[thus for the nxt couple of hours, the duo was on the run frm the Watchdogs, running up n dwn the areas, avoiding gunshots, chases n basically anything the Watchdogs can throw at them. By the time they were out of sight, Wander n Sylvia were hiding inside the boiler room]
Wander: Sylvia~ I dont like this tag. We're running frm evryone bt we dont seem to be tagging anybody. Tht's not how the game works
Sylvia: [pants trying to catch her breath] Umm...I don't know why Buddy. Maybe, they don't know the rules!
[then there were pounding on the door of the boiler room]
Sylvia: Oh Gob! [gets ready for a fight]
Wander: Ooh~ They found us! Guess we'll hv to be tagged then [opens the door] Alright, u win! Tag us!
Peepers: [was there with his laser gun raised to his face] Ah-hah! I got u now, Wander! Ur coming with me!
Wander: Congrats, Peepers! U caught us! Altho not the best way to tag me with [tries to move the gun away frm him]
Sylvia: [face plams. Then glares at Peepers]
[The watchdogs pile in and tried up Wander and Sylvia]
Peepers: Alright, u prisoners, MARCH! [poked the laser gun against both their backs n made them move]
Wander: Ur right, Sylvia. They reli don't knw the rules of the game
Sylvia: [just rolls eyes and glares at the back of Peepers] Yup Bud, they are horrible at this game.
[they enter Hater's ship and now in the throne room. But, there is no Hater to be seen.]
[Meanwhile, Hater was in his room playing his video games. Then the screen show 'WINNER!']
Hater: HA! NEW HIGH SCORE!! [does happy dance and went back to game]
Peepers: [called in thru the intercom] Lord Hater! Sorry to intrude bt I'm happy to announce tht we caught Wander n Sylvia. For real, this time!
Hater: I'M Busy! [hear that Wander been captured] I'll be right there! [throws controller somewhere]
[Hater enters throne room and sat on his throne]
Hater: MAW HA HA HA! FINALLY!! I captured you WANDER!! Now you can't RUIN my plans anymore!!
Wander: [looked up at him with his usual stupid grin] Aww, Hatey. U were planning to join in on the tag too? Why didnt u say so? Mr Peepers, ur such a bad person for leaving Hater out of the game
Peepers: For the last time, WE WERE NOT PLAYING TAG!!
Sylvia:[tries to surpress her giggles]
Hater: [left eye twiches] THIS IS NOT A GAME!!! I am finially going to DESTROY you and there is NOTHING you can do about it!
Wander: [blinked n smiled again] Not evn if I say 'Pretty pls'?
Peeper: Ur pleases r not pretty enough!
Sylvia: [laughing uncontrolablely]
Hater: [eye twitches more and raises lighting hands] THAT'S IT!! [starts to zap Wander]
Wander: [dodged n danced ard the zapping, n then somehow managed to dance his way towards Hater until he was sitting on Hater's shoulder] Maybe this will change ur mind [leans in, pushing his head into Hater's hood n kissed him, fully on the lips]
Peepers: [was too caught off guard to react n just stared in disbelief along with all the other Watchdogs at this scene]
Sylvia: [caught off gaurd like everybody else]
Hater: [blushes bright green and pushes Wander away] WHAT WAS THAT?! [tries to get away from Wander]
Wander: [stuck his tongue out playfully] Just my nice way of asking u to not conquer this planet, is all. [turned to Sylvia n gave her a "I already knw" look]
Sylvia: [gives the 'aw shit' look] He hehehe
Hater: WHY the GOB, would I not want to conqure the plantet?! [still very green and still trying to get away from the starnomand]
[the watchdogs are still stun of what had happen]
Wander: Bcoz u'll be hurting a lot of ppl. Its the planet's Breeding Mth, n a lot of the boys there r pregnant n some of them ready to pop. U dont wanna kill babies, do u? I knw ur evil bt ur not THAT evil, r u? [looked up at him with puppy eyes]
Peepers: [finally found his voice] He-He's lying, sir! There is no such thing as Breeding Mth! I chk this planet thoroughly! It breeds just like any other planet! My survey is NEVER WRONG!!
Wander: Aww~ U knw I wouldnt lie abt babies, Hatey...
Hater: What you mean about babies and pergy boys. I thought girls are the one that get preggers [glares at Peepers] Well, your SURVEY said Wander was not here BUT look he is here. GO scan again!!
Peepers: R-Right now...sir? [looked at him confused]
Wander: [gasped] U dunno anything abt this planet at all, do ya? Oh u poor thing
Hater: [eye twitches again] OH GOB! No next week, of course right now! [turns to yell at Wander] I DON'T NEED TO KNOW ABOUT BABIES AND GROSS STUFF LIKE THAT!
Wander: Well, if u untie me right now n invite me ovr for tea, I would gladly educate u, then u won't hv to trouble Mr Peepers. Whaddaya say? [raised his brows expectantly] Boink boink?
Sylvia: [starts to crack up again]
Hater: WHAT?! [tries to back up again but trips on robe and fells]
Sylvia: [laughs louder]
Wander: Ooh, sorry, did tht hurt? [approaches a random Watchdog] Could u like untie me for a bit so tht I can help Lord Hater up? Pls n thank u
Watchdog: Yeah sure [was caught in the moment n distracted n cut Wander loose]
Wander: [once he was loose, made his way to Hater to take his wrist with both hands to help him up] Ally-oop! There, u totally fell off ur butt there. U alright, Hater?
Hater: Uh thanks [tries to look normal but still is green] PEEPERS! how is that scan?!
Peepers: Still working on it, sir [muttered under his breath] If u would allow me to upgrade the system once in a while
Wander: C'mon, don't bother Mr Peepers. I'll tell u ALL abt it. N I am DYING to try ur food court! Oh, someone cut Sylvia loose, wouldja? Thanks~! [without warning, grabbed Hater's wrist n dragged him towards the direction of the food court of the ship]
[a watchdog unties Sylvia still out of it over the kiss]
Sylvia: Thank you! [follows Wander and Hater]
Hater: [looks like he wants to escape but allows Wander to drag him to the food court]
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