Dominator: [drove them to where she was staying, which is a posh 6-star hotel, parked her car n called the room her SiC was staying]
Sylvia: H-hm? (tired) ... |-) Zzz
Dominator: Shh, it's OK [waiting for the SiC to pick up] C'mon, wake up, u idiot... |-(
Sic: (picks up) Yes ma'am, sir?
Dominator: Wat took u so long? Ugh, nvm, go wake up a couple of guys n get dwn here to the parking area. Need u to help carry someone
SiC: (nod) Yes, ma'am, sir.
Dominator: Good, chop chop [hangs up]
Sylvia: (snorts in her sleep) |-)
[a few minutes later...]
Dominator: [was drumming her fingers impatiently on the dashboard] |-(
???: Lord Dominator?
Dominator: [turns to see her SiC with some of her minions] Finally! [comes out of the car] Wat took u so long? >:C
Minion 1: ^^;; it was crowded.
Dominator: Crowded? In the middle of the night? Admit it, u guys r just sleeping on the job [opened the door of the passenger seat] Now help me carry her n her furball friend while I help them chk in to a room
Minions: Yes, ma'am, sir! (help with Wander and Sylvia)
Dominator: [made her way to the counter] Heya, need to chk in another room. Put it in my tab
Receptionist: Sure, ma'am. Wat room would u like?
Dominator: Don't care, any good one will do. Preferably near my room
Receptionist: Alright. One more penthouse suite it is then
Minions: :D
Dominator: :^) Wat r u so happy abt? It's for our new friend here [gestured at Sylvia n Wander] U guys go bk to sleep wherever the hell ur sleeping
Minions: ^^;; Yes ma'am, sir.
Dominator: [got the keys to the new room n led the way with her SiC n minions still carrying Sylvia n Wander following behind her]
Sylvia: |-) Zzz...
Wander: |-) Zzzzz...
[The group reaches the floor n Dominator opens the door with the key card]
Dominator: Take it easy there. Bring them to the bed. If any of u drop them, ur heads will roll :^)
Minions: (nod) (do so)
Sylvia: |-) ... Why couldn't she love me...?
Dominator: [blinked at upon hearing wat she said] Huh?
Sylvia: |-) I... I would've loved you like he had...
Dominator: [dismissed the minions as she tucked Sylvia n Wander in] Huh, looks like she's got an ex herself...
Wander: [was already dead to the world, sleeping like a log]
Sylvia: ... Would you love me, Dee...? |-)
Dominator: :| Woah, wait... Wat...? [was surprised at this]
Sylvia:... Screw what mom says... |-) Zzz...
Dominator: Huh... That was weird... [shrugged, puts the key card on the bedside table n left the suite to go bk to her room] Reli weird...
Sylvia: |-) (still in her sleep, unaware what she had mumbled out loud)
Friday, March 8, 2019
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Dominator: [caught up with Sylvia] So, ur furball friend doing OK?
Wander: Shtiiiiilllll can driiiiiiiink~~~
Sylvia: |-( Nooooo you caaaaan't.
Wander: Yeeessshhhh I caaaaaaaannnn
Dominator: Well, that's one shit-faced drunk if I say so myself ^^;;
SYlvia: Yeah, he normally doesn't get like this.
Dominator: Maybe he's got something reli bottled up stuff going on in his noggin
Sylvia: Yeah, something about maybe getting feelings for Hater but isn't so sure.
Dominator: Woah, wait, this furball has a thing for Bones?
Sylvia: ^^;; Well he was always trying to be his best frined and what not.
Dominator: Geez, I knew something was up wen Bones mentioned abt Wander being annoying all the time. I evn thought the furball was his ex
Sylvia: Pfft, as if. :^)
Dominator: So wen did it start being serious, this thing of his with Bones?
Sylvia: (think) When he took him shopping when he was dating you.
Dominator: Wow, tht must've been a hell of a shopping trip
Sylvia: Yup.
Dominator: Wonder if he'll remember drunk-dialing Bones wen he wakes up later
Wander: [has finally passed out aftr getting tired frm struggling] |-) Zzzzzzz....
Sylvia: Maybe, but with that upcoming headache, I don't think so.
Dominator: Heh, I guess ur right [stops in front of a posh-looking car] Here's my car. U wanna catch a ride with me to wherever ur staying?
Sylvia: (think) ... Sure, why not?
Dominator: Hop in then ;) [opens the door for her]
Sylvia: :$ (hops in, carrying Wander asleep in her arms)
Wander: Mmbgdhlhgidfhurll Hatey... Zzzzz.... |-)
Dominator: (giggle) [closed the door for her, got in the car n drove] So where do u stay ard here?
Sylvia: (tells their location)
Dominator: Huh, that's the motel nearby. Alright then, let's go [punches in the location in her GPS in her car n drove off]
Sylvia: (lies back in her seat, keeping one arm around Wander)
[the gang drove dwn to the motel where Sylvia n Wander were staying in]
Sylvia: (tired)
Dominator: [stops at the motel entrance n saw tht the motel looked pretty seedy n rundwn] Hmm... (shake) [got off the car without alerting the sleepy Sylvia, helped them chk out, n got bk in the car n drove away frm tht motel]
Sylvia: Hmm...? |-) Zzz...
Wander: Shtiiiiilllll can driiiiiiiink~~~
Sylvia: |-( Nooooo you caaaaan't.
Wander: Yeeessshhhh I caaaaaaaannnn
Dominator: Well, that's one shit-faced drunk if I say so myself ^^;;
SYlvia: Yeah, he normally doesn't get like this.
Dominator: Maybe he's got something reli bottled up stuff going on in his noggin
Sylvia: Yeah, something about maybe getting feelings for Hater but isn't so sure.
Dominator: Woah, wait, this furball has a thing for Bones?
Sylvia: ^^;; Well he was always trying to be his best frined and what not.
Dominator: Geez, I knew something was up wen Bones mentioned abt Wander being annoying all the time. I evn thought the furball was his ex
Sylvia: Pfft, as if. :^)
Dominator: So wen did it start being serious, this thing of his with Bones?
Sylvia: (think) When he took him shopping when he was dating you.
Dominator: Wow, tht must've been a hell of a shopping trip
Sylvia: Yup.
Dominator: Wonder if he'll remember drunk-dialing Bones wen he wakes up later
Wander: [has finally passed out aftr getting tired frm struggling] |-) Zzzzzzz....
Sylvia: Maybe, but with that upcoming headache, I don't think so.
Dominator: Heh, I guess ur right [stops in front of a posh-looking car] Here's my car. U wanna catch a ride with me to wherever ur staying?
Sylvia: (think) ... Sure, why not?
Dominator: Hop in then ;) [opens the door for her]
Sylvia: :$ (hops in, carrying Wander asleep in her arms)
Wander: Mmbgdhlhgidfhurll Hatey... Zzzzz.... |-)
Dominator: (giggle) [closed the door for her, got in the car n drove] So where do u stay ard here?
