[3 mths aftr tht last rendezvous, Sylvia n Wander were in a new planet, n they were relaxing in a posh restaurant, only Wander seemed to be ordering almost evrything in the menu n was wolfing them dwn like he hadnt eaten in forevr]
Wander: [shoved the last piece of steak into his mouth, his cheeks full n puffed like a hamster]
Sylvia: O_o boy, you're really packing it in there, Wander.
Wander: Hmm? Wovvy, hy vad 'ungee (sorry I was hungry) [talking wtih his mouth full]
Sylvia: :\ really hungry it looks like.
Wander: [smiled sheepishly as he continued to eat]
Waiter: [comes in with the bill later n it was pretty high $$$]
Sylvia: :O whoa, that much??
Waiter: [nodded n gestured at the amt of food Wander ordered] It should be obvious, ma'am
Wander: [saw the bill n gave his money too to cover half] Sorry abt tht, Syl. Its all I got right now
Sylvia: Hmmm... (getting supspicious)
Wander: [finally finished n let out a loud burp] BUUUUUUUUURRRRPPPP!! Oops, excuse me... [grinned sheepishly]
Sylvia: Uh...huh :\
Wander: Imma gonna go explorin' ard a bit more. Umm... I'll brb [left the restaurant in a jiffy]
Sylvia: (think)...
Wander: [stopped by at the park n heaved a sigh of relief, then felt a small cramp in his belly] Nnnhh... I think I ate too much. Feels like indiegestion... [then a small warmth n a tiny glow was seen on his belly, the colour all too familiar] Oh no...
(elsewhere on same planet)
Hater: -.- ...
Peepers: [was blabbing away abt planet conquering plans wen he realized he wasn't paying attention] Umm... Hater, sir? Lord Hater?
Hater: >:C What??
Peepers: Did u get all wat I just said?
Hater: ... .3. Something about conquering this planet?
Peepers: Yes, n wat weapons r we planning to use?
Hater:... ^^; Um... big point ones?
Peepers: No, its the laser mind control device with killer microwaves controled thru ur powers, sir. U didnt listen at all, did u? Wat is going on in ur mind? U havent been vry into conquering these days, wats wrong?
Hater: >.> Does it matter? >:C I'm taking over planets again, aren't I??
Peepers: Yessir, bt its like ur mind is not into it. N the last planet u conquered, u just came, sucked their resources dry n left. U didnt evn bother to ask us Watchdogs to conquer them n spread fear n terror. Its not like u, sir.
Hater: <_<
Peepers: Is there something bothering u, sir? Something on ur mind? Anything I can help?
Hater: >_< No I don't want any help, C Peeps!
Peepers: -_- [sighs] Fine. So shall I fire up the mind control device?
Hater: Yeah, sure. Why not? -3-
Peepers: Good. I'll go get the Watchdogs to do it [intercomes] All Watchdogs, gather in the weaponry room. We hv a planet to conquer! [left Hater alone in the meeting room]
[a brainwave signal was felt in the skeleton's mind, signalling it was Wander calling him]
Hater: (uses hand) (think) Hater number 1 super star.
Wander: [was at a local payphone] Umm... Hey, Hatey...
Hater: o.o Wander?
Wander: Umm... [bit his lip as he tried to tell the truth, bt all tht came out of his mouth was...] We shouldnt see each other anymore
Hater: ? Why? What's going on?
Wander: N-Nothing. Nothing's going on, its just... [bit his lip again n sighed] I'm tired of hiding our relationship, n I'm tired of sneaking ard. I...I want us to break up
Hater: :O what?? B-but why?
Wander: I just told u. I...I'm tired of hiding our relationship. I dont want to sneak ard anymore. N...N ur evil, n I'm the good guy. We can nvr work out. So...goodbye, Hater. Good luck with world domination [hung up]
Hater: :O... :(...
Wander: [started sobbing n fell to his knees, crying quietly as he hugged his middle, which was glowing steadily, indicating the baby's growth]
Hater: :(... Wander...
Wander: [kept on crying, not knwing tht Sylvia had been following behind him n spying on him n heard evrything]
Sylvia:...What have you been doing with Hater...??
Wander: [gasped at Sylvia's voice] I...I can explain... [tries to hide his middle bt the tiny glow gave it away]
Sylvia: :O What is that...???
Wander: [tears started pouring out n he sobbed like a little child] Pls... Pls dont be mad at me, Syl, pls~
Sylvia: Wander... have you been... and with Hater...?
Wander: [bit his lip n nodded]
Sylvia:... I see... and you're ending it with him?
Wander: [nodded] He... He can't knw... [held his middle] He'll freak out...n I can't risk it...He'll be pissed at me...n I dont think he's ready to be a father, him being the evil conqueror n all...
Sylvia:...(feels sorry for her little friend) (hug) it's going to be okay, Wander...
Wander: [whimpered as he hugged Sylvia tigther, sobbing in her arms]
Sylvia: :( (hug)
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