Saturday, December 30, 2017

Flesh of My Blood-Chp156

(Few hours later)

Peepers: (returned)

Sylvia: [was taking a nap, somehow dozed off waiting for Peepers]

Peepers: (gently nudges her)

Sylvia: [snorted awake] (tired)!! (yawn) Sorry, did I doze off?

Peepers: (chuckle) (signs) You did.

Sylvia: Sorry. Didn't expect the session to be tht long. N I was a little tired from feeding. How did it go?

Peepers: (tells/signs how it all went)

Sylvia: Sounds good. They weren't being inappropriate or unprofessional or anything, right?

Peepers: (signs) Nope. (shake)

Sylvia: :) That's good. U ready to meet my bros?

Peepers: (nod)

Sylvia: (yawn) Lemme go freshen up first, then we're good to go [made her way to the bathroom]

Peepers: :)

Sylvia: [comes bk n double chk the sleeping twins before heading to the laptop to turn it on n dialed some numbers on the keys]

Peepers: (sits by her side)

Sylvia: I'm ringing my big brother Phil first. Hopefully Bill n Gil would be with him as well

Peepers: (nod)

[the video call rang for a bit before someone finally answered, but he was offscreen]

??: [mumbled sleepily] ....mmmhh... Hello...?

Sylvia: Hello? Is tht u, Phil? It sounds like u. Get ur face on tht screen, lazybones~

Peepers: (chuckle)

[a groan was heard n a male zbornak came into view, a buff looking one with red hair n green skin, n he looked pretty disheveled]

??: Nngghh...? Wat time is it...? Who is it...? (tired)

Sylvia: Phil! Rub those crust off ur eyes n look closer! It's me, Syl!

Peepers: :) (signs) Hi there.

Phil: Huh? Syl? [rubbed his eyes n blinked them open] Whodat?

Sylvia: [ignored that question in favour of looking at his surroundings] What... Did u just hv a rager in ur house or something? Is tht Bill n Gil I see there in the background??

Peepers: :O

Phil: Uuugghhh~~ Don't shout, Syl... My head is abt to explode...

Sylvia: U guys did an all-night rager again, didn't u? -__-

Peepers: ^^;;

Phil: We had a big win, we can't NOT celebrate

Sylvia: (facepalm) U n ur celebration parties, guys...

Peepers: (signs) Um, hello there?

Phil: [squints his eyes to see Peepers] Who IS tht little pipsqueak nxt to u?

Sylvia: The name's Peepers, n he's my husband, n u don't get to call him 'pipsqueak', he's MY Pipsqueak :^)

Bill and Gil: (groan) (tired) Eh...? (Yawn)

Peepers: :)

Phil: Yo, Bill, Gil. Wake ur ass up! Our sister's got hitched to a pipsqueak!

Sylvia: I told u he's MY Pipsqueak!

Bill and Gil: :O Sis? (scramble towards the screen)

Peepers: (chuckle)

Sylvia: Yo, guys. Finally awake, huh? Wat fight did u guys win this time to make u celebrate like that

Phil: We beat the Green Bay Packer Titans, that's who :D

Bill: :D Wasn't easy, but we beat them!

Gil: :D What he said!

Phil: We? I think I did most of the beating up, thank u very much :^)

Sylvia: |-( Here we go...

Bill: But I helped out too!

Gil: :| Well, I Helped out more!

Peepers: ^^;; (signs) This is normal?

Phil: U helped getting beat up, that's wat u two did -_-

Sylvia: Yes, very normal. They're pro-fighters, bt they can never see eye to eye on who's the better fighter -_-**

Gil: |-( You challenging us now?

Bill: Bring it!

Phil: Aww yeah! We'll see how u fare getting beat up by me! (evil)

Sylvia: |-( ... (whistle) [made a high pitch whistle to catch their attention]

Bill And Gil: O.o

Sylvia: Now tht I have ur attention, here, let's start over [gestured to Peepers] Here's my husband Peepers the Watchdog, n here [gestured to the sleeping twins in the baby crib] are my kids Egbert and Iris

Peepers: (wave)

Bill:... (hearteyes) We're uncles??

Phil: Wait... U named one of them aftr Dad?

Sylvia: Yeah, someone's gotta hv to keep his memory n stuff

Gil: (inlove) They look so cute~

Peepers: :)

Phil: Hold up, hold up, start frm the beginning. How did u two met again?