Sylvia: (tells their location)
Dominator: Huh, that's the motel nearby. Alright then, let's go [punches in the location in her GPS in her car n drove off]
Sylvia: (lies back in her seat, keeping one arm around Wander)
[the gang drove dwn to the motel where Sylvia n Wander were staying in]
Sylvia: (tired)
Dominator: [stops at the motel entrance n saw tht the motel looked pretty seedy n rundwn] Hmm... (shake) [got off the car without alerting the sleepy Sylvia, helped them chk out, n got bk in the car n drove away frm tht motel]
Sylvia: Hmm...? |-) Zzz...
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(meanwhile...)
Hater: (lay in his bedroom) :(
[his communicator rang]
Hater: (sighed and answered it) Yeah...?
Wander: Hi, Hatey~~ [his words were a little slurring, like he was drunk, n the background music of the bar was pretty loud]
Hater: :O What the- Wander? :|
Wander: Hiyeeee~~ How u doin?? :D
Hater: What do you want? :^) And are you... drunk?
Wander: Jussss a liiiiiiittle bit tipsy, no big deal, pffftt...!! Neways, I'm with Syl, we ran into ur laaaady friend n she left her comm here to dance with Syl sooooo I tot I'd call yoooooouuuu to see how u dooooiiiinnnn~~ :D
Hater: (facepalm) Ah geez...
Wander: Why did u break up with her? Hmmmm?? She not good enough for yoouuuu~~~? (hic)
Hater: She- she just had a weird body thing, that's all!
Wander: Oh, does that mean ur gonna diss meeeee bcoz I has a weird body tooooo~~??
Hater: O_O;; Wat? We're not even- Seriously?? > : (
Wander: Yah, seriously! Nobody kin be peeeeerfect like yooouu, u big dummy silly billy gumdrops! I has a weird body tooooo, does that mean u not gonna like me no more [randomly yelled at a passing waiter] Yo! Keep the beer coming!
Hater: (facepalm)
Wander: For ur information, Hatey-boo, ur missing out on the perfect ladyyyy! Now tht she's open market, my BFF is gonna take her on! I bet shhhhhheeee can handle Dom's weird bodyyyy~~ Pfffttt...!!! :P
Hater: :O Wha- WHY YOU LITTLE-?? > 8 (
Wander: AND ANOTHER THING!! [got his beer refill n chugged it dwn at one go, ordered a few more before continuing the conversation] Yoooouuu are a big big big BIG BIG dum-dum! U got a good thing coming! She's great for u! She's evil like u, she's a conqueror like u, she's pretty like u, she's perfect in every way, well, except her weird body, BUT THAT'S NOTHING!! Sheeeeee was prolly the greatest match for yoouuuu, AND U BLEW IT! Pffhahahahhaha~~
Hater: (was starting to get steamed from hearing this)
Wander: [burped out loud before continuing] Eheheheheh... A reli reli reli big dum-dum, I don't even know whyyyyy I fell in love with youuuuuu~~ [chugged another drink again]
Hater: :O H-huh??
Wander: Eheheheheh... buuuuuuut ur cute wen ur a dum-dum toooo, maybe that's the reason why I fell in love with u, eheheheh~~~ (hic)
Hater: (was dumbfounded, no clue what to say...)
Wander: But u don't love me, u don't even liiiike meeee... ;( Why do I still hv feelings for u even tho I know u don't like meeeee (sniff) U prefer ppl like ur lady friend over me, I'm nothing compared to them... I'm not even ur frie-heh-heh-heh-eeenddd~~ [starts ugly-crying] ;(
Hater: ^^;; Um, Wander, you can stop now...
Wander: I love u, grob dammit!! I love u n I don't even know why!! Why do I always fall for ppl who don't even give a crap abt meeee~~~!! [continues to ugly-crying while chugging dwn more beer] ;(
Hater: Wander, Wander, just put the beer down and take it easy...? Please? (worry)
Wander: Why?? So u can break my heart over n over again as u continue to want to destroy me n deny me friendship, or maybe try n date another hoe?? I bet u will get lucky with a more perfect girl who doesn't hv weird bits like Dominator or me!! ;( [doesn't realize he had already been chugging dwn half a dozen beer mugs littered all over the table]
Hater: Uh...
Wander: U don't care abt me! U don't even see me as a friend! Why should u care? ;( [was abt to chug another wen it got snatched away by Dominator]
Dominator: Geez, furball. I think u hv enough now [sees the communicator] Did... Did u just drunk-dial someone with my comm?? >:C
Hater: :O ... ^^;; H-hey, Dominator.
Sylvia: (also came up) :| Okay, buddy, I think you've had enough.
Dominator: Oi vey, u again |-(
Wander: No~~ I'm not done talking with Hatey yet! He's a big dummy n I need to show him wat for! ;( (angry) [was crying n being angry at the same time]
Sylvia: Come on, you... (tried to drag him away)
Dominator: Sorry u had to see that. We're gonna call it a night. U alright there, Bones?
Wander: [was starting to bawl as he clawed at the table, not wanting to leave, still trying to reach for his half-full mug]
Hater: No, I just... I still feel pretty bad for what happened between us... :(
Sylvia: (kept pulling him away) |-(
Dominator: Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out, part of it is my fault, I guess. I also feel like I might been stringing u along even tho my gut tells me that u might not be a good match for me. I mean, u don't even hv the stomach to do the things tht I do, n I should've ended it wen I saw it coming, bt I kept playing along with u just so I could get laid. I shouldn't have done that
Wander: [was hoisted over Sylvia's shoulder n he was bawling n kicking n screaming n ugly-crying all the way out of the bar]
Hater: So, um... We can still have a shot at being friends at least...? :)
Dominator: Probably. Fellow colleagues at best, since we're in the same business. Just don't go conquering on my turf n we're good
Hater: (nod) Gotcha.
Dominator: Right, gtg. This furball friend of urs reli overdid himself
Hater: Yeah, he did..
Dominator: No hard feelings then, Bones?
Hater: yeah... none at all. (nod)
Dominator: Right, cool, gtg then. Cya wen I cya [hangs up, paid the bill n joined Sylvia out of the bar]
Hater: (wave) ... (lay down) (thinks; Wander couldn't have meant all that...right? He was drunk...)
Hater: (lay in his bedroom) :(
[his communicator rang]
Hater: (sighed and answered it) Yeah...?
Wander: Hi, Hatey~~ [his words were a little slurring, like he was drunk, n the background music of the bar was pretty loud]
Hater: :O What the- Wander? :|
Wander: Hiyeeee~~ How u doin?? :D
Hater: What do you want? :^) And are you... drunk?
Wander: Jussss a liiiiiiittle bit tipsy, no big deal, pffftt...!! Neways, I'm with Syl, we ran into ur laaaady friend n she left her comm here to dance with Syl sooooo I tot I'd call yoooooouuuu to see how u dooooiiiinnnn~~ :D
Hater: (facepalm) Ah geez...
Wander: Why did u break up with her? Hmmmm?? She not good enough for yoouuuu~~~? (hic)
Hater: She- she just had a weird body thing, that's all!
Wander: Oh, does that mean ur gonna diss meeeee bcoz I has a weird body tooooo~~??
Hater: O_O;; Wat? We're not even- Seriously?? > : (
Wander: Yah, seriously! Nobody kin be peeeeerfect like yooouu, u big dummy silly billy gumdrops! I has a weird body tooooo, does that mean u not gonna like me no more [randomly yelled at a passing waiter] Yo! Keep the beer coming!
