Thursday, March 5, 2015

Cure For Your Funk-Chp1


{Wander n Sylvia were in their latest planet chilling at a local diner aftr done exploring most of the plot}

Wander: {watched incredulously at Sylvia wolfing dwn her jellyfish pie} Ugh, r u quite done, Sylvia~?

Sylvia: (chew) Almost, buddy.

Wander: {sucked in the last drop of juice wen he looked up n saw something up in the sky} Hmm, hey, Sylvia, does tht ship look kinda familiar to u?

Sylvia: Huh? (looks) Oh that one?

{the ship soon came into view, n it was no other than the famous Skullhead ship of Lord Hater}

Wander: Ooh! I knew it looked familiar! It's Hater~!

Sylvia: -_- oh great, that guy.  >_< He's so annoying.

Wander: How abt we go say Hi? I bet he reli needs a bit of cheering up! Ooh~! I see Mr Peepers now! {dashes off out of the diner}

Sylvia: O.o Wait, Wander!

Wander: {dashes towards the group of Watchdogs tht were coming out of the ship tongue n bumped into Peepers} Heya, Peepers. Is Hater home~?

Peepers: Wander?! I should've known u were here! Watchdogs, get him!

Sylvia: -_- Here we go again...(charges at Watchdogs) D: < Raggh!

Wander: {hugged Peepers tight} Haven't seen u in a long time, buddy~! How's abt some sugar?

Peeper: Gaaahhh!! Can't... Breathe...!! Get him...!!

{one of the Watchdogs aimed his laser gun at Wander}

Watchdog: >:C (aims gun)

Wander: {sees the gun aiming at him n grinned, then deftly dodged the shot as he dashed into the spaceship} Oh Hater! Hater~!

Hater: -_-;

Sylvia: (beating Watchdogs left and right) >:C

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[Wander n Hater's secret rendezvous continued for quite a while, for almost a couple of mths actually, wen Wander would come at least twice a week to continue teaching him abt foreplay so he could get used to it. Wander would still continue to go on adventures n traveling with Sylvia, bt to make meeting up more convenient, Hater had given him a beamer control so tht he could beam himself into the ship anytime he wants, wherevr he may be, tho they kept the rival facade in front of Peepers n Sylvia]

Wander: [was now teaching Hater how to give him a blowjob] Nnnhh... Yes... Use ur tongue more, Hatey... I love it wen u do tht...

Hater: [couldn't believe he was doing this. But, then again there were a lot of things he couldn't believe he was doing with Wander. He was bright green and his horns were giving off sparks again as he use his tounge on Wander's cock. Up and down he continue to suck hoping he was making good to his partner]

[Meanwhile Sylvia just sneak on board of Hater's ship. Sylvia knew something is going on between Hater and Wander and she had a feeling what it was. She still doesn't understand what Wander sees in Hater but, she will be a good friend and give her their support. BUT, that doesn't mean she couldn't threaten Hater to next afterlife if he ever hurt her little buddy]

Wander: [pants] Nnhh... Yes... Take me in as much as u can, buddy. Dont be shy. Just watch out for ur teeth. Dont bite [giggled]

[Peepers was also vry suspicious of Hater. Once or twice he had thought he'd seen frm the corner of his eye the orange Star Nomad sneaking abt inside the ship, bt he couldn't prove it. Furthermore there had been one instance wen he caught Wander coming out of Hater's room n gave chase n sounded the alarm, bt noticed the lack of enthusiasm frm his master to chase him dwn, n he also noticed in the armory tht the beaming control device was missing. He needed to knw wat was going on as he went dwn the vent n crawled thru it to get to the grid just above Hater's room to see wat exactly was going on, n somehow bumped into Sylvia]

Peepers: [gasped n was fumbling abt for his laser gun to shoot her]

Hater: [took Wander all in and started to suck hard]

Sylvia: [nearing Hater's bedroom but, heard something bang around in the vents. Using her tail, Sylvia dislodge the vent open and Peepers fall out] Hello~ Short Stuff

Wander: [gripped at the sheets, panting as he felt Hater's mouth around his cock] Yes... Nnnhh... Yes... Ooh yes, ur doing so good, Hatey...

Peepers: [got out his laser gun n aimed it at Sylvia, arming it] Aha! I KNEW there was something going on! Ur here, so tht means Wander is here! Wat r u two planning??

