[The map led him to not the south where the quarry was, bt to the east where there was a huge rocky clearing with hardly any vegetation, n a small jungle after the clearing]
Hater: Huh, that's weird. But if that's where the map says it's located...
??: Oi! Wat the heck r u doing here, Bonehead??
Hater: :o Uh oh.
[The owner of the voice showed up to reveal Awesome, equipped with digging gear as well as a number of his Fistfighter minions equally equipped as well]
Awesome: Well, well, well, fancy seeing YOU here, Bonehead
Hater: :| What're YOU doing here? ... dressed like THAT?
Awesome: Wat does it look like I'm doing? I'm here to mine the rare Tequila Rainbow gem, of course. Wat r YOU doing here?
Hater: That's going to be MY gem! (lights up hands with electricity)
Awesome: Hah! U?? With a gem THAT precious? U don't even knw wat to do with it! I, on the other hand, am gonna use it to add to my collection of blings, so I can wear it to PAR-TAY!! [did the rocker sign] Woohoo!
Hater: (growls and shoots lightning at Awesome)
Awesome: [dodged it boredly, as if he was already used to it] Ugh, give it up, Bonehead. It ain't worth anything on u. U even came unprepared. No gear, no minions to help u. By the time I'm done, u would still be scraping for dirt
Hater: (getting pissed) I DO know what I want to do with it, but it's none of your DAMN BUSINESS!!
Awesome: Tsk, tsk, tsk, so pathetic [shrugged] Fine, let me make this simple for u. Lets hv a race to see who can find the gem first. I'll evn let u borrow one of my digging gear [snapped his fingers n his second in command Knucklehead (the bouncer looking guy) came with a spare gear to toss it to Hater] Bt I'll warn ya, finders, keepers. Lets see how u alone fare against me n MY team [laughed as he made his minions spread out thru the clearing n started digging]
Hater: :O ... Grr... (puts it on and digs as fast as he can)
[evryone dug at evry nook n cranny, Hater vs Awesome n his team, bt towards sundown, still no luck]
Awesome: U found anything yet, Knucklehead?
Knucklehead: No, sir! Not yet!
Awesome: Well, keep digging! We dont want Bonehead here to find it first! I NEED my BLING!
Knucklehead: Sir, yes, sir! [kept digging]
Hater: (digging his fastest)
[they were running out of room to dig, n by the time Hater stopped to take a breather, he realized he was within the edge of the small jungle aftr the clearing]
Hater: ...Maybe... (digs around that area)
[there were a few failed tries, bt once the skeletor moved slightly deeper into the jungle, his gear hit something which was underneath the roots of a big old tree]
Hater: :O ...Is that? (uncovers what he hit)
[lo and behold, there it was, the Tequila Rainbow Gem, n it was quite big, maybe bigger than most normal ppl would've found, abt the size of an ostrich egg]
Hater: ... :D Hater #1 Superstar! (grabs it)
[one of the minions heard his victory cry n saw him]
Minion: Sir! Lord Hater's got the gem! He's got the gem!!
Awesome: WAT?! GET HIM!!
Hater: (sees them and teleports out of there)
Knucklehead: [managed to grab onto Hater's edge of the cloak before he teleported, n the sudden extra weight made Hater miss the town by a mile] I got him, sir!!
Awesome: Don't let him get away!!
[a funny chase montage ensued, with the gem flip-flopping evrywhere, exchanging hands frm Hater to Knucklehead to Awesome to minions to Hater again]
Hater: (running) Leave me alone, you freaks! >_<
Awesome: Not without MY GEM!! [pounced onto him, bt missed wen he dodged n hit a lamp post instead]
Hater: XD Ha ha! (runs off still holding gem)
[By then the townspeople were wondering wat the commotion is abt n saw them wrestling each other for the gem]
Man#1: Is that the Tequila Rainbow gem?
Man#2: Holy Tork, its huge! The biggest we've ever seen!
Woman#1: Isn't it supposed to be super rare?? I must hv it!!
Woman#2: Not if I hv it first, u skank!
Man#3: We're gonna be rich with that thing!
Everyone: Get 'em!!
Awesome: Uh-oh... Aaagghhh!!! DX [get stampeded by the townspeople] @___@
Hater: (teleports out of their sight)
Man#1: Where did he go??
Man#2: Fan out! We need that gem!
Awesome: [groaned n got up] Not if I got it first [ran for it to find him]
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