Hater: (facepalm)
Wander: For ur information, Hatey-boo, ur missing out on the perfect ladyyyy! Now tht she's open market, my BFF is gonna take her on! I bet shhhhhheeee can handle Dom's weird bodyyyy~~ Pfffttt...!!! :P
Hater: :O Wha- WHY YOU LITTLE-?? > 8 (
Wander: AND ANOTHER THING!! [got his beer refill n chugged it dwn at one go, ordered a few more before continuing the conversation] Yoooouuu are a big big big BIG BIG dum-dum! U got a good thing coming! She's great for u! She's evil like u, she's a conqueror like u, she's pretty like u, she's perfect in every way, well, except her weird body, BUT THAT'S NOTHING!! Sheeeeee was prolly the greatest match for yoouuuu, AND U BLEW IT! Pffhahahahhaha~~
Hater: (was starting to get steamed from hearing this)
Wander: [burped out loud before continuing] Eheheheheh... A reli reli reli big dum-dum, I don't even know whyyyyy I fell in love with youuuuuu~~ [chugged another drink again]
Hater: :O H-huh??
Wander: Eheheheheh... buuuuuuut ur cute wen ur a dum-dum toooo, maybe that's the reason why I fell in love with u, eheheheh~~~ (hic)
Hater: (was dumbfounded, no clue what to say...)
Wander: But u don't love me, u don't even liiiike meeee... ;( Why do I still hv feelings for u even tho I know u don't like meeeee (sniff) U prefer ppl like ur lady friend over me, I'm nothing compared to them... I'm not even ur frie-heh-heh-heh-eeenddd~~ [starts ugly-crying] ;(
Hater: ^^;; Um, Wander, you can stop now...
Wander: I love u, grob dammit!! I love u n I don't even know why!! Why do I always fall for ppl who don't even give a crap abt meeee~~~!! [continues to ugly-crying while chugging dwn more beer] ;(
Hater: Wander, Wander, just put the beer down and take it easy...? Please? (worry)
Wander: Why?? So u can break my heart over n over again as u continue to want to destroy me n deny me friendship, or maybe try n date another hoe?? I bet u will get lucky with a more perfect girl who doesn't hv weird bits like Dominator or me!! ;( [doesn't realize he had already been chugging dwn half a dozen beer mugs littered all over the table]
Hater: Uh...
Wander: U don't care abt me! U don't even see me as a friend! Why should u care? ;( [was abt to chug another wen it got snatched away by Dominator]
Dominator: Geez, furball. I think u hv enough now [sees the communicator] Did... Did u just drunk-dial someone with my comm?? >:C
Hater: :O ... ^^;; H-hey, Dominator.
Sylvia: (also came up) :| Okay, buddy, I think you've had enough.
Dominator: Oi vey, u again |-(
Wander: No~~ I'm not done talking with Hatey yet! He's a big dummy n I need to show him wat for! ;( (angry) [was crying n being angry at the same time]
Sylvia: Come on, you... (tried to drag him away)
Dominator: Sorry u had to see that. We're gonna call it a night. U alright there, Bones?
Wander: [was starting to bawl as he clawed at the table, not wanting to leave, still trying to reach for his half-full mug]
Hater: No, I just... I still feel pretty bad for what happened between us... :(
Sylvia: (kept pulling him away) |-(
Dominator: Look, I'm sorry things didn't work out, part of it is my fault, I guess. I also feel like I might been stringing u along even tho my gut tells me that u might not be a good match for me. I mean, u don't even hv the stomach to do the things tht I do, n I should've ended it wen I saw it coming, bt I kept playing along with u just so I could get laid. I shouldn't have done that
Wander: [was hoisted over Sylvia's shoulder n he was bawling n kicking n screaming n ugly-crying all the way out of the bar]
Hater: So, um... We can still have a shot at being friends at least...? :)
Dominator: Probably. Fellow colleagues at best, since we're in the same business. Just don't go conquering on my turf n we're good
Hater: (nod) Gotcha.
Dominator: Right, gtg. This furball friend of urs reli overdid himself
Hater: Yeah, he did..
Dominator: No hard feelings then, Bones?
Hater: yeah... none at all. (nod)
Dominator: Right, cool, gtg then. Cya wen I cya [hangs up, paid the bill n joined Sylvia out of the bar]
Hater: (wave) ... (lay down) (thinks; Wander couldn't have meant all that...right? He was drunk...)
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[meanwhile, Dominator, carrying some drinks in her hand, made her way to the booth she had been eyeing on n leaned in, which turns out to be Wander n Sylvia chilling]
Dominator: Hey there, ladies. Care to share a drink with me?
Wander: [looked up] :O It's... It's u...!
Sylvia: :O H...her?
Dominator: Huh? U knw me? Hv we evr met? [doesnt recognize them since she only had one glance at them during the speed dating event]
Wander: Oh, um, no, just...umm, we just saw u somehow at the speed-dating thing with our friend
Dominator: U mean Bones? Wait, ur tht Wander n Sylvia he's been talking abt, aren't u?
Sylvia: (nod) Yeah, we are.
Dominator: Wat luck! Now u guys gotta hv a drink with me [sat plop in btwn them n shoved a tall mug of beer for each of them] Here, this one's on me
Wander: Oh, uh, I don't reli drink...
Dominator: C'mon, live a little! It's just one drink. N its beer, not the tough stuff. If ur worried abt me drugging it, dont worry, its clean :D
Sylvia: :^) (takes a small sip of hers)
Dominator: So wat brings u to these parts? U don't strike me as the bar type, well, not u anyways [looked at Wander, then at Sylvia] Bt u, I can see ur the type to bar-hop n party ard
Sylvia: We're just... looking around here and there.
Dominator: Ah, explorers n adventurers, arent u?
Wander: Yup! Been doing this since I was a teenager now :D
Dominator: I see (nod)
Sylvia: Mhm. So....you and Bonehead are doing good?
Dominator: Nah, we called it quits. Don't think we're a thing anymore
Wander: Oh? W-Wat happened? [was curious, trying to hide his excited blush]
Dominator: He didnt wanna hv sex with a dickgirl [says it bluntly coz she was getting a bit drunk]
Wander: PFFFTTT!! [did a spit take in shock]
Sylvia: O_O W-w-w-what?
Dominator: U heard me
Wander: B-But wat happened exactly?
Dominator: [sighed] We were having so much fun at Planet Vegas, setting up the mood, winning games, getting shit-faced drunk, n we were abt ot get it on too at the beach, hv some nice unadulterated sex, n he dissed me for not telling him earlier tht I'm a dickgirl, just shoved me n ditched me. Pfft! Wat a joke [dwn another shot]
Sylvia: Well...maybe you should've told him firsthand?
Dominator: Maybe, bt why waste time telling him wen I can just show him? It almost nvr fails with my other dates
Wander: Hatey is not just any other date, he's...well, him. U can't compare him with others
Sylvia: (nod) He's right.
Dominator: Watevr, he clearly is disgusted with me, so we're thru [dwn another shot] Looks like my SiC is just gonna hv to give up pestering me coz obviously speed-dating is not my thing
Wander: Umm, excuse us for a second, we need to...powder our nose [drags Sylvia to the nearest dark corner] Wat r u doing, Syl? Now is ur chance!
