Friday, March 6, 2015

Young Destiny-Chp18

Sylvia: what is wrong with him?

Peepers: [sighed] Remember I told u abt the civil war tht broke out in his home planet, n he got dethroned aftr his side of the family lost?

Sylvia: Uh...Yeah

Peepers: Yeah, well, aftr the throne was taken by the winning team, it was natural for them to decide wat to do with the losing team. The lower ranks of the family were banished to dead planets or turned into slaves, n the higher ranks n royalties were executed. Hater watched his parents got executed tht day, n tht somehow just made his powers go extra haywire due to his emotions. He was young n still in puberty, so he couldnt control his powers then. Bt it was a blessing in disguise. Tht accident caused enough distraction for him n several members of the royal family to escape, including his grandparents. They lived in exile evr since. The rest is history.

Sylvia: {I can't believe I am saying this about Hater} Aw~ poor guy.

[Then the screen started to blink of a incoming call. Some random watchdog clink on it and brought up two Skeletors.]

Watchdog: Umm, Commander Peepers, sir? I think we got an incoming call...frm Lord Hater's grandparents...

Peepers: W-What?? Umm... Lemme take the call [answered the call] Hi there, Emperor n Empress... How're u doing~? [asking kinda awkwardly]

Empress Malice: Hellooooo [taps on screen with cane] Anybody there? [see Peepers] Oh! Hello Peepers is Hatey there?

Emperor Wrath: [grumbles] I don't see why you had to call..ack![gets hit with cane]


Sylvia: [waves ackwardly at screen]

Peepers: Ah ha ha, Lord Hater is...kinda busy at the moment. He's in his room, so I wouldn't wanna bother him at this hour... [tries to come up with an excuse not to make it sound like Hater had one of his tantrums]

Malice: [gives him a look that she is not buying it] What happen now?

Peepers: [sees tht look n cowered, saying evrything in one breath] Imentionedthehomeplanetandhegotmadatmeandthrewatantrum!

Wrath: What?

Malice: Oh dear, is he alright? Also why did you bring up that?

Peepers: [sighed n told them abt the gala night party n wat happened] ...And tht's the gist of it. I'm sorry, I didnt mean it. I just got a little exasperated n blurted it out. I reli wanted to help him try n win bk ur home planet, Your Majesties, n the gala night was our best shot at gathering intel n building alliances, bt Lord Hater was being reckless, all coz of tht furball Star Nomad he's so smitten abt

Malice & Wrath: WHAT?! [Malice was happy Wrath was kind of confused. A Starnomad and why?]

Malice: Oooooo! What his name? Does he want kids?

Wrath: Dear...

Malice: What I want great-grandkid!

Peepers: [facepalmed n groaned] Your Majesties... Ugh, fine, his name is Wander, n this [gestured to Sylvia] is his zbornak steed Sylvia. They've technically ruined dozens of our plans to take ovr planets or commit our evil deeds, bt apparently the furball has somehow taken a romantic interest on Lord Hater n spouted all this nonsense abt "sex being the ultimate expression of love" n filled his brains with all the hanky-panky nonsense, n he made Lord Hater his first, now they're going at it like space-rabbits! Its just so...so INFURIATING! Their hanky-panky is wat crashed the gala night n ruined our chances of future alliances in the first plc! Gaahh!! [screamed in frustration]

Malice & Warth: SEX?! [they were both worried. They were both from the time of natural repordcution]

Wrath: IS he alright?

Malice: Are THEY alright?

Sylvia: [silently laughs to herself]

Peepers: Surprisingly yes. Aftr their first time hving sex, I decided to look up on the issue. Turns out Wander's fur is a vry effective lightning rod of sorts to divert Lord Hater's powers so neither of them will get hurt. The surrounding areas...not so much

Malice: Oh thank Gob!

Wrath: [Just raise an eyebrow]

Malice: [shakes in excitement] Oh! You know what this means? It's destiny

Wrath: Dear...[sweatdrops]

Peepers: [blinked in confusion, then looked at Sylvia as if for an answer before turning bk to the screen] Destiny? Wat destiny?

Malice: [giggles] Dought is having trouble producing an heir even have an army of people willing doing the magic ritual with him. People are started to upstart say he is not their real ruler saying the gods had made him unable to produce children. Plus the famine and illness that is going around.

Peepers: Wait, u mean Lord Dought has yet to hv an heir? Evn with tht huge harem he has at his disposal? Wow... Tht reli is some karma...

Malice: Anyways, we are coming to visit, setting a battle plan, yadda yadda. Toodles

[screen went black]

Peepers: [paused for a bit before he found his voice] OK...Tht was...brief? Should I go tell Lord Hater abt this?

Sylvia: [giggles] Oh, I like her. [turns to Peepers] I'll wait a bit. Seeing Wander went to comfort him.

Peepers: Yeah, ur right. Ugh~ I'm gonna hv to get out of this suit. Spending the night here on our ship as usual?

Sylvia: You bet ya, Short Stuff [kisses Peepers on top of his head and went to her guest room]

Peepers: [touched his head tht was kissed, blushed a little n smiled before making his way to his quarters]

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[the watchdog drove the ship off, n frm the window they could see everyone started running n leaving the burning castle onto their ship n bailed out of the planet]

Peepers: [gave them an accusing deadpan glare] U two did the deed, didn't u?

Wander: Eh heh... M-My bad... [sweatdropped]

Sylvia: [face palm]

Hater: [blushing green] uh at least we get to leave early

Peepers: [groaned, exasperated] U knw the gala night is our best shot at gathering intel n making alliances. Wat if there is someone there tht we can liason with so tht u can take bk ur throne n rule ur home planet again?! It could've been our only chance n u ruined it, sir! N for wat?? To do the hanky-panky with tht furball??

Wander: [swung his feet against the floor sheepishly, looking at him guiltily] We said we were sorry...

Hater: [growls and just went to his room and slam the door. He gets like this when his home planet is mention]

Wander: Aww~ Now u gone n made him mad [trots ovr towards Hater's room, knocking on the door] Hatey? Hatey, u OK? Its me, Wander

Hater: [grumbles]

Wander: [tried the door n it wasn't locked, so he peeked in] Hatey~ Can I come in?

Hater: [under his blanket grumbling]

Wander: [crawled underneath the blanket n curled up in Hater's lap] Talk to me, Hatey. No good bottling it up. U knw wat tht does to ur temper~

Hater: I just hate when they bring up home. It is not like I COULD pervent that from happening. I was Gobbing 13!

Wander: I remember u told me before ur home planet had a civil war, bt u avoided telling me the whole story. U OK to tell me now?

Hater: [look at Wander with tears in his eyes] There were war between my parents' cousions and them. I forgot what it was about. I just remember them standing on the excution stand telling me that they love me and were proud....Next, they were gone. The rest was a blurr. The next thing I remember that Granny was comforting me and we and small part of my family were escaping on a stolen ship.

Wander: Oh, u poor dear [wiped his tears n cuddled him] There, there, its gonna be OK. Ur gonna be OK. I'm right here. U can let it all out

Hater:[just cuddle with Wander letting all out]

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Hater: [turns green] Uh...Why are we here? [has a feeling why they are here]

Wander: I knw u said u find gala night gatherings bored, so... [undid his suit n revealed his lingerie n garter belt panties underneath] ...I thought u'd like me to entertain u a little, just before they call all of us for the main gala dinner [winked cheekily at him]

Hater: Duh...duh..duh [bright green and a little blood trickling out of his nose. He REALLY like the lingerie]

Wander: [giggled] I take it u like wat u see [catwalked towards him n leaned against him, making him sit on the bed n raised his robes to reveal the boxers underneath, sporting a huge tent] Now I knw u RELI like wat u see [giggled as he nibbled gently at the boner underneath the fabric]

Hater: Gah! [Electricity flying already. He loves when he does this, but right now he wants to do it] Not fair! [grabs Wander and filp positions with him. Now pulls down panties and starts sucking Wander's cock]

Wander: [gasped at Hater's eagerness, throwing his head bk n arched his bk at the pleasure] Oh frop!! H-Hatey~!! [gripped at Hater's horns, of course his fur diverts the electricity]

Hater: [jumps a little in pleasure of Wander touching his horns. More eletricity poars out. Hater starts to moan while Wander is in his mouth]

Wander: [pants as his hips wriggled a little, unable to control himself frm the pleasure, his fingers somehow clasped n unclasped  on Hater's horns, almost like massaging it as he moaned out loud too]

Hater: [eletricity is poaring out now and Hater started to suck harder and use his tounge like Wander taught him to do]

Wander: [whined louder n higher until he finally couldnt hold bk n exploded into Hater's mouth, forgetting to tell him to pull out as his poofed up fur continued to divert the electricity]

Hater: [chokes on the substance not knowing what it was. I didn't taste bad but it didn't taste good either. He pull away from Wander and stared at him. He looked beautiful and glad he could satify him. But, he had a uncomfortable boner and didn't want to ruin the moment]

Wander: [pants hard frm the aftrglow, then sees his own essence dripping out of the skeleton's mouth] Oh, oh, sorry, I should've told u [took out a hanky frm his suit n wiped it] Sorry I came inside ur mouth, I didnt mean to... U were so good [smiled apologetically n kissed him]

Hater: [returns the kiss and smirks at the ego raiser]

Wander: [could see the glow of Hater's boner n smiled] Aww, u held bk for me? [giggled as he spread his legs, parting the fur to show his pussy] Its OK. Come n get me, big boy. Gimme all u got

Hater: [just grins and takes off his boxers and threw them somewhere. Mouts Wander and started to thrust slowly so he could get use to him]

Wander: [whined at the entry n hissed a little as he felt the skeleton's full length inside him. Pants in pleasure as Hater thrust slowly inside him, feeling every inch rubbing inside the walls of his pussy] Yes... Nnhh... Yes, Hatey... S-So good... Mmmmhh... More, more...

Hater: [growls and goes faster. The eletricity was charging again]

Wander: [his fur poofed up more to divert more of the electricity. If they had paid attention, the electricity was starting to fry the surrounding area, bt he was feeling too good to pay attention as he screamed his approval, wrapping his limbs ard the skeleton to bring him closer]

Hater: [was snarling like an animal trusting into Wander harder and fast. Then minutes later he came and a gaint charge of eletricity poared out]

Wander: [came frm the mild shock he got n screamed out loud, clenching Hater's cock tight as he came, n somehow all tht electricity fried almost everything in the room n things started to catch fire, which alerted the Star Nomad] Umm... Hatey...?

Hater: [enjoying the afterglow and snuggles into Wander] Mm...Yeah?

Wander: Ummm... I think... I think our bed is on fire... [pointed at the head of the bed where Hater's electricity struck n it was burning quite quickly] And... I think the whole room's on fire...?

Hater: SHIT!!![gets up and tries to put out the fires]

Wander: [quickly got dressed n panicked wen he sees the fire wasn't going anywhere or putting out] Umm, Hatey, I think its best if we just sorta skidaddle outta here~?

Hater: right [grabs Wander's hand and ran out of the room]

[behind them, the fire started to spread quickly, since the castle was quite old n the things ard it r ancient, so it caught fire vry quickly, the fire almost chasing aftr them, starting to trigger the fire alarm]

Peepers: [hears the fire alarm blaring n looked up] Woah, wat's going on? Where's the fire? [sees Hater carrying Wander like a football] Lord Hater, sir? Wat's going oooOoohh!! Grob!! Wat did u do?? [sees the fire behind them]

Sylvia: [face palms] Don't ask that when we know the answer. [grabs Peepers and follows Hater and Wander]

Hater: [Gets everyone back on the ship and shouts to a random watchdog] GET US OUT OF HERE!!!