Sylvia: |-( [rolled her eyes n gave them the abridged version of the story of how she n Peepers met n how they ended up together n having kids]

Peepers: (nod) (agreeing with what she told them)

Phil: [snorted before he laughed out loud] Nvr thought our tough girl here would finally settle dwn. U should've invited us to the wedding! Why didn't u?

Sylvia: I did! I was evn hoping one of u would walk me dwn the aisle to give me away! I sent u guys invitation cards n everything thru the intraweb! Didn't u get it?

Peepers: (signs) They must've lost them in their mail?

Phil: [turned to Bill n Gil n glared at them] One of u were supposed to be in charge of handling the mail. Where the hell is her invitation?!

Bill And Gil: (pointing at each other) But it was his turn last time, he was supposed to be in charge of it!

Peepers: (facepalm)

Sylvia: Ugh, u guys... (facepalm)

Phil: Well, don't just sit there! One of u go find it! Now!!

Bill and Gil: (leave quickly)

Peepers: ^^;;

Sylvia: I swear to grob, u guys r incorrigible

Phil: Pfft, not my fault I'm related to them

Peepers: (signs) So, anyway...

Phil: Why didn't u call or tell us either wen u were knocked up? We would've come over to support u

Sylvia: I was sorta embarrassed coz I was afraid u would make fun of me. Besides I did send u guys a picture of the twins abt two days after they're born n a day after they're hatched thru email. Didn't u get tht either?

Phil: [frowned n turned behind him, shouting angrily at his bros] BILL! GIL! I'M GONNA KILL U GUYS, I SWEAR TO GROB!!

Peepers: ^^;;;

Sylvia: (facepalm) I'm surrounded by idiots...

Phil: We're UR idiots, sis. U love us, don't deny it

Sylvia: Whatever |-(

Peepers: (chuckle) (signs) I'm gonna like you three.

Phil: Well, I like u too. Welcome to the family, Pipsqueak

Sylvia: He's MY Pipsqueak!! (angry)

Peepers: ^^;; (signs) Relax, honey, they can call me that too if they want. I don't mind, honest.

Sylvia: But I gave u tht nickname, it should be privy to me [pouted]

Phil: Oi! U guys found the invitation or wat??

Bill: Got it! :D

Gil: (snatches it) No I found it first!

Both: (bicker till Phil took it)

Phil: None of u are getting the credit for something u lost [looked at the invitation card] Man, reli sorry we missed out. We were geared for a big fight on tht day, bt if SOMEONE had bothered to chk the mail, we would've taken a day off from fights in a heartbeat to be there with u

Peepers: (signs) At least it wasn't... (pauses)

Phil: :| Wasn't wat?

Peepers:... (signs quickly) You guys taking this as some stupid joke from your sister. (braces for a smack from Sylvia)

Sylvia: [didn't smack him, bt flicked the bk of his head]

Phil: Pfft, knowing our sister's character, we'd probably might at first glance

Sylvia: :O Phil! Seriously?! U think I would joke abt getting hitched? [pouted]

Peepers: ^^;;

Gil: But we would've gone to see for ourselves if it was true!

Phil: Wat he said

Sylvia: N where's the pics I sent to u guys of the twins

Phil: [glared at his bros] U two were always the last ppl to use my PC playing ur stupid video games! Did u even notice mail coming in to my PC n tell me abt it??

Bill: ^^;; We thought it'd be some stupid spammer.

Phil: Tell me u didn't delete it or anything

Gil: We just cliked the 'X' on it, don't think it'll delete if we did that.

Phil: [groaned as he turned to face the screen, as he was clicking something, then smiled n relief] Phew, good. It's still there [clicked the pics] Ooh, is tht u in hospital gown nxt to the eggs? (giggle) N that's them newly hatched, awww~~

Sylvia: (giggle)

Peepers: :)

Sylvia: How're u guys doing? Any progress with ur love life?

Phil: Geez, wat are u, our mommy? We got no time for dating |-(

Bill: Even if we wanted to, we really can't.

Sylvia: Why not? Surely ur career is not THAT important to find the right one (think)

Gil: Maybe we're not doing something the right way when it comes to women?

Phil: Yeah, not much luck on tht department. Had a few one night stands n the occasional groupies who indulge us, but nothing concrete

Sylvia: Maybe u guys should take a break, like a REAL break. No fights, no gigs, no nothing, just go out on a relaxing trip n see where it will lead u

Peepers: (nod)

Bill: But we-

Sylvia: :^) We wat? Spit it out

Bill: ^^;; We were assigned to a fight in a few weeks, so...