Sylvia: :o Wait, what?
Wander: Didn't u hear wat she just said? She's no longer with Hatey, its ur chance to make a move! Didn't u say u hv a crush on her?
Sylvia: :$ Well, yes but what if she's not interested for anymore relationships? :(
Wander: Well I'm sure she's interested in SOME kinda relationship. Didn't u notice she was practically flirting with us before she realized who we were? Besides, its not like ur gonna jump each other's bones, just...well, take it slow n see how it goes
Sylvia: Well... (nod) Alright, (slowly heads back over to be seated next to Dominator)
Wander: [joins them in his seat as well]
Dominator: So can I get u guys anymore drinks?
Sylvia: (shake) No thanks. So... Dated a few guys before Hater, huh?
Wander: [sat a slight distance away so tht she n Dominator can hv a closer conversation]
Dominator: Ehh, pretty much. Mostly flings, one night stands, u knw. It's my SiC who insisted I go on this dumb speed dating thing so I could settle dwn
Sylvia: (think) And most of them were men...? (thinks; (worry)
Dominator: Ah, I swing both ways, got me a few chicks. Now that they dig my cock [giggled drunkenly as she took another shot]
Sylvia: (nod) Oh, cool. (thinks: (phew)
Dominator: Right, no more small talk, I got a song with my name on it [stands up] Wanna dance with me, ladies?
Wander: Uh, I'm just gonna chill here a bit, finish my drink. U two go ahead ;) [winked at Sylvia]
Sylvia: :$ (joins Dominator)
Dominator: [shrugged] Ur loss then [took Sylvia's hand n brought her to the dancefloor]
Sylvia: (flushed) :$
Dominator: C'mon, let's shake some boo-tay! [danced n twerked like nobody's business]
Sylvia: o///o ... :D (boogied along)
Wander: [smiled as he watched his BFF danced with her crush, then frowned a little, remembering wat Dominator said abt Hater dissing her for being a dickgirl, sighed n chugged his beer dwn in one go] ... :(
Dominator: Hey there, ladies. Care to share a drink with me?
Wander: [looked up] :O It's... It's u...!
Sylvia: :O H...her?
Dominator: Huh? U knw me? Hv we evr met? [doesnt recognize them since she only had one glance at them during the speed dating event]
Wander: Oh, um, no, just...umm, we just saw u somehow at the speed-dating thing with our friend
Dominator: U mean Bones? Wait, ur tht Wander n Sylvia he's been talking abt, aren't u?
Sylvia: (nod) Yeah, we are.
Dominator: Wat luck! Now u guys gotta hv a drink with me [sat plop in btwn them n shoved a tall mug of beer for each of them] Here, this one's on me
Wander: Oh, uh, I don't reli drink...
Dominator: C'mon, live a little! It's just one drink. N its beer, not the tough stuff. If ur worried abt me drugging it, dont worry, its clean :D
Sylvia: :^) (takes a small sip of hers)
Dominator: So wat brings u to these parts? U don't strike me as the bar type, well, not u anyways [looked at Wander, then at Sylvia] Bt u, I can see ur the type to bar-hop n party ard
Sylvia: We're just... looking around here and there.
Dominator: Ah, explorers n adventurers, arent u?
Wander: Yup! Been doing this since I was a teenager now :D
Dominator: I see (nod)
Sylvia: Mhm. So....you and Bonehead are doing good?
Dominator: Nah, we called it quits. Don't think we're a thing anymore
Wander: Oh? W-Wat happened? [was curious, trying to hide his excited blush]
Dominator: He didnt wanna hv sex with a dickgirl [says it bluntly coz she was getting a bit drunk]
Wander: PFFFTTT!! [did a spit take in shock]
Sylvia: O_O W-w-w-what?
Dominator: U heard me
Wander: B-But wat happened exactly?
Dominator: [sighed] We were having so much fun at Planet Vegas, setting up the mood, winning games, getting shit-faced drunk, n we were abt ot get it on too at the beach, hv some nice unadulterated sex, n he dissed me for not telling him earlier tht I'm a dickgirl, just shoved me n ditched me. Pfft! Wat a joke [dwn another shot]
Sylvia: Well...maybe you should've told him firsthand?
Dominator: Maybe, bt why waste time telling him wen I can just show him? It almost nvr fails with my other dates
Wander: Hatey is not just any other date, he's...well, him. U can't compare him with others
Sylvia: (nod) He's right.
Dominator: Watevr, he clearly is disgusted with me, so we're thru [dwn another shot] Looks like my SiC is just gonna hv to give up pestering me coz obviously speed-dating is not my thing
Wander: Umm, excuse us for a second, we need to...powder our nose [drags Sylvia to the nearest dark corner] Wat r u doing, Syl? Now is ur chance!
Sylvia: :o Wait, what?
Wander: Didn't u hear wat she just said? She's no longer with Hatey, its ur chance to make a move! Didn't u say u hv a crush on her?
Sylvia: :$ Well, yes but what if she's not interested for anymore relationships? :(
Wander: Well I'm sure she's interested in SOME kinda relationship. Didn't u notice she was practically flirting with us before she realized who we were? Besides, its not like ur gonna jump each other's bones, just...well, take it slow n see how it goes
Sylvia: Well... (nod) Alright, (slowly heads back over to be seated next to Dominator)
Wander: [joins them in his seat as well]
Dominator: So can I get u guys anymore drinks?
Sylvia: (shake) No thanks. So... Dated a few guys before Hater, huh?
Wander: [sat a slight distance away so tht she n Dominator can hv a closer conversation]
Dominator: Ehh, pretty much. Mostly flings, one night stands, u knw. It's my SiC who insisted I go on this dumb speed dating thing so I could settle dwn
Sylvia: (think) And most of them were men...? (thinks; (worry)
Dominator: Ah, I swing both ways, got me a few chicks. Now that they dig my cock [giggled drunkenly as she took another shot]
Sylvia: (nod) Oh, cool. (thinks: (phew)
Dominator: Right, no more small talk, I got a song with my name on it [stands up] Wanna dance with me, ladies?
Wander: Uh, I'm just gonna chill here a bit, finish my drink. U two go ahead ;) [winked at Sylvia]
Sylvia: :$ (joins Dominator)
Dominator: [shrugged] Ur loss then [took Sylvia's hand n brought her to the dancefloor]
Sylvia: (flushed) :$
Dominator: C'mon, let's shake some boo-tay! [danced n twerked like nobody's business]
Sylvia: o///o ... :D (boogied along)
Wander: [smiled as he watched his BFF danced with her crush, then frowned a little, remembering wat Dominator said abt Hater dissing her for being a dickgirl, sighed n chugged his beer dwn in one go] ... :(
Fishes In The Sea-Chp24
[A week later...]
Peepers: [groaned as he tossed his battered helmet aside] Well that conquering was a disaster! |-(
Hater: (phew) Jeebers, as if that one princess wasn't bad enough. You remember her, right C Peeps? She could control the weather just by whatever mood she was in?
Peepers: Well if u hadn't tried to flirt with her AND her handmaiden behind her back, maybe it wouldn't hv been so bad :^)
Hater: |-( Oh sure, say it was my fault. ... :(
Peepers: Well it's definitely not my fault... [noticed his sad face] Umm, sir...?