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Sylvia: [place her hands on Peeper's shoulders and got ready to dance] Shall we?

Wander: [waved a final goodbye to Brad before joining Hater, Sylvia and Peepers n some other random couples on the dancefloor]

Peepers; Umm, yeah [puts his hand on her waist as much as his short arms could reach n started dancing]

[it was playing a nice slow song, a nice gentle swaying beat, with perfect lighting to match the mood]

Hater: [started to waltz with Wander. Face glowing bright green]

Sylvia: [just smiled and relaxed enjoying the dance]

Wander: [smiled up at Hater, the lighting illuminating his innocent cute features as he danced with him. Tho he sorta surprised the skeleton by actually being able to waltz as opposed to dancing crazily like he did with Queen Entozoa during the fancy party]

Peepers: [looked up at Sylvia smiling n looking so relaxed, n the way she looked today instead of her usual tomboyish self made him surprisingly feeling butterflies in his stomach] {Wat is this I'm feeling here? This zbornak beat the crap out of me evry other Tuesday n now she's making me feel...weird...Grob, I'm acting like a floppin' schoolboy, for glop sake!}

Hater: [thanked Peepers giving him dancing lesson after Queen Entozoa affair. Smile down at Wander continuing their dance]

Sylvia: {Short Stuff not that bad} [continues to enjoy the dance] {Wish he does something though}

Peepers: [tries to cover his flustered mood with some small talk] So, uh, ur a pretty good dancer, there. Not something I expect frm a zbornak

Sylvia: [raises eyebrow] Thought I would step on your toes or something?

Peepers: Well, to be honest, yes. Bt of course, u surprised me again today. [cleared his throat a little] U...reli look beautiful today

Sylvia: [kind of insluted by the dance comment by forgot about when Peepers said she was beautiful. She blushed] Uh...thanks Short Stuff.

Peepers: N I knw I'm not the best dressed. Its just a standard issue suit and all, I wear it for all my fancy parties. Its the same suit I wore wen we met at Queen Entozoa's plc, remember?

Sylvia: [smirks in remembrance of that day] Yeah, but you still look good Short Stuff.

Peepers: [chuckles thru his small blush] Umm, yeah, thanks. N, uh, thanks for...being such a sport n being my fake date. I just don't wanna be mocked again like the last time [grinned smugly at other second in commands who were watching him at the dance floor or at a distance]

Sylvia: [rolls her eyes in amusement] I don't mind Short Stuff.

Peepers: So, umm...well, if ur not too against it, maybe we can...u knw, hang out sometime? I mean, just us, u knw, hit the firing range, tip some space cows, hunt for hidden treasure for Lord Hater--grob knws how many treasure maps he had collected OR stole ovr the yrs--u knw, the works. Just us, without Wander. U knw. For fun [he was starting to ramble a little, unsure as to why he was suddenly so nervous]

Sylvia: [stops dancing for a moment and stare down at Peepers] Are you asking me out? [blushes] Like for real?

Peepers: Well, if u wanna call it tht, then...yeah. Just to hang out. Whatever. [didnt want to look at Sylvia directly, a little awkward somehow]

Sylvia: {Gob! Say something he partily telling you he likes you! Say som...Forget it!} [leans down and 'kisses' Peepers]

Peepers: [felt Sylvia's kiss, somehow surprised tht she would knw where his "mouth" is n didnt reli react, he just stupidly limped as Sylvia kept kissing him]

Wander: [saw them frm their side of the dance floor n squealed at Hater] Look, look, look! We did it~! Eeee!!

Hater: [just shakes head] Yes we did. Now lets get back to dancing please. [is really happy for Peepers]

Sylvia: [pulls away] I'll love to...[blush bright pink]

Peepers: [smiled stupidly aftr the kiss, pretty much garbling n a bit jelly as they continued dancing]

Wander: [whispered to Hater] I've got something more interesting in mind [takes Hater's hand n led him into one of the guestrooms of the castle]

Sylvia: [just chuckles and continues dancing]

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[meanwhile at the punchbowl]

Sylvia: [taking a sip of her punch] Eh, it is okay.

Peepers: [sipped his punch as well] Hmm, yeah it's pretty alright. At least the hors d'oeuvres r tasty [munch on one of them]

Awesome: Beck! Is tht u? How nice to see u here, sweet thang! [called out frm a distance n made his way towards her]

Sylvia: Oh Gob shoot me. [feels a headache coming on]

Peepers: [blinked in confusion] Beck?

Sylvia: Me and Wander were stuck on a planet where Awesome decided to thow a end of world party. I tried to stop him by myself but got captured. He started calling me Rebecca, Beck and Bee. Luckily, Wander beat him in a dance off and he left.

Peepers: [chuckled n shook his head] Why am I not surprised?

Awesome: [came in btwn Sylvia n Peepers n bumped the eye ball off] All on ur lonesome there, Bee? Why dont I be ur date tonight, eh?

Peepers: Ooff! [fell onto the floor, growled] Excuse me, she's MY date

Sylvia: 1) You can't handle this! [snaps fingers sassily] 2) I have a date [points to Peepers] and 3) The name is Sylvia.

Awesome: [turned to see Peepers patting himself off the dust on his butt as he got up n blinked in confusion] Ur HIS date? Bee, I would've thought u had better taste than tht. N Imma gonna call u wat I call u. I'm Emperor Awesome, I get to name u whatevr I think suits ya

Sylvia: [rolls eyes] Yeah, Don't care what you think you are, but call me something that is not my name, be prepared to be colbbered. [takes Peeper's hand] Lets go somewhere else Short Stuff.

Awesome: [grabs Sylvia's hand] Why the rush, Bee? R u sure u wanna hang out with tht little pipsqueak there, wen u can hv a man like me? Its not like they're the best lovers anyways. They destroyed their own planet

Peepers: [popped a vein n turned to Awesome] WE destroyed our planet?? No, its YOUR filthy half-cousin who destroyed our planet with her greed and vanity and her stupid glitter shower parties! YOUR kind tht got our planet into shambles in the first plc! If anyone who's a planet destroyer, its YOU!!

Awesome: Aww, I knw right? No one can top us wen it comes to world shattering parties [laughed proudly] Cousin Vanity's parties r lame anyways, I'm not sad she's gone. Hater totally did us a favour

Sylvia: [smiles sweetly] Warn Ya! [pulls back her hand back and punches him on the nose. The uses her tail to chokes him and filps him repeatedly. Finally she gives Awesome an upper-cut and send him flying somewhere] Trash.

Hater: [saw what happen across the room] HA! NICE ONE!

Peepers: [was astounded at Sylvia's moves wen she beat the crap out of Awesome n tossed him to the far corner of the ballroom. Seeing her fight in slow-mo in his mind's eye, it was almost like she was dancing, n he couldnt help bt blush n stared stupidly at him]

Wander: [hears the commotion n turned just in time to see Awesome flying across the room] Ooh, Awesome is here! Can't wait to do another dance off with him later. [waved at her excitedly] Hey, Syl! Look who's here for the party! [boink boink point at Brad]

Brad: The Horse is here?

Hater: [still laughing at Awesome]

Sylvia: [rolls eyes] Oh great the Wonder Idiot is here as well. [turns to Peepers] Lets get away from here before Wander drags them here. [grabs Peepers hand and heads to the dance floor]

Peepers: [broke out of his muse n let Sylvia drag her to the dance floor, tho he more or less couldnt reli wipe off the blush off his face]

Wander: Oooh, oooh! They're going to dance! C'mon, Hatey. Let's join 'em! Please~? [looking bk up at him with big doe eyes]

Hater: [blushes] Fine~ [grabs Wander and lead him to the dance floor]

Brad: [still confuse on the Wander/Hater thing but glad they left him alone.]

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[the night of the gala dinner arrived, n Peepers was at the entrance of the ship fixing Hater's clothes while one of the Watchdogs commandeered the ship to land on Planet Neptunia, the location of the gala night]

Peepers: [was wearing a black standard suit n is now fixing Hater's bowtie] There. U look perfect

Hater: [grumbles] Why do we have to do this again? [gets up and heads to the ship enterance]

Peepers: Bcoz we hv to secure alliances n gather Intel. Who knws, maybe u even get to meet someone with better army n fire power tht we can alliance with for ur nxt world conquering. Besides if u don't go, everyone is gonna think ur a wuss

Hater: [seathing in anger] FINE! Where Wander and Sylvia anyways?! [looking for his...uh boyfriend and his friend]

Peepers: They went to Planet Torque to get their clothes for the Gala. They said they'll meet us here. Tho I'm surprised they would wanna go buy wen that furball could just dig it out... [the ship door open as it landed] of his...hat... [was at loss of words wen he saw Sylvia n Wander already at the entrance of the castle. Wander was wearing a nice clean cut white suit n red bow tie, without the hat, looking like his little cute self bt Sylvia, she was quite a sight, especially wen her dress caught the lighting of the area n made it shimmer, n for once she wasn't wearing her harness n had her hair done] W...Woah...

Hater: [jaw litery fall off. Picks it right up and reattaches it] Wow...

Syliva: [amused by the boys reactions] Like the veiw guys?

Peepers: [cleared his throat, blushing a little] Ahem, um, yeah, u...u look great. Nice choice, and, uh, nice hair

Wander: [squealed as he skipped excitedly towards Hater, twirling ard to show tht his suit is one of those sparrow tail suits] U like it, Hatey~? Got it tailor-made

Hater: [going bright green, wanting to take Wander back to the ship and do things] Yeah...really like it [clears throat and held out his hand] Um...shall we?

Sylvia: [smiles and doing the 'victory dance' in her mind] You look nice yourself [held out her hand] Shall we?

Peepers: [smiled n held out his elbow] Let's

Wander: [squeaked happily n held Hater's hand]

[both of them entered the huge castle tht belonged to Zenith, a Bullthorn species n one of the most wanted criminals in the galaxy nxt to Queen Entozoa, n the plc was undoubtedly filled with some of the most dangerous n wanted criminals throughout the universe]

Wander: Ooh~ Amazing party, LOVE the decors! [looked ard with his sparkly eyes]

Hater & Sylvia: [rolls eyes and smile at Wander's happiness]

Sylvia: Alright Short Stuff, what do you want to do first?

Peepers: Wanna go grab some punch first? I'm kinda thirsty

Sylvia: Sure [grabbs Peepers and heads off to the punch bowl]

Hater: [nervously] Uh...What do you want to do Wander?

Wander: [looked abt] Lets mingle abt! Ooh! I see Bradley! Lets go talk to him! [drags Hater to Brad Starlight who was standing at a corner looking rather confused] Hey, Bradley~!

Hater: {Oh Gob not this idiot} [he was still angry about the sword]

Brad: [turns to see who call him. See that it is Wander and in disbelief] How did you get in here?! But then again you are my greatest emeny [Smugly grins] As me being a hero of course a villan like you be invited.

Hater: [not amused] New Flash Idiot: You were invited to this party making you the villan. Wander is here because he is my date.

Brad: Wha...

Wander: [giggled, ignoring the fact tht he is practically in the middle of a lion's den full of villains n he hugged Hater's arm n squealed blissfully] Isnt it great? Hater n I r boyfriend-girlfriend now. Doesnt tht just fills ur gutty-works all a fluttery? Ooh, n so glad to see u invited to this party, Bradley. I didnt knw u were friends with so many ppl here~

Brad: [brain is broken] Wha...

Hater: [rolls eyes but is blushing green and squissing Wander back] Have a problem with that?

Brad: [still broken] But, you hate him...

