[the odd couple soon made their plans for a modest wedding in one of Congenial Rock's famous wedding spots, which is Congenial Rock Hill, set with its chapel n reception area n the like. Hater n Wander helped as much as Hater's condition allowed it, n soon, within a mth, they were all prepped n prepared for the day]
Sylvia: [looked at her reflection nervously] Do I look OK? Is my dress out of place? Does my breath smell? N where r the twins? R they settling fine? Do they need me? [was chattering non-stop]
Wander: (was sitting nearby) Sylvia, relax. You look just fine.
Sylvia: No, I don't. I look like a hobo. Oh crap, I knew we were rushing into this. Now I look terrible n I feel terrible n the whole wedding is gonna be terrible n--
Wander: SYLVIA. :|
Sylvia: WHAT?? [turned to him, almost breathless]
Wander: (holds her face) You've handled numerous dangerous missions before, this shouldn't be any different. Well, besides there being no killing on most wedding days but you get what I mean. I know you've got this, you can do this. :)
Sylvia: [a short pause later before she took a deep breath] Yeah... I can do this... I can do this...
Wander: (nod)
[meanwhile...]
Hater: [helped Peepers adjust his bow]
Peepers: (was looking pretty nervous)
Hater: U OK, Peeps? U look like ur abt to shit bricks
Peepers: (signs) This...what if we're rushing ourselves, what if she dumps me at the altar and takes off with the kids, what if... (was becoming so nervous the words came out gargled from his device)
Hater: Oh my gob, u sound just like me. Stop, stop, stop [stopped Peepers from signing n grabbed a paper bag] Breathe into it, like u n Sylvia taught me
Peepers: (does so shakily till he started calming down)
Hater: Feel better now?
Peepers: (slowly nods)
Hater: Good. U got this. U can do this. Ur already a daddy. This is nothing. U hv gone so far, so there's nothing to it
Peepers: (signs) You think so? (looks at himself in the mirror)
Hater: Yes. U hv been into Sylvia since the first day u two met. Has tht changed?
Peepers: (signs) No, it hasn't.
Hater: Then there's no reason for u to doubt this. U n Sylvia had already decided on this, don't chicken out on her now
Peepers: :) (signs) I don't plan to. (looks down) But also... I wish my mother would've been here to see me get... :(
Hater: [patted his bk] I know, bt at least u know that she's looking dwn at u from wherever she is n I bet she's proud of u to reach this far
Peepers: (signs) Yeah... I guess she is. :)
Hater: Good. Now go out there n marry tht zbornak [clapped his bk]
Peepers: (like) (goes out to the altar)
[soon the wedding march played n everyone were in their seats]
Sylvia: [takes a deep breath] OK, I can do this, I can do this... [walks dwn the aisle]
Peepers: (glanced towars Sylvia coming towards him... Gob she looked gorgeous...)
Sylvia: [sees Peepers up ahead] (Well he cleans up well...) [giggled inwardly as her troubles soon melt away, standing next to him, whispered] U look dashing, Pipsqueak
Peepers: (signs) S-s-so do you. :$
Sylvia: :$ [giggled again as she faced the wedding officiator]
WO: [chanted some blessings before starting the ceremony] We are gathered here to witness the joining of Sylvia the zbornak n Peepers the Watchdog in holy matrimony. If anyone should object this union, speak now or forever hold ur peace
Peepers: :^) (at others)
Sylvia: [also glared at the Watchdog minions]
Hater: [rolled his eyes humorously]
Brad: [snorted bt doesn't say a word]
Wander: (smirk)
Peepers: (chuckle)
[all the Watchdog minions kept their mouths shut]
WO: (giggle) Alright, let us proceed. Do u, Peepers the Watchdog, take Sylvia the zbornak to be ur lawfully wedded wife, to hv n to hold, in sickness n in health, in life n in death, so long as u both shall live?
Peepers: (signs) I do. :)
WO: (giggle) And do u, Sylvia the zbornak, take Peepers the Watchdog to be ur lawfully wedded husband, to hv n to hold, in sickness n in health, in life n in death, so long as u both shall live?
Sylvia: :$ I do
WO: Then by the power invested in me by Congenial Rock and the grace of the none galaxies, I now pronounce u man n wife. U may kiss the bride
Peepers: (stood on tiptoe to kiss his newlywed bride)
Sylvia: [lowered her head, reaching dwn with her long neck to kiss him]
Peepers: (kisses her) (heart)
Wander: (clap)
Hater: (clap)
Watchdogs: :D :D :D (clap) (clap) (clap)
Peepers: (smiles happily) :$
Sylvia: :)
WO: Announcing the loving couple!
[Everyone cheered n applauded as the odd couple walked dwn the aisle, throwing confetti over them]
Wander: :) (watching them)
Hater: Finally. Wat a cute couple, eh?
Wander: (nod) Very.
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