of u go answer the door. I need to find us some hangover pills to clear my head... Ugh... [made his way bk to the bathroom to see if it has a medicine cabinet]
Awesome: (rubs his head, walking over and answering) Uh...Hey. ^^;
[It was a hulking Skeletor almost the size of Fury standing there with a couple of medium-sized Skeletors, all dressed in leather]
Giant: Where is she?! Where did u keep her, u son of a pox?!
Awesome: O_O; Wh-who...?
Giant: Cha-Cha! Where is my Cha-Cha??
Medium guy#1: She'd better be here or our boss ain't gonna be happy
Hater: Umm.... Is this Cha-Cha? [he had made a wrong turn to the closet n was pointing into it with a shaky hand, his face terrified]
Peepers: Oh boy... =_=
[Inside the closet was a huge Basilisk snake with diamond patterns, hissing at the gang]
Giant: That ain't Cha-Cha! Wats a froppin' Basilisk doing in ur closet??
Awesome: O_O...Look, s-sir, we...we don't recall everything that's happened, so...
Giant: Ya ain't giving me that drunken haze shit! Imma following u till we find Cha-Cha! [turns to his crew] U boys stay here in case Cha-Cha comes bk! [tosses them the keys to Hater's vehicle] N we're holding ur car hostage for this. C'mon, let's go! My car's up front
Hater: Oh boy, better do as he says, but first can we just look thru our camera to get some leads?
Giant: Ugh, fine! Be quick abt it!
Peepers: >_< I'd rather not look.
Awesome: (looks with Hater through the camera's last night photos)
[Skimming thru the pics starting frm the oldest, there were a series of misadventures, starting with mild ones like food n drinks at a local restaurant (a bunch of selfies including with the waiters n waitresses), then to the local department store where the trio bought a bunch of baby items for Peepers, then to another restaurant for food n drinks, then it was a bunch of different night clubs partying like crazy, then the rest of the shots were kinda blurry (tho a few clear shots in btwn), as if whoever took it is too drunk to focus the camera, but the blur shots seem to hint that they went to a bunch of plcs unrelated to the clubs, then bk to the plc they were staying right now, which is a 6-star hotel, penthouse suite where they had a wild party with a bunch of Skeletors n aliens alike, n finally the last few shots were of a bit of an orgy in which whoever was holding the camera took a shot of the trio screwing each other, with the last photo of Hater n Peepers doing a reverse cowboy on Awesome's dual cock]
Giant: Dang, y'all nasty~
Hater: Oh fropping gob.... O////O
Awesome; =////= This again.
Peepers: >////<
Hater: Ur screwing me too, Peepers! U better not knock me up! Ur species is friggin dangerous wen it comes to reproducing!!
Peepers: I didn't know what was going on at that time!!
Hater: How the heck did we get so far off track? Wat the hell happened here??
Giant: Hate to burst ur bubble, but u see anything that leads me to my Cha-Cha??
Awesome: Who's Cha-Cha? None of us recall a Cha-Cha...?
Hater: Uugghh, lets see... [browsed thru the blur photos n caught something that looked like a huge neon sign] Maybe this might lead us to a clue? U knw this spot
Giant: Yeah, that's ard the Blue District, but there's a whole bunch of buildings there with that kind of neon sign
Hater: Then we'll just hv to go there n search one by one
Awesome: Ugh, we have to now...?
Peepers: D-didn't we have a mission for something else...?
Giant: Yes, now! My Cha-Cha might be in danger coz of u dolts!!
Hater: I'm kinda fuzzy abt that, Peeps, but we better do as he says or else we might end up even worse off
Medium guy #2: Uhh, boss, wat abt the Basilisk in the closet?
Giant: Just shove something heavy n trap it there
Awesome: (sigh) ... Let's just get this over with...