Sylvia: (facepalm) That's it, I'm gonna intervene [whipped out her communicator]

Phil: R-Reli, u don't hv to...

Peepers: (signs) She's gonna do it, anyhow.

Bill: But our boss-

Gil: He-

Sylvia: [shushed them as she dialed the number of Wander's communicator]

Phil: Syl~~!!

Wander's voice: You rang, Syl?

Peepers: (facepalm)

Sylvia: Hey, buddy. Could u help me do a tiny small favour?

Wander: What is it this time?

Bill and Gil: Sis!!~

Sylvia: [shushed them again] U remember the time I took u to this planet to visit my bros n u threatened to conquer it if the manager didn't give us VIP treatment while we're hanging out with my bros?

Phil: (facepalm)

Wander: Yes, I do recall that.

Sylvia: Well, gonna need ur help on tht again, u see... [told Wander abt her chat with her bros n them needing a break]

Wander: (nod) So you want me to do something about their boss again?

Sylvia: No need to reli do anything, just threaten him as usual, ask him to give my bros at least one mth break

Wander: (like) Right on it, Syl.

Sylvia: Sweet! Thanks a bunch. I owe u one :D [hangs up] That should do it

Phil: Wat did u do? -_-;;

Bill: You got your boss involved, didn't you? -~-;;

Sylvia: Just a little bit, never hurts to help, like he always say

Phil: [hears the phone ring in less than 3 mins, answers it] Hello? Oh hey, boss... Huh? Wat? Reli? Uh, OK... U sure...? OK... Yeah, sure, thanks, I guess...? Bye [hangs up] Wow...

Gil: ? What'd he say?

Phil: He said he's giving us 2 mths leave. Said we earned it or something. He said not to worry abt the fights, he can ask the reserves to take over

Sylvia: Ur welcome btw (smirk)

Peepers: (nod) (signs) What she said.

Phil: I guess... I guess thanks a lot then [turns to the bros] Hear tht, guys? We're going on a holiday!

Bill And Gil: :D Yes!

Phil: Aww yeah~!!

Sylvia: :D U guys r such silly gooses, bt I love u guys either way

Peepers: :)

Phil: U gonna join us on our break?

Sylvia: Love to, bt I got this thing going on btwn my boss n his wife, bt maybe aftr tht I might go hang with u guys

Peepers: (nod)

Phil: Cool, just vid call us n we'll let u knw where we r so u can find us

Sylvia: U bet

Phil: It's nice meeting u, pipsqueak. Hope to see u face to face

Peepers: :) (signs) Same here.

Bill And Gil: (wave) Smell you later, sis!

Sylvia: Ta! (wave) [logged off] Well, tht was eventful

Peepers: :) (signs) They seem rather nice.

Sylvia: Yeah, they're a crazy bunch, bt they're family

Peepers: (signs) Feel good to hear from them again?

Sylvia: As annoying as they can be, yes, it's good to hear frm them again, n good to knw tht they're doing well career-wise

Peepers: :) (hugged her)

Sylvia: [hugged him bk] Wat do u think of them individually?

Peepers: (signs) They're a funny bunch. Phil seems like the oldest.

Sylvia: Pfft, don't let tht fool u. He's the middle child actually. Bill is the oldest (giggle)

Peepers: (signs) That right? He sure doesn't act like it. (smirk)

Sylvia: Bill is the bigger party animal of the three, n Gil worships Bill, so its up to Phil to be the more responsible one, altho sometimes he gets dragged into Bill's shennanigans

Peepers: (signs) I see.

Sylvia: In fact he was the one who gave the child services guy a black eye wen they tried to separate us aftr my dad died n we were sent to orphanages

Peepers: :o

Sylvia: Yeah, Phil's got a mean right hook, I'll give him tht

Peepers: (nod)

Sylvia: Maybe someday wen they're bk in the fight, I should bring u to watch. Its pretty exhilirating

Peepers: (signs) Maybe. :)

Sylvia: I wonder how Hater n Wander r doing now tht he's officially discharged frm the medic bay

Peepers: (signs) Getting at it like rabbits? (smirk)

Sylvia: With how they're holding bk against each other? No bones abt tht XD

Peepers: (chuckle)

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