Wander: Oh, he doesnt hate me. Sure, he's got a temper with me, bt we're all good now. Hey, how abt we go mingle with everyone? U must be new to all this. n I wanna knw Hater's friends as well! Lets go! [held both Hater and Brad's hand, making him look like a child in the middle as he made Hater go ard introducing the villains tht he knew]

Hater & Brad: {Please shoot me Gob}

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[the day before the gala arrived. Wander and Sylvia went shopping for clothes for the gala]

Wander: [was going left n right looking thru evrything, vry excited for the gala night] Ooh! Look at tht! Ooh! Tht looks pretty too! So many choice~! [squealed in excitement]

Sylvia: [just rolled her eyes and smile at her friends excitement. She herself was kind of worried about the event, seeing she was going on a date with Peepers and wanted to knock his sock off]

Wander: [noticed Sylvia's face] U OK, buddy? U seem rather perplexed for someone who's being asked for a fake date.

Sylvia: [startled] Oh...um Trying to figure out what I am going to wear, Buddy. That's all. [trying to play off like it is nothing]

Wander: [grinned teasingly] Syl-vi-a... R u hving a crush on Mr Peepers~? [already more or less knws, bt he wanted to hear it frm her]

Sylvia: [turns bright pink] No! Nu-uh! Nope! No way! [tries to denine it]

Wander: Oh reli now? [grinned widely frm ear to ear] R u sure~? Bcoz u look pretty pink ovr there [poked at her blushing cheeks] Boink boink!

Sylvia: [just turns more pink]

Wander: Oooh~ Sylvia has a crush on Mr Peepers...! [giggled as he danced ard Sylvia]

Sylvia: Sh..shut UP! [still pink]

Wander: So~ Wat is it u see in Peepers anyways? Details, details [nudged her playfully]

Sylvia: [cover face and groans] Not here in public later in private, okay?

Wander: Alright, bt u owe me one. U gotta look good for ur date [looked ard, then finds a little black dress] How abt this one?

Sylvia: [stared at the dress] Isn't a little too small for me?

Wander: Hmm, ur right [looked ard, then found a pink dress tht was extra frilly] How abt this one? Brings out ur hair~

Sylvia: [shudders] too girly

Wander: Wat abt this one? [a yellow dress that kinda reminds them of the impromptu dress Sylvia wore during the fake date with Hater]

Sylvia: No reminds me of that fake date with Hater

Wander: [a lot of trial n error later, found a nice midnight blue dress that was the perfect size n design] How bout this one, buddy?

Sylvia: Perfect [she grinned and bought the dress] Now your turn! What are you gonna wear?

Wander: Hmm... I dunno, buddy. Should I wear a dress or a suit? I can't reli decide

Sylvia: Hmm...[thinking] Wear a suit but wear fancy underwear underneath it for Hater

Wander: [giggled] Ooh, someone's being sassy~ [raised eyebrows at Sylvia] Hmm... Lets see... Black suit or white suit...? [looked abt] Aww, they all look so nice bt none of them hv my size [gestured at his tiny built]

Sylvia: We can go to a different store or tailor for you

Wander: Yeah guess ur right. [giggled] N I knw just the plc to buy me some fancy underwear [quickly ran out of the store]

Sylvia: [snorts and follows Wander]

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[the next couple weeks they work on their plan to pair up Peepers and Sylvia. They landed on Resortica a planet made intirely out of resorts. Then Hater assoused that everybody was getting the day off. (Wander's idea, they did not want to make them suppissious why olny Peepers got the day off)]

Wander: Woohoo! We're bk here in Resortica, can u believe it, Sylvia? It felt almost like yesterday we been here n met tht Trudy lady

Sylvia: Yeah [streches] But, I want those drinks again! [looks for a waiter]

Wander: Oh, I'm gonna go chk out the souvenir stands with Hater. I'll join ya later, OK, buddy? [helped her call the waiter] Yoohoo! My buddy needs a little refreshment~!

Sylvia: [the waiter took Sylvia drink order and left. Then she lay on a patio chair in the shade waiting for her drink] Ah~ This is the life!

Wander: [made his way to Hater who was chatting with Peepers] Oh, Hatey~! Let's go chk out the souvenir. shall we? [winked at Hater secretly, giving him the signal]

Hater: Oh right! Peepers take a load off in the shade over there until I get back okay [starts to leave with Wander]

Peepers: Umm, OK, thanks, sir [made his way to the shades at the beach n sees Sylvia there] Oh, hey, zbornak. [sat on the empty seat nxt to her]

Sylvia: [relaxing] Yo! How you doing, Short Stuff?

Peepers: Good, reli good, actually. Its been quite a while since we finally hv a day off [sees Sylvia's drink] Watcha having?

Sylvia: Passion fuirt smoothie with bongoberry shots mix in. Want some? [Sylvia move her drink over so he could take a sip]

Peepers: [was tempted bt hesitated] Sorry, personal quirk of mine. I don't reli share straws

Wander: [was spying on them at a distance with Hater n whispered to a waiter]

Waiter: [nodded n approached the duo with another straw, putting it into Slyvia's drink n walked away casually]

Sylvia: Welp, that was convient. {note to self, give the waiter a huge tip} [leans in her drink again]

Peepers: It sure is. Good service here [takes the drink n sips it] Hmm, it actually tastes pretty good. U seem vry familiar to this plc tho. U n Wander been here before?

Sylvia: Yeah [takes a sip herself] Stay here a few days met a nice old lady. Probably Wander told Hater about this place and he decided to land here

Peepers: Probably [a small pause later] So I've been curious. I remember last time u n Wander came to infiltrate our ship tht kept all our loot n booty. U knw, the one u guys blew up n cost us all of our treasures. U were with someone else as well tht day. Is tht ur boyfriend?

Sylvia: [chokes on drinks] Rider my boyfriend Ewww! Gross. He was my old partner before I met Wander. We were friends only. He a total jerk and ass. [darkly mumbles]

Peepers: Ah OK its just that I saw u guys were pretty chummy n all n Wander was like completely in the background, so I thought maybe ur hooking up n didn't want Wander as third wheel

Sylvia: [makes a gross out face] Ewwwww! We were there cause Rider told us you guys stole money from innocent people and Wander being Wander wanted to help. Personally I wanted some action (and not the action you thinking of), to face danger every turn again. But to Rider, Wander was slowing us down. When we finally got to your treasure room, Rider show his true color wanting the treasure for himself. You guys know the rest.

Peepers: I see. So... U don't hv a boyfriend?

Sylvia: No I don't [started to drink her drink again]

Peepers: [scratches his "chin" a little, then sighed, one of those "Get this ovr with" sigh] R u free to be my date nxt weekend?

Sylvia: [chokes on drink again] What?! [face bright pink]

Peepers: Yeah sorry to spring this on u, bt nxt weekend is the Villains Coalition Gathering Gala Night n I need a date to go with, coz most of the second in command for other villains hv dates last time n they're rubbing it in on my face. I don't wanna hv a repeat of last time. So...would u like to be my date? Evn if it's just pretend?

Sylvia: Uh....sure {Thank you! Gob} [face still pink]

Peepers: Which reminds me, I hv to remind Lord Hater abt this. He's prolly forgotten all abt it. He's not big on formal gatherings

Wander: [still spying, bt turned n looked at Hater, grinning] He's right, isn't he?

Hater: [grumbles] I hate formal gathers! [pouts like a baby]

Sylvia: [still recovering from her shock of being asked out] uh...sure

Peepers: Well thanks for the drink recommendation. It's a date then [got up n left to join the other Watchdogs to enjoy the facilities]

Wander: Aww, don't pout. I'll be ur date if u want me to [grinned cheekily]

Sylvia: [just nodded and watch him left. She waited until he was out of earshot] YEEESSSSSSS!!!

Hater: [whines] They're SOOOOOO boring!

Wander: I'm sure we can find something fun to do. I better go hang out with Sylvia before she gets suspicious. N it looks like Peepers is coming ur way to remind u of the gala night. Act natural [held Hater's hand n came out, pretending tht they just got bk frm souvenir hunting] Boy, tht was some souvenirs, eh? Can't wait to get them later before we leave!

Peepers: [sees them] Hey, furball. Sir, just here to remind u abt the Villains Coalition Gathering Gala Night nxt weekend

Hater: [whines] GAHH! [pouts]

Peepers: I knw u dont like it, sir, bt u hv to go. How r u gonna gather intel n build alliance if u dont go?

Wander: I'll leave u two then. Bye, Hatey [jumped up to kiss Hater's cheek n left to meet up with Sylvia]

Hater: [grumbles and whines]

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[it was a day's journey before they finally came across Awesome's ship, n apparently the tracking device was picking up music waves signals since Awesome was his usual partying self]

Wander: Wow, he seems pretty lively as usual

Sylvia: no kidding. (nod)

[the duo went to the ship entrance n knocked the door]

Awesome: ?

Sylvia: Hello?

Wander: Hellloooooo~! Anybody home?

[random minion answered the door]

Minion: :O

Wander: Heeyyyy~! Is Awesome here? Wow [covered his ears] Music sure is loud!

Sylvia: >_< Ya think??

Wander: [raised his voice ovr the music to shout at the Fist Fighter minion] CAN U TAKE US TO AWESOME??

Minion: IT'S THIS WAY!

Wander: THANK YOU!! [followed the minion]

Sylvia: >_<

[the group was led to the dance floor, where Awesome was dancing happily]

Wander: HEY, AWESOME!!

Awesome: [doesn't hear them, still dancing]

Sylvia: >:c AWESOME!!!

Awesome: [finally hears them n turns, n sees Sylvia] REBECCA! BEE! HEY! [sees Wander] AND YOU! COMING BK HERE FOR A REMATCH??

Wander: CAN U TURN THE VOLUME DWN SO WE CAN TALK??

Sylvia: WE GOT A FAVOR TO ASK!!!

Awesome: [blinked n shrugged, then turned off the music with his remote] Favor, u say? Wat exactly do u want frm me? [looking at Sylvia flirtingly]

Sylvia: -_- it's for Wander, actually...

Awesome: Wander? Wat do u... [sees the babies tht were riding on Wander's bk like baby koalas] Wat is this? Wat are those?

Wander: [smiled at the babies sleeping on his bk] Oh these? Yeah, these r our cute little babies.

Awesome: U and Bee...?

Wander: No, me and Hater [grinned happily]

Sylvia: -3- Long story, We just need a favor on borrowing the shrink ray.

Awesome: Shrink ray? Arent u small enough already?

Wander: No, no, I need it so tht I can shrink the wedding dress I want to fit me

Awesome: Can't u just go to a tailor to hv ur clothes made?

Wander: Nooooo~~ I want that one, no other...!

Sylvia: You heard him. (think)... Oh Awesome? Did you ever think if... ;) You CAN handle this?

Awesome: Well, tht goes without saying. I'm Emperor Awesome, the greatest party animal ever. Of course I can handle u

Wander: So will u borrow us the shrink ray?

Awesome: On one condition [pointed at Sylvia] U hv to go on a date with me

Sylvia: >__<... Fine.

Wander: Aww~ Tht is SO adorable! N I knw just the plc for u two! Remember ur fake date with Hatey, Syl?

Sylvia: -_- boy do I remember.

Wander: Then we're going to tht plc!

Awesome: Fake date? Hater? Wats tht abt?

Sylvia: >_< it's a long story, okay?? So do we get the shrink gun or not?

Awesome: Like I said, date first, then we'll talk business. So abt this planet. U knw where it is?