[the trio n the giant Skeletor left the suite n while they were leaving, they saw the hotel staff trying to clean up the mini fountain which is the center piece of the hotel lounge tht seemed to be filled with soap suds n wine bottles n a bunch of sofas frm the hotel lounge couch. The trio quickly covered their faces to avoid being caught n speed-walked to the parking lot to get into the giant Skeletor's car]
Hater: Alright. Lets go to the Blue District then
Awesome: Let's make it snappy.
Peepers: Indeed.
[Awesome's cell phone rang, showing Sylvia's caller ID]
Awesome: Uh... (answers) ^^; Hi, Bumblebee...
Sylvia: Yo, Fish Face, where are u? We just got, like, a whole ton of packages filled with baby stuff. Whose is it?
Hater: Oh boy, I must've charged the department store to send the stuff we bought for Peepers to my mansion. No wonder I don't see any lying ard in the suite
Awesome: ^^; Also long story short, we got ourselves drunk and on some random mission to find this Cha Cha.
Wander: (tapping foot) Is Hater there too...?
Sylvia: U got stupid drunk again?? Who's Cha-Cha?? I better not find out that u screwed some hussy n knock her up!!
Hater: [grabs the phone] Sorry, ur breaking up! Gotta go! [hangs up] Phew! Not in a mood to deal with interrogating wives right now
Awesome: Tell me about it...
Wander: (facepalm)
Sylvia: Wha--? He hung up on me, that bloody old bag of bones...!! (angry)
[The trio soon made it to the Blue District, n they all scanned the area looking for the neon sign]
Peepers: (Looks)...Sir, up there!
[The gang looked out to see the neon sign that matches the picture the best]
Hater: Bodyprintz 4 Life? That is no good...
Awesome: How so?
Giant: That's a tattoo shop, yo. Cha-Cha better not be there! She's too delicate for tattoos!
Hater: Let's pray to gob she isn't [exits the car n entered the store]
Awesome & Peepers: (follow)
[Inside, they see a Skeletor tattoo master doing a tattoo for another Skeletor]
Tattoo master: Yo guys! Back for more? Or u want another touch up?
Awesome: ^^; No...? We're looking for someone named Cha Cha?
Tattoo master: Sorry, dunno any Cha-Cha. But u guys had some rad tattoos, man, which u still owe me a bit of dough, btw
Hater: Wat?? Where?? [tries to look abt his body to find a tattoo]
Peepers: ... o.o Sir, your...
Hater: Wat? Where? Where??
Giant: Dude, right there [pointed at the bk of his head just near towards the bk of the neck] "Wander 4 Life" Wat does that mean?
Awesome: :O
Peepers: Oh boy...
Hater: [chk the mirror n let out a girly scream] Wat the--?? How the--??
Tattoo master: At least u didn't cry like a girl like him wen he got himself tattooed on the butt [gestured at Awesome]
Awesome: O_O I have one, too??
Tattoo master: All three of u got it. U got it on one of the most basics of basic areas tho [pointed at Peepers' chest]
Hater: Oh grob, do I want to knw wat kind of tattoo u got urselves?
Awesome: (looks)...A bee. o///o
Peepers: How did I get Prince Charming?...o//o Oh that's right.
Tattoo master: Btw u still owe me some money. U only paid half for the stuff I did for u. U just threw a bunch of cash at me n made a run for it to that direction, screaming n hollering ur head off shouting "Fuck the ducks!!" Whatever that means
Hater: Err, do u accept card?
Tattoo master: [shrugged] Money is money [takes Hater's card]
Awesome: o.o... Pfft, one of us seriously said that? XD
Tattoo master: Yeah, I think it was ur pipsqueak friend there
Peepers: O_O;;;
Awesome:... (rofl)!!!
Hater: :D I knew u were crazy, Peeps. Didn't think u had it in ya
Giant: Its always the tiny ones
Peepers: >_<;;; I don't recall saying THAT!!
Hater's phone: *ring ring*
Hater: Wat now? [answers the phone] Hello?
Wander: Where ARE you, Hater? -__- By any chance you still stink of alcohol and sex?