Sylvia: [rolls eyes and uses her tail to disarm Peepers. Grabbing him, Sylvia covered his 'mouth' and whispered to him] I am here just like you, trying to figure out what Hater and Wander been doing. So, I suggest you be quiet so we can get this show on the road. Got it?

Hater: [continues what he was doing]

Peepers: [groans n nodded, then waited for Sylvia to let him go before grumbling] Ugh, fine! Bt only bcoz I'm worried abt Lord Hater n wat Wander is doing to him! Highly dubious!

Wander: [whimpered, getting close] Y-Yes... Yes...Yes, I'm close...!! I'm gonna cum...!! Pls, no, u shouldn't... [wanted to push Hater away coz he doesnt think he's ready to actually taste a mouthful of cum frm him]

Hater: [Grumbles and starts to use his had to pump Wander]

Sylvia: [Rolls her eyes and continues to walk towards Hater's room. Then she started to hear Wanders moans. Looking kind of gross out] Well, we know what they have been doing now...

Wander: Nnnhh...!! Yes, yes, yes...!! Aaagghhh!! [whined out in a high pitch as he came all ovr Hater's hand, his bk arched up a moment before sinking bk dwn on the bed, panting frm the aftrglow] Nnnhh, u were great, Hatey. U definitely improved since the last time I was here

Peepers; [heard the orgasm call n was livid] Unacceptable! Lord Hater n Wander...?? D-Doing...unthinkable things?? He's absolutely corrupting him! I won't stand for this~!! [brandished his gun out, ready to barge in]

Sylvia: [rolled her eyes again, using her tail again she disarm and grabbed Peepers] Hold it Short Stuff! Do you want to go in there after they did.... stuff I personally don't have enough brain bleach for that. Let's wait after a few minutes shall we?

Hater: [blush proudly] Of course! I'm Hater number one super star at EVERYTHING.

Peepers: [groaned at the mental image n settled dwn] Uuuuggghhh.... Fine... Bt only a few minutes, n I'm going in there!

Wander: [giggled] U think ur ready for the real deal? Its been a couple of mths, n I've taught u evrything I knw abt foreplay

Hater: [Thinking about it. He still had some fears but he need to MAN up. So, he didn't seem like he was a weenie] Um...Yeah I'm ready [and leans and kiss Wander gently]

Sylvia: [heard Wander and Hater's agreement to continue futher] {I not standing here listening to that!} [starts to bang on the door] Before you go on and do that. Don't you have something to tell us?

Hater: [blush brightly] Oh GOB! [hides under the bed covers]

Wander: [blushed hard] S-Sylvia! P-Peepers! Wat r u doing here?? [pulls the covers ovr himself]

Peepers: Wat am I doing here? Wat are YOU doing here?! U can't just come in here n do...stuff to Lord Hater! Ur frabbing corrupting him n I swear to Grob tht if u dont get off tht bed right now, Imma gonna blow ur head off! [aimed his gun at Wander] Don't worry, Lord Hater. I got him. He won't corrupt u anymore!

Hater: [still under the covers] HE is not CORRUPTING me! I actually LIKE it okay! And I kinda LIKE him...It's not like I stop CONQUIERING or anything.

Sylvia: [Rolls eyes like it was the hunredth time that day. Using her tail again she disarm Peepers and grabbed him] Okay! We get you guys like eachother. But, we are worried that you guys would hurt eachother or 'corrupt' eachother. And Bud, you are not that very sneaky. Also, Hater If you EVER hurt Wander. NO ONE will never regconize you ever again. Got it?

Hater: [scared] Yes Mam...

Wander: Ooohh~ Cat's outta the bag this time... [blushed sheepishly at Sylvia] Sorry, buddy. I was only trying to help him understand sex. Its just tht...well, one thing led to another... Sorry for hiding it frm u...

Peepers: NO! U dont understand, u mangy furball! Lord Hater CAN'T continue this! He CAN'T do this! U can't make him go any further! It...It'll be a catastrophe!

Sylvia: [Brings up Peepers to eye level and glares] And why is that Short Stuff? You can see they like eachother right?

