[Wander, Sylvia n the Watchdogs soon returned to their ship, bidding Awesome n Ryder goodbye in the process n left to explore the galaxy again. Before he knew it, 2 mths had passed n he had 10 newly conquered planets in his list, n still no sign of his dream man. Bt tht didnt reli bother him as much as entertaining his mother's annoying call, which she was doing right now, breathing dwn Wander's neck]
Wildflower: Wat do u mean u havent found the right one? Wats so wrong abt knocking someone up n be done with it? Its not like I'm expecting u to marry the baby mama~
Wander: (facepalm) Mama, you're missing the whole point of all this.
Wildflower: Wat point? Tht u wanna hv a life long partner n get married n all tht jazz? It's romantic, reli it is, but I'm not getting any younger, sweetheart. Ur the eldest in the family n ur brothers n only sister follow ur example. They're not gonna gimme any grandkids if u don't, n worse wen Treetrunk just found out he's infertile n his wife is threatening to leave him coz she doesn't want to adopt. It's just so sad, u know... [kept rambling on]
Wander: (groans, leaning in his chair) Don't tell me you're gonna become that type of parent who just chooses a random person to marry their kids to. >_<
Wildflower: Well, I just might if ur gonna keep this up. Seriously, u chose to be a conqueror, so I'm sure u've conquered some poor sap who can be ur baby mama or something. Like I said, I'm not asking u to marry them, n this is me being lenient, just, u knw, wham-bam-baby-thank you ma'am kinda deal
Wander: (growls and slams his hands down) Nobody I'm even interested in WANT TO BE THE PUSSY BOY FOR ME! There, I said it! Nobody will take me seriously as the Topper, I'm always the Gobdamn bottomer to them!
Wildflower: [blinked] Wait, wat...?
[Her words were interrupted by an incoming call]
Computer: Caller ID is Emperor Awesome. Shall I put him on hold while u complete ur conversation with ur mother?
Wander: Yes, put call on hold. (turns to Wildflower) And you heard me, Mama. Nobody wants to be the bottomer for me, NObody. So I doubt I even be bringing the grandkids you care more badly about then your own son's feelings.
Wildflower: [blinked for a bit again] ... I see... Well... [wasn't sure how to process all this n come up with a good comeback] ...well fine, u do ur thing then, u don't wanna keep ur friend waiting [was obviously sad n hurt from her facial expression as she hung up the call]
Wander: I'll talk to you later then... (ends call with her and answers to Awesome's call)
Awesome: Yooo~~ Waddup, furball? Did I call at a bad time?
Wander: Well, sort of.
Awesome: Well, nothing cures a bad time than getting some good news eh? I heard there is some sort of auction going on in Planet Pixela 6.8 n I thought I should invite u n Bee to go chk it out
Wander: Does this have to do with me needing to be laid or something? |-(
Awesome: Eeehhhh, not reli, but they got some kind of swanky posh hoity-toity party going on that comes with the auction, n I thought maybe Bee would wanna try party some plc high class for a change. They got good food, n Ryder will be there [waved a bunch of golden tickets at the camera] N besides he got us tickets, courtesy thru backdoor channels. Whaddya say? ;)
Sylvia: [came in just in time] Did I hear party?
Wander: >_> Really, Syl?
Awesome: Bee~ Baby, how'd u like to go to a fancy party? Black tie n all tht?
Sylvia: Ooh, posh! Tht sounds classy. Is Ryder gonna be there?
Awesome: U bet ur sweet ass he is ;)
Wander: (facepalm)
Sylvia: U know I don't turn down a party wen I'm invited, n don't worry, Wander's coming too [covered Wander's mouth before he could protest]
Wander: I am not-! (gets interuptted from Sylvia's hand) Mmph!
Awesome: Great! It's an auction too, so be prepared to make a few bids for some nice tail for our after party
Sylvia: Ooh, that kind of auction, huh? Wander is TOTALLY coming for tht
Awesome: Awesome sauce, babe. The auction is 3 weeks from now at Planet Pixela 6.8. I just sent u the coordinates to ur tablet. See ya there! [ends the call]
Wander: Sylvia, you know how I feel about you talking for me. =_=
Sylvia: Oh, if I don't do that once in a while, u'll NEVER get things done. So how'd it go with ur mom? Heard u yelling dwn the hall n all tht
Wander: Yeah, I ... might've snapped at her...
Sylvia: Wat exactly did u say to her tht u hv to snap at her?
Wander: ...that she seems to care more about wanting grandkids then how I feel... :(
Sylvia: Ouch (doh) She didn't take it well, I take it?
Wander: Nope... but what else could I say for her to understand that this isn't easy for me...?
Sylvia: Like I said, ur choice of partner is not making it easy for u either. Maybe u should try lowering ur standards, like I dunno, someone smaller in size so tht u don't get misunderstood for being a bottom?
Wander: But I already told you my preffered type...
Sylvia: Don't get me wrong, I'm cool with having specific needs frm specific ppl for a partner, but reli, buddy, I'm curious as to why? Wat's so special abt the type of partner u want?
Wander: I want to be able to do this for actual love, not because of Mama breathing down my neck 24/7.
Sylvia: I get wat u mean, but why the specific type? Is it some type of fetish of urs, coz it's cool if it is, but I'm just curious why it HAS to be that type
Wander: (groans) Cause smaller people don't have gruff voices! >_< ... Not all of them anyways. ^^;;
Sylvia: -__- I see, it IS a fetish thing, huh...?
Wander: What? :| Gruff voices are sexy IMO.
Sylvia: |-( Oh well, ur choice anyways. But this is where this auction comes in. Wat Awesome said was no ordinary auction. It's a slave trade auction
Wander: Fine, it always has to be everyone else's way. =_=
Sylvia: U haven't even heard abt the best part. Slave trade auction is where u can buy any type of guy or girl u want. Hooker for the day, sex slave by contract, work force labour slave, anything or anyone to satisfy ur needs. N get this, they recently added another category: Breeder slaves. See where I'm getting at? :)
Wander: ... Fine, I'll try it out if it makes you happy. >_>
Sylvia: U know it does. N who knows? Maybe u might be able to find ur dream man, n even if u don't, at least u can get a breeder slave to be ur baby mama for a time n get the results ur mom so desperately wants. Win-win, eh? ;)
Wander: Yeah, |-( Win-win...
Sylvia: Come on [ribbed Wander] U know I'm right. Who's ur best buddy n ur awesome SiC, eh, eh? Who~?
Wander: (smirk) You are.
Sylvia: That's more like it. Alright, time to get started if we wanna make it to the auction in time. Computer, read this coordinates n calculate the fastest route to get there [clicked a few buttons on her tablet to transfer the coordinates to the computer]
Computer: [read the coordinates] Planet Pixela 6.8, located in the 4th galaxy. Fastest route, calculated n configured, ETA 2 weeks and 5 days with warp jump thru the 2nd galaxy
Wander: (nod)
Sylvia: Alright, Computer, take the wheel~
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