Hater: Err... Maybe, maybe not? Look, I'll explain wen I get bk, I need to run a little lost and found errand first
Wander: And are Awesome and Peepers still with you? Sylvia and Brad aren't taking the absence so well.
Hater: Yes, they're still with me, they're in one piece... more or less [sees someone storming towards them] Wat is it this time? I gtg, I'll call u
Wander: (sighs) Fine... (hangs up)
Owner: What did you three do with my Buttercup?
Hater: Ehh? Who's Buttercup? {thinks: Not another chick again?}
Owner: My Buttercup, ya know, this? (holds up photo of a familiar Basilisk)
Hater: [looked at the photo] Oh, oh! That thing in our closet is urs?! How the heck did we end up with ur pet?
Owner: Oh I dunno...maybe of HIM? (pointing at Awesome)
Awesome: o_o; Huh, me?
Giant: U lose ur girl too, bub?
Hater: Look, we had a bit of a wild night last night n we can't remember anything. Can u tell us wat exactly did we do?
Owner: Your friend just randomly snatched my Buttercup, having the nerve of referring to her as Syl or something.
Awesome: O///O;;;
Hater: -__- U seriously thought that snake was ur wife, Awesome?
Awesome: A lot of things look the same when drunk! >_<
Owner: Do I get my pet back or what?
Hater: OK, OK, it's bk at my hotel, if u want it bk, u'll hv to ride with us, coz this guy is not gonna let us go until we find his Cha-Cha, whoevr the hell it is
Giant: Hey! Dont u diss my Cha-Cha!
Peepers: =__= Let's do this quickly so I can get some sleep.
Hater: Nnnhhh...? [slowly stirs, realizing he was half naked inside a bath tub with a tutu ard his waist n his boxers over his head] W-Where the hell...am I...?
Awesome: (upside down against the couch) =3= I no wanna feed Grandpa bacon while he's in the bathtub...
Peepers: (has a lampshade on his head)
Hater: [slowly gets up n crawls out of the tub, groaning frm a headache] Oohh, my head... How much did we drink last night...? [lost his balance n smacked onto the floor facefirst] Aaggghhh...!!
Peepers: >< Ugh...Sir...?
Awesome: (shakes his head a little) >< My head's killing me...
Hater: [groaned as the fall dislocated his jaw a little. Slowly gets up n reattached his jaw before he shuffled out of the bathroom he's in, then his eyes slowly adjusted to see the huge mess he made] Wat in the name of anything holy just happened here...?
Peepers: Can't...remember...anything...
Awesome: Ditto...
Hater: Oh cripes, wat time is it... Wat DAY is it? [massaged his throbbing head] N why does my ass feel so sore?
Awesome: ... (recalls something) Oh...gob... o///o
Peepers: H-huh...?
Hater: Wat...? [hobbles to the nearest sink grab a glass of water]
Awesome: (flushing)...Not again, not again, not again! >///<
Hater: Wat? Wat? Wat is it?! [groaned as he felt like his head was splitting wen he raised his voice] Guuuhhh...
Awesome:...I think...I think we just...
Peepers: (blinks more awake, noticing he was holding a camera)
Hater: [blinked] Is that a camera ur holding? Quick, we gotta see wats in it, maybe it'll tell us wat happened
Peepers: (looks through a few pictures...going fully red...) Here, you take it. o///o
Awesome: (looks with Hater)
Hater: [was abt to look at it wen there was a sudden pounding on the door]
??: Yo! Anyone here?! U better be in there n hv her in one piece or u will be very, very sorry!!
Awesome: O_O Aw crap.
Peepers: What do we do? o.o
Hater: One of u go answer the door. I need to find us some hangover pills to clear my head... Ugh... [made his way bk to the bathroom to see if it has a medicine cabinet]
Awesome: (rubs his head, walking over and answering) Uh...Hey. ^^;
[It was a hulking Skeletor almost the size of Fury standing there with a couple of medium-sized Skeletors, all dressed in leather]
Giant: Where is she?! Where did u keep her, u son of a pox?!
