Young Destiny-Chp3

Wander: [got to the food court] Go get watevr food u want, Syl. I think its best if we hv a lil "private time" so Hater doesnt get shy ard me telling him the birds n the bees of this planet? [gives puppy eyes to Sylvia]

Sylvia: [surpress her giggles again looking at Hater 'help me' face] No problem Bud! [goes off somewhere]

Hater: {Oh Gob! Why Me?} [thinks hater as looking for an escape exit and at the same time enjoying holding Wander's hand from some odd reason] {STOP THINKING THAT WAY!! This is Wander!}

Wander: [led him to the nearest seat, ordered some food for both of them n sat dwn] Sooooo I take u knw the name of this planet ur going to conquer at least?

Hater: [picks up cheeseburger and starts eating] Mandock right?

Wander: Mundock. Its Mun-dock. Right, so I'm sure u knw the regular birds n the bees: boy meets girl, boy falls in love with girls, boy n girl gets married, girl gives birth to babies, right? [doesn't wait for Hater's response] Now here in this planet, its the other way ard: its girl meets boy, girl falls in love with boy, girl n boy get married n BOY gives birth to babies. Their little "equipment" dwn there is the complete opposite of most regular species

Hater: [chokes on burger] WHAT? How is that even possible? {I have a hard time with regular reproduction}

Wander: Its always been like tht on this planet. They're born this way. The females hv their boobs for attraction purposes, to make themselves pretty. Once they got their man, the size will shrink dwn n then wen the men get pregnant, the men's boobs swell up so they can feed their babies n once they're weaned, it'll shrink bk to flat. They started off with no gender, u knw? No "equipment", no nothing. Blank as a slate. Then the planet started evolvin' n volcanoes started eruptin' or somethin' n this planet's magma flow system tht turned the air, mutating the species into wat it is today [it was the first time Wander evr talked serious stuff like this n those who didnt knw him long enough would've been stunned]

Hater: Gross, reproduction is gross. [just blinked stupidly] My spieces just use magic construct for reproduction and it just fine. Less sticky I think? Reprodection sticky right? [Hater look confused on the whole idea of sex. Never really knowing the paticuals of the act.]

Wander: Hater, reproduction is sticky, ur right, bt its a good kind of sticky. It leaves u with a great feeling inside ur gutty works n it is an amazing feeling especially wen u do it with someone u love. U...nvr had sex before? [pretty surprising to hear innocent Wander say such a word like tht]

Hater: [shudder out of disgust] Of course not it is gross. We don't do that on my plantet. And how can it be good? [Hater just look at Wander like he is insane]

Wander: [looked at Hater like he was the saddest person in the universe n looked so sorry to hear Hater say tht] U mean...U mean u nvr felt the urge? Nvr had anyone u love enough to want to feel them? Touch them? Hold them? Hug them? Make sweet, sweet love to them?

Hater: [blush green at the word hug] My species hug...and uh kiss and stuff we just don't reproduce the natural way. [keeps going green looking at Wander and having the urge again to hug him and stuff]

Wander: [continued to look at Hater sadly n somehow tears started flowing out of his blue eyes as he sniffled]

Hater: [slightly freaks out that Wander is crying] Are you okay?[pats Wander akwardly trying to comfort him]

Wander: I...I'm sorry...I just...I just feel so sad tht...ur species had nvr evr experienced true love. True love in the most physical form. N u...u hv nvr...I just feel so sorry for u... [burying his face in his hands, sobbing]

Peepers: [returned with files in his hands] Lord Hater, sir! I've done all the scans. I hate to admit it bt its like Wander said... [sees Wander crying] Did u make Wander cry? U made Wander cry! I'm so proud of u, sir! I KNEW u were diabolical!

Hater: [getting annoyed with crying Wander and happy Peepers] UURGG!! ENOUGH!! [turns to Wander] WHAT is so great about natural reproduction huh? My parents are super lovey dovey and they don't do it [shudders imagine his parent...cuddling. turns to Peepers] AND YOU!! We can't even conqure this plantet anymore if is fill with pregnat boys!!

Peepers: Well He IS right abt the Breeding Mth. Maybe we can take a rain chk? Come bk nxt mth to conquer it...maybe? Can I throw those two knuckleheads into the dungeon now? PLEASE?

Sylvia: [wraps tail around Peepers and starts to beat him] So, I'm back  [eat sandwiches then notice Wander] Hey Bone Head, what did ya do to Wander?![ Ready to pumple Hater

Hater: GOB! I didn't do anything! He just started to cry when I told him that my spieces didn't naturally reproduce!

Wander: It IS sad, Sylvia! I can't help it! I can't believe Hater had nvr had intimacy with another person! Sex is the most intimate, most amazing kind of expression of love n Hater n his kind had nvr heard of it! Its just so sad~! Boohoohoohoo--!! [sobs again]

Hater: Is THAT what it is call?

Sylvia: [rolls eyes] Real cryin shame. [continues to beat Peepers with tail]

Peepers: [was screaming bloody murder n begging Hater to save him]

Wander: [sniffles] I'm sorry. Here ya are being such a nice host, n I made myself such a fool by crying like a baby in front of u. I'm so embarrassed. Sylvia, Imma gonna need a time-out. Can we go?

Sylvia: [grins] Sure, Buddy! [flings Peepers somewhere] Lets go!

[they left the food court]

Hater: [realized they left] PEEPERS!! They're ESCAPING!! CAPTURE THEM!!

Peepers: [got up n tried to capture them along wtih the Watchdogs, bt the duo had already used the Orrble Juice n sped out of there] Umm...Sir...? They...kinda got away again...

Hater: WWWWHHHHHAAAATTTTTT!!!! [zaps Peepers}

Peepers: DAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!

Wander: [sniffles as they left Planet Mundock n were in the wide open space again, blowing his nose with a large hanky provided by the hat, making a honking sound]

Sylvia: [looks consern for Wander] You okay Buddy?

Wander: Yeah. I'm OK now. I just feel sad for Hater, is all. No wonder he's such a meanie all the time. He had nvr experienced the REAL birds n the bees. Its just so sad. To nvr truly be able to express ur love n all...

Sylvia: Yeah, I know. But, it not like you can help him with that.

Wander: Help him with...? [the idea suddenly crossed his mind, n he couldnt help striking a huge big grin, bt he hid it frm Sylvia behind the hat so tht she wouldn't notice, tho he couldnt hold bk a tiny, itsy-bitsy squeak tht escaped his throat]

Sylvia: Are you alright? Want to stop somewhere to rest