Monday, March 26, 2018

Three's A Crowd-Chp4

[the couple continued their sex romps a few times as they made their way to their destination. meanwhile, Hater was at the comm room, groaning as he had to endure another lecture frm his mother abt giving her grandchildren]

Hater: Mom, for the last time, I am NOT ready to settle dwn |-(

Anguish: Honey, you've been wanting a girlfriend for some time, haven't you?

Hater: Girlfriend, boyfriend, wat does it matter? I'm too busy conquering the galaxy to be focusing on something so trivial as "marriage" and "kids" [does the airquote with his fingers]

Anguish: :( But do you really want to be alone the rest of your life?

Hater: I'm not alone. I hv Peepers, n my Watchdog minions, n Captain Tim. Ur the one who's prolly afraid to be alone once Grimm n Loathe hv lives of their own :^)

Anguish: ...Honey, your father and I won't be around forever, we just want to make sure you have someone to love you and whom you can love.

Hater: I know tht, bt trust me, I'm perfectly fine like this. Once I've conquered the galaxy, THEN maybe I'll think abt getting someone of my own. Bt until then, if u want grandkids so much, ask Grimm n Loathe to pop u some >:C

Anguish: :( ...I understand... (felt upset about his remark)

Hater: [doesn't reli notice as he's got other things on his mind, like destroying Wander] K, nice talking to ya, Mom. Love ya. Bye [hangs up, then groans as he massaged the bridge of his nose]

*knock knock*

Peepers: (poked his head in) Sir? Everything okay in here, I thought I heard you yelling?

Hater: [groaned] Nothing new, just the usual nagging abt me settling dwn n getting a mate, whatever. U didn't miss anything |-(

Peepers: With all due respect, sir, perhaps there's a reason she's asking you this and not your brother or sister...?

Hater: Wat reason could there be? Loathe is the eldest, shouldn't she be the one to ask instead of me, the middle child?

Peepers: (sighs) She might have a reason, sir, if you'd just listen.

Hater: Whatever |-( It doesn't concern me. Wats more important right now is me finding a way to destroy Wander once n for all so I can finally conquer the galaxy in peace!

Peepers: (facepalm) This again?

Hater: Wat? Of course it is! As long as he's ard, I can nvr properly conquer the galaxy! I'll nvr know where he might show up next to foil my plans! (angry)

Peepers: |-( Whatever you say, sir.

Hater: Don't give me sass, C.Peeps, this is serious! Don't u forget wat he's been doing so far to ruin our plans, u admitted it too! N don't even get me started on how he totally ruin my plans to get the Sword of Synergy. I'm still very sore abt that >:C

Peepers: (pinched his brow) I know, I know... but perhaps you should at least take your mother's advice and try finding someone you'll possible settle down with? Might be good for you to take your mind off such things. :)

Hater: [glared at Peepers] Whose side r u on here, C.Peeps?! (angry) [shot his electric at Peepers, throwing his usual tantrum]

Peepers: :O Whoa! (dodges out of the way) Just trying to make it 50/50! ^^;;

Hater: Right now it's two against one, u and my mom vs me!! Not 50/50!! Get out, get out, get out!! (angry) [threw more electric bolts at him]

Peepers: O_O (quickly left the room)

Hater: [shot a few more for good measure, panting hard, then sat bk dwn on his throne, mumbling] Just u wait, u furball, I'll get u for this... >:C

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