Awesome: O_O; Wh-who...?
Giant: Cha-Cha! Where is my Cha-Cha??
Medium guy#1: She'd better be here or our boss ain't gonna be happy
Hater: Umm.... Is this Cha-Cha? [he had made a wrong turn to the closet n was pointing into it with a shaky hand, his face terrified]
Peepers: Oh boy... =_=
[Inside the closet was a huge Basilisk snake with diamond patterns, hissing at the gang]
Giant: That ain't Cha-Cha! Wats a froppin' Basilisk doing in ur closet??
Awesome: O_O...Look, s-sir, we...we don't recall everything that's happened, so...
Giant: Ya ain't giving me that drunken haze shit! Imma following u till we find Cha-Cha! [turns to his crew] U boys stay here in case Cha-Cha comes bk! [tosses them the keys to Hater's vehicle] N we're holding ur car hostage for this. C'mon, let's go! My car's up front
Hater: Oh boy, better do as he says, but first can we just look thru our camera to get some leads?
Giant: Ugh, fine! Be quick abt it!
Peepers: >_< I'd rather not look.
Awesome: (looks with Hater through the camera's last night photos)
[Skimming thru the pics starting frm the oldest, there were a series of misadventures, starting with mild ones like food n drinks at a local restaurant (a bunch of selfies including with the waiters n waitresses), then to the local department store where the trio bought a bunch of baby items for Peepers, then to another restaurant for food n drinks, then it was a bunch of different night clubs partying like crazy, then the rest of the shots were kinda blurry (tho a few clear shots in btwn), as if whoever took it is too drunk to focus the camera, but the blur shots seem to hint that they went to a bunch of plcs unrelated to the clubs, then bk to the plc they were staying right now, which is a 6-star hotel, penthouse suite where they had a wild party with a bunch of Skeletors n aliens alike, n finally the last few shots were of a bit of an orgy in which whoever was holding the camera took a shot of the trio screwing each other, with the last photo of Hater n Peepers doing a reverse cowboy on Awesome's dual cock]
Giant: Dang, y'all nasty~
Hater: Oh fropping gob.... O////O
Awesome; =////= This again.
Peepers: >////<
Hater: Ur screwing me too, Peepers! U better not knock me up! Ur species is friggin dangerous wen it comes to reproducing!!
Peepers: I didn't know what was going on at that time!!
Hater: How the heck did we get so far off track? Wat the hell happened here??
Giant: Hate to burst ur bubble, but u see anything that leads me to my Cha-Cha??
Awesome: Who's Cha-Cha? None of us recall a Cha-Cha...?
Hater: Uugghh, lets see... [browsed thru the blur photos n caught something that looked like a huge neon sign] Maybe this might lead us to a clue? U knw this spot
Giant: Yeah, that's ard the Blue District, but there's a whole bunch of buildings there with that kind of neon sign
Hater: Then we'll just hv to go there n search one by one
Awesome: Ugh, we have to now...?
Peepers: D-didn't we have a mission for something else...?
Giant: Yes, now! My Cha-Cha might be in danger coz of u dolts!!
Hater: I'm kinda fuzzy abt that, Peeps, but we better do as he says or else we might end up even worse off
Medium guy #2: Uhh, boss, wat abt the Basilisk in the closet?
Giant: Just shove something heavy n trap it there
Awesome: (sigh) ... Let's just get this over with...
[the trio n the giant Skeletor left the suite n while they were leaving, they saw the hotel staff trying to clean up the mini fountain which is the center piece of the hotel lounge tht seemed to be filled with soap suds n wine bottles n a bunch of sofas frm the hotel lounge couch. The trio quickly covered their faces to avoid being caught n speed-walked to the parking lot to get into the giant Skeletor's car]
Hater: Alright. Lets go to the Blue District then
Awesome: Let's make it snappy.