Wander: Sure I do, I took a picture of tht plc before we left. See? [shows him the picture of the planet]

Awesome: Hmm, shouldn't be too hard to find [called out a random minion] Yo, Bret! Take us to this planet! [toss him the picture]

Sylvia: -_-

[the minion soon set the spaceship to the planet]

Sylvia: |-( can't believe I agreed to this...

Wander: Aww, c'mon, admit it. U asked if he can handle u, tht means u like him [winked winked]

Sylvia: >///< it does not.

Wander: Ur blushing~ I knw u do

Sylvia: >:C Wander...

Wander: [just giggled cheekily] Ooh, we're here! [sees the planet at a distance]

Awesome: Now then, I'm gonna get dressed. U can go to one of the ladies' dressing room to change, Bee. I'll be right bk

Wander: Wow, u also hv a ladies dressing room? U must hv a lot of ladies beforehand [ushered Sylvia to the room wtih the help of a random minion]

Sylvia: o.o hey!

[the duo entered the dressing room n sees a walk-in closet full of amazing ladies' wear]

Wander: Wooooow~ So many choices!

Sylvia: -3-

Wander: Oooh~ This one looks nice [took out a sexy-looking punk style outfit]

Sylvia: o_o as if

Wander: Why not? U look nice in it. Or~ [takes out a goth outfit] This looks nice!

Sylvia: >_> ...

Wander: There's a lot more. Hurry up n take ur pic for the date

Sylvia: >_< eeny meeny miney... (grabs one) moe.

[it was a nice long-flowing pinkish-blue dress tht matched her skin n hair]

Wander: [goes sparkly eyed] Oooooh, tht looks pretty~~

Sylvia: o.o ...not bad...

Wander: Go ahead! Put it on. I won't look [turned ard n covered his eyes]

Sylvia: (does so)... well, what do you think?

Wander: [turned to see her] U look gooooorgeous~!

Sylvia: :$ Yeah?

Wander: Totally~ Now come on, off to ur date! [ushered her]

Sylvia: alright, alright I'm going.

Awesome: [was already dressed n waiting at the ship entrance]

Wander: Here we are~ [ushered Sylvia to him]

Awesome: Wow, Bee, u look...nice [blushed a little]

Sylvia: -////-

Wander: Well, I'll just stay here in this ship, since my babies need feeding. U kids run along now. Hv fun~

Awesome: [held out his elbow] Shall we, Bee?

Sylvia: -_- I have a name, ya know. And it's NOT Rebecca or Bee.

Awesome: I knw, bt u sound nicer as Bee

Sylvia: -_-; I'm Sylvia.

Awesome: Alright, then u won't mind me calling u 'Bee' still? As like ur nickname? U sound pretty in it

Sylvia:... whatever floats your boat.

Wander: [waved them goodbye as they left, then made his way to a guestroom to feed the babies]

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[a few mths hv passed since then, n a week before the wedding, Sylvia n Wander were together chking out the wedding dresses at the boutique in a random planet]

Wander: [looked ard, tryin to decide on a wedding dress]

Sylvia: Can't decide, buddy?

Wander: [shook his head] They all look so pretty, bt none of them seemed to be of my size

Sylvia:(think) why not see if the hat can help?

Wander: Sylvia~ This is special. I can't depend on the hat for this. Its my wedding

Sylvia: Wander... (hug) you're nervous, aren't you?

Wander: [looked at her anxiously] Is it tht obvious?

Sylvia: It's gonna go fine, you normally don't worry about things anyhow...

Wander: I knw, Sylvia, bt its a reli big day, n I'm also a mom now. Its just...a little more overwhelming than usual

Sylvia: :( /(hug) it'll be okay...

Wander: [hugs bk] Its alright, I'll be fine. Everything is gonna work itself out as long as I believe it. Now, lets see... [kept browsing thru the wedding dresses again]

Sylvia: (think)... perhaps this one?

Wander: [sees the dress n it looked a little too plain, shook his head] Nah, not tht one, n its still too big

Sylvia: yeah this is pretty hard...

Wander: [looked ard some more, then finally his eyes set on the perfect design, it was a layer cake style wedding dress with frills at the right plcs n it was his favourite long-flowing kind tht drags along the floor. His eyes sparkled happily] There it is~ Its perfect! [bt then frowned a bit] But its too big...

Sylvia: (think)...

Wander: [looked dwn sadly for a while, then remembered something n grinned widely] Sylvia! I remember now! Didnt one of the villains hv some kind of shrink ray?

Sylvia: yeah...

Wander: I remember we went to this planet n someone was trying to conquer it using a shrink ray. Who was it...? [trying to remember]

Sylvia:... Awesome? .3.

Wander: Tht's right! Emperor Awesome! I remember now! He tried to use the shrink ray coz he wanted to collect as many ppl as possible frm all ovr the universe to make them watch him party!

Sylvia: Mhm.

Wander: Shall we go look for Awesome n ask him nicely if we can borrow it?

Sylvia: Yup. >u>

Wander: Then I'll go make the booking n then we'll go find Awesome

Sylvia:  :D right.

Wander: [went to the salesgirl to book the dress, then rode onto Sylvia to find Awesome]

Sylvia: Now where's his ship?...

Wander: Dunno, lets see wat the hat can do [digs his hat n pulls out a tracker device] Huh this is interesting

Sylvia: what?

Wander: The hat got me a tracking device. Not sure how tht would work bt, oh well [turned it on n followed the signal]

Sylvia: where to?

Wander: Here [passes her the tracking device] Just follow the direction its pointing to n we should be able to find him. Aftr all, the Hat gave this to me, so it should be worth using

Sylvia: (follows it)

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[a week later, aftr Wander had more or less healed frm the birth, a gathering of Watchdogs was called in the ship's hall for a briefing n announcement frm Lord Hater]

Hater: watchdogs... I'd like to announce...being engaged to Wander. :$

[all the Watchdogs gasped, n they all either looked unhappy or surprised]

Wander: [was carrying the litter on his bk as he gave Hater an encouraging squeeze on his hand]

Hater: and...this is our family...

[the Watchdogs were evn more surprised]

Peepers: [pretty much fainted frm the news]

Sylvia:  :)

Wander: [smiled as well as he proudly showed the babies to the watchdogs]

Watchdogs: Aaaawww~~

Sylvia: ^^ I'm an auntie.

Wander: [smiled happily at the Watchdogs n hugged Hater's arm] Isn't it great, everyone? We're all gonna be one big happy family~

[the Watchdogs r not sure wat to reply]

Hater: Come on, guys, I know this is a big change for us, but you might actually have to get used to this all happening.

[the Watchdogs mutter to each other, reluctantly agreeing]

Random watchdog: So does tht mean u don't wanna take ovr planets anymore? R we the good guys now?

Hater: pretty much. But we still get to kick butt if anyone messes with us and stuff.

[the Watchdogs looked at each other, thinking abt it]

Random Watchdog: So wat will be our new slogan then? We can't use "Hate's great, best villain" anymore if we're the good guys

Hater: (think)... any ideas, Wander?

Wander: [thought abt it] How abt "Love's great, best buddies?" [giggled]

Hater: .///. yeah sure ok.

Peepers: [has woken up n heard everything] No! No, I forbid it! I may be OK with u two together, bt we are NOT quitting being the bad guy!

Hater: >8C PEEPERS...

Peepers: But... But sir...!

Hater: Peepers, I said!

Peepers: No! I'm not gonna let so many yrs of bad guy hard work go to waste bcoz of some goody-two-shoes...

Wander: Peepers, stop being so mean! [meant to smack Peepers bk a little to lighten him up bt suddenly his hand crackled with green lightning n ended up zapping him] gasp Wha...?

Hater:  :O!!! ...whoa... didn't see that coming...

Sylvia::O Wander...??

Wander: I...I didnt mean to... I dunno wat happened! [didnt expect him to hv Hater's powers as well] W-What's wrong wtih me??

Hater: o.o I think... somehow... some of my powers must've passed onto you...

Peepers: [groaned] I...I think its coz wen I asked u to give Wander the boost wen he was giving birth...

Hater: O_O Oh yeah, that...

Wander: [whined] I dont like this power, I dont like hurting ppl~

Hater:  :(... (hug) I can teach you how to control it...

Wander: [hugged him bk] OK...

Random Watchdog: So wen's the wedding, boss?

Hater: (think) possibly in a few months... there'll be cake~ (cat)

[all the watchdogs cheered n congratulated him]

Watchdogs: Love's great, best buddies! Love's great, best buddies! Love's great, best buddies!

Peepers: [groaned in defeat] Uuuuggghhh... Great... Just great...

Sylvia: (picks him up) >:c... (hug) ^^

Peepers: >__<''' Let go of me~!!

Sylvia: Get used to it, pipsqueak.

Thursday, March 5, 2015

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Wander: [woke up n realized it was almost quarter to noon] Wow, hv I slept tht long?

Hater: Well you did have a long night, just didn't want to wake you or anything... (hug)

Wander: [sees the litter tht were still all tuckered out] I can't believe I gave birth to all 6 of these [giggled]

Hater: Tell me about it... :$ So... what does this make us then?...

Wander: [tilted his head] Wat do u mean?

Hater: Like, are we... a couple, or something? .////.

Wander: I dunno. [blushed] Do u...want us to be?

Hater: Well... do you?

Wander: Well...yeah bt...I wasnt sure if ur ready. Tht's why I ran away in the first plc

Hater::(...

Wander: Sorry. I...I didnt mean to hurt u like tht... Its just... [looked dwn guiltily] I'm sorry...

Hater:  :(...(hug)

Wander: [hugged him bk] I... I... [blushed hard in his tears] I love u

Hater: :$...

Wander: [leans up to kiss him]

Hater: (kiss)

Wander: Is it true? U dont feel like conquering planets anymore?

Hater: Yeah...

Wander: Is Peepers gonna be OK with it? I mean if u dont want to conquer planets, wat r u gonna do?

Hater: Well... these kids wil need a daddy in their lives...

Wander: [giggled] U make it sound like we're gonna get married or something

Hater:... maybe get eloped?... .////.

Wander: [blushed hard] R u trying to propose to me?

Hater: >///< Well... I understand if you don't want to, I just...

Wander: [burst into tears n hugged him tight] Yes, yes, yes! I will marry u!! [kissed him deeply] I will be ur wife~!

Hater: (hug) / (kiss)

Wander: We don't hv to elope reli. U just need to tell the truth to ur team. Sylvia already knws how I feel abt u. She's OK with it. Ur their boss, their leader, Lord Hater. Make them listen to u. Don't u always say ur the greatest in the galaxy?

Hater: Yes... I am...

Wander: So? Just tell them. I'll be right beside u wen u announce our engagement

Hater: :$ okay.

Wander: [nuzzled him] I love u

Hater: (hug) love you too.

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[meanwhile in the cabin...]

Wander: [was feeling a little uncomfortable, n he was awakened wen his belly was glowing extra bright, then soon he woke up with a sharp pain n groaned as he climbed out of his hat painfully] Oh grob... Ooww...

Sylvia: (yawn) ...(hears) o.o Wander??

Wander: [pants hard as he hugged his belly] Nnnggghhh... I... I'm OK... Oooww...

Sylvia: Wander? (peaks in) :O

Wander: [looked up at her, a bit pale frm the pain as he tried to smile] I...I think the babies r coming... Mmmhhh... [hears the sound of an approaching ship] Oh grob... W-We gotta go...

Sylvia: Not with you like this, pal.

Wander: P-Pls... I... I dont want Hater to see me like thiiioooOOOWW!! [doubled ovr frm an extra hard contraction]

[too late as the ship stopped at the cabin n Peepers came dwn with Hater n the Watchdogs]

Peepers: [kicks dwn the front door] We got u now, Wander! There's nowhere to run! [ordered the Watchdogs to search the cabin]

Hater: >.> (hears Wander)... :O

Wander: P-Pls...Pls, we gotta go... [whimpered as he tried to get up out of bed bt couldnt]

Sylvia: :( Wander, you can't move.