Peepers: Like doesnt froppin' matter in this situation. He can't do it! I've done my research on Lord Hater wen he first liberated our planet n our species to work for him. There's a reason why Hater's species reproduce magically. Its coz whenevr they do the...deed, it amplifies their powers. So much tht it practically goes haywire n burn up a lot of things, including themselves. Ppl die during the sexual intercourse, they were killing their own species out. If they didnt figure out the magical reproduction, their species would've gone extinct n Lord Hater would nvr hv been born. [turned to Wander] I hv NO problem with Lord Hater burning u into a crisp, bt I am not abt to let u kill OUR Lord Hater with tht! Now get off tht bed!

Wander: [blinked in shock] Is...Is tht true, Hatey? Is tht why...? [tho he could see Hater was just as surprised as he was]

Hater: WHAT?! [flings covers off] I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!

Sylvia: [drops Peepers] Wow...[Looks at her bud and wonders if he okay]

Peepers: Ouch! [growled as he glared at Sylvia for dropping him, then turned to Hater] Sir, u weren't meant to knw. None of the current generation of Skeletors were supposed to knw. They're already being trained n ingrained n taught by their elders tht magical reproduction is the way of life n tht conventional sex is not. They dont want u guys to find out n decided to experiment on it anyway n get themselves killed. It was for ur own good [turned to Wander n started dragging him] Now get the frob off the bed, u mangy mutt!

Wander: [whimpered n turned to Hater, his sad eyes looking at him expectantly, as if he didnt want to go]

Hater: PEEPERS stop it! [grabbs Peepers hand to sepreate him from Wander] Even though we can't do it I still...like him. We just hug and...cuddle! [said Hater looking embrassed and looking like a blushing mess.

Wander: [blushed as he realized tht he was actually pressed against Hater's chest]

Peepers: But...But sir...!! He's public enemy no#1! U said so urself! How could u like ur enemy?? How did u suddenly like him? U HATE HIM!

Hater: I DON'T KNOW. He always ruined my plan try to be fuzzy and goodie goodie all time. He drove me NUTZ! Half the time I want to strangle him! BUT at the same time I want...to hug him and stuff.

Sylvia: [snickers] Sounds like true love bub

Peepers: [groaned as he facepalmed] N u cuddle? U went tht far too?? Oh grob, I think I'm gonna hv an aneurism...

Wander: Cuddle? We always cuddle at the end. Tht's no big deal

Peepers: It IS a big deal for Skeletors. This is the most intimate gesture btwn them. It's basically sex for them

Wander: [blinked in surprise] Woah... reli?

Hater: [turns bright green and hid face in hand, but nodded to Wander]

Sylvia: [cracking up]

Wander: Syl~ Tht's mean. Don't laugh at him [hugged Hater n petted him, soothing him] N I will go all the way with him, Mr Peepers. I think I can handle him

Peepers: U THINK u can handle him?? Wat if he burns u to a crisp? Wat if HE burns into crisp?? I KNEW u plan this all along! U wanted to destroy our leader n this is how ur gonna do it!

Wander: [his face became serious] I don't plan on doing any of the sorts. I just want him to hv a good time n enjoy sex, as any normal person should. N he won't burn into a crisp. I knw it.

Hater: [still blushing and still hiding his face]

Sylvia: HOLD IT! [making both Peepers and Wander stop fighting and making Hater look up] Wander you got to hold up and the whole sex thing for a while. Look up more about Skeletors and build Hater 'sex immuity' up or something. Just don't do it right now. Peepers I know you are worried for your boss/best friend, but they like eachother a lot. Instead of trying to split them up support them. So, then you can portect him better. That is what I am doing. Both of you seem to forgetting Hater and you guys are embrassing him. [points to Hater and Wander] You two get dress and meet us at the Food court to discuss this like civilized adults. Got it?

Peepers: [grumbled n stomped out of the room towards the food court together with Sylvia]

Wander: [sighed] OK, watever u say, buddy~ [waited for evryone to leave before turning to Hater] Sorry, Hatey. I didnt mean to fight with Peepers n make u awkward

Hater: [takes a huge sigh] It's okay. [hands Wander his hat]

Wander: Hold onto it. I need to clean up first. Oh btw before we go face the music, there's something I wanna show u. Just so u don't freak out wen we finally do the deed

Hater: Uh...okay? [confused]

Wander: Ur the only person other than Sylvia I've ever shown this to [spread his legs n parted the fur ard his peeking cock n showed him tht he actually has a pussy underneath, just after where his cock is] I think that's wat u would call us...umm...intersex?