Peepers: Indeed.
[Awesome's cell phone rang, showing Sylvia's caller ID]
Awesome: Uh... (answers) ^^; Hi, Bumblebee...
Sylvia: Yo, Fish Face, where are u? We just got, like, a whole ton of packages filled with baby stuff. Whose is it?
Hater: Oh boy, I must've charged the department store to send the stuff we bought for Peepers to my mansion. No wonder I don't see any lying ard in the suite
Awesome: ^^; Also long story short, we got ourselves drunk and on some random mission to find this Cha Cha.
Wander: (tapping foot) Is Hater there too...?
Sylvia: U got stupid drunk again?? Who's Cha-Cha?? I better not find out that u screwed some hussy n knock her up!!
Hater: [grabs the phone] Sorry, ur breaking up! Gotta go! [hangs up] Phew! Not in a mood to deal with interrogating wives right now
Awesome: Tell me about it...
Wander: (facepalm)
Sylvia: Wha--? He hung up on me, that bloody old bag of bones...!! (angry)
[The trio soon made it to the Blue District, n they all scanned the area looking for the neon sign]
Peepers: (Looks)...Sir, up there!
[The gang looked out to see the neon sign that matches the picture the best]
Hater: Bodyprintz 4 Life? That is no good...
Awesome: How so?
Giant: That's a tattoo shop, yo. Cha-Cha better not be there! She's too delicate for tattoos!
Hater: Let's pray to gob she isn't [exits the car n entered the store]
Awesome & Peepers: (follow)
[Inside, they see a Skeletor tattoo master doing a tattoo for another Skeletor]
Tattoo master: Yo guys! Back for more? Or u want another touch up?
Awesome: ^^; No...? We're looking for someone named Cha Cha?
Tattoo master: Sorry, dunno any Cha-Cha. But u guys had some rad tattoos, man, which u still owe me a bit of dough, btw
Hater: Wat?? Where?? [tries to look abt his body to find a tattoo]
Peepers: ... o.o Sir, your...
Hater: Wat? Where? Where??
Giant: Dude, right there [pointed at the bk of his head just near towards the bk of the neck] "Wander 4 Life" Wat does that mean?
Awesome: :O
Peepers: Oh boy...
Hater: [chk the mirror n let out a girly scream] Wat the--?? How the--??
Tattoo master: At least u didn't cry like a girl like him wen he got himself tattooed on the butt [gestured at Awesome]
Awesome: O_O I have one, too??
Tattoo master: All three of u got it. U got it on one of the most basics of basic areas tho [pointed at Peepers' chest]
Hater: Oh grob, do I want to knw wat kind of tattoo u got urselves?
Awesome: (looks)...A bee. o///o
Peepers: How did I get Prince Charming?...o//o Oh that's right.
Tattoo master: Btw u still owe me some money. U only paid half for the stuff I did for u. U just threw a bunch of cash at me n made a run for it to that direction, screaming n hollering ur head off shouting "Fuck the ducks!!" Whatever that means
Hater: Err, do u accept card?
Tattoo master: [shrugged] Money is money [takes Hater's card]
Awesome: o.o... Pfft, one of us seriously said that? XD
Tattoo master: Yeah, I think it was ur pipsqueak friend there
Peepers: O_O;;;
Awesome:... (rofl)!!!
Hater: :D I knew u were crazy, Peeps. Didn't think u had it in ya
Giant: Its always the tiny ones
Peepers: >_<;;; I don't recall saying THAT!!
Hater's phone: *ring ring*
Hater: Wat now? [answers the phone] Hello?
Wander: Where ARE you, Hater? -__- By any chance you still stink of alcohol and sex?
Hater: Err... Maybe, maybe not? Look, I'll explain wen I get bk, I need to run a little lost and found errand first
Wander: And are Awesome and Peepers still with you? Sylvia and Brad aren't taking the absence so well.
