Friday, March 30, 2018

Three's A Crowd-Chp28

[meanwhile Peepers was at the computer lab typing his report of the conquest into their log]

Sylvia: [walked past n saw him, then quietly walked up behind him n watched him work, not alerting him of her presence]

Peepers: (typing) (think)... (typed some more)

Sylvia: [kept watching for a bit, then whispered] U misspelled tht word

Peepers: O_O Eek!! (jumped high in his seat) Geez, don't do that please! >_<

Sylvia: (rofl) U should've seen urself, u literally jumped almost a mile high! The great Commander Peepers being caught by surprise by a lowly zbornak LOL

Peepers: |-( Yeah, yeah, get it out of your system. What're you even doing in here anyway?

Sylvia: [shrugged] Nothing much reli. Saw the Watchdog troops celebrating at the cafeteria, so I figured u guys just done conquering another planet, only ur not celebrating with them

Peepers: Course not, I don't really have time for celebrating. I've got to do the reporting.

Sylvia: Would it kill u to do the report later or something? Enjoy urself, u deserve it. "All work n no play makes Jack a dull boy", as the ppl on Planet Earth used to say ;p

Peepers: :^) Oh please, do I look dull to you?

Sylvia: More like a stick up ur ass all the time :^) So serious n all, geez~

Peepers: I AM 2nd in command, what else did you expect? (turned back to continue his typing)

Sylvia: I expect... [grabbed the chair, swivel it ard till Peepers face her before she puts both her hands btwn the Watchdog on the table, her face close to his, cornering him] ....for u to at least loosen up n live a little instead of always following ur boss's coattail all the time, like, u know, hv a life? (smirk)

Peepers: o.o Um... (fell speechless from her being this close)

Sylvia: [shrugged] Bt then again, who am I to judge ur lifestyle? [pulls away casually] U do u, not my problem =3=

Peepers: (looked back at his computer...) I... suppose I could use at least a little break...

Sylvia: Great! That's the spirit! :D [grabbed Peepers' wrist n dragged him out of the computer lab towards the party at the cafeteria]

Peepers: (just let himself be dragged by Sylvia) ... :$

Sylvia: Wat do u want? Punch? Or the hard stuff? :D [gestured at the drinks bar]

Peepers: Just punch will do for me.

Sylvia: [gets him the punch] So, wat dictator or evil overlord did u overthrow n conquer this time?

Peepers: ^^;; Some weird unicorn overlord, he was cray cray

Sylvia: How cray? Gimme the deets :)

Peepers: |-( He kept trying to serve us endless supplies of cupcakes.

Sylvia: Tht doesn't sound like an evil guy tho

Westley: [overheard their convo] Pfft, tell tht to his citizens

Peepers: (nod) And his daughter, the princess, seemed to take interest in Hater but... (paused)

Sylvia: But...? :|

Peepers: (sighed) Something about his mother wanting him to settle down but he just isn't interested about. No reason she can't ask his siblings to give her grandchildren. (think) Is there?

Sylvia: Well, unless his siblings r all dead, I don't see why his mother need Bonehead to settle dwn, although I won't be too sure abt him being not interested. Wander's been sorta getting thru him or something... (think)

Peepers: :^) How so?

Sylvia: [shrugged] I dunno, I mean, Hater doesn't seem so hissy-fit abt us being ard, n then there's the occasional secret rendezvous btwn them two wen they think I'm not looking =3=

Peepers: :O Wait, what?

Sylvia: [blinked] U didn't know? I thought it was pretty obvious, since ur so close to Hater n all

Westley: (nod) [nodded in agreement]

Sylvia: See? Even he caught on

Peepers: >_< N-not like that! I'm just a close friend of his. And besides, wasn't that furball with that pretty boy already?

Sylvia: |-( Yeah, which bugs me coz Wander is still wishy-washy abt choosing btwn them n kept leading them on. Technically Mama's boy imposed himself on Wander, bt I hv a feeling Wander likes Bonehead first, he just keeps stringing them both along

Peepers: This probably won't end pretty if either of them finds out.

Sylvia: Can't believe neither of them caught on abt Wander two-timing each other, they're tht damn oblivious, or in denial |-( Bt it's not my place to expose Wander, it's his problem to deal with

Peepers: That is true. But you can't imagine yourself going between two people at once, can you?

Sylvia: Uhh, yeah, of course not [chuckled, bt not reli looking at him, technically tht thought had crossed her mind, then quickly changed the subject] Say, if ur up for it, maybe I can go with u to survey planets to be conquered

Peepers: (think) ... I suppose you can.

Sylvia: Good, I was bored out of my mind with nothing to do on this ship anyways, n I can only play so much poker with ur men n rob them blind :D

Westley: It's true, she just cleaned out Bob last week -_-;;

Peepers: ^^;; Right.

Sylvia: Awesome~ [gave Peepers a strong high-five] :D

Peepers: :) (high fived back)

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