[meanwhile...]
(A large ship is seen hovering in space. Inside, a person is feeling super bored; he is a nomad with orange fur, black sleeveless shirt, black pants, elbow length black gloves, a black cape that was longer then his own body, and knee high white socks with blue sneakers. He even had a black band around his head)
Wander: (sighs, leaning back in his chair and turns to the large screen) Computer. Status Update of incoming planet?
Computer: Incoming Planet Niscar will be visible at ard ETA 3 hours
Wander: Hmm... (rocks in his chair slightly) =_= Same old, same old...
[a loud ringing blared thru the room, showing tht he has an incoming call]
Wander: (sits up) Computer, identfy caller.
Computer: Caller ID is Sylvia the zbornak. Do u wish to answer the call?
Wander: (nod) Answer caller.
[the call was answered, revealing a blue zbornak with punk pink hair, wearing a biker girl's outfit with all the leather and works, fingerless gloves n leather boots, bearing tattoos on both her arms]
Sylvia: Yo! Wander, buddy! Ur SiC here calling! How's my favorite little conqueror~?
Wander: (runs his hand through his hair) There's barely ever anything new to do around here...
Sylvia: Geez, u sound like a bore. U know wat u need? To get laid, buddy! How's abt taking a break n come over n join me on shore leave? I'm hooking up with Awesome n Ryder right now, n it's reli happening! I could help u score a good chick if u want~ ;)
Wander: Ryder AND Awesome? Have you not chosen your type of guy yet, Syl? (smirk)
Sylvia: Ugh, pfft! Who's got time for tht? U know I'm not the settling dwn type. YOLO, right? Or whatever the Earth ppl on the 3rd galaxy calls it. C'mon, whaddya say?
Wander: (thinks about it, then shrugs) Well if you insist.
Sylvia: Great! I'm at Planet Bobbles right now. I'm sending u the coordinates. I promise ur gonna be in for a blast~ Oh btw I intercepted a call from ur parents. Ur mom is still asking for grandchildren
Wander: (facepalm) Ugh, seriously? This again?
Sylvia: Hey, don't blame me, blame her. She's the one who's baby crazy. She doesn't care if u knocked up a sea monster during ur conquering travels, but she's expecting u to bring home grandchildren for the nxt family reunion dinner
Wander: But how does she expect me to be able to have kids if the partner I'm looking for is... (pauses, unsure how to explain it to Sylvia)
Sylvia: Is wat? Come on, buddy, spit it out~ (smirk)
Wander: Forget it, you and the guys would probably make fun of me for it.
Sylvia: C'mon, Lord Wander, u know u can't keep things from me for long. I'm ur SiC, remember? Better tell me n get it over with (smirk)
Wander: (raises eyebrow) How do I know you won't spill it out to your little friends if I told you?
Sylvia: Heh, well, if I don't get too drunk, maybe I won't, but then again wen it comes to partying I'm ALWAYS stupid drunk XD I can't promise u anything, but I'm sure it's not THAT big of a deal
Wander: You say that now...
Sylvia: [held up her hands in surrender] Alright, alright, ur the boss. If u won't tell me, I won't push it, but I'll end up finding it out sooner or later anyways. Right, here's the coordinates [keyed in n it appeared on a small window on the side of the screen] Right, cya wen u get here, buddy!
Wander: Right back at you, Sylvia.
Sylvia: [ended the call]
Computer: Call disconnected. There is a new set of coordinates being downloaded in our main frame. Shall we proceed to those coordinates?
Wander: (leans back, hands behind his head) We shall proceed.
Computer: [deliberated a bit, then announced] Ship course adjusted to Planet Bobbles. ETA 5 warp jumps and 5 hours
Wander: (sighs, sitting back to enjoy the ride)
[as estimated, the ship soon arrived on Planet Bobbles]
Wander: And we have landed. (looking out the window at the sight of the beach)
Computer: Shall I make the announcement for shore leave to ur Watchdog troops, milord?
Wander: You may, Computer.
Computer: [addressing the ship] Attention all Watchdogs, Lord Wander has announced a brief shore leave. U may proceed to go at ur leisure until further notice. I repeat...
[All the Watchdogs whooped happily n got ready for shore leave]
Wander: (sighs) Welp, I got myself into this... (also goes to get ready for his shore leave)
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