Hater: Hm? :(
Peepers: Umm, u OK, sir...?
Hater: I... I thought I'd get over Dominator... but I can't seem to forget about her...
Peepers: Maybe u were being a little too hasty abt judging her? Could it be u still like her?
Hater: Maybe, but... I don't know... :( She was cool and all...
Peepers: Maybe u could try giving her a call. Now tht u guys hv cooled off, maybe she can explain herself better?
Hater: (worry) You...you really think I should?
Peepers: Wat's the harm in trying? [shrugged]
Hater: (sighs) Okay... (dials Dominator's number, awaiting nervously for her reply)
Dominator: [was at a bar in another planet wen the call came, sees the ID n sighed] Yeah, whaddaya want?
Hater: Um... :D hi again. Listen, before you hang up on me-
Dominator: Just cut to the chase, Bones, I haven't got all day. I got 10 booze shots with my name on it
Hater: I'm... I'm sorry about the way I reacted to... you know. :( It's just you never told me...
Dominator: Like I said, I'd rather save time n just show it to u. Most of the time, my dates nvr react like u do. Well, some did, bt they slowly got into it aftr some persuasion, bt u... [snorted] Ur something else |-(
Hater: So, um... Are we good, then...?
Dominator: [took a long sip frm her drink, her eyes looking ard before she spots something] Sorry, the ship has sailed, Bones. Let us just be a memory. Ta-ta [hangs up, dwns her drink, ordered another before leaving the bar counter]
Hater: :O W-wait. ... :(
Peepers: [had been secretly listening in n peeked in] Umm... How did it go, sir?
Hater: ... We're not a thing anymore... ;(
Peepers: Oh, sir... :( [comes close to him n patted his shoulder] Its OK, sir... At least u knw instead of being kept in the dark
Hater: ;( (pulled Peepers close)
Peepers: [felt a little awkward at Hater's reaction, bt just patted his bk to make him feel better] There, there...
Hater: (sniffled)
Peepers: Like I said, plenty of fish in the sea. It's her loss, not urs
Hater: Y...yeah... :(
Peepers: [groaned as he tossed his battered helmet aside] Well that conquering was a disaster! |-(
Hater: (phew) Jeebers, as if that one princess wasn't bad enough. You remember her, right C Peeps? She could control the weather just by whatever mood she was in?
Peepers: Well if u hadn't tried to flirt with her AND her handmaiden behind her back, maybe it wouldn't hv been so bad :^)
Hater: |-( Oh sure, say it was my fault. ... :(
Peepers: Well it's definitely not my fault... [noticed his sad face] Umm, sir...?
Hater: Hm? :(
Peepers: Umm, u OK, sir...?
Hater: I... I thought I'd get over Dominator... but I can't seem to forget about her...
Peepers: Maybe u were being a little too hasty abt judging her? Could it be u still like her?
Hater: Maybe, but... I don't know... :( She was cool and all...
Peepers: Maybe u could try giving her a call. Now tht u guys hv cooled off, maybe she can explain herself better?
Hater: (worry) You...you really think I should?
Peepers: Wat's the harm in trying? [shrugged]
Hater: (sighs) Okay... (dials Dominator's number, awaiting nervously for her reply)
Dominator: [was at a bar in another planet wen the call came, sees the ID n sighed] Yeah, whaddaya want?
Hater: Um... :D hi again. Listen, before you hang up on me-
Dominator: Just cut to the chase, Bones, I haven't got all day. I got 10 booze shots with my name on it
Hater: I'm... I'm sorry about the way I reacted to... you know. :( It's just you never told me...
Dominator: Like I said, I'd rather save time n just show it to u. Most of the time, my dates nvr react like u do. Well, some did, bt they slowly got into it aftr some persuasion, bt u... [snorted] Ur something else |-(
Hater: So, um... Are we good, then...?
Dominator: [took a long sip frm her drink, her eyes looking ard before she spots something] Sorry, the ship has sailed, Bones. Let us just be a memory. Ta-ta [hangs up, dwns her drink, ordered another before leaving the bar counter]
Hater: :O W-wait. ... :(
Peepers: [had been secretly listening in n peeked in] Umm... How did it go, sir?
Hater: ... We're not a thing anymore... ;(
Peepers: Oh, sir... :( [comes close to him n patted his shoulder] Its OK, sir... At least u knw instead of being kept in the dark
Hater: ;( (pulled Peepers close)
Peepers: [felt a little awkward at Hater's reaction, bt just patted his bk to make him feel better] There, there...
Hater: (sniffled)
Peepers: Like I said, plenty of fish in the sea. It's her loss, not urs
Hater: Y...yeah... :(
Fishes In The Sea-Chp23
[meanwhile, in the darkest corner of the 7th galaxy, on Planet Xtreme...]
Vlax: [hummed as she twirled the keys in her hand, making her way dwn to the basement]
(A clucking is heard above, showing a rooster-like creature that had a body all purple and stary)
Vlax: Pipe dwn there, while Mama go hv some fun [unlocks the basement door, went dwn a flight of stairs n lit a bunch of candles, revealing a chained up Brad against the wall, his body covered with scars both fresh n old, n practically butt-naked]
Brad: (head was hung) ...
Vlax: [used her staff to lift Brad's head by the chin] Hey there, handsome. Rested well?
Brad:... (groaned softly)
Vlax: Well, rise n shine, buddy, coz its time to hv some fun [undid her robes to reveal her leather lingerie underneath]
Brad: ... (shake) :(
Vlax: Well too bad, coz I'm in a mood for a little breeding. Ur seed may be the perfect specimen to father my children with, n I need an heir to carry on my work (evil)
Brad: N...no more...
Vlax: Too bad, u dont call the shots. U owe me a debt, remember? Now [lowers her panties] Lick my clit. Make me nice n wet for ur cock
Brad: :( ... (did as he was told)
Vlax: Mmh, yes, lick harder, lick deeper... [moves her pussy closer to his mouth]
Brad: (kept licking) ;(
Vlax: Deeper, u fool! [smacked his side with her staff]
Brad: (doh) (went as deep as he could)
Vlax: Yes, yes, tht's right... Ooh fuck, yes... I'm getting close...
Brad: (sped up) ;(
Vlax: Yes, yes, yes...!! Yes, I'm gonna come...!! Drink me up, u slut! Fuuu-- [came hard into Brad's mouth, squirting her pussy juices all ovr his face]
Brad: >_<
Vlax: Mmhh, yeah~ Now for the main event [used the staff magic to loosen the chains, then used more magic to make Brad lie flat on the floor] Lets bring this little baby to life, eh? [used her foot to tease Brad's cock]
Brad: (trembled) (worry)
Vlax: Oh come now, this is not the first time we've fucked. Now be a good boy n stay still until I say otherwise [leans dwn to take Brad's cock in her mouth n sucked hard]
Brad: Ahhh!~
Vlax: Mmm~ So thick n juicy [sucked n licked it hard until it becomes erected] Gosh, I could fuck this cock all day
Brad: ;( (sobbed quietly)
Vlax: U know wat? I just might do that [cast a spell on his cock] There, now it can stay erect all day, n u only can come wen I undo the spell. Tht way u can gimme loads of seed, increase my chances of having a baby (evil)
Brad: (panted) ;(
Vlax: Shall we begin? [lowers her wet pussy dwn onto Brad's cock] Fuuuuck yeeeaaahhh~~ Big as ever
Brad: >_< Nnn!~
Vlax: [started bobbing up n dwn hard, impaling herself again n again on Brad's cock] Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah!!!
