Hater: (has teleported to the gem shop and hurried inside) I got it Bar the place!
Shopkeeper: Oh my... [was abt to go bar the store wen he was pushed onto the floor by Awesome]
Awesome: Hah! I KNEW u were coming here! U got the same information frm this guy as I did! [sees the crowd n rushed inside too, slamming n locking the door, trying to hold the door with his weight frm the greedy mob] Don't just stand there, help me!!
Hater: (lights up his eletricity again) BACK OFF, ALL OF YOU!
Shopkeeper: [barricaded the door with extra locks, turned the sign to CLOSED for the finishing touch before pressing a button under his counter to bring dwn sliding metal walls for good measure] There. A good way for me to trap burglars. U say u got the gem, sir?
Hater: Yes I do.
Shopkeeper: Let's hv it then
Awesome: Hold up! U said this map is a secret, that no one knows abt n I can dig at my leisure! Why r u sharing this information with HIM?!
Hater: Because I want that gem so I can get it as a ring to propose to Wander!
Awesome: Wait, who's Wand-- [something in his memory clicked] Ur gonna marry Wander?? That orange furball who is my greatest enemy?? THAT Wander??
Hater: Yes, is that a problem to you, Fish Face?? :|
Awesome: Hey, he still owes me a planet AND a rematch! Its his fault I couldn't do a good party n making me lose a dance-off! I NEVER lose a dance off! Ugh, why r u even with him anyways? Frm our last conversation, u couldn't stand him!
Hater: I was in denial of certain feelings, OKAY? So why don't you go find another damn ring for your stupid parties, this one is MINE and HIS!
Awesome: Its not a ring, its a BLING I want! N I'm NOT leaving without what's mine!
Shopkeeper: Gentlemen, gentlemen. I'm sure we can come to a compromise. First off, hand me the gem
Hater: (scowls, holding it protectively...before handing it over)
Shopkeeper: Oh my! [takes the gem n inspected it] No wonder u were mobbed. This is the biggest Tequila Rainbow gem I've ever seen! No one has ever managed to mine that size before in the history of this planet. U must be very lucky, sir
Awesome: Pfft! Some luck! I gave him my tools to dig this. I should get the credit too
Hater: You'd wish!
Awesome: [growled at him, clenching his fist]
Shopkeeper: Let's not fight. I think the gem is big enough to share btwn the two of u. As promised, I will help u craft both of ur requests for free, in exchange I get to keep the rest of the gem
Hater: ...Fair enough, Fish Face...?
Awesome: |-( Ugh, fine~ U better make my bling as awesome as I am
Shopkeeper: Of course, of course. Pls, hv a seat while I get to work [brings the gem to his workshop at the bk]
Hater: (at Awesome) :p Nyah.
Awesome: |-(... XP
Hater: (sits down to wait)
Awesome: [sat dwn a few feet away frm him, grumbling to himself]
Hater (looking away from him)
Awesome: [flinched a little at the banging the mob was doing outside the store] Ugh, let's hope this fort of his holds. I don't wanna get mauled again...
Hater: You started it. >>
Awesome: No, YOU started it wen u stole the gem frm ME
Hater: The ring I wanted was already on hold for someone else, I wanted something special for Wander.
Awesome: Couldnt u just get him something else? He doesnt seem to hv much refine taste. U give him a bunch of deadweed flowers n he'd prolly still thank u for it n be ovr the moon [snorts]
Hater: I'm trying to do this becsause what I did was- (stops) ...Forget it. -__-
Awesome: Pfft! Watevr. Couldnt care less wat u did. U could've raped him for all I care...
Hater: (jolts up) I WASN'T THINKING WHEN I DID THAT, OKAY?!?!
Awesome: O__O .... Wait, seriously? U did tht? [didnt expect his joke to be true]
Hater: (breathing heavily) I... I wasn't thinking clearly and now I'm pretty much his mate because it was something of his species and I've been doing my best to make it up to him, I just...
Awesome: Geez, calm dwn, will ya? U look like a train wreck there [snorted] Didnt think u had it in u to be THAT evil. I underestimated u
Hater: Will you just SHUT UP?
Awesome: Seriously, going as far as to rape tht little furball just bcoz ur confused abt ur feelings for him? U got guts. Admit it, Bonehead, ur much more evil than u give urself credit for [crossed his arms in amusement] U might evn be pretty messed up in the head
Hater: (grabs Awesome by throat) I swear if you don't shut up...!! (starts to spark up his hand)
Awesome: U'll kill me? [snorted] Pls, go ahead, lets see how evil u are, how far u can go. U already defiled an innocent creature, well, as innocent as I can give him credit for, so why hold bk now?
Hater: (growls) ... (drops Awesome) Say what you want, but I no longer think of Wander as an annoyance...
Awesome: [stood up n adjusted his cape collar] Maybe it nvr occured to u tht its tht furball's master plan all along, to get u to stop conquering by playing the victim card. Who knws who else he had been sleeping ard with before he met u? He prolly evn did it with tht lovely creature he's with, wats her name? Bee? He's the wandering type, isnt he? Prolly so is his ass...
Hater: I swear I will kill you right where you stand...!!!
Shopkeeper: [shows up before Hater could do anything] Ahem, gentlemen, here's ur order [places two boxes on the counter]
Awesome: [huffed in annoyance] Abt time! [pushed Hater aside to get to the counter first]
Hater: >_< Hey!
Awesome: [takes the long box, opened it n inspected the bling, the gems adorn the chain like a charm bracelet, alternating btwn the gem n the diamond] Sweet~ [puts it on] I look rad
Hater: (gets up) |-( (takes his box)
[the box inside contains the ring, almost similar to the ring in the display, only slightly smaller, the right size for Wander's finger]
Hater: ... (nod) It's perfect.
Shopkeeper: :D Pleasure doing business with u both. I think its best if u take the bk door to exit my store. Dont wanna get mobbed by the townsfolk out there. Be careful now
Awesome: Right, fine, fine [puts the bling bk in the box n made his way out]
Hater: (follows)
[the duo made it out of the store thru the bk door, making sure coast is clear n quickly left the building until they caught up with Awesome's crew who were waiting for him at a nearby cafe]
Knucklehead: Did u get wat u needed, boss?
Awesome: Yeah, yeah, I got it, not epically, bt it'll do. Lets get outta here [scowled at Hater] This doesnt mean we're friends, Bonehead. This is not ovr yet
Hater: Whatever, Fish Face. (heads off)
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