Hater: Yes, they're still with me, they're in one piece... more or less [sees someone storming towards them] Wat is it this time? I gtg, I'll call u
Wander: (sighs) Fine... (hangs up)
Owner: What did you three do with my Buttercup?
Hater: Ehh? Who's Buttercup? {thinks: Not another chick again?}
Owner: My Buttercup, ya know, this? (holds up photo of a familiar Basilisk)
Hater: [looked at the photo] Oh, oh! That thing in our closet is urs?! How the heck did we end up with ur pet?
Owner: Oh I dunno...maybe of HIM? (pointing at Awesome)
Awesome: o_o; Huh, me?
Giant: U lose ur girl too, bub?
Hater: Look, we had a bit of a wild night last night n we can't remember anything. Can u tell us wat exactly did we do?
Owner: Your friend just randomly snatched my Buttercup, having the nerve of referring to her as Syl or something.
Awesome: O///O;;;
Hater: -__- U seriously thought that snake was ur wife, Awesome?
Awesome: A lot of things look the same when drunk! >_<
Owner: Do I get my pet back or what?
Hater: OK, OK, it's bk at my hotel, if u want it bk, u'll hv to ride with us, coz this guy is not gonna let us go until we find his Cha-Cha, whoevr the hell it is
Giant: Hey! Dont u diss my Cha-Cha!
Peepers: =__= Let's do this quickly so I can get some sleep.
Tuesday, September 27, 2016
Broken Pieces-Chp96
[While Hater, Peepers n Awesome went on their dad's party, all the moms gathered in Brad's room to hv their own slumber party-ish celebration, surrounded by pillow forts, cushions, baby toys n playpens for the kids n a few trolley full of snacks n drinks for the moms]
Brad: Sorry I can't leave the bed, doc said I hv to hv bedrest coz of my surgery [was nursing the twins]
Wander: You do need the rest from all that. (murmers to himself) I know I did, too.
Sylvia: Oh yeah, don't worry abt it. We totally understand. There's plenty of room here to celebrate amongst ourselves. We need the bonding time neways
Loathe: Ooh, did u grow out ur hair, Brad? It looks longer than the last time I saw it
Brad: [blushed] Master said he likes my hair long, so...
Wander: Hehe. ^^ (Happy that Brad and Peepers are doing a little better on their relationship)
Loathe: Ooohh, I SO wanna braid it, can I, can I, can I?
Brad: [blushed harder] Pls don't...
Grimm: U might as well let her. She grew up with no sisters, n I'm always her guinea pig by wearing wigs for her to braid. There's no stopping her ^^;;
Wander: :) ...Anyways, you just rest up, Bradley.
Arthur & Maria: (yawn)...
Brad: Actually I'm kinda peckish, but lemme put the twins to bed first [rocked the both of them to sleep]
Loathe: [took the opportunity to start braiding Brad's hair since his arms r too busy to stop her]
Sylvia: So Wander n I are curious, ur body anatomy is basically skeleton in nature, so how does ur pregnancy work?
Wander: Kinda personal, isn't it, Syl?
Grimm: No, no, its alright, we're all family here. But its for ur eyes only, n maybe Terry [undid his robes to show that there was some kind of glowing orb almost shaped like a balloon that was connected towards the pelvic area] See? Its mostly held together by magic, so once the baby is born, this pouch orb will dissolve on its own
Sylvia: Ooh, fascinating. Is urs the same too, Loathe?
Loathe: Yup, but a smaller orb than his
Wander: Wow...
Brad: Ooh, interesting
Loathe: There! All done! [revealed she had done a French braid on Brad's hair]
Sylvia: Ahh~ that is so adorable! I'm showing this to Peepers! [took a pic of him n sent it to space chat]
Brad: Seriously u guys >\\\\<
Wander: (giggle) Okay, okay, fellas.
Sylvia: So now that ur the baby maker of the two, does that make u the hubby or the wifey, Grimm?