Brad: (panted heavily)
Vlax: [kept on riding Brad's cock hard, screaming out her pleasure as she started to orgasm over n over, squirting all over Brad's body]
Brad: ;(
Vlax: [laid bk n loosen the chains more, then used her magic to make Brad's body move on its own to thrust into her] Yeah, fuck me, fuck me hard, u slut!!
Brad: (body moving against his will) Ahh!~
Vlax: Oh yeah, u feel like ur gonna come, aren't u? I can feel ur cock throbbing inside me
Brad: V-vlax! ;(
Vlax: Well too bad, u don't get to come unless I allow u to, my magic will keep ur load in there as long as I want (devil) Now keep fucking me, slut, make ME come over n over again!
Brad: ;( (sobbed hard)
[they continued all day long, Vlax thoroughly enjoying the sex as they fuck in every position possible, she gets to orgasm so many times, while Brad was literally getting blue balls from his overloaded cock]
Brad: (couldn't take much more) ;(
Vlax: Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, I'm gonna come again!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [came her hardest yet]
Brad: AAAHHH!!~
Vlax: Heh, u wanna come, dontcha? U wanna empty ur load inside me, dontcha? Bet ur going crazy right now (evil)
Brad: ;( Just-! Please!!
Vlax: Beg me properly. Say the words. Beg me to let u come!
Brad: ;( Please let me come, please!!
Vlax: [laughed out loud as she finally undo the spell] Go on, come. Release ur precious seed into me n fill me up (evil)
Brad: ;( (screamed out his needed release)
Vlax: [gasped as Brad's load was emptied into her, literally filling her womb until she was quite swollen] Ooh yeah, ooh fuck yeah, I'm gonna come from this, oh grob oh grob--!!! [came along together with Brad]
Brad: >///<!!~
Vlax: [twitched n spasm in pleasure before finally pulling out] Holy shit, I haven't had a fuck like this in years! N u gave me quite a lot of seed there [rubbed her swollen womb]
Brad: ;(
Vlax: I bet I'm gonna hv an army of heirs in here, n u get to watch while I give birth to them, n u get to help me be my personal slave n look after them for me, wouldn't that be an honour? (smirk)
Brad: ;( Mmmm...
Vlax: Oh, n just so tht u don't end up going ard fucking anyone else... [chanted some magic into a bottle she kept inside her robes, then grabbed Brad by the chin n forcefed him the drink inside]
Brad: (doh) (gagged)
Vlax: C'mon, drink up, drink up, don't waste a drop [continues to force feed him]
Brad: ;( (felt the substance go down his throat)
Vlax: [made sure tht he swallowed everything before letting him go] U should feel ur whole body burning inside...right abt...now!
Brad: (doh) (felt a hot feeling)
Vlax: (evil) [watched cruelly as the drink took its effect, turning Brad's skin red as the heat burned him inside out]
Brad: U....ugh...
Vlax: Don't hold bk, I wanna hear u scream in pain (evil)
Brad: (screamed in pain) ;(
Vlax: [watched as Brad writhe n scream, his skin continued being red from the burning heat]
[It felt like forever before Brad passed out from the pain]
Brad: ... (blacked out slowly)
Vlax: [waited for a moment before slowly coming towards him n chk his crotch] Hmm, worked out pretty nicely. Boy, r u in for a surprise wen u wake up. C'mon, my future babies, let's see if Mama can whip up something so tht ur slutty slave-daddy's seed will stick [walked away caressing her swollen womb as she left the basement, locking it as she went]
Rooster: (perked up at seeing her and hopped down to greet her)
Vlax: Hey there, Chicky. U n ur Bros hv been good boys n girls n look after the house while Mama had fun?
Rooster: (nod) (pecked at another pocket on her, searching for his and their fave treat; sugar stars)
Vlax: Oh, u greedy little thing. Ah ah ah, not until u n Tails (her monkey pet) go fetch me some stuff~ (smirk)
Rooster: |-( (clucked and trotted off)
Vlax: (giggle) Oh, we're definitely gonna hv a great big happy family soon, n I bet u can't wait to hv little brothers n sisters ard the house, don't u, my lovely pets? [smiled at all her other pets proudly]
(The other creatures made their respective noises in answer; rat, snake, horse, tiger, pig, rabbit, dragon, goat, dog, ox and of course the rooster and monkey)
Vlax: [laughed maniacally along with her pets]
Vlax: [hummed as she twirled the keys in her hand, making her way dwn to the basement]
(A clucking is heard above, showing a rooster-like creature that had a body all purple and stary)
Vlax: Pipe dwn there, while Mama go hv some fun [unlocks the basement door, went dwn a flight of stairs n lit a bunch of candles, revealing a chained up Brad against the wall, his body covered with scars both fresh n old, n practically butt-naked]
Brad: (head was hung) ...
Vlax: [used her staff to lift Brad's head by the chin] Hey there, handsome. Rested well?
Brad:... (groaned softly)
Vlax: Well, rise n shine, buddy, coz its time to hv some fun [undid her robes to reveal her leather lingerie underneath]
Brad: ... (shake) :(
Vlax: Well too bad, coz I'm in a mood for a little breeding. Ur seed may be the perfect specimen to father my children with, n I need an heir to carry on my work (evil)
Brad: N...no more...
Vlax: Too bad, u dont call the shots. U owe me a debt, remember? Now [lowers her panties] Lick my clit. Make me nice n wet for ur cock
Brad: :( ... (did as he was told)
Vlax: Mmh, yes, lick harder, lick deeper... [moves her pussy closer to his mouth]
Brad: (kept licking) ;(
Vlax: Deeper, u fool! [smacked his side with her staff]
Brad: (doh) (went as deep as he could)
Vlax: Yes, yes, tht's right... Ooh fuck, yes... I'm getting close...
Brad: (sped up) ;(
Vlax: Yes, yes, yes...!! Yes, I'm gonna come...!! Drink me up, u slut! Fuuu-- [came hard into Brad's mouth, squirting her pussy juices all ovr his face]
Brad: >_<
Vlax: Mmhh, yeah~ Now for the main event [used the staff magic to loosen the chains, then used more magic to make Brad lie flat on the floor] Lets bring this little baby to life, eh? [used her foot to tease Brad's cock]
Brad: (trembled) (worry)
Vlax: Oh come now, this is not the first time we've fucked. Now be a good boy n stay still until I say otherwise [leans dwn to take Brad's cock in her mouth n sucked hard]
Brad: Ahhh!~
Vlax: Mmm~ So thick n juicy [sucked n licked it hard until it becomes erected] Gosh, I could fuck this cock all day
Brad: ;( (sobbed quietly)
Vlax: U know wat? I just might do that [cast a spell on his cock] There, now it can stay erect all day, n u only can come wen I undo the spell. Tht way u can gimme loads of seed, increase my chances of having a baby (evil)
Brad: (panted) ;(
Vlax: Shall we begin? [lowers her wet pussy dwn onto Brad's cock] Fuuuuck yeeeaaahhh~~ Big as ever
Brad: >_< Nnn!~
Vlax: [started bobbing up n dwn hard, impaling herself again n again on Brad's cock] Fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah!!!