Peepers: Right there! I hear him! [kicked Wander's room door] Freeze! We got u now! Come ovr quietly and...we... [was stunned to see Wander n his current condition]

Hater: (peeks in) :O

Wander: [whimpered n sobbed] Pls...D-Don't look at me...

Peepers: Is he...?

Hater: :(... (tries to come forward)

Wander: [sobs n covered his face in shame]

Hater:... (pets his head gently) You didn't tell me...

Wander: I...I'm sorry... I didnt mean to... I was afraid...tht u would get mad... Tht...ur not ready to be a father... OOooowwww... [gripped the sheets in pain]

Hater:  :( Wnader...(hug)

Wander: I'm sorry... I'm so sorry... [sobs in his arms]

Hater: (petting) I'm here...

Wander: [his belly glowed again n his water broke, wetting himself n the bed]

Peepers: Oh grob, will someone tell me wat the hell is going on here?? [looked at either Sylvia, Hater or Wander for an explanation]

Hater:...I can explain...

Peepers: Then explain

Wander: [wasn't gonna give him time to as he started whimpering] Its coming...Its coming... The baby is coming...!! S-Sylvia, help me~~!! Ooooowww!!

Sylvia: :( Right here, buddy...

Hater: We... did it a few times when we had the chance, I wasn't interested in tsaking over planets.

Peepers: U were hving an AFFAIR with WANDER??

Wander: [pants hard as he gripped onto Hater's robes, letting his body do the work] Nnngghhh... Haaaahhh... Ggguuuhh~!!! [first baby slid out of him, birth sac wrapped ard it]

Sylvia: got it!

Wander: [instinct told him the sac needs to be taken out] T-Take the sac off...Syl...Or they'll suffocate...Oh grob, its coming again...!!

Peepers; How many babies do u hv in there, furball??

Hater: ^///^;

Wander: Haaaahhh... Nnnnggaahhh~!!! [the nxt one popped out] H-Hatey, it huuuurrrtsss....!!!

Hater: (hug) :(

Peepers: Oh glop [groaned n decided to come forward n help] I'll catch the babies, n u [pointed at Sylvia] help to tear out the sac wen I pass the babies to u, got it?

Sylvia: gotcha.

Wander: [gripped onto Hater n waited as his body expelled the nxt baby] NnnnggghhhhhAAAHHH!!! [the baby popped out]

Peepers: Gotcha. [passes the baby to Sylvia]

Sylvia: (gets it out of the sac)

[time passed as one by one more babies come out, n by dawn, Wander has already given birth to 5 babies, n was struggling to get (probably) the last one out]

Wander: Pls...Pls...Make it stop...I can't take it anymore...!!

Peepers: Just hang in there, furball. Its almost out [tho in truth the head was straining within Wander's vagina, struggling to get out]

Hater: :( you're doing okay, Wander.

Wander: I can't...I can't anymore...It's...Its not coming out...!!

Peepers: [saw the problem] Its too big for Wander's body to expel it. Sir, we'll need ur powers to help out. Give Wander's body the extra boost

Hater: :( Come on, Wander. You're almost there.

Peepers: C'mon, Lord Hater. Give it to him. He needs ur help

Wander: [whimpered as he tried to push the baby out]

Hater: (grips Wander's hand)

Wander: [feels Hater's power coarsing into him n tht gentle shock was all he needed as his body contracted n expelled the baby out] GGAAAAHHHH~!!!

Peepers: I got it! Woah, it's huge [hands it to Sylvia]

Sylvia: this one's a biggy alright... Wander?

Wander: [had already passed out frm exhaustion in Hater's arms]

Peepers: Looks like someone's all tuckered out [cleaned Wander up n saw his penis n vulva] So tht's how it works [turns to a random Watchdog] Yo, don't stand there staring. Go get a bucket of warm water n lots of towels! We've got babies to clean up!

Watchdog::O Yes sir!

[soon all 6 babies were removed of the sac, cleaned, dried n wrapped in clean warm towels, n all tucked in right nxt to the sleeping Wander]

Peepers: Damn, they're actually kinda cute, well, not tht I like them or anything

Sylvia: >:C What did you say??

Peepers: Wat? Its the truth. I dont. N I'm not gonna [huffed, crossing his arms] So, sir, u were saying abt hving an affair with Wander?

Hater: >.> Um...

Peepers: [tapped his foot] I'm waiting. Wen did it start? Wen did u n Wander started to decide doing the hanky-panky with each other?

Hater: >///< (explains the whole thing)

Peepers: So u got horny, u let Wander satisfy ur "problem", n u've been doing tht since then for 6 mths AND U NEVER TOLD ME??

Hater: >:c You're not so good at keeping secrets, ya know.

Peepers: Oh yeah? N who exactly do u think I'd tell anyways if u told me?

Hater: -.- the other Watchdogs.

Peepers: -_- Reli? U'd think I would blab to my subordinates abt wat their leader did? Do u think I'm tht dumb? I'm ur second in command! I'm supposed to be entrusted with ur secrets! N I'm not exactly friends with a lot of Watchdogs, if u havent noticed. I wouldnt be able to tell anyone evn if I wanted to [massage his eyeball, a headache coming in frm all this drama]

Hater:...(nod)

Peepers: Ughh... So u n Wander r official now?

Hater:... we'll have to wait and see...

Peepers: [turned to Sylvia] N ur OK with this, zbornak?

Sylvia: (think)... if Hater messes up... >:C

Peepers: [sighed n rolled his eyes]

[the babies started whimpering for milk]

Peepers: Sounds like the babies r hungry

Hater: (gently shakes Wander) :(...

Wander: Nnnhh...? W-Wha...? [feels kinda empty inside] The babies...? W-Where r they...?

Hater: They're okay, Wander... (hug)

Wander: [looked abt n saw the litter nxt to him] Ooh, there u are... [sees the big baby in btwn the smaller ones] Wow, so ur the one who's giving me trouble, eh...?

Sylvia: He sure was...

Peepers: I think those little furballs r hungry

Wander: Oh, bt I don't hv enough to feed 6... [thought for a bit] Syl, get me my hat ovr there

Sylvia: (gets the hat) Here, buddy.

Wander: [digs ard the hat then pulls out some sort of milking device tht is connected to 6 tubes tht has nipples at the end] Well, tht is pretty creative. Let's see... [connected the suction cups to his own nipples underneath the fur, then stuffed each tube into each baby's mouth n they immediately sucked on them] There we go

Hater:  :)... ;(...

Wander: [sees him crying] Wat's wrong, Hatey? Why r u crying?

Hater: >_< n-no just something in my eye... :) i'm just...

Wander: [smiled understandingly] Its OK, Hatey. Its OK to cry. I knw ur happy [stroke his cheek n kissed him, also hving tears in his eyes]

Hater: (kiss)

Sylvia: :) So... any names for these little guys?

Wander: Any ideas, Hatey?

Hater: (think)...

Wander: I definitely hv an idea for this big boy here [pointed at the biggest baby tht had red n black fur] Dipper. As in the Big Dipper. N maybe Orion for this one [pointed at the baby tht had green fur]

Hater: (nod)... (to a little blue one) perhaps Cynthia?

Wander: [giggled] Tht is nice. Well, tht's 3 babies dwn, wat abt the rest of the babies? [gestured at the white baby, the orange baby and the black baby]

Hater:... for the black one, I'd say Midnight.

Wander: [looked at the white one] I'll name her Snow

Hater: and our last one?...

Wander: [thought abt it] Wonder. I'll name 'em Wonder

Hater: Really? I kinda thought Junior or something...

Wander: Wat? Hater Jr or Wander Jr? Tht's a little cliche, isnt it? [giggled]

Hater: (think) Like, Wander Jr. ^^;

Wander: [giggled] Nah, Wonder is fine. Its got a nice ring to it

Hater::) It does.

Wander: [yawned again, still tired] Sorry, I'm still sleepy

Peepers: U did stay up all night to give birth to 6 furballs

Sylvia: Just take it easy there, buddy...

Wander: [yawned n slowly drifted asleep, letting the litter continued feeding off him]

Peepers: I suppose ur gonna stay with him tonight, sir?

Hater: (nod) Yeah...

Peepers: [rolled his eyes, then turned to the Watchdogs] Alright, bk to the ship, get urselves tucked into bed. Nothin' to see here [ushered the team out]

Watchdogs:  :( aw...

[Hater n Wander slept together, cuddling close to their new litter, n slept thru the night n all thru morning]

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[it wasn't long before Wander n Hater realized a couple of weeks later that there is a change in the air btwn Peepers n Sylvia]

Wander: [was sitting on Hater's lap watching him playing his console game before poked him gently] Psst! Hey, Hatey

Hater: [whines] What~ [tries to beat this level]

Wander: Do u noticed anything different btwn Peepers n Sylvia? [staring at Peepers who was discussing some of their weaponry to Sylvia]

Hater: Hmm? [pause the game and look at Peepers and Sylvia. Sylvia was laughing at a joke that Peepers told her] Yeah, I do.

Wander: It seems almost like they're...behaving all gutty works-like [grinned knowingly]

Hater: [wide-eyed] Yeah, you're right!

Wander: [grinned widely n let out a small tiny squeal, bobbing excitedly as he looked at Hater expectantly, as if he wanted Hater to be in on whatever plans he's hatching in his tiny brain]

Hater: [feeling of dred] What are you thinking?

Wander: We should totally hook them up together~ They look so so so SO adorable as a couple...!!

Hater: Uh...I not so sure. I mean how do we know they like like eachother?

Wander: My gutty-works are telling me they do, they just dunno it yet. Let's set them up on a date. Who knws, they might actually end up realizing they like like each other

Hater: [sighs] FINE~ [feeling he is going to regret it later]

Wander: [leans in to whisper into Hater's ear his plan, which involved giving Peepers an off day as an excuse n Wander trying to misdirect Sylvia] ....Yeah, n tht's the gist of it. U knw any planet which is best for holiday n relaxation n has a romantic mood? Tht u havent conquered or plan to conquer, of course

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[Meanwhile back at the libarary]

Sylvia: So...[ackwardly trying to make small talk]

Peepers: [wasn't looking up frm his book tht he was flipping thru] So...?

Sylvia: Uh...What ya reading? {Smooth Sylvia, real smooth}

Peepers: Nothing in particular. Just trying to look up on materials to teach those two knuckleheads some more, which I am sure they're gonna somehow run out on me [realized something] U knw, they've been gone a bit too long. Maybe I should go find them [puts his books dwn]

Sylvia: Yeah sure. I'll go with ya [getting up to follow him] {Why can't this be easy as pounding him?} [You see Sylvia has a crush on Peepers seeing he the only one to stand up to her and be able to handle Hater. It earn her respect for him but, it was hard for the outspoken girl to express 'I like you' to the small eyeball idiot]

Peepers: [left the library n walked abt searching] Hmm... Lets see, last time we found them in the library storeroom, then it was the closet, then the weapons room. Hmm... [rubbed his chin n thought] Where else can they hide?

Sylvia: Torture Room, Hater's Room, Treasure Room

Peepers: Treasure room. That's it. It's the only plc only Lord Hater n I hv access. Good thinking, zbornak [made his way there]

Sylvia: [rolls eyes and follows]

[the duo soon make it to the treasure room n found themselves staring at a quite naked Wander n Hater under the covers s snoozing nxt to a fried couch, with a bunch of other treasures being fried as well by the diverted power]

Peepers: [stunned for a whole minute before finally finding his voice] Un...be...lievable...