Grimm: Haven't reli decided yet, but most likely our roles r kinda reversed, tho Terry did say he still prefers to be the wifey
Wander: It seems to be something he's more comfortable with.
Brad: So where is Master?
Wander: Busy joining the Father's party with Hater and Awesome. ^^;
Sylvia: Heh, knowing Awesome, he's gonna party like its outta style
Loathe: They're gonna need to, considering wat they're gonna do soon
Brad: Do wat?
Wander: There's a chance they'll start drinking and probably do dumb things. Sound familiar, Syl? -3-
Sylvia: [rolled her eyes] Oh shut up
Grimm: Ooh, I suppose it has something to do with how u n Awesome got married n hv kids?
Sylvia: In a nutshell, yes -////-
Loathe: Actually I meant more abt wat they're gonna do soon, prolly a suicide mission or something
Brad: W-Wat do u mean?
Wander: Hmm...
Loathe: I prolly shouldn't worry u, but... [told him everything that they discussed that morning in the living room] Yeah. That's the gist of it
Brad: He... He's gonna track dwn the sorcerer...? For me...?
Wander: ...Peepers cares that much...but so does Hater...(making small fists)
Brad: I can't... I can't let him risk his life for me! He has no idea who he's dealing with! That guy is as dangerous as it comes. He didn't evade the Universe Guards for a decade without making powerful connections!
Loathe: Exactly wat I said, but they don't want us to tag along, they're worried abt us n the kids
Sylvia: C'mon, they should knw by now we can hold our own
Wander:...And I'm done being considered the weakling...the type who isn't able to fight back...(still making fists)
Sylvia: I'm sure u can fight bk, tho u hv to deal with ur DNA allergies
Wander: Even if so...I've held back certain frustrations long enough...
Brad: N I'm not abt to let Master go out there dealing with something he doesn't understand. I chose to be a professional hero first n foremost, its time I act like a real one
Sylvia: [scratched her chin] I guess we hv no choice then
Grimm: Huh?
Wander: You mean...?
Sylvia: We will hv to go Operation Stealthy
Brad: Operation Stealthy? [raised a brow]
Wander: (raises an eyebrow)...(blinks) You mean we'll have to...?
Sylvia: [rolled her eyes] We're gonna either secretly tail them or stowaway
Grimm: Ooh, sneaky ~~
Wander: But if they catch us...?
Loathe: I might be able to help with that. We'd hv to consult Prof Mayhem for that one
Grimm: Oohh~ U mean THAT device?
Loathe: Yup
Wander: ??
Sylvia: We're at a loss here
Loathe: We'll show u first thing tomorrow morning. Prof Mayhem is on vacation leave right noe, he'll be bk tomorrow
Grimm: But for now, let's hv something to eat [reaches for the trolley of snacks]
Sylvia: Wonder how the guys' party went...
Wander: Hopefully not being too drunk...
Brad: Sorry I can't leave the bed, doc said I hv to hv bedrest coz of my surgery [was nursing the twins]
Wander: You do need the rest from all that. (murmers to himself) I know I did, too.
Sylvia: Oh yeah, don't worry abt it. We totally understand. There's plenty of room here to celebrate amongst ourselves. We need the bonding time neways
Loathe: Ooh, did u grow out ur hair, Brad? It looks longer than the last time I saw it
Brad: [blushed] Master said he likes my hair long, so...
Wander: Hehe. ^^ (Happy that Brad and Peepers are doing a little better on their relationship)
Loathe: Ooohh, I SO wanna braid it, can I, can I, can I?
Brad: [blushed harder] Pls don't...
Grimm: U might as well let her. She grew up with no sisters, n I'm always her guinea pig by wearing wigs for her to braid. There's no stopping her ^^;;
Wander: :) ...Anyways, you just rest up, Bradley.
Arthur & Maria: (yawn)...
Brad: Actually I'm kinda peckish, but lemme put the twins to bed first [rocked the both of them to sleep]
Loathe: [took the opportunity to start braiding Brad's hair since his arms r too busy to stop her]
Sylvia: So Wander n I are curious, ur body anatomy is basically skeleton in nature, so how does ur pregnancy work?