Hater: Uh....Ack...da...How? [brain is stalling]

Wander: [giggled] Don't be so alarmed. We Star Nomads r all intersex, meaning we hv both girl n boy parts, its to maximize our chances of having litters coz well, since we r nomads by nature, we don't get to see our own kind that much anymore, so we hv to breed with others to survive n save our species. I'm one of the rare pure Star Nomads ard

Hater: Oh....[mind is still blown]

Wander: [giggled] I guess it's a bit too much info for u. We'll take it slow. I'll go clean up. U dress up, OK? [pecked him on the cheek n made his way to the bathroom]

Hater: Dah....[mind is still blown but start getting dressed]

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Wander: [got to the food court] Go get watevr food u want, Syl. I think its best if we hv a lil "private time" so Hater doesnt get shy ard me telling him the birds n the bees of this planet? [gives puppy eyes to Sylvia]

Sylvia: [surpress her giggles again looking at Hater 'help me' face] No problem Bud! [goes off somewhere]

Hater: {Oh Gob! Why Me?} [thinks hater as looking for an escape exit and at the same time enjoying holding Wander's hand from some odd reason] {STOP THINKING THAT WAY!! This is Wander!}

Wander: [led him to the nearest seat, ordered some food for both of them n sat dwn] Sooooo I take u knw the name of this planet ur going to conquer at least?

Hater: [picks up cheeseburger and starts eating] Mandock right?

Wander: Mundock. Its Mun-dock. Right, so I'm sure u knw the regular birds n the bees: boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girls, boy n girl gets married, girl gives birth to babies, right? [doesn't wait for Hater's response] Now here in this planet, its the other way ard: its girl meets boy, girl falls in love with boy, girl n boy get married n BOY gives birth to babies. Their little "equipment" dwn there is the complete opposite of most regular species

Hater: [chokes on burger] WHAT? How is that even possible? {I have a hard time with regular reproduction}

Wander: Its always been like tht on this planet. They're born this way. The females hv their boobs for attraction purposes, to make themselves pretty. Once they got their man, the size will shrink dwn n then wen the men get pregnant, the men's boobs swell up so they can feed their babies n once they're weaned, it'll shrink bk to flat. They started off with no gender, u knw? No "equipment", no nothing. Blank as a slate. Then the planet started evolvin' n volcanoes started eruptin' or somethin' n this planet's magma flow system tht turned the air, mutating the species into wat it is today [it was the first time Wander evr talked serious stuff like this n those who didnt knw him long enough would've been stunned]

Hater: Gross, reproduction is gross. [just blinked stupidly] My spieces just use magic construct for reproduction and it just fine. Less sticky I think? Reprodection sticky right? [Hater look confused on the whole idea of sex. Never really knowing the paticuals of the act.]

Wander: Hater, reproduction is sticky, ur right, bt its a good kind of sticky. It leaves u with a great feeling inside ur gutty works n it is an amazing feeling especially wen u do it with someone u love. U...nvr had sex before? [pretty surprising to hear innocent Wander say such a word like tht]

Hater: [shudder out of disgust] Of course not it is gross. We don't do that on my plantet. And how can it be good? [Hater just look at Wander like he is insane]

Wander: [looked at Hater like he was the saddest person in the universe n looked so sorry to hear Hater say tht] U mean...U mean u nvr felt the urge? Nvr had anyone u love enough to want to feel them? Touch them? Hold them? Hug them? Make sweet, sweet love to them?

Hater: [blush green at the word hug] My species hug...and uh kiss and stuff we just don't reproduce the natural way. [keeps going green looking at Wander and having the urge again to hug him and stuff]

Wander: [continued to look at Hater sadly n somehow tears started flowing out of his blue eyes as he sniffled]

Hater: [slightly freaks out that Wander is crying] Are you okay?[pats Wander akwardly trying to comfort him]

Wander: I...I'm sorry...I just...I just feel so sad tht...ur species had nvr evr experienced true love. True love in the most physical form. N u...u hv nvr...I just feel so sorry for u... [burying his face in his hands, sobbing]

Peepers: [returned with files in his hands] Lord Hater, sir! I've done all the scans. I hate to admit it bt its like Wander said... [sees Wander crying] Did u make Wander cry? U made Wander cry! I'm so proud of u, sir! I KNEW u were diabolical!