Sylvia: [hands cover her eyes] I NEED brain bleach!

Hater: [grumbles and pull Wander closer and cuddles]

Peepers: How did they evn...? I thought they would've been fried right now!

Wander: [mumbled in his sleep] Nnh, Syl, keep it dwn, buddy...zzzz...

Sylvia: This is Wander we're talking he will find a way. Also lets get out of here. I don't want to be more tramatized than I already am.

Peepers: [groaned] Ur right. Lets get outta here. I doubt Lord Hater wants to hv us catch them like this [turned n left]

Sylvia: [shudders] Agreed [follows him back to the libarary]

Peepers: [didn't reli want to return to the library, so he made a beeline dwn the hall odw to the rec room] So, uh, since class is postponed today... Wanna go a round of pool with the Watchdogs?

Sylvia: [shrugs] Sure {Yes, Hahaha!}

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[meanwhile Wander n Hater was hiding inside the treasure room of the ship, making out for the umpteenth time n had their fair share of foreplay]

Wander: [pants] Pls, Hatey... I want u... I want to go all the way. It's been more than 3 mths. We've learnt everything now. I want us to do the real deal [his cock was throbbing n his pussy was aching with wanton need, he couldn't take it anymore]

Hater: [hot, bothered, and horns crackling] Alright [pulling down his boxers. Large glowing erection sprang to life. Goes bright green] Um...what do I do now again?

Wander: I'll get it started. Once ur inside me, ur natural instincts will take ovr n ur body will knw wat to do. Just lie dwn n lemme do the work, for now [leans in to flick his tongue at Hater's cock teasingly]

Hater: Gah! [he love it when Wander do this but it wants to do sex now. But, all thoughts go out the window by this point]

Wander: [gently guided Hater to a couch nearby n helped him lie dwn, then he straddled him n parted his fur to reveal his wet dripping pussy, n slowly lowered himself dwn onto Hater's glowing cock, hissing as he started breaching thru his virginity within, letting out a whimper n a small sob]

Hater: [noticing the sob] Are you alright?! [trying to get up to help him]

Wander: N-No, I'm OK... I'm OK... [sobbed a bit more as he pushed dwn onto Hater's cock deeper, droplets of blood coming out of Wander's pussy as his virginity was fully breached]

Hater: No you're not! [sitting up now, but Wander still on him. Wipes the tears] Am I hurting you?

Wander: No, no, ur not hurting me...Not on purpose...Its just...I nvr told u this bt...ur my first. I just gave u my virginity [smiled in btwn his tears]

Hater: [blush] Well...you're my first too. [hold still so Wander can finish going in]

Wander: [pants n nodded gently as he pushed dwn fully until the hilt, until he was all in] Oh frop...S-So b-big... [whimpered] J-Just let me...adjust...a bit...

Hater: Kay...[sqeaked Hater as he was enjoying him being inside Wander but felt guilty for causing Wander pain. Sparks started to come off the horns]

Wander: [waited for a few moments before he adjusted n slowly started to move up n dwn, trying to focus on the pleasure of Hater's cock rubbing inside him, holding onto Hater's chest for leverage as he bobbed up n dwn the glowing warm rod]

Hater: [groans and started to buck his hips into Wander's pussy. Sparks started to fly]

Wander: [gasped as he felt Hater bucking into him, then he manuevered a bit n found his G-spot] Yes...Yes, right there... U found my G-spot right there... [continued to bob along with his bucking]

Hater: [something snaps inside Hater. Growling primaly he fliped Wander onto the couch and started to pound into him. Electeicity sparking though out his body]

Wander: [gasped as he was flipped onto the couch n almost screamed out as he felt his G-spot being assaulted. Gone was the pain n replaced with unadulterated pleasure. He could feel the pins n needles on his body frm Hater's touches n thrusts n the static on his fur. Reaching up to Hater, he wrapped his arms ard Hater's neck n breathed into the skeleton's neck, whimpreing in pleasure]

Hater: [Continues to growl like a feral animal and speed up his thrusts. Electricity was poaring out of him]

Wander: [leans in n kissed Hater deeply, trying to gently reign him in, he could almost taste the electricity, bt somehow it didnt bother him, altho the sparks seem to flow thru his fur n sparked off the couch evrywhere. He could feel his orgasm incoming frm the assault on his G-spot as his pussy started clenching]

Hater: [enjoying the kiss but, he couldn't last much longer with Wander clenching him. A few more hard thurst he cam. A large shock of eletricity shot out of Hater and into Wander]

Wander: [gasped as he felt the shock of electricity n he came as well, squirting frm both his cock n his pussy, making his first real orgasm frm sex ever, and somehow his fur seemed to hv furled n poofed up a little frm the electricity n it diverted onto the couch, making a loud zap n basically frying it till it went charcoal black] Uummm... Woah... Oops...

Hater: [gets out of Wander and rolls off the couch and on to the floor. Then promply passes out]

Wander: [gasped at Hater passing out] Hatey! Hatey r u OK?? Hatey! [tries to shake him awake]

Hater: [mumbles] 5 more minutes GRANDMA! [snores]

Wander: [sighed in relief as he saw Hater was OK, then winced a little wen he felt the slight numb sting btwn his legs] Darn, tht smarts. [smiled dwn at Hater n gave him a kiss on the lips] I love u, Hatey

Hater: [mumbles] love ya....Wander...

Wander: [smiled as he finally hear him said it, then dug thru his hat to find a blanket n pulled it ovr the both of them, cuddling close as he too fell asleep, basking in the aftrglow]

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[Frm that day on, Wander n Sylvia became the unofficial members of the Watchdog crew. They still went out on their own adventures n left Hater to himself wen he's conquering planets, bt during dwn time, the duo, with the help of the beamer control device, would come visit the ship, n Peepers would use this chance to bring Wander n Hater to the ship's massive library to study on each others species, tho sometimes Wander would be his mischievous self n drag Hater to somewhere secluded to make out or foreplay with Hater, much to Peepers' chagrin]

Sylvia: [chuckes] They went off again somewhere didn't they? [staring at a peeved Peepers]

Peepers: [growled] It's like talking to a bunch of cows in heat. We r SUPPOSED to be studying abt Star Nomads today n they're gone, AGAIN! Ugh, why do I even bother? U reli need to keep a leash on ur furball friend, zbornak

Sylvia: [snorts] When Wander wants something he will stop at nothing to get it. Besides I don't see you trying rain in Hater? [smirks]

Peepers: U think I can reign in that nutcase? He'll zap me to nxt week. He is also the type to get wat he wants. [sighed] Tho I suppose it's the price to pay for serving ur savior

Sylvia: [giggles] Same protecting your best friend. So, tell me. How did Hater save you guys?

Peepers: [raised a brow n rolled his eyes] Well, we will hv to start frm the very beginning. Think u can handle a bit of history lesson?

Sylvia: [gets comfortable] Lay it on me Professor!

Peepers: Well, the Watchdogs n I all originated frm the planet Primier, with our Great Eye n his Queen as our ruler. Our planet was formed together with the first eye ppl during the great big bang, so they were our first king n queen. Thus the planet shares the same life core with our King n Queen, so in laymans terms, if both our rulers die, the planet will die with them. We're almost like Wander in a way, intersex at birth n it is up to us whether we want to be the girl or boy in the relationship n our bodies will automatically mutate n shift accordingly to become tht gender permanently, like me, wen I decided to bond with my first lover, I chose to be the pants in the relationship, so my lover decided to become a she...Then she met someone else only 5 mths into our marriage, n she divorced me and... [grumble grumble under his breath, getting off topic]

Sylvia: [comfort him by patting his shoulder] You are getting off topic

Peepers: [cleared his throat] Ahem, anyways, so one day, our Queen passed away. Some kind of rare form of pathogen going on one winter's morning tht seems to affect those who chose to become female. We nvr knew where tht pathogen came frm, bt we knew it was killing all the females of our species, n we needed a new Queen to replace the one died bcoz wen our Queen died, basically a third of the planet died too n made the plague worse. N none of us dared to choose to turn female to become The Great Eye's bride for fear of getting infected n killed. So we had to outsource. We were so desperate we didnt do a proper background chk. We ended up picking a Marina

Sylvia: You chosed a Marina? [gave a deapanned look]

Peepers: We didnt knw any better. We were desperate. Our planet was dying. So we got her to marry our Great Eye n he thus shared the planet's lifeline with her. Bt we soon learnt our lesson, the hard way. She was vry powerful. She somehow managed to assimilate wtih the core of the planet, taking full control of it, then killed our Great Eye n ruled ovr our planet with an iron fist. She wasn't as bad as Emperor Awesome, bt she does hv a partying streak. The whole planet was completely in shambles as we were stripped of evrything we own n became her slaves while our money n possession were used to fuel her high-maintenance lifestyle n her parties. [groaned] I was her righthand manslave, sort of, n I've seen enough parties she held to last me the whole 9 galaxies. Ugh... If I see another glitter shower... [shuddered]

Sylvia: Yeah, we kinda got stuck on one of Awesome's end of the world parties [shudders] Continue

Peepers: Anyway, our planet became a bit of a wasteland, the Queen's castle kept growing bigger n more lavish, then one day, Lord Hater came. He was invited to one of her parties, n he was barely getting started on the world-conquering business n said tht he was looking for recruits. Our Queen knew Lord Hater's kind n thought maybe she could seduce him into becoming her King n liason with the powerful Skeletor clan so tht she could continue on her lifestyle. Lord Hater took one look at her, her castle n her party n told her tht her proposal sucks n killed her, right there n then. Fried her heart frm the inside out in front of evryone in the middle of the ballroom. It was glorious. Of course, the planet started crumbling coz the Queen died, bt he barely twitched an eyebrow. I will nvr forget wat he said wen he held his hand out to me n my ppl. He said "U can stay here n die like a good guy, or u can come with Lord Hater No#1 Super Star n be a great bad guy". Thinking bk, it was the cheesiest, lamest line evr, bt it was still our saving grace. He gave us new clothes, good food, new home, we get to travel ard the galaxy n become empowered again, n we've been with Lord Hater ever since. Hate's great, best villain!

Sylvia: [look kind of shock the hater kill somebody. But, laugh at the corny line that Hater said] You guys must really love him.

Peepers: [shrugs] Eh, he's got his violent streak and all tht, bt he cares abt us, in his own manchild way. I'm the only one who can be honest with him, n I'm prolly the only friend he's evr got in this whole wide galaxy. His parents r dead, u see, due to civil war in his own planet. He was supposed to be nxt in line to the throne, bt his side of the family lost the war, which is why he's out here trying to ovrcompensate himself with ruling the galaxy to show up the guys who dethroned him, I suppose. So yeah, u can say we love him, sorta

Sylvia: Well, that's suck for him. So, how his their lessions anyways?

Peepers: As much as I can teach them. I mean Hater just basically being all dumb n surprised n Wander would be like a kid with a new plaything wen it comes to the birds n the bees of both their species, bt wen it comes to evrything else, like culture n habits n history backgrounds n stuff, they were pretty OK. They behave...almost like best buds, budding lovers, newly weds... [gripped his chest a little] N it kinda hurts. Like a father giving away a daughter kind of hurt

Syliva: Dawww~ That's so cute![giggles] I know what you mean. Wander my be more sexually mature than Hater but he still naive on most things. I afraid something will happen and I'll have to bash a few skulls.

Peepers: U don't mean to tell me that THAT furball is still a virgin? Wat with him being all hanky panky abt everything? I would've thought he'd screw every species in the galaxy by now

Sylvia: Yup. In their culture they learn everything about sex before they actually do the deed. Seeing to them sex is the ultimate form love and survival. And some odd reason he want Hater as his first.