Wander: Kinda personal, isn't it, Syl?
Grimm: No, no, its alright, we're all family here. But its for ur eyes only, n maybe Terry [undid his robes to show that there was some kind of glowing orb almost shaped like a balloon that was connected towards the pelvic area] See? Its mostly held together by magic, so once the baby is born, this pouch orb will dissolve on its own
Sylvia: Ooh, fascinating. Is urs the same too, Loathe?
Loathe: Yup, but a smaller orb than his
Wander: Wow...
Brad: Ooh, interesting
Loathe: There! All done! [revealed she had done a French braid on Brad's hair]
Sylvia: Ahh~ that is so adorable! I'm showing this to Peepers! [took a pic of him n sent it to space chat]
Brad: Seriously u guys >\\\\<
Wander: (giggle) Okay, okay, fellas.
Sylvia: So now that ur the baby maker of the two, does that make u the hubby or the wifey, Grimm?
Grimm: Haven't reli decided yet, but most likely our roles r kinda reversed, tho Terry did say he still prefers to be the wifey
Wander: It seems to be something he's more comfortable with.
Brad: So where is Master?
Wander: Busy joining the Father's party with Hater and Awesome. ^^;
Sylvia: Heh, knowing Awesome, he's gonna party like its outta style
Loathe: They're gonna need to, considering wat they're gonna do soon
Brad: Do wat?
Wander: There's a chance they'll start drinking and probably do dumb things. Sound familiar, Syl? -3-
Sylvia: [rolled her eyes] Oh shut up
Grimm: Ooh, I suppose it has something to do with how u n Awesome got married n hv kids?
Sylvia: In a nutshell, yes -////-
Loathe: Actually I meant more abt wat they're gonna do soon, prolly a suicide mission or something
Brad: W-Wat do u mean?
Wander: Hmm...
Loathe: I prolly shouldn't worry u, but... [told him everything that they discussed that morning in the living room] Yeah. That's the gist of it
Brad: He... He's gonna track dwn the sorcerer...? For me...?
Wander: ...Peepers cares that much...but so does Hater...(making small fists)
Brad: I can't... I can't let him risk his life for me! He has no idea who he's dealing with! That guy is as dangerous as it comes. He didn't evade the Universe Guards for a decade without making powerful connections!
Loathe: Exactly wat I said, but they don't want us to tag along, they're worried abt us n the kids
Sylvia: C'mon, they should knw by now we can hold our own
Wander:...And I'm done being considered the weakling...the type who isn't able to fight back...(still making fists)
Sylvia: I'm sure u can fight bk, tho u hv to deal with ur DNA allergies
Wander: Even if so...I've held back certain frustrations long enough...
Brad: N I'm not abt to let Master go out there dealing with something he doesn't understand. I chose to be a professional hero first n foremost, its time I act like a real one
Sylvia: [scratched her chin] I guess we hv no choice then
Grimm: Huh?
Wander: You mean...?
Sylvia: We will hv to go Operation Stealthy
Brad: Operation Stealthy? [raised a brow]
Wander: (raises an eyebrow)...(blinks) You mean we'll have to...?
Sylvia: [rolled her eyes] We're gonna either secretly tail them or stowaway
Grimm: Ooh, sneaky ~~
Wander: But if they catch us...?
Loathe: I might be able to help with that. We'd hv to consult Prof Mayhem for that one
Grimm: Oohh~ U mean THAT device?
Loathe: Yup
Wander: ??
Sylvia: We're at a loss here
Loathe: We'll show u first thing tomorrow morning. Prof Mayhem is on vacation leave right noe, he'll be bk tomorrow
Grimm: But for now, let's hv something to eat [reaches for the trolley of snacks]
Sylvia: Wonder how the guys' party went...
Wander: Hopefully not being too drunk...
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