Hater: [getting annoyed with crying Wander and happy Peepers] UURGG!! ENOUGH!! [turns to Wander] WHAT is so great about natural reproduction huh? My parents are super lovey dovey and they don't do it [shudders imagine his parent...cuddling. turns to Peepers] AND YOU!! We can't even conqure this plantet anymore if is fill with pregnat boys!!

Peepers: Well He IS right abt the Breeding Mth. Maybe we can take a rain chk? Come bk nxt mth to conquer it...maybe? Can I throw those two knuckleheads into the dungeon now? PLEASE?

Sylvia: [wraps tail around Peepers and starts to beat him] So, I'm back  [eat sandwiches then notice Wander] Hey Bone Head, what did ya do to Wander?![ Ready to pumple Hater

Hater: GOB! I didn't do anything! He just started to cry when I told him that my spieces didn't naturally reproduce!

Wander: It IS sad, Sylvia! I can't help it! I can't believe Hater had nvr had intimacy with another person! Sex is the most intimate, most amazing kind of expression of love n Hater n his kind had nvr heard of it! Its just so sad~! Boohoohoohoo--!! [sobs again]

Hater: Is THAT what it is call?

Sylvia: [rolls eyes] Real cryin shame. [continues to beat Peepers with tail]

Peepers: [was screaming bloody murder n begging Hater to save him]

Wander: [sniffles] I'm sorry. Here ya are being such a nice host, n I made myself such a fool by crying like a baby in front of u. I'm so embarrassed. Sylvia, Imma gonna need a time-out. Can we go?

Sylvia: [grins] Sure, Buddy! [flings Peepers somewhere] Lets go!

[they left the food court]

Hater: [realized they left] PEEPERS!! They're ESCAPING!! CAPTURE THEM!!

Peepers: [got up n tried to capture them along wtih the Watchdogs, bt the duo had already used the Orrble Juice n sped out of there] Umm...Sir...? They...kinda got away again...

Hater: WWWWHHHHHAAAATTTTTT!!!! [zaps Peepers}

Peepers: DAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!

Wander: [sniffles as they left Planet Mundock n were in the wide open space again, blowing his nose with a large hanky provided by the hat, making a honking sound]

Sylvia: [looks consern for Wander] You okay Buddy?

Wander: Yeah. I'm OK now. I just feel sad for Hater, is all. No wonder he's such a meanie all the time. He had nvr experienced the REAL birds n the bees. Its just so sad. To nvr truly be able to express ur love n all...

Sylvia: Yeah, I know. But, it not like you can help him with that.

Wander: Help him with...? [the idea suddenly crossed his mind, n he couldnt help striking a huge big grin, bt he hid it frm Sylvia behind the hat so tht she wouldn't notice, tho he couldnt hold bk a tiny, itsy-bitsy squeak tht escaped his throat]

Sylvia: Are you alright? Want to stop somewhere to rest

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[thus for the nxt couple of hours, the duo was on the run frm the Watchdogs, running up n dwn the areas, avoiding gunshots, chases n basically anything the Watchdogs can throw at them. By the time they were out of sight, Wander n Sylvia were hiding inside the boiler room]

Wander: Sylvia~ I dont like this tag. We're running frm evryone bt we dont seem to be tagging anybody. Tht's not how the game works

Sylvia: [pants trying to catch her breath] Umm...I don't know why Buddy. Maybe, they don't know the rules!

[then there were pounding on the door of the boiler room]

Sylvia: Oh Gob! [gets ready for a fight]

Wander: Ooh~ They found us! Guess we'll hv to be tagged then [opens the door] Alright, u win! Tag us!

Peepers: [was there with his laser gun raised to his face] Ah-hah! I got u now, Wander! Ur coming with me!

Wander: Congrats, Peepers! U caught us! Altho not the best way to tag me with [tries to move the gun away frm him]

Sylvia: [face plams. Then glares at Peepers]

[The watchdogs pile in and tried up Wander and Sylvia]

Peepers: Alright, u prisoners, MARCH! [poked the laser gun against both their backs n made them move]

Wander: Ur right, Sylvia. They reli don't knw the rules of the game

Sylvia: [just rolls eyes and glares at the back of Peepers] Yup Bud, they are horrible at this game.