Brad: (panted heavily)
Vlax: [kept on riding Brad's cock hard, screaming out her pleasure as she started to orgasm over n over, squirting all over Brad's body]
Brad: ;(
Vlax: [laid bk n loosen the chains more, then used her magic to make Brad's body move on its own to thrust into her] Yeah, fuck me, fuck me hard, u slut!!
Brad: (body moving against his will) Ahh!~
Vlax: Oh yeah, u feel like ur gonna come, aren't u? I can feel ur cock throbbing inside me
Brad: V-vlax! ;(
Vlax: Well too bad, u don't get to come unless I allow u to, my magic will keep ur load in there as long as I want (devil) Now keep fucking me, slut, make ME come over n over again!
Brad: ;( (sobbed hard)
[they continued all day long, Vlax thoroughly enjoying the sex as they fuck in every position possible, she gets to orgasm so many times, while Brad was literally getting blue balls from his overloaded cock]
Brad: (couldn't take much more) ;(
Vlax: Oh yes, oh yes, oh yes, I'm gonna come again!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! [came her hardest yet]
Brad: AAAHHH!!~
Vlax: Heh, u wanna come, dontcha? U wanna empty ur load inside me, dontcha? Bet ur going crazy right now (evil)
Brad: ;( Just-! Please!!
Vlax: Beg me properly. Say the words. Beg me to let u come!
Brad: ;( Please let me come, please!!
Vlax: [laughed out loud as she finally undo the spell] Go on, come. Release ur precious seed into me n fill me up (evil)
Brad: ;( (screamed out his needed release)
Vlax: [gasped as Brad's load was emptied into her, literally filling her womb until she was quite swollen] Ooh yeah, ooh fuck yeah, I'm gonna come from this, oh grob oh grob--!!! [came along together with Brad]
Brad: >///<!!~
Vlax: [twitched n spasm in pleasure before finally pulling out] Holy shit, I haven't had a fuck like this in years! N u gave me quite a lot of seed there [rubbed her swollen womb]
Brad: ;(
Vlax: I bet I'm gonna hv an army of heirs in here, n u get to watch while I give birth to them, n u get to help me be my personal slave n look after them for me, wouldn't that be an honour? (smirk)
Brad: ;( Mmmm...
Vlax: Oh, n just so tht u don't end up going ard fucking anyone else... [chanted some magic into a bottle she kept inside her robes, then grabbed Brad by the chin n forcefed him the drink inside]
Brad: (doh) (gagged)
Vlax: C'mon, drink up, drink up, don't waste a drop [continues to force feed him]
Brad: ;( (felt the substance go down his throat)
Vlax: [made sure tht he swallowed everything before letting him go] U should feel ur whole body burning inside...right abt...now!
Brad: (doh) (felt a hot feeling)
Vlax: (evil) [watched cruelly as the drink took its effect, turning Brad's skin red as the heat burned him inside out]
Brad: U....ugh...
Vlax: Don't hold bk, I wanna hear u scream in pain (evil)
Brad: (screamed in pain) ;(
Vlax: [watched as Brad writhe n scream, his skin continued being red from the burning heat]
[It felt like forever before Brad passed out from the pain]
Brad: ... (blacked out slowly)
Vlax: [waited for a moment before slowly coming towards him n chk his crotch] Hmm, worked out pretty nicely. Boy, r u in for a surprise wen u wake up. C'mon, my future babies, let's see if Mama can whip up something so tht ur slutty slave-daddy's seed will stick [walked away caressing her swollen womb as she left the basement, locking it as she went]
Rooster: (perked up at seeing her and hopped down to greet her)
Vlax: Hey there, Chicky. U n ur Bros hv been good boys n girls n look after the house while Mama had fun?
Rooster: (nod) (pecked at another pocket on her, searching for his and their fave treat; sugar stars)
Vlax: Oh, u greedy little thing. Ah ah ah, not until u n Tails (her monkey pet) go fetch me some stuff~ (smirk)
Rooster: |-( (clucked and trotted off)
Vlax: (giggle) Oh, we're definitely gonna hv a great big happy family soon, n I bet u can't wait to hv little brothers n sisters ard the house, don't u, my lovely pets? [smiled at all her other pets proudly]
(The other creatures made their respective noises in answer; rat, snake, horse, tiger, pig, rabbit, dragon, goat, dog, ox and of course the rooster and monkey)
Vlax: [laughed maniacally along with her pets]
Fishes In The Sea-Chp22
[the couple carried on thru the night, engaging in drinking, gambling, partying, clubbing, etc... Until they found themselves wandering drunkenly at the nearby beach]
Dominator: [was singing obnoxiously loud as she took another swig from her beer bottle]
Hater: Hehehe...~ (was also drunk)
Dominator: [accidentally missed a footing n fell onto the sand, dragging Hater with her] Ooops~!
Hater: :O Whoa~~ (falls with her) (giggle)
Dominator: [sees Hater on top of her n grinned] Mmhh, someone wants to hv fun~
Hater: :$ F-Fun?
Dominator: Aww, don't tell me u don't know wat I mean. U a virgin boy or something? :D
Hater: Um...yes...? (flushed harder)
Dominator: (giggle) Oh my, guess this is my lucky day~ [leans in to kiss him, her hands started roaming ard his body]
Hater: (trembled at her touches)
Dominator: [her hands got busy taking his robes off as she continued kissing him]
Hater: (panted a bit, trying to remove his robes)
Dominator: [helped him out while trying to take off her clothes as well, panting in her kisses]
Hater: Mmm, Dee~ (heart)
Dominator: Mmmhh, I'm gonna ravage ur ass, Bones [takes off the last of her clothes, revealing her green skin under the moonlight]
Hater: (giggle) Shouldn't that be my line? :$
Dominator: [chuckled at his words] Eheheh, ur so cute [licked her lips as she peeled bk her vagina folds, revealing her clit, which seemed a little swollen n wet]
Hater: (mouth watered a little at the sight)
Dominator: Chk this out [giggled drunkenly as she concentrated a little bit, then the "clit" seemed to hv expanded n elongated, revealing it to be a dick] Cool, eh?
Hater: :O ... (backed up, blinking) ... (turned away) (puke)
Dominator: [blinked drunkenly] Wat? U don't like it~? :D
Hater: (coughed) I, uh... (clumsily began putting back on his robe) gottago.
Dominator: Woah, woah, woah, wait [pulled at his robe, making him trip] Dont tell me ur not turned on by this? I got all worked up for this moment, geez!
Hater: (tried to push her off) No, ew, don't touch me! >m<;;
Dominator: Geez, u reli r a virgin, aren't u? [straddled him] C'mon, live a little. U can at least fuck my pussy n ignore the dick. I can put it bk if u want~
Hater: >m<;;; No, no, NO!! (pushed her off hard)
Dominator: (doh) Ooff!! Ugh, ur such a prude! Wat am I supposed to do with a raging hard-on right now?? Don't u like me anymore? Isn't this the whole point u wanted to date me?
