Young Destiny-Chp7

[Frm that day on, Wander n Sylvia became the unofficial members of the Watchdog crew. They still went out on their own adventures n left Hater to himself wen he's conquering planets, bt during dwn time, the duo, with the help of the beamer control device, would come visit the ship, n Peepers would use this chance to bring Wander n Hater to the ship's massive library to study on each others species, tho sometimes Wander would be his mischievous self n drag Hater to somewhere secluded to make out or foreplay with Hater, much to Peepers' chagrin]

Sylvia: [chuckes] They went off again somewhere didn't they? [staring at a peeved Peepers]

Peepers: [growled] It's like talking to a bunch of cows in heat. We r SUPPOSED to be studying abt Star Nomads today n they're gone, AGAIN! Ugh, why do I even bother? U reli need to keep a leash on ur furball friend, zbornak

Sylvia: [snorts] When Wander wants something he will stop at nothing to get it. Besides I don't see you trying rain in Hater? [smirks]

Peepers: U think I can reign in that nutcase? He'll zap me to nxt week. He is also the type to get wat he wants. [sighed] Tho I suppose it's the price to pay for serving ur savior

Sylvia: [giggles] Same protecting your best friend. So, tell me. How did Hater save you guys?

Peepers: [raised a brow n rolled his eyes] Well, we will hv to start frm the very beginning. Think u can handle a bit of history lesson?

Sylvia: [gets comfortable] Lay it on me Professor!

Peepers: Well, the Watchdogs n I all originated frm the planet Primier, with our Great Eye n his Queen as our ruler. Our planet was formed together with the first eye ppl during the great big bang, so they were our first king n queen. Thus the planet shares the same life core with our King n Queen, so in laymans terms, if both our rulers die, the planet will die with them. We're almost like Wander in a way, intersex at birth n it is up to us whether we want to be the girl or boy in the relationship n our bodies will automatically mutate n shift accordingly to become tht gender permanently, like me, wen I decided to bond with my first lover, I chose to be the pants in the relationship, so my lover decided to become a she...Then she met someone else only 5 mths into our marriage, n she divorced me and... [grumble grumble under his breath, getting off topic]

Sylvia: [comfort him by patting his shoulder] You are getting off topic

Peepers: [cleared his throat] Ahem, anyways, so one day, our Queen passed away. Some kind of rare form of pathogen going on one winter's morning tht seems to affect those who chose to become female. We nvr knew where tht pathogen came frm, bt we knew it was killing all the females of our species, n we needed a new Queen to replace the one died bcoz wen our Queen died, basically a third of the planet died too n made the plague worse. N none of us dared to choose to turn female to become The Great Eye's bride for fear of getting infected n killed. So we had to outsource. We were so desperate we didnt do a proper background chk. We ended up picking a Marina

Sylvia: You chosed a Marina? [gave a deapanned look]

Peepers: We didnt knw any better. We were desperate. Our planet was dying. So we got her to marry our Great Eye n he thus shared the planet's lifeline with her. Bt we soon learnt our lesson, the hard way. She was vry powerful. She somehow managed to assimilate wtih the core of the planet, taking full control of it, then killed our Great Eye n ruled ovr our planet with an iron fist. She wasn't as bad as Emperor Awesome, bt she does hv a partying streak. The whole planet was completely in shambles as we were stripped of evrything we own n became her slaves while our money n possession were used to fuel her high-maintenance lifestyle n her parties. [groaned] I was her righthand manslave, sort of, n I've seen enough parties she held to last me the whole 9 galaxies. Ugh... If I see another glitter shower... [shuddered]

Sylvia: Yeah, we kinda got stuck on one of Awesome's end of the world parties [shudders] Continue

Peepers: Anyway, our planet became a bit of a wasteland, the Queen's castle kept growing bigger n more lavish, then one day, Lord Hater came. He was invited to one of her parties, n he was barely getting started on the world-conquering business n said tht he was looking for recruits. Our Queen knew Lord Hater's kind n thought maybe she could seduce him into becoming her King n liason with the powerful Skeletor clan so tht she could continue on her lifestyle. Lord Hater took one look at her, her castle n her party n told her tht her proposal sucks n killed her, right there n then. Fried her heart frm the inside out in front of evryone in the middle of the ballroom. It was glorious. Of course, the planet started crumbling coz the Queen died, bt he barely twitched an eyebrow. I will nvr forget wat he said wen he held his hand out to me n my ppl. He said "U can stay here n die like a good guy, or u can come with Lord Hater No#1 Super Star n be a great bad guy". Thinking bk, it was the cheesiest, lamest line evr, bt it was still our saving grace. He gave us new clothes, good food, new home, we get to travel ard the galaxy n become empowered again, n we've been with Lord Hater ever since. Hate's great, best villain!

Sylvia: [look kind of shock the hater kill somebody. But, laugh at the corny line that Hater said] You guys must really love him.

Peepers: [shrugs] Eh, he's got his violent streak and all tht, bt he cares abt us, in his own manchild way. I'm the only one who can be honest with him, n I'm prolly the only friend he's evr got in this whole wide galaxy. His parents r dead, u see, due to civil war in his own planet. He was supposed to be nxt in line to the throne, bt his side of the family lost the war, which is why he's out here trying to ovrcompensate himself with ruling the galaxy to show up the guys who dethroned him, I suppose. So yeah, u can say we love him, sorta

Sylvia: Well, that's suck for him. So, how his their lessions anyways?

Peepers: As much as I can teach them. I mean Hater just basically being all dumb n surprised n Wander would be like a kid with a new plaything wen it comes to the birds n the bees of both their species, bt wen it comes to evrything else, like culture n habits n history backgrounds n stuff, they were pretty OK. They behave...almost like best buds, budding lovers, newly weds... [gripped his chest a little] N it kinda hurts. Like a father giving away a daughter kind of hurt

Syliva: Dawww~ That's so cute![giggles] I know what you mean. Wander my be more sexually mature than Hater but he still naive on most things. I afraid something will happen and I'll have to bash a few skulls.

Peepers: U don't mean to tell me that THAT furball is still a virgin? Wat with him being all hanky panky abt everything? I would've thought he'd screw every species in the galaxy by now

Sylvia: Yup. In their culture they learn everything about sex before they actually do the deed. Seeing to them sex is the ultimate form love and survival. And some odd reason he want Hater as his first.

Peepers: Ugh, its true wat certain species of the planets say: Love is blind, coz Wander sure is as blind as a bat right now