[they enter Hater's ship and now in the throne room. But, there is no Hater to be seen.]

[Meanwhile, Hater was in his room playing his video games. Then the screen show 'WINNER!']

Hater: HA! NEW HIGH SCORE!! [does happy dance and went back to game]

Peepers: [called in thru the intercom] Lord Hater! Sorry to intrude bt I'm happy to announce tht we caught Wander n Sylvia. For real, this time!

Hater: I'M Busy! [hear that Wander been captured] I'll be right there! [throws controller somewhere]

[Hater enters throne room and sat on his throne]

Hater: MAW HA HA HA! FINALLY!! I captured you WANDER!! Now you can't RUIN my plans anymore!!

Wander: [looked up at him with his usual stupid grin] Aww, Hatey. U were planning to join in on the tag too? Why didnt u say so? Mr Peepers, ur such a bad person for leaving Hater out of the game

Peepers: For the last time, WE WERE NOT PLAYING TAG!!

Sylvia:[tries to surpress her giggles]

Hater: [left eye twiches] THIS IS NOT A GAME!!! I am finially going to DESTROY you and there is NOTHING  you can do about it!

Wander: [blinked n smiled again] Not evn if I say 'Pretty pls'?

Peeper: Ur pleases r not pretty enough!

Sylvia: [laughing uncontrolablely]

Hater: [eye twitches more and raises lighting hands] THAT'S IT!! [starts to zap Wander]

Wander: [dodged n danced ard the zapping, n then somehow managed to dance his way towards Hater until he was sitting on Hater's shoulder] Maybe this will change ur mind [leans in, pushing his head into Hater's hood n kissed him, fully on the lips]

Peepers: [was too caught off guard to react n just stared in disbelief along with all the other Watchdogs at this scene]

Sylvia: [caught off gaurd like everybody else]

Hater: [blushes bright green and pushes Wander away] WHAT WAS THAT?! [tries to get away from Wander]

Wander: [stuck his tongue out playfully] Just my nice way of asking u to not conquer this planet, is all. [turned to Sylvia n gave her a "I already knw" look]

Sylvia: [gives the 'aw shit' look] He hehehe

Hater: WHY the GOB, would I not want to conqure the plantet?! [still very green and still trying to get away from the starnomand]

[the watchdogs are still stun of what had happen]

Wander: Bcoz u'll be hurting a lot of ppl. Its the planet's Breeding Mth, n a lot of the boys there r pregnant n some of them ready to pop. U dont wanna kill babies, do u? I knw ur evil bt ur not THAT evil, r u? [looked up at him with puppy eyes]

Peepers: [finally found his voice] He-He's lying, sir! There is no such thing as Breeding Mth! I chk this planet thoroughly! It breeds just like any other planet! My survey is NEVER WRONG!!

Wander: Aww~ U knw I wouldnt lie abt babies, Hatey...

Hater: What you mean about babies and pergy boys. I thought girls are the one that get preggers [glares at Peepers] Well, your SURVEY said Wander was not here BUT look he is here. GO scan again!!

Peepers: R-Right now...sir? [looked at him confused]

Wander: [gasped] U dunno anything abt this planet at all, do ya? Oh u poor thing

Hater: [eye twitches again] OH GOB! No next week, of course right now! [turns to yell at Wander] I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BABIES AND GROSS STUFF LIKE THAT!

Wander: Well, if u untie me right now n invite me ovr for tea, I would gladly educate u, then u won't hv to trouble Mr Peepers. Whaddaya say? [raised his brows expectantly] Boink boink?

Sylvia: [starts to crack up again]

Hater: WHAT?! [tries to back up again but trips on robe and fells]

Sylvia: [laughs louder]

Wander: Ooh, sorry, did tht hurt? [approaches a random Watchdog] Could u like untie me for a bit so tht I can help Lord Hater up? Pls n thank u

Watchdog: Yeah sure [was caught in the moment n distracted n cut Wander loose]

Wander: [once he was loose, made his way to Hater to take his wrist with both hands to help him up] Ally-oop! There, u totally fell off ur butt there. U alright, Hater?

Hater: Uh thanks [tries to look normal but still is green] PEEPERS! how is that scan?!