Hater: You've NEVER said anything about...about THAT...!
Dominator: Yeah, I'm a dick girl, so wat? I'm still a woman too. I got needs. I was gonna tell u, bt why waste time telling u wen I can just show u? |-(
Hater: :| You think I'm gonna deal with that...freakiness, forget it!! (began dialing for Peepers)
Dominator: Wait, who ur calling? [groaned as she tried to get dressed while getting up]
Hater: Peepers. And just stay away from me! :|
Dominator: Ugh, fine. I was abt to say that ur on ur own! Hmph! U suck at kissing anyways [finished getting dressed n stomped off]
Hater: :| Ah, go ahead! ... :( (waited for Peepers' response)
Peepers: [was looking thru some random videos on the intranet wen the call came] Hello, that u, sir?
Hater: H-hey, C Peeps... can you come get me...? :(
Peepers: Woah, hey, u OK? Something happened to u n Dominator?
Hater: Just... come and get me, please? I'll... I'll explain everything after. :(
Peepers: Alright, just tell me ur coordinates n I'll be there
Hater: (tells as best as he can, still slightly drunk)
Peepers: Alright, on my way [announced in the PA] Attention all Watchdogs, we're heading off to Planet Vegas to pick up Lord Hater. Set the ship coordinates to that planet. Head out, everyone
Watchdogs: Yes, sir!
[it took a few hours, bt Peepers managed to locate Hater's current position]
Peepers: [lands the ship on the beach where Hater is] Hop in, sir!
Hater: (nod) (hopped on board)
Peepers: [drove the ship out into space in silence before finally turning to Hater] So, uh, sir? How did the date go?
Hater: Well... (told about what happened with him and Dom) :(
Peepers: Woah, woah, woah, hold up, ur telling me ur lady there is a... a dickgirl?? :O
Hater: I didn't know she was! She never told me!
Peepers: Geez, tht is a reli weird way to try n get laid there :|
Hater: Mhm... :(
Peepers: So I take it u guys r a no-go, then?
Hater: I ... I don't know, Peepers... :(
Peepers: Oh well, u just take a break for a while, maybe conquer a few planets to let off some steam. U'll prolly forget all abt her in time :)
Hater: Yeah... maybe...
Peepers: Like I said, sir, plenty of fishes in the sea, it doesnt hv to be her. Who knws, u might meet a better, more normal person during ur conquest
Hater: I suppose... (mind still seemed to linger on Dominator...)
Dominator: [was singing obnoxiously loud as she took another swig from her beer bottle]
Hater: Hehehe...~ (was also drunk)
Dominator: [accidentally missed a footing n fell onto the sand, dragging Hater with her] Ooops~!
Hater: :O Whoa~~ (falls with her) (giggle)
Dominator: [sees Hater on top of her n grinned] Mmhh, someone wants to hv fun~
Hater: :$ F-Fun?
Dominator: Aww, don't tell me u don't know wat I mean. U a virgin boy or something? :D
Hater: Um...yes...? (flushed harder)
Dominator: (giggle) Oh my, guess this is my lucky day~ [leans in to kiss him, her hands started roaming ard his body]
Hater: (trembled at her touches)
Dominator: [her hands got busy taking his robes off as she continued kissing him]
Hater: (panted a bit, trying to remove his robes)
Dominator: [helped him out while trying to take off her clothes as well, panting in her kisses]
Hater: Mmm, Dee~ (heart)
Dominator: Mmmhh, I'm gonna ravage ur ass, Bones [takes off the last of her clothes, revealing her green skin under the moonlight]
Hater: (giggle) Shouldn't that be my line? :$
Dominator: [chuckled at his words] Eheheh, ur so cute [licked her lips as she peeled bk her vagina folds, revealing her clit, which seemed a little swollen n wet]
Hater: (mouth watered a little at the sight)
Dominator: Chk this out [giggled drunkenly as she concentrated a little bit, then the "clit" seemed to hv expanded n elongated, revealing it to be a dick] Cool, eh?
Hater: :O ... (backed up, blinking) ... (turned away) (puke)
Dominator: [blinked drunkenly] Wat? U don't like it~? :D
Hater: (coughed) I, uh... (clumsily began putting back on his robe) gottago.
Dominator: Woah, woah, woah, wait [pulled at his robe, making him trip] Dont tell me ur not turned on by this? I got all worked up for this moment, geez!
Hater: (tried to push her off) No, ew, don't touch me! >m<;;
Dominator: Geez, u reli r a virgin, aren't u? [straddled him] C'mon, live a little. U can at least fuck my pussy n ignore the dick. I can put it bk if u want~
Hater: >m<;;; No, no, NO!! (pushed her off hard)
Dominator: (doh) Ooff!! Ugh, ur such a prude! Wat am I supposed to do with a raging hard-on right now?? Don't u like me anymore? Isn't this the whole point u wanted to date me?
Hater: You've NEVER said anything about...about THAT...!
Dominator: Yeah, I'm a dick girl, so wat? I'm still a woman too. I got needs. I was gonna tell u, bt why waste time telling u wen I can just show u? |-(
Hater: :| You think I'm gonna deal with that...freakiness, forget it!! (began dialing for Peepers)
Dominator: Wait, who ur calling? [groaned as she tried to get dressed while getting up]
Hater: Peepers. And just stay away from me! :|
Dominator: Ugh, fine. I was abt to say that ur on ur own! Hmph! U suck at kissing anyways [finished getting dressed n stomped off]
Hater: :| Ah, go ahead! ... :( (waited for Peepers' response)
Peepers: [was looking thru some random videos on the intranet wen the call came] Hello, that u, sir?
Hater: H-hey, C Peeps... can you come get me...? :(
Peepers: Woah, hey, u OK? Something happened to u n Dominator?
Hater: Just... come and get me, please? I'll... I'll explain everything after. :(
Peepers: Alright, just tell me ur coordinates n I'll be there
Hater: (tells as best as he can, still slightly drunk)
Peepers: Alright, on my way [announced in the PA] Attention all Watchdogs, we're heading off to Planet Vegas to pick up Lord Hater. Set the ship coordinates to that planet. Head out, everyone
Watchdogs: Yes, sir!
[it took a few hours, bt Peepers managed to locate Hater's current position]
Peepers: [lands the ship on the beach where Hater is] Hop in, sir!
Hater: (nod) (hopped on board)
Peepers: [drove the ship out into space in silence before finally turning to Hater] So, uh, sir? How did the date go?
Hater: Well... (told about what happened with him and Dom) :(
Peepers: Woah, woah, woah, hold up, ur telling me ur lady there is a... a dickgirl?? :O
Hater: I didn't know she was! She never told me!
Peepers: Geez, tht is a reli weird way to try n get laid there :|
Hater: Mhm... :(
Peepers: So I take it u guys r a no-go, then?
Hater: I ... I don't know, Peepers... :(
Peepers: Oh well, u just take a break for a while, maybe conquer a few planets to let off some steam. U'll prolly forget all abt her in time :)
Hater: Yeah... maybe...
Peepers: Like I said, sir, plenty of fishes in the sea, it doesnt hv to be her. Who knws, u might meet a better, more normal person during ur conquest
Hater: I suppose... (mind still seemed to linger on Dominator...)
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