[come dinner time, Peepers was in charge of bringing Hater's food to his private dining quarters]
Peepers: [knocked before entering] Oh, Lord Hater, sir~ We've got ur fav oxtail meat loaf for dinner tonight
Hater: (sitting at the table) Good, I've been starving.
Peepers: [sets dwn the tray of food, giving Hater his share n sat nxt to him with his own share of food, since as his SiC, he is entitled to eat in Hater's private dining quarters with him] So, how goes ur thing with Wander? Did u torture him good? Give him the old Iron Maiden torture device treatment? Tear him limb from limb?
Hater: Just some type of torture I found browsing SpaceNet.
Peepers: Ooh, reli? I hope it involved a lot of pain. Can I hv a go at him? I've been dying to use the brain probe device, drill a few holes into his skull for good measure, maybe even the ol' electroshock helmet treatment...
Hater: Actually... (leans close to whisper what he had done to the second in command)
Peepers: [his eyes widened in shock] S-Seriously?? U did tht?? Oh my, tht escalated quickly... How did he react to it?
Hater: I pretty much had him sobbing.
Peepers: Tht sounds impressive bt... Why tht tho? I mean, u could do anything else n get the same results, right? Why do tht instead? U dont hv...ulterior motives behind it, do u, sir?
Hater: (blinks blankly) What?
Peepers: Well, I dunno... Usually if u hate him so much, u wouldnt hesitate to ask me to prepare the torture room, bt instead u did...tht. I was just wondering if u hv "other" reasons to do so
Hater: I just got tired of the same old thing, that's all! He always makes some stupid story to distract me from destroying him on the spot!
Peepers: True tht, it just nvr reli occurred to me tht u would do tht, is all
Hater: (crosses arms) What? I did something to break him, didn't I? >_<
Peepers: Well, I'm glad it's just tht. The last thing I need to find out is tht the reason is bcoz u... [mumbled] ...secretly love him or something
Hater: O_O... (hands spark up) ARE YOU SERIOUS, C PEEPS?! I WAS NOT DOING ANYTHING LIKE THAT!! I was simply TORMENTING him!
Peepers: :o OK, OK, I get it! Ur torturing him, in ur own way! I get it! Don't hurt me! [backed away frm him, knowing how much punch those sparks pack wen he's pissed]
Hater: (growls a little before settling down) Whatever. He's chained in my room, he ain't getting away anytime soon.
Peepers: U better be sure. Remember he's gotten out of tighter spots than these
Hater: |-( Yeah, yeah, I gotcha.
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