Peepers: Still working on it, sir [muttered under his breath] If u would allow me to upgrade the system once in a while

Wander: C'mon, don't bother Mr Peepers. I'll tell u ALL abt it. N I am DYING to try ur food court! Oh, someone cut Sylvia loose, wouldja? Thanks~! [without warning, grabbed Hater's wrist n dragged him towards the direction of the food court of the ship]

[a watchdog unties Sylvia still out of it over the kiss]

Sylvia: Thank you! [follows Wander and Hater]

Hater: [looks like he wants to escape but allows Wander to drag him to  the food court]

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[Wander and Sylvia were at their latest planet, Planet Mundock, sitting at the balcony of a hotel they were relaxing in, looking ovr the city]

Wander: Gee, Sylvia, this planet sure is interesting~ Ur right to pick this planet to relax [sipped happily at his sparkling juice]

Sylvia: You know it Buddy! [Also enjoying her large sparking juice]

[Then suddenly A large skull ship blacken the planet's sky. Loud Intercom rang though out the city}

Wander: {looked out into the distance} Ooh ooh, looks like we've got our old friend dropping by~ {waved happily at the ship} Heya, Hater!!

Sylvia: Oh Gob....[rolled eyes and sipped drink]

Hater: PUNY BEINGS!! I THE GREAT LORD HATER HAVE DECIDED TO CONQURE YOUR PUNY PLANET AND MAKE IT PART OF MY [hears Wander] OH GOB!!

[interior Hater's ship]

Hater: PEEPERS! Why are they here!?

Peepers: {sees him} I don't knw, sir. I made doubly sure tht he wasnt here wen we did our survey... {scratched his head}

Hater: I don't care that he wasn't there in the 'survey' HE IS HERE NOW AND GOING TO RUIN EVERYTHING! [pick up Peepers and started shaking him. Hands sparked with lighting]

Peepers: {stuttering as he was shaken} I-I-I-I w-w-w-will g-g-g-get r-r-r-id o-o-o-of h-hi-h-ih-him r-r-r-ight awa-a-a--aay, s-s-s-siirr~~!

Hater: [drops Peepers] HMPH! Then why are you still here?! Get going! I'll be in my room.

Peepers: {groaned as he got up as quickly as he could, went to the PA machine} Watchdogs! We hv located our public enemy number #1 Wander and his steed Sylvia! Scour this planet! Burn it to the ground if u hv to! Go get us Wander! Lord Hater commands it!

[the ship's mouth open letting the army of watchdogs out}

Sylvia: Just great...[stands up and finishes drink]

Wander: {leans out the balcony to see} Oooh~ Looks like Hater's sending his welcoming team to invite us in. Should we go to them n save them the trouble? {in his usual oblivious self}

Sylvia: [face plams] Wander I don't think he want to see us. I think we should go, like now

Wander: Aww~ Bt I haven't finished my wintermelon sparkling juice yet. I just ordered a second refill... {shook his glass gently to show her the floating ice clinking in his drink}

Sylvia: Sorry, Bud we have to go before Hater get us! [making excuse hoping Wander would buy it] Umm...It is a game we can't let the watchdogs get us or we loose the game.

Wander: {perked up immediately} Ooh~ A game of tag! I LOVE tag! R the Watchdogs "It"?

Sylvia: Yes! [relieved that Wander bought it] Come on Buddy, hop on!

Wander: [does so in a flash, whooping happily]

Oh! Wander~ Over Yonder~


Welcome, welcome, everybody, to a brand new RP blog, based on the wonderful fandom of Wander over Yonder!

It's official.

I am addicted to Wander over Yonder, and I am addicted to the Skeleton Dance pairing.

And I needed someone to RP Wander over Yonder and Skeleton Dance pairing with me, so I put up an announcement in dA and of course, I got a response from two of my fans.

Thanks to their response, you will now enjoy an epic dose of Skeleton Dance pairings in WOY (with additional few other pairings that exist in the fandom) courtesy of me and my new friends woyfan and ekgthe1st.

Our RPs will be posted in intervals depending on the updates of each of our RPs. We may or may not explore many different universes within WOY, but rest assured, you will enjoy a wholesome goodness of Wander over Yonder!

Read it through or click on the labels to read the RPs of your choice, we won't judge.

Happy trails!