Peepers: Ugh, its true wat certain species of the planets say: Love is blind, coz Wander sure is as blind as a bat right now

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[soon they were all sitting at the food court with food in front of them, all four of them looking like a rather odd group]

Wander: [was munching on googleberry pie, waiting for someone to break the ice]

Peepers: [folded his arms, glaring judgingly at everyone]

Hater: [munching on his cheeseburger advoiding eyecontact]

Syvlia: [rolls her eyes] Oy fay~ Alright Peepers voice your conserns and everybody be quiet until he done then the next person talks. {They act like a bunch of children} [munches on her sandwhiches]

Peepers: [grumbled a little] Right. As u can tell, I do NOT approve this relationship. Not at ALL. Our motto is "Hate's great, best villain". We're supposed to spread fear n terror throughout the galaxy, not fraternizing with the enemy. And ALSO engage in such dangerous act tht might get our master killed. I owe u my life, we all owe u our lives after u liberated us frm our dying planet, Lord Hater, n it is my duty to protect n serve u, even if it means frm urself. I think ur making a big mistake being with Wander, n I won't stand for this

Sylvia: Alright Wander

Wander: [swallowed before speaking] Well I think it's Hatey's choice of wat he wants to do. I just want to help him experience wat real sex is all abt bcoz he doesn't know anything about it n I think it's sad that he has no idea abt the purest form of love and affection. I will not lie; I found myself enjoying the sessions we hv and... [blushed deep red] maybe...just maybe... I do feel a little bit more... Something deep in my gutty works tht makes me all a-flutter for Hatey...

Sylvia: Alright Me. I know you Wander think that sex is the purest form of love. But, to other people it may not be it. To Hater's speices cuddling is and he wanted to do that with you. To him he showing you that he loves you.

Hater: [turns green and hides his face]

Sylvia: I personally don't really like Hater and his stooges, but I'll support your relationship with him. But, I also agree to hold off on any form of sexual interaction. You don't know that Hater can handle it. He might doing well now, but so much later. All I am saying is get to know him better first before you go off and do that. Now Hater.

Hater: [looks up but still green] Um...RIGHT. I don't know what sex is, even though I have been being educated though Wander. I personally don't want to die nor kill Wander. I may want to hurt him, but death no. I don't know really what my feelings are for Wander. I mean at the beginning I wanted to hurt him but the same time impress him so he likes me. I mean I HATE him but the same time I lo...lov...LIKE him. [coughs] But, as of right now I don't know.

Wander: [felt a little bit disappointed tht Hater said LIKE instead of LOVE coz somehow he felt like he needed to hear it, bt he doesnt force the issue] Ur...Ur right, Syl. Maybe we're rushing into it a little bit. [sighed] Peepers, I knw u don't like me n u don't want me to be with Hater, bt I want to be with him. The thought of not being able to at least be friends with Hater just makes my gutty works all sour, n I don't like tht. Can we at least be civil to each other n give us a chance? We'll let u teach us abt each other if u want, so we can learn abt each other better

Peepers: [stared at him for a while n sighed] I guess I COULD teach u stuff tht evn Lord Hater doesnt knw, so tht u all don't go end up killing each other ovr something stupid. Bt tht doesnt mean I approve u guys! I still don't like the idea of u being together, n of the idea of us being friends! I'll be...like ur mentor. Yeah, ur mentor. Nothing more!

Hater: [gave a small smile]

Sylvia: Aww ain't that cute

Wander: [smiled n shook Peepers hand till the whole eyeball shook all ovr] Thank u, thank u, thank u! I'll prove to u tht we can ALL be friends! Right, buddy? [turns to Hater]

Peepers: Gaa-a-a-a-ah, s-s-stop sh-sh-shaking m-m-m-me~~

Hater: [just blush and nodded]

Sylvia: Alright that settled. Can we finished eating

Wander: [nodded happily n continued eating]

Peepers: Not hungry [grabbed a cup of coffee n drank it dwn before leaving the table]

Sylvia: [rolls eyes and follow after Peepers] Why always so grouchy?

Peepers: None of ur business, zbornak. I just don't like ur Wander with our Lord Hater, corrupting him with all these mushy lovey-dovey stuff. Go away. I've got a ship to help run

Sylvia: Nah, like annoying you too much [still follows]

Peepers: [groans n tries to ignore her for the rest of the day as he went abt his business]

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[Wander was already 3 mths pregnant wen he found out (Star Nomad pregnancies lasts 6 mths) n for the nxt 3 following mths, Wander continued his voyage, completely avoiding any planets tht Hater might hv conquered n flees as soon as he hears rumors of Hater coming to any planet they were in. Now Wander n Sylvia were currently in a forest cabin enjoying bubblebeef stew n relaxing by the fire on a backwater planet]

Wander: [was playing his banjo, humming an old lullaby to his babies inside his belly]

Sylvia: (resting) |-)

Wander: [soon sang a slow version of the song he sang aftr they got Westley out of the Watchdogs]
*Oh, Wander over Yonder
And check out this and that

If you Wander over Yonder
Best be sure to wear your hat

All the things that you will see
And you certainly will be free
If you Wander over Yonder,
Just you and me*

Sylvia: (yawn)... how you doing, Wander?

Wander: OK. They're quiet now, bt look [showed her his glowing belly] They like the song I'm singing

Sylvia: (nod) Yup.

Wander: [yawns] I'm tired. I think I'll go to bed. Can u help me up? Imma feelin' a little heavy

Sylvia: (helps him)

Wander: [got on his feet] Thanks, Syl. G'night [hugged her n went to his bedroom]

Sylvia: Night, Wander... |-)

Wander: [curled up in his hat, then pulled the covers ovr himself n the hat n fell asleep]

[meanwhile, Peepers was navigating the ship n was slowly arriving to tht same backwater planet]

Peepers: Uh, sir? Tell me again WHY r u so obsessed with chasing aftr Wander n not conquering planets like u should be doing?

Hater: -__- what else does it look like?

Peepers: Uh, I dunno. Enlighten me, sir

Hater:... get rid of him first before taking over a planet? :(

Peepers: Riiiiight~ [sensors tht was programmed to find Wander detected his presence] The sensors hv responded. Wander is here, sir

Hater: :O what??

Peepers: Shall we pursue this lead, sir?

Hater: *gulp*... fire away.

Peepers: [turned on the tracker map n went forth]

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[3 mths aftr tht last rendezvous, Sylvia n Wander were in a new planet, n they were relaxing in a posh restaurant, only Wander seemed to be ordering almost evrything in the menu n was wolfing them dwn like he hadnt eaten in forevr]

Wander: [shoved the last piece of steak into his mouth, his cheeks full n puffed like a hamster]

Sylvia: O_o boy, you're really packing it in there, Wander.

Wander: Hmm? Wovvy, hy vad 'ungee (sorry I was hungry) [talking wtih his mouth full]

Sylvia: :\ really hungry it looks like.

Wander: [smiled sheepishly as he continued to eat]

Waiter: [comes in with the bill later n it was pretty high $$$]

Sylvia:  :O whoa, that much??

Waiter: [nodded n gestured at the amt of food Wander ordered] It should be obvious, ma'am

Wander: [saw the bill n gave his money too to cover half] Sorry abt tht, Syl. Its all I got right now

Sylvia: Hmmm... (getting supspicious)

Wander: [finally finished n let out a loud burp] BUUUUUUUUURRRRPPPP!! Oops, excuse me... [grinned sheepishly]

Sylvia: Uh...huh :\

Wander: Imma gonna go explorin' ard a bit more. Umm... I'll brb [left the restaurant in a jiffy]

Sylvia: (think)...

Wander: [stopped by at the park n heaved a sigh of relief, then felt a small cramp in his belly] Nnnhh... I think I ate too much. Feels like indiegestion... [then a small warmth n a tiny glow was seen on his belly, the colour all too familiar] Oh no...

(elsewhere on same planet)

Hater: -.- ...

Peepers: [was blabbing away abt planet conquering plans wen he realized he wasn't paying attention] Umm... Hater, sir? Lord Hater?

Hater: >:C What??

Peepers: Did u get all wat I just said?

Hater: ... .3. Something about conquering this planet?

Peepers: Yes, n wat weapons r we planning to use?

Hater:... ^^; Um... big point ones?

Peepers: No, its the laser mind control device with killer microwaves controled thru ur powers, sir. U didnt listen at all, did u? Wat is going on in ur mind? U havent been vry into conquering these days, wats wrong?

Hater: >.> Does it matter? >:C I'm taking over planets again, aren't I??

Peepers: Yessir, bt its like ur mind is not into it. N the last planet u conquered, u just came, sucked their resources dry n left. U didnt evn bother to ask us Watchdogs to conquer them n spread fear n terror. Its not like u, sir.

Hater: <_<

Peepers: Is there something bothering u, sir? Something on ur mind? Anything I can help?

Hater: >_< No I don't want any help, C Peeps!

Peepers: -_- [sighs] Fine. So shall I fire up the mind control device?

Hater: Yeah, sure. Why not? -3-

Peepers: Good. I'll go get the Watchdogs to do it [intercomes] All Watchdogs, gather in the weaponry room. We hv a planet to conquer! [left Hater alone in the meeting room]

[a brainwave signal was felt in the skeleton's mind, signalling it was Wander calling him]

Hater: (uses hand) (think) Hater number 1 super star.

Wander: [was at a local payphone] Umm... Hey, Hatey...

Hater: o.o Wander?

Wander: Umm... [bit his lip as he tried to tell the truth, bt all tht came out of his mouth was...] We shouldnt see each other anymore

Hater: ? Why? What's going on?

Wander: N-Nothing. Nothing's going on, its just... [bit his lip again n sighed] I'm tired of hiding our relationship, n I'm tired of sneaking ard. I...I want us to break up

Hater: :O what?? B-but why?

Wander: I just told u. I...I'm tired of hiding our relationship. I dont want to sneak ard anymore. N...N ur evil, n I'm the good guy. We can nvr work out. So...goodbye, Hater. Good luck with world domination [hung up]

Hater: :O...  :(...

Wander: [started sobbing n fell to his knees, crying quietly as he hugged his middle, which was glowing steadily, indicating the baby's growth]

Hater:  :(... Wander...

Wander: [kept on crying, not knwing tht Sylvia had been following behind him n spying on him n heard evrything]

Sylvia:...What have you been doing with Hater...??

Wander: [gasped at Sylvia's voice] I...I can explain... [tries to hide his middle bt the tiny glow gave it away]

Sylvia:  :O What is that...???

Wander: [tears started pouring out n he sobbed like a little child] Pls... Pls dont be mad at me, Syl, pls~

Sylvia: Wander... have you been... and with Hater...?

Wander: [bit his lip n nodded]

Sylvia:... I see... and you're ending it with him?

Wander: [nodded] He... He can't knw... [held his middle] He'll freak out...n I can't risk it...He'll be pissed at me...n I dont think he's ready to be a father, him being the evil conqueror n all...

Sylvia:...(feels sorry for her little friend) (hug) it's going to be okay, Wander...

Wander: [whimpered as he hugged Sylvia tigther, sobbing in her arms]

Sylvia: :( (hug)

Cure For Your Funk-Chp3

[since tht incident, 6 mths had passed wen Wander n Hater had their secret love affair. They would meet up in some random planet Hater wanted to control, then hook up secretly at either the ship or a random motel, n get their freak on for as long as they were staying in tht planet]

Wander: [was now in a six-star hotel tht Hater got for them for their secret rendezvous n currently riding Hater's cock hard] Yes, yes, yes...Nnnhhh...So good...

Hater: (holding his waist) :$

Wander: [kissed him deeply as he was getting close to orgasm]

Hater: >///< Ah g-gob...

Wander: [screamed into the kiss as he came hard, squirting frm both his cock n his pussy n held Hater tight]

Hater: >////<  ...wow...

Wander: [pants as he pulled off gently] Yeah, wow... [giggled]

Hater: (hug)

Wander: [purred in Hater's arms] Does Peepers knw abt us?

Hater: -///- I hope not, he's not always known to keep a secret.

Wander: Sylvia doesnt knw either, she'd knock our socks off

Hater: Mostly mine. ._.;

Wander: [runs his fingers along Hater's ribcage] R u gonna continue conquering this planet aftr I leave? U've been putting off quite a few, Peepers might get suspicious

Hater:... >///> I guess I should think about getting back to that and... .///. have you checked if you're... y-ya know...

Wander: I'm wat? [tilted his head cutely in confusion]

Hater:...with... w-with child? >////<

Wander: [blushed] Oh...OH! Umm...I dunno. My species may be intersex, bt we dont hv periods or anything like a female does, so I can't tell

Hater:... .///. sorry I asked. It's just, if Sylvia picks up on that...

Wander: U let me worry abt Sylvia. She's my best buddy. I can handle her [looked at the time] I hv to go [reluctantly got up n went to the bathroom] U gonna be OK, Hatey?

Hater:...y-yeah... (kiss)

Wander: [smiled n entered the bathroom to get cleaned]

Cure For Your Funk-Chp2

Wander: {somehow managed to make it to Hater's room} Yoohoo, Hater~! Miss me, buddy?

Hater: .3. How do you even get in here?

Wander: Oh, its not tht hard. I've been in ur ship dozens of times, remember? Besides ur friend Peeper invited me in [tho it technically wasn't]

Hater: >_>

Wander: Anyway~ U here to conquer this planet again? Anyway for me to persuade u not to?

Hater: -__- I'm not in any mood.

Wander: Aww~ Pretty please? With sugar on top?

Peepers: {barged in} I'm sorry, sir! He somehow got past me! I'll get him! {aimed his gun at Wander} Get away frm Lord Hater, u pest!

Hater: .3.

Wander: Hey, hey, don't be so hostile, Mr Peepers. Hater n I r best buds, right, Hater~?

Hater: o///o uh...... O/////O

Peepers: Lord Hater? Should I throw him into the dungeon?

Wander: {smiled widely at him, waiting for his response}

Hater: D: n-no, I'll take care of it! >:C get out and don't disturb us!

Peepers: {blinked a bit before nodding} A-As u wish, Lord Hater {left the room, bt stood guard outside}

Wander: R u sure u wanna get rid of Mr Peepers? I'm sure he's OK with wat u hv to say {was still a bit oblivious to wat was going on}

Hater: >///< N-no, forget Peepers!

Wander: {sat crossed legs before Hater} Soooo... Is it a yes? U won't take ovr this planet?

Hater:... -_- I didn't feel like it today.

Wander: Aww~ Widdle Hatey got a widdle funk? Does Mr Peepers knw before u got here? I bet he doesn't--! {teased him in a sing-song way}

Hater: >////< will you stop that??

Wander: Stop wat? {blinked in confusion}

Hater:... -////- Yes, I had a little funk.

Wander: Aww, its OK {immediately sat on Hater's lap without being invited n laid bk} U can tell ur best buddy here all abt it. Wat's botherin' ya, Hatey?

Hater: o///o Um...

Wander: C'mon, u can tell me~ {teased Hater's chin}

Hater: >///<... I had to take care of business... down there...

Wander: {blinked, then blushed a little} Is tht...why I'm...feeling a bit of a bump on my bk right now?

Hater:...Yes...

Wander: {blushed a bit more} Oh... OK... {tentatively got off Hater's lap} I think... maybe I should leave u alone then... o///o

Hater: ...I never said you had to... -///-

Wander: .///. Wat would u like me to do? Anything I can do to help?

Hater: um... are you sure about this?... .///.

Wander: {smiles} Nvr hurts to help. N I'm not as naive as u think I am, u knw. I knw abt the birds n the bees {blushed}

Hater: o///O I see...

Wander: {scratched his chin} So... How does this work? I mean ur all bones. I didn't think u would hv a...u knw...

Hater: I can... .///. I can do *some* stuff...

Wander: [blushed some more n looked at him sheepishly] C-Can I see?

Hater:...I don't want to make you feel uncomfortable... .///.

Wander: I told u, I'm not tht naive. I wanna see [pouts]

Hater:... o///o Can you, uh...?

Wander: Can I wat? [tilted his head curiously]

Hater:...lay back, or...?

Wander: Oh...Oh! [looked abt on the bed n found a nice spot] Heh, I've always wondered how it feels to lie dwn on ur water bed

Hater: -///-

Wander: [laid dwn] OK, I'm all laid dwn. Oh before tht, I better show u mine before u show me urs. Its only fair, right? Just don't freak out. It might...look a little weird [spread out the fur in his crotch to show him tht he was intersex: he had a penis n a vagina]

Hater: :O...

Wander: [blushed hard] OK, now ur just staring. Its embarrassing~

Hater: No, that's... .///. that's new...

Wander: Y-Yeah, this is how all my species look like as Star Nomads, we don't stay vry long in one plc as u knw, so...our kind evolve to be able to breed with anyone so our species can carry on

Hater: o-okay...my turn, I guess... >////< (lifts the front of his cloak and pulls down boxers... revealing a green glowing cock)... -///- thought I didn't have one, eh?

Wander: [blushed hard] Wooww~ It's glowing just like ur hands do. How does tht work? [stares at the glowing cock, fascinated]

Hater: >///< It's... been doing that for a long time now...

Wander: Wow... Its so cool~! C-Can I touch?

Hater: ./////. I g-guess...

Wander: [reaches his hand to gently poke it, then run his finger dwn frm the base to the hilt]

Hater: >///< Ha~

Wander: [before he could stop himself, he leaned forward n took Hater's tip of the cock into his mouth, sucking at it gently]

Hater: o///o ah >//< Wander!

Wander: [in the bk of his mind, he should be wondering where Sylvia is, bt right now, his lust was taking ovr as he sucked n bobbed on Hater's cock, bright n warm in his mouth]

Hater: Wander~ >///<

Wander: [took in as much cock as his little mouth could fit in n sucked n licked hard, his hand reaching under the skeleton's robe bt couldnt find the balls, bt he did find Hater's bk bone n tried to tickle the tail bone closest to his pelvis]

Hater: Ha~!

Wander: [smiled inwardly as he did tht some more, continuing to suck n lick him]

Hater: >///< W...wait a sec!

Wander: Hnn~? [stopped bt nvr took his mouth out, looking up at him with his cock in his mouth]

Hater: Do, uh... :$ Do I get a turn to... you know...?

Wander: [smiled n pulled off] U can if u want to [leaned bk n spread his legs, showing off his own half-erected cock]

Hater: .////. ... (licks at the tip slowly)

Wander: [squeaked as he felt Hater's tongue on his cock] Nnhh...!!

Hater: (hums... moving to vulva, licking in between folds)

Wander: [hissed at the licks, gripping at Hater's hood as he covered his own mouth, trying to suppress his moans n whines]

Hater: Mmmm~

Wander: [whimpered, starting to get wet, his hips slowly started thrusting a little to meet Hater's mouth]

Hater: You like this~?

Wander: [was conflicted, not sure wat to answer, so he just nodded sheepishly]

Hater:  ;) I thought so...(sucks at certain parts)

Wander: [whimpered, shaking his head, his hips trembling, he knew he was getting close, n he was trying to get Hater to stop bcoz he didnt wanna come on Hater's face n piss him off]

Hater:... ? Something wrong? (stops)

Wander: [whined wen he stopped] I... I was... g-getting close... I didnt wanna mess up ur face... [blushed hard, his hips still trembling, looking like he was abt to blow]

Hater: Did... did you want to stop, or...? (worried)

Wander: I... I... [covered his face, embarrassed to say it]

Hater: So...?

Wander: I... I... [was close to tears in embarrassment as he whispered for only him to hear] I want u to fuck me... [cussed for the first time in a long time]

Hater: ... :O You're serious?

Wander: [nodded, tears starting to pool n fall, he couldnt feel evn more embarrassed] Pls... Pls dont make me ask again... I'm... I'm so close...

Hater:... Alright then...

Wander: [spread his legs for him] D-Do it... Its OK...

Hater:...(rubs...then enters slowly) >///<

Wander: [bit his lip as he entered] G-Gob...! S-So big...!! [whined as he felt the sting of his virgin broken]

Hater: Shh...(holds still for Wander to adjust)

Wander: [pants n whimpers, gripping at Hater's robe, trying to adjust]

Hater:...(rubs his back in comfort)...Let me know when you're ready...

Wander: [took a few deep breaths before he nodded] I'm ready... P-Pls...slowly...gently...It still kinda stings...

Hater: (nod) ...(moves slowly)

Wander: [whimpered as the sting slowly ebbed away once Hater started moving, reached his arms out to the skeleton, wanting a kiss]

Hater: (leans in) (kiss)

Wander: [brought him closer, kissing him deeply as he raised his hips higher to meet Hater's thrusts]

Hater: >///< Mmmm~ (thrusting)

Wander: [pants] Nnnhh... Yes, yes, Hatey... S-So good... [was feeling the pleasure now as he felt Hater starting to hit his G-spot inside]

Hater: (holds Wander close) Ahh~ Wander

Wander: [whimpered] H-Harder... D-Deeper... Right there, don't stop...

Hater:...Oh G-Gob... >////<

Wander: [pants] I-I'm close...I...I think I'm gonna come...!! [his pussy started clenching tight ard Hater, signalling his impending orgasm]

Hater: >////< M-me too...!

Wander: [pants hard n his whines grew higher n higher until he finally screams out as he came frm both his cock n his pussy, clenching Hater's cock hard]

Hater: Ahhhh~!

Wander: [could almost feel the glow of Hater's orgasm as it filled him inside, warm n toasty as he groaned out]

Hater: (panting) ... did...did that feel good?...

Wander: [smiled n nodded, then saw the blood spots on the bed] Oh I kinda forgot to mention that I'm virgin...evn tho I don't look like one

Hater: .////. ... I'm your first?...

Wander: [blushed n nodded] I've nvr been with anyone else, evn tho I'm travel ard the universe with Sylv...Oh grob! I forgot abt Sylvia! I...I gtg! [hastily cleans up]

Hater::O oh yeah, her...

Wander: [finished cleaning up n ran to the door, bt stopped for a while, paused n ran bk to Hater, giving him a peck on the lips n then smiled] Thanks. For being gentle [ran out of the room]

Peepers: [sees him run out n thought he was escaping] Halt! I said halt! [pointed his laser gun at Wander, abt to give chase]

Hater: leave him, Peepers.

Peepers: B-Bt sir! He's getting away!

Hater: >:C let him, we can always get him later.

Peepers: [groaned n put his gun away]

Wander: [managed to get out of the ship n see Sylvia standing on top of the bodies of all the Watchdog she defeated] Wow, Syl. Tht's quite the mess u made

Sylvia: That was easy. Wander, where were you?

Wander: Ummm. Nowhere, just...explorin' the ship [blushed as he went n climbed onto Sylvia, grabbing the harness] Shall we go?

Sylvia: hmm...(shrugs) alright then.

Wander: [grabbed the Orrble Juice n made a bubble, n they both went on their way]