Friday, March 6, 2015

Cure For Your Funk-Chp8

[a week later, aftr Wander had more or less healed frm the birth, a gathering of Watchdogs was called in the ship's hall for a briefing n announcement frm Lord Hater]

Hater: watchdogs... I'd like to announce...being engaged to Wander. :$

[all the Watchdogs gasped, n they all either looked unhappy or surprised]

Wander: [was carrying the litter on his bk as he gave Hater an encouraging squeeze on his hand]

Hater: and...this is our family...

[the Watchdogs were evn more surprised]

Peepers: [pretty much fainted frm the news]

Sylvia:  :)

Wander: [smiled as well as he proudly showed the babies to the watchdogs]

Watchdogs: Aaaawww~~

Sylvia: ^^ I'm an auntie.

Wander: [smiled happily at the Watchdogs n hugged Hater's arm] Isn't it great, everyone? We're all gonna be one big happy family~

[the Watchdogs r not sure wat to reply]

Hater: Come on, guys, I know this is a big change for us, but you might actually have to get used to this all happening.

[the Watchdogs mutter to each other, reluctantly agreeing]

Random watchdog: So does tht mean u don't wanna take ovr planets anymore? R we the good guys now?

Hater: pretty much. But we still get to kick butt if anyone messes with us and stuff.

[the Watchdogs looked at each other, thinking abt it]

Random Watchdog: So wat will be our new slogan then? We can't use "Hate's great, best villain" anymore if we're the good guys

Hater: (think)... any ideas, Wander?

Wander: [thought abt it] How abt "Love's great, best buddies?" [giggled]

Hater: .///. yeah sure ok.

Peepers: [has woken up n heard everything] No! No, I forbid it! I may be OK with u two together, bt we are NOT quitting being the bad guy!

Hater: >8C PEEPERS...

Peepers: But... But sir...!

Hater: Peepers, I said!

Peepers: No! I'm not gonna let so many yrs of bad guy hard work go to waste bcoz of some goody-two-shoes...

Wander: Peepers, stop being so mean! [meant to smack Peepers bk a little to lighten him up bt suddenly his hand crackled with green lightning n ended up zapping him] gasp Wha...?

Hater:  :O!!! ...whoa... didn't see that coming...

Sylvia::O Wander...??

Wander: I...I didnt mean to... I dunno wat happened! [didnt expect him to hv Hater's powers as well] W-What's wrong wtih me??

Hater: o.o I think... somehow... some of my powers must've passed onto you...

Peepers: [groaned] I...I think its coz wen I asked u to give Wander the boost wen he was giving birth...

Hater: O_O Oh yeah, that...

Wander: [whined] I dont like this power, I dont like hurting ppl~

Hater:  :(... (hug) I can teach you how to control it...

Wander: [hugged him bk] OK...

Random Watchdog: So wen's the wedding, boss?

Hater: (think) possibly in a few months... there'll be cake~ (cat)

[all the watchdogs cheered n congratulated him]

Watchdogs: Love's great, best buddies! Love's great, best buddies! Love's great, best buddies!

Peepers: [groaned in defeat] Uuuuggghhh... Great... Just great...

Sylvia: (picks him up) >:c... (hug) ^^

Peepers: >__<''' Let go of me~!!

Sylvia: Get used to it